What would they say about your daily driver?

What would they say about your daily driver?

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>Golf MK7 GTI

Clarkson would like it. That's all that matters to me!

>2001 V6 Mustang
It’s slow it’s underpowered but the low end torque for highway pulls is still great!

lol
I have the '99.
Stick?

nope.
Clarkson: "This car is american trash, not only that however, it is slow american trash." More of the american-bashing and calling it slow for the next 5 minutes.
May: "I feel quite uncomfortable driving this brash automobile." or some other stupid old man shit
Hammond: *runs off the road and flips 3 times. car ignites almost immediately.*

IT'S BEEN ASSEMBLED IN BURNASTON IN THE MIDLANDS. SAYS IT ALL, DOESN'T IT?

>2003 350Z touring
Jeremy said it brutish and plain didn't like it, he also called it a Renault

Why should I care?

Very first car they reviewed. Hammond said its fun and Clarkson agreed. Feels good man

>HAI UN DAY AH accent

Jeremy: This car has less power than a North Korean defense lawyer
Richard: Its only weaknesses are straights, hills, and corners
James: This car is absolutely brilliant!

Chevy silverado.
Clarkson would rant about America for 10 minutes.
Hammond would love it.
May would compare how slow and fat it is to the average American and then ultimately like it exactly for those reasons.

>W-body Impala
They're probably all going to do a 180 and walk away in disgust.

"You should really take more pride in your motorcycle"

It's been crashed a few times. Knee down in a bumpy parking lot is harder than you think.

Clarkson owns the same car so the other two would hate it.

I don't think they've ever reviewed an EK, but I like to think they'd like it.

> Ford Focus Zetec
Boring, underpowered, but nice.

Disgusting rebadged Volkswagen

>"What a pile of rubbish"

>R6

hammond doesn't stand a chance on the test drive

Hammond really liked it. But unfortunately I don't have the V6 one

>1988 325is with an S52B32
I think they'd love it.

Forgot the
>still enjoys it because mustang
For hamster

1998 LS400:

"You have to be a dork to drive a lexus" "hurr durr no soul no passion" "but very comfortable and legendary reliability, unlike my old fiat." "at least it has a V8" Overall verdict? Shit. They hate lexus even though the LFA is clarksons favorite car. All of their old top gear reviews for lexuses are biased towards bmw.

Clarkson and Hammond would love it, May would think it’s trying too hard

Well Clarkson said these exact things about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=XeGAmcLYGQ8
>tfw you realise he was right

May would like it.

>2008 VW Golf
I think they'd like it but rightfully call it a pile of rubbish because the horn doesn't work, the seats are stained with pusyjuice, and the bodywork is fucked

clarkson liked it: youtube.com/watch?v=SjF06laxDLE
he would have bought an alfa rather because the honda had less power but the tested one was a 2.0 and i have the 2.2 vtac

>GT86
I bought the thing because of how hard Clarkson sucked its dick. Glad I listened to him instead of Veeky Forums.
Inb4 autistic screeching.

Clarkson would love it.

>volvo v70
I'm pretty sure they would all like it.

>GS430
"boring"
>SC2
"boring with more plastic"

>S52B32
They'd laugh at you because you got the cuck version of the S50

May called it an interesting car on his wine tour with Oz Clarke, hamster and Clarkson would definitely hate it though

In the review of the RX-8 Clarkson liked it. I agree that it's a very fun car to drive.

Classic honda steering and reliability
Has a damn picnic table in the back
But a complete shitbox in every ounce of the word

"Yobbo."

2015 WRX

5:50 to 6:35 applies to my EK as well. Good to know they didn't fix the most annoying thing about the car with later gens.

>e90 325i
It's slow. It's lost all of its value to depreciation. Not bad sounding for an inline 6.

"A full English sports car"

James May would love it because it's slow, you have to push it (and can have fun driving legal speeds), and because it's reliable.

Hamster would probably think it's okay for what it is (since it's an American car) but not really feel strongly about it.

Clarkson would hate it.

"watch this"
>rip a sweet skid
>goes a bit too deep
>doesnt stop rotating

VE's and post are super easy to powerslide
VZ's and prior though can be.... difficult

>Abarth 595 Competizione
Clarkson already liked the first new generation Abarths, so he'll really love these, as the hp has gone up from 145 to 180 and the suspension etc have had much better updates as well.
>"Yes, I really am a little Lamborghini!!"

It's a nice Porsche.

slow japshit

>Mitsubishi Minica
It's heavy and has too much power.

>thinking man’s Audi
Clarkson would like it, which is all that matters

...

A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

clarkson called it the poor mans ferarri when he called the fierro the poor mans mr2

Clarkson described it as 'brilliant' and said it 'would put a smile on the face of every motoring enthusiast in the world'

Hammond said:
"The steering, gears and seating position are all perfect."

Yuh
Honestly I don’t get the hate on V6’s
As long as I’m not going around the track saying I’m faster then everyone else can’t I just enjoy my car?

Mondeo

All three of them couldn't find any flaw with it

Pretty sure Clarkson liked the mr2 Spyder

If I didn't live in California I would probably have gone for a euro S50... I have ITBs and long tube headers though so it's not too far off

It’s an NC miata, isn’t it?

>Honestly I don’t get the hate on V6’s
It's pretty simple really. With very few exceptions they sound like shit and they aren't nicely balanced and smooth like an I6, or even as smooth as a V8.

>'05 Legacy
May might like it since it's "sensible".
>91 Trans Am GTA
Richard would not be able to stand up afterwards due to is raging 'murica.

my man

Lower center of gravity and shorter hood than an i6. Cheaper and lighter than a v8. Generally more powerful than a 4 cylinder Sounding "good" is irrelevant.

v6 is best

most people dont like the noise or vibration. personally, i like the packaging, but i cant get over the horrible crankshaft design that an even firing v6 requires

"It's fine for the chap who thinks British engineering is absolute rubbish"

>maloo
If I remember correctly Hammond liked it and the other two hated it.

>03 Protege
Great, if I didn.t drive it like dagumi

I've got a diesel. Louder, heavier and more expensive to maintain, but it has the torque of a V6 and consumes only 6.3l/100km

They would call it a Hilux and I would laugh.

since it was top gear's car of the year 1997 I guess they would like it.

Something about clarksons face being on it id assume