/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Update dreams

>Out of town update
>New minimaps outside of LS that you can only access from a CEO heli/plane
>Race tracks already filled with sport cars anyone can use
>Firing ranges with tanks and targets to hit
>Basic idea is places like your office and bunker but even bigger
>The cost is going to be ugly as fuck but you can rent out these places to NPCs or players for passive money that rises as you stay online

Only one I got

Because it needs needless pvp

>you only make the passive money if you set the location as public
>any location set as public can be attacked in a mission where players try to steal the cars, tanks, whatever is not nailed down

>Gunrunning pt. 2
>start a Private Military Company
>use supplies to fill out your ranks
>pvp game mode where its a psuedo strategy game pitting one pmc against another

Can I drop in some troops to fill out roles for CEO/MC or just pay money and toss my army at random shitters in the lobby?

Literally MGSV. Fuck that.

thats just mgs online

>pay money and toss my army at random shitters

Yes but your "army" is 4 npcs in a random traffic car armed with pistols, that'll be $100k.

well yeah. but if they die you'll have to hire new ones

Sad part you're right. I'm not asking for 4 fighter jets but come on, can they at least use an APC. We're cutting into Merryweather's racket

If you have a PMC then buying new soliders should be no worry

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>start out as a if it was a street gang
>endgame is giving Merryweather a run for their money

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my man

What's this???

what are good gamemodes to play after shaving your balls?

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get fisted

What stops someone from taking one of these highend cars from a sourcing mission and keeping it?

the great power of sharkcards

You cant steal cars that are over 100k $. You must buy them.
>grand theft auto
>you must actually buy cars

is there anything more comfy than a Yacht?

Bumping with another car question, should I go sell collections only or just sell whatever I get?

For importing, they can steal it and store it in their warehouse and export it themselves. For exporting, they can steal it and deliver it themselves for the cash. It's impossible to steal it and make it your own personal vehicle, you can't store premium cars in your garage unless you buy them.

Speaking of which, a week ago my buddy and I stole someone's X80 Proto. We exited my bunker and there happened to be a cargobob carrying the car so we shot it down and drove to my warehouse. They get so mad they spent the entire session trying (and failing) to kill us in an Insurgent. Then I switched lobbies and exported the car for $100,000.

investing in the SMG MKII was a mistake.

Depends how quickly you can pull together a sale crew, if you've got a few reliable friends you can just hang onto collection cars and sell the top ranges as they come in, otherwise just sell 'em, trying to get randoms to do anything is suicide and they'll just be burning a hole in your warehouse.

Don't bother with collections. Always go specialist, you get more money.

honk honk

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Some cosplay love out there?

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oh god is that eyeliner

honks patriotically

Best I have of my Shotaro

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I have so many bikes I haven't properly photographed, I really need to change that. My Wolfsbane is a big one, I really need to do a proper photoshoot with it. Oh well, as soon as I get my new graphic's card.

I'm glad someone else appreciates the Wolfsbane. I should take some screenshots of mine.

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>was never into gay games as a kid
>decide to start with San Andreas
>Dem po'lice be racist fucks
>they take my money and leave me on a rival gang hood.
>Decide to take a look around
>camera and Mouse glitches
>keep going just to check it out
>some ballas appear out of nowhere
>They surround me bel air Prince style
>one of them throws a punch
>some of them pull out guns
>run away, hide somewhere nearby but they follow me.
>fuck this, Ai fight.
>take the first sucka down as he tried to shoot at me.
>1 star outlaw
>get detained by the cops while some crazy niggas are playing duckhunt with me
>police does nothing against them.
Busted!
T-thanks

Also why is San Andreas so shit to play on windows 10? Any tips?

>gay games
Shit. GTA games. Phone posting with autocorrect is suffering

no it's too late, we all know you like to play around in that asshole of yours now

>was never into gay games as a kid
faggot

Heists, anyone?

heist this dicc

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Is there some way to make the game put me in american GTAO sessions if you're in Europe?

heist a noose to hang yourself with

Yes

Do tell

You have to be in America, while I stay in Europe (don't know why you need me in Europe tho)

heist a gun so you can shoot yourself

>get put in lobby with four other people
>theyre all in an organization and dont realize im in the lobby with them
>talking in public chat about exporting four cars
>say they need to wait for the cooldown to end and they can mod the cars
>go to their warehouse
>place every proximity mine and sticky bomb i have on the ground outside their warehouse
>whole ground is literally covered in blinking lights of doom
>few minutes later they all finally come out with their cars, all top range
>they immediately trigger the bombs and all cars explode, sent flying in the air by the combined force of 20 explosions
>CEO flips out saying I just cost him his four top-range cars and $80,000
>mfw

request pending for gtag

who are you?

good, shame on them for playing into those faggot kikes' tricks

vollystri

come online Viva I'll play with you

>Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call
>Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call
>Ah, I take it this isn't purely a social call

>when he says it both before and after you choose what you want

Blacklisted for hydra griefing crew sales

i did that yesterday too. But before they came outside they voted me out of the lobby like lil bitches

Start a vip job so they can't kick you

>Virginia is literally GTA today

is this a meme?

yes

How do I make an attractive female character? There's the base shape, then additional things like skin complexion and other small details. The base shape is alright, but what do I do to make it less cartoony (perfectly smooth face with the exact same color throughout) and make it more realistic?

You play another game

watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=9PYYseOLBag

There's tons of options to give blush, just slight amounts of skin damage, maybe very faint freckles or moles or things like that. Not a lot, but just enough to not look weird.

>thread is dead like gtao on pc
kek

pcucks not even once

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R* needs the limit the kill yourself option
too many scrubs who just kill themselves when you are winning

maybe ur just trash fagboi
take that L

They're just going to kill themselves with stickies or rockets.

what?

Just found I'm I am VERY good at tennis

Lzzzzzz boi ur trash
TRASH

Agreed

Same people who spam things like 'cry' in the chat 200 times for some reason

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I thought nurma's lovers were nessi and dissentia

I only suicide to get the cops off or if I get a really shitty spawn and I know some faggot sniper is gonna spawn trap me, or if the cops or other NPC take a bunch of my health when I'm trying to kill someone.

If some APC or Insurgent comes after me unprovoked while I'm on foot will I suicide non-stop.

Heists?

Bane?

Dead!

user, just activate off the radar/ghost org and get an oppressor

I'm sure if you start saying enough stuff people will get mad and this thread will be positively poppin

Nah, they're prolly all too busy roleplaying over at Mt. Chiliad or watching weeb shit together

Oppressors don't work that well in GTA cos there's so much noise anyway - I rarely notice a difference between someone shooting me with a gun with one attached or not to be honest.