/ink/ - Splatoon General

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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News
- Splat Brella is released
- Mayo won the Splatfest in all regions!

Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

User Stats
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View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
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All urls found in this thread:

splatoon.ink/ink/
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booru.splatoon.ink/
pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
imgur.com/a/eV8p0
imgur.com/a/NFzgv
leanny.github.io/splat2/
pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
splatoonwiki.org/
splatoon.nintendo.net/
github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
youtube.com/watch?v=CzaS5WJceDY
imgur.com/a/36q58
mega
youtube.com/watch?v=vVMs0ZBiF-U
youtu.be/0fG8T17i3pI

takes2long
takes2long

Sex with Marie!

Firespawn
Firespawn

die in last 10 seconds of Salmon Run 3rd wave

DeathDog
DeathDog

My Switch arrives Monday morning.
What am I in for?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Left or right, /ink/?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I hate nigger squids!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

crutchbucket in Salmon Run
How is it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Remember to test whether or not object shredder works on the brella shield. Some streamer tested it and found no shot difference, using a standard splattershot

SniperGod
SniperGod

C- hell

Nojokur
Nojokur

Reminder that Pearl and Marina are good friends and no amount of shitposting will change that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

first for marie's armpit fetish

Booteefool
Booteefool

The train headed for Callie's tight ass will be departing soon.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Left, ear-cones are not fresh.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

FUCKING RETARD SHITCHINK JUST FUCKING AFKS FOR THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THE MATCH AND ALMOST MAKES US LOSE MEANWHILE I GOT 26 KILLS AND HE GOT 0

Flameblow
Flameblow

FUCK

askme
askme

Kind of like this?

Bidwell
Bidwell

bad players can no longer get our of c due to good players having moved on after launch

excellent

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do you want to sniff Marie's eggs also? Haha

FastChef
FastChef

its 10 times easier to rank up in splat2 how the actual fuck is anyone stuck in C-

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

-twarz

iluvmen
iluvmen

stop posting this

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Safety nets don't mean shit if you get shitters every single game.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Marie what the fuck

cum2soon
cum2soon

What gun is this? I saved it a while ago and want to do this.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

luna blaster

DeathDog
DeathDog

does anyone have that gif with the zoomed in flyfish

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Thanks!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I got the drum one

Inmate
Inmate

he was standing in spawn

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Don't talk to me until you're S+50 in every mode

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you require 60 ability chunks, not 30 to fully equip an item

FUCK

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

B-but I only posted it twice before...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

how the fuck the squid is in non-coloured zone and still swimming

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm not in lower ranks, but I've heard people complain about shitters in C and B.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Does Turf War have its own MMR or something? I keep getting matched against literal Gods who play perfectly and can get kills in the most hopeless situations, but when I watch videos on Twitch or Youtube everybody is a total shitter.

What gives?

Soft_member
Soft_member


you just suck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reminder to never trust streamers for anything.

Literally.

I used it last night and fucking DELETED it with just a Tentatek and Object Shredder.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's a nonstop steelheads but our Splatling is a retard episode

I know the others can help, but the Splatling is for Steelhead and Stinger removal. How can people be so bad at using a bullet hose?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Put the shoes on left

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Because that bullet hose requires managing charge gauge unlike actual hoses like aeromeme or splatterkek

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Splatlings work just fine on partial charges.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I just keep scrubbing hoping that at the very least two of them will happen by themselves.
If you're committed to an outfit you can save on chunks by dividing the three abilities to one third on each piece.

Bidwell
Bidwell

And this is just a part of aforementioned charge gauge management. Obviously most people have no fucking idea about that.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

meant for

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Splatted Small Fry

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

THREE FLYFISH ON WAVE 1

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why do people use so little grenades in salmon run, are you only given limited ones?

likme
likme

good enough, thanks

Illusionz
Illusionz

They don't want to be caught without enough ink to kill a maws or flyfish.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Was your stingray sleeping ?

5mileys
5mileys

Because they use up a ton of ink for mediocre payoff vs anything but the bosses that require them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

using specials on wave 1

Flameblow
Flameblow

wraping up on wave 1

SniperGod
SniperGod

as much as I hate the bucket you can't apply normal weapon ideas in SR
like how the carbon roller is definitely shittier than the other rollers because it can't even one shot chums when rolling over them
can't aim when you're being fucked by missiles I guess

WebTool
WebTool

the shoes and the contacts have the same skill
i dont want to stack the mains

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is this the same gun type as Luna Blaster? This looks really cool.

whereismyname
whereismyname

griller waves with this weapon set

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah but if I split them I can't have proper switchable outfits

Snarelure
Snarelure

Well, better keep scrubbing and getting drinks.
Like I said, if even two show up by themselves you've saved half the chunks.

Nojokur
Nojokur

They really are easy, aren't they anon?

JunkTop
JunkTop

No, that one is completely different.

But
charger that can aim
Where the fuck do you guys find them?

Bidwell
Bidwell

throw bomb at flyfish
gets deflected by drizzler flying

RavySnake
RavySnake

On opponent teams in crucial matches

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why does everyone love the octo bully?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I found it in this thread a week or two ago.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Because she's a better girl? Only shit taste people like ugly mayo goblin

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So, the anime (if one can even call it that) is out, and it's...well, look at it.

youtube.com/watch?v=CzaS5WJceDY

Given that our expectations of this have to be lowered far enough to go underground, what would you want to see in a Splatoon anime? Besides it consisting of more than 50% actual animation, I mean.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I want it to end and never come back.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I meant a GOOD one, not what we have now.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Why she gotta be so rude tho?

likme
likme

This, I think Splatoon might be better off without an anime.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Because le murrican translation, she apparently isn't rude in jap

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Umbrellafags need to stay off ranked.
They are a liability. Go learn your weapon in turf wars.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Octarian lore, Agents doing stuff, saving Callie, Callie being on the team, Marie dying for our Sims.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

They clearly seem like good friends. Thats the kind of shit good friends do to each other.

5mileys
5mileys

Technically id call that an animated manga or some shit. Not an anime.
I remember seeing this done with some western comics too.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Who else kind of misses being able to play with japanese players? I miss the early days of them jump spamming and complaining that they were too good at the game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yeah, i think focusing on the aspects of Inkling society that the game doesn't touch on (i.e. most of them) as well as the major characters would work best. Apart from fashion, music, and ink battles, we know nothing about Inkling civilization. Come to think of it, we don't even know if they have major cities other than Inkopolis.

Corocoro called it a "comic anime" in their description of it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

""""""anime""""""

happy_sad
happy_sad

I still play with them all the time.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No one, lmao7japs was one of the worst things plaguing the splatoon multi

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What did Pearl do to deserve this shit?

5mileys
5mileys

Honestly the brella is a good enough squiffer replacement. i know the squiffer is still coming but the brella has made it useless to me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

anybody want to play Salmon Run?
my FC is:3637 8489 0876

Evilember
Evilember

Demoted to B+ because of connection errors in a row

Thanks Nintendo, great game.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I was expecting an anime with bad animations and drawings, but all I got is an animated manga, and an animated manga is better than an anime with full of QUALITY content. That's nice.

It's not what I was expecting, but I'm still satisfied with the final product. If that's what they will be producing from now on, then that's alright for me. I don't mind following it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's been noted that Pearl is a cutie bitch, Marina keeps her grounded.

5mileys
5mileys

Nothing. NoA thought people wanted marie 2 when it doesn't even match marina's animations. At least Marie had a smug smile to show it was playful teasing, marina just seems fake and mean.

Methshot
Methshot

2/4 now, meme slosher is in the mix so easy eggs

RumChicken
RumChicken

She's fucking ugly

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What would /ink/ think if Rain Maker was best of 3 so first team to dunk twice rather than one and done

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's a already a worst mode, no reason to make it even worse

Flameblow
Flameblow

Exactly. Apparently they assumed that shy and reserved was too boring to be of interest to Americans.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yet somehow we still get people saying Marina is the nice one.
pls no bully

Lunatick
Lunatick

I want to have sex with Agent 2!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Will we ever get those issues translated? I've got raws if anyone wants to take a crack at it. And odds are it'll be done before Viz finishes it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

still 2/4
pls join ;-;

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Or Inkjet, or Bomb Rush.

This is what they make specials for, scrubs.

girlDog
girlDog

3/4 now
need just one more

w8t4u
w8t4u

3 seconds

Try 1 second. I've had a run end like that. It was a collective failure on our part.

Supergrass
Supergrass

damn, pressed ZL early
after this match I'll reopen the room
if Shodan and Phred don't mind

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I want more art of Marina being a cunt. It's kinda funny when you go whole hog with it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

moto boots
that fucking beret

Why is everyone so fucking queer, /ink/?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

does NoA change the animations too? Because Pearl looks like shes clearly upset with something Marina said

WebTool
WebTool

calling this "animated" would be a stretch

FastChef
FastChef

Of course not. Which makes it all the more jarring when her words and body language don't match up.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Nintendo just couldnt fucking pay a studio for their precious special snowflake IP for an actual anime could they? have to lazily fart out this garbage instead of giving it to someone competent

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I haven't bothered to watch it yet, did they at least bother making it in full color or give everyone a VA?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

thats why Im wondering what marina actually says because pearl is mad at something

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's fully color and everyone speaks in japanese.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Military is cool and not gay

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nintendo didn't have anything to do with it (directly, anyway), this was all CoroCoro. It was their manga being adapted, and I have to assume they didn't want to let someone else have a go at it.

askme
askme

Hooray for very small miracles. Now we just need someone to grab screenshots for reaction image material and/or memes; at least that way we can get something out of it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

said no one ever

MPmaster
MPmaster

They might be able to pick what animation she uses for her lines. The problem is that her whole set is made for "nervous newbie idol" and not "sassy black woman".

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

room is open again
I hope the future maps aren't as shit as Marooner's Bay

Playboyize
Playboyize

both maps are shit desu
half of spawning grounds is a pain to go through especially on high tide and marooner's bay have those fucking elevators
only thing good about high tide is that on marooner's the elevators are useless

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like Spawning Grounds
it grew on me
I've had my best games there
Marooner's Bay's Elevators are terrible

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This artist's style reminds me of that one weird CG Jehovah's witness PSA with the wizard toy. Not a fan of it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i literally just said it lol, extreme gays aren't even allowed in the military anymore

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why does Mr. Grizz care if your crew gets wiped in the 3rd wave if you fulfilled the quota? Is he that much of a dick?

Booteefool
Booteefool

As an S rank player who mains the nozzelnose, i can safely say that the Brella is now the worst gun in the game and requires the most skill to use.

Unless you are point blank its very inconsistent with its shots and damage can vary anywhere from 3-5 hits.
Umbrella shield is okay but would be better if it were just a shield that can absorb a certain amount of damage instead of a projectile that moves slowly and is very situational.

REEEEE ALL YOU UMBRELLA FUCKS GET OUT OF MY S+ RANKED MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Literally worse than a brush user on your team.

MPmaster
MPmaster

15 minute matches
Fun

Does no one in this general know the difference between sass and plain rudeness?

takes2long
takes2long

Marina's awkward and timid animations and being rude to Pearl makes her look genuinely autistic and doesn't know that what she's saying is rude.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I would like them to remove overtime from all ranked matches.

It should end when it ends.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

which one of you was this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

hey anyone have that one miiverse post of a poorly drawn inking & it says VIDO GAEM next to her?

farquit
farquit

shes an octopus what else can you expect?

cum2soon
cum2soon

no one in this general

Try "nobody in the United States". She wasn't even designed to be sassy in the first place.

idontknow
idontknow

Doesn't make the military any less gay

WebTool
WebTool

I don't think anyone on this site knows anything about interactions
tfw next SR has a roller AND a brush
not this shit again

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

relying on the crutchnozzle

iluvmen
iluvmen

I have a guy in my plaza who has I AM HOMOSEX :) badly scribbles in an image

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Should we tell him?

Bidwell
Bidwell

its at this point that every should just hit their panic button if they got any left
I've definitely saved my bacon because I had the bomb rush special and just start panic throwing them everywhere

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

He's a businessman and they are required to be dicks

Illusionz
Illusionz

That the krak-on is no longer a crutch? Sure.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Would that pic not be more accurate the other way around? I see alot of people basically giving Marina a pass for taking potshots at Pearl.
It just comes off as duplicity to me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why does Marina always look so nervous?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sorry boys, playing like ass because I've drunk too much. I'll leave you to it

JunkTop
JunkTop

Berry Ski Jacket with Bomb Defense on Splatnet.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Jew in Pakistan

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

3/4 for Salmon Run right now

Nojokur
Nojokur

why is someone in the middle of the enemy country is nervous

hairygrape
hairygrape

that runspeed doesnt work with rollers, unless youre not inking

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Not enough squids. r8
Am I fresh?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She's supposed to BE nervous, but it got lost in translation.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She has one of those vibrating things on her and Pearl has the remote. That's why she keeps insulting Pearl, so she'll punish her and turn it up.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pls join
don't want to have to recruit crew members and get a shitter

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If she doesn't do a good job, she and her eggs will be deported.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fresh squid on the right there. Would go on a date with.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'll join. I just sent you a friend request.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Sorry anon that's my secret agent wife

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

just accepted
join when you can

Inmate
Inmate

How do you take pictures like this?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I have bad news for you, Anon. She is seeing another squid besides you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Amiibos bro

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why is Treehouse so bad at their jobs
animated to look nervous and kinda airheaded
HURR SHE INSULT PEARL EVERY OTHER LINE
I wonder if they're autistic because if they can't tell how she's acting they must be.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

shit
how many different splatoon amiibos are there anyway?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's indifference, not ignorance. They deliberately made changes to try and make her more palatable to western audiences.

farquit
farquit

wat do?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

11
But 3 of them are recolors

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

stealth jump is trash

I dont know exactly how last ditch effort works though

Which one(s) should I get then?

Lunatick
Lunatick

stealth jump is worthless since enemies can still see it up close.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Which one(s) should I get then?
Squid sisters and inkling girls, I guess.

cum2soon
cum2soon

This. Blame American culture for making them think nobody likes a shrinking violet.

Illusionz
Illusionz

making her less anime

Who do they think their audience is?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Not only that, but Marie was so well received after they changed her from just being the reserved and serious straight man to being more snarky and haughty. Marina was probably an attempt to repeat that success.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck!! really?

iluvmen
iluvmen

maybe if they actually used her original personality we wouldn't get as many people who pick marinas side on splatfests just because

WebTool
WebTool

American children?

TechHater
TechHater

marie is slut
how is this news

Soft_member
Soft_member

But even there it didn't dominate her entire character- I can go and point at more than a few lines where she's poking fun at herself (or letting Callie do so), or just being the straight man.
I for one currently pick based on a coin flip if I don't care about either side, since neither of them seems to have the same spark the Squid Sisters managed to display over time.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fuck S Rank.

Firespawn
Firespawn

American children want to play cod, not splatoon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Can anyone give me some info on ability stacking? Everything I find is either conjecture without any evidence or is based on the first game. Does anyone have any idea if having 2 ink saver (Main) is worth it? Any solid info would be appreciated.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

THE Dad Angel, one of the strongest dads.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Full chart
imgur.com/a/36q58

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Tips for Tower Control?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'll give him credit. He tried to play bucket smartly. Definitely not a crutcher, just a shameless metafag

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Don't play it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Control the tower.
Use suction bombs and toxic mist to make the tower suffering for the enemy to touch

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

which of these outfits looks the best?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why does Treehouse even still exist?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Thats becasue Nintendo Murrica devs tried to make her marie 2.0 and it just makes me hate her even worse.

Pearl is better either way

FastChef
FastChef

They handle marketing and localization for NoA.

They're generally good. Splatoon 1/2, Mario and Luigi RPGs, Paper Mario RPGs, Kid Icarus, Classic Fire Emblem and more can be attributed to them.

People just freak out over the more recent shit with FE and Xenoblade.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

As a punishment for our sins

iluvmen
iluvmen

You are trying to polish a turd.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Kids love it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I want to stop Pearl in the street and ask for her picture and autograph and tell her she's my favorite!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Oh, thanks matey.

Methshot
Methshot

Retards with no social skills don't understand the dynamic of English Pearl+Marina

Pearl is a cocky kid with a big mouth and wild imagination. Marina is just there to keep her grounded, and part of that is calling her on her shit. You guys are autistic as fuck.

RumChicken
RumChicken

>she turns into a nervous mess because no one's ever done that

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Don't worry anon, I think you're cute

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

so it seems to me in most cases the best return is one main and all three subs on ink saver

has anyone gone full ham with it and have all slots ink saver?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I fucking wish. That's one of my favourite scenes. But sadly, the shitbrella won't see the light of day (in ranked) if it's consistency is not buffed. Currently, unless you are point blank you can't calculate how many hits it takes to splat somebody. This problem is even made worse by the fact that the weapon needs to be used in close proximity to do damage. What's worse is the player's low control over the shield and its deployment in the game.

Soft_member
Soft_member

clearly and thats fine, but marinas animations don't match that personality at all

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm done now
that was a tense match and I have to go to the store to pick up some stuff
GGs you guys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

was meant for

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sorry, I was really trying to aim all those bombs in your general directions

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Are there any charts on Ink Resistance Up? My hat has it as a main ability, but I kinda want my hat to have 3 Special Charge Ups on the secondary slots. Speaking of which, are there any charts on Special Charge Up? I wanna know how much of an impact 3 sub abilities have.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You placed it correctly, but it went off 0.1 sec too early.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Guess thats it for now, good job guys

Evilember
Evilember

This. It's incredible how much nonsense is being spewed about them. It's like its short circuiting these autists brains

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That last round was great. Good job everyone.

takes2long
takes2long

move recently
Profile is permanently bound to my NNID in Europe
have to make a new NNID and a new profile account for my new region
>my entire progress cannot be transferred over

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Maybe depending on what outfits you like.
Boy 1 gives a samurai suit, Girl 1 gives a school outfit, Squid 1 gives a robot armor, Callie and Marie give the Splatoon 1 her and armored hero outfits, Boy 2 gives a ninja suit, Girl 2 gives a different school outfit and squid 2 gives a different robot armor.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Two is ideal, makes damage while in enemy ink about a third the normal amount and let's you swim through small patches. One is alright but doesn't make nearly as much of a difference as two, three on the other hand is just overkill it's not much better than two and the third slot is best used on some other ability.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Anyone has a torrent or something going on for the splatoon 2 ost?
I could download directly from youtube, but shit quality is something I would rather avoid

TreeEater
TreeEater

playing ranked.gif

DeathDog
DeathDog

all the characters and enemies in this game look great
i'm glad nintendo still has it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Might have an advice, dont get caught in the deathdrap under the elevator especialy in wave 3, when its under minute left its better imho better to stay around the basket and clear the shit that comes to us.
People get often too focused to some leftover eggs but then we get scattered and wiped out.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You are asking NoA to NOT give the minority character an interesting character.
You do well know that NoA is fucking Antifa.
Pearl and Marina in japan have a bratty boss & kind but shy girl personality
Pearl and Marina in the West have a Gremlin with 0 personality that is always the butt of the jokes and some aggresive bitch who thinks she is smug
I fucking hate NoA with a passion. Ruin a dynamic just so people like the other character more. I mean they already do, but if Pearl would had her original personality, it wouldnt be that one-sided.

There is a reason why Japan prefers Pearl.

Methshot
Methshot

I have it anon, where would you like me to upload

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

but anon

RumChicken
RumChicken

blocking out your handle
You gotta go back

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

There is a reason why Japan prefers Pearl.
They're pedophiles

whereismyname
whereismyname

mega as usual?

Flameblow
Flameblow

That's untrue.

Booteefool
Booteefool

NoA today would never let a black character be the butt of a joke

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mega dot nz is the only one thats easy and quick.
Atleast the only one that I can think of and which isnt behind a paywall.

Im also open for a torrent / magnetlink if you find that easier to do.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Never uploaded there but sure, give me a few minutes. It's rar if that's ok

DeathDog
DeathDog

There is a reason why Japan prefers Pearl.
Yes that's called shit taste, japs hold a world leadership in it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You need to show us your handle so that we can look out for you in game and call you out when you play like shit.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They also don't like brown skin.

takes2long
takes2long

What's your favorite flower? Mine's chocolate.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

how is the Splatbrella?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They're pedophiles
but Pearl is older than Marina

girlDog
girlDog

Marina defense force is this retarded

Sadly, thats the case.
the shit she says doesnt align with her body posture
for the insults Marina dishes out, she sure is insecure about them.

TechHater
TechHater

2018
Marina still hasn't visited that cake shop

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

thats actually not true. Its just that unlike the west, Japan doesnt bow down to foreigners and refugees. Which lead to a population of only 1-2% being non-japan. So different skin = weird. But they arent hated. Infact, there are some realy succesfull black comedians in Japan.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

got runspeed main and two subs

Now I just need 30 runspeed fragments

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

uploading now, I did get this off another site a few days ago but I'm pretty sure it's at least the full S2 ost, not sure if it contains everything from S1 as well

massdebater
massdebater

thanks nignog!

Inmate
Inmate

What if Pearl one day insulted Marina?

Illusionz
Illusionz

See

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Cute

happy_sad
happy_sad

mega dot nz/#!JTgVSKoJ!jekLn-qO34tJuKsMokETRM9RWAwpGtUhNOoZF3QcEDM

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Tfw the game lets you skip an entire rank and boosts you up by 2
Feels good man.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Suprised that they all are either 198 or 174 bit and not 320, but doesnt matter that much.

Thanks mate!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Doing God's work anon

But is it me or does inkoming sound like shit compared to in game?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I thought it was just me but the low end seems to be cranked in the mix in general . Not sure if that's just how it was mastered on disc or if someone fucked with it before I downloaded it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I know they are actually xenophobic in general, but I think I see your point.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yeah inkoming really sounds weird

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Marina looks better but her personality Is shit. I blame the writers for not knowing what they want her to be.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Marina dresses like a fucking slut

Playboyize
Playboyize

I love sluts, anon

cum2soon
cum2soon

In japan, she actualy has a personality.
Pearl is bratty, impulsive and quick to anger. She reacts like a spoiled brat.
Marina is more refined and respectfull, having that motherly side to her. She is kind towards Pearl. Its hard to explain, but its there. Of course, Pearls bad girl nature makes her more interesting.

But NoA fucked up during their localisation.
A shame that Europe also HAS to use NoA's localisation..

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Cheers, mate

askme
askme

Pearl is bratty, impulsive and quick to anger. She reacts like a spoiled brat.
Marina is more refined and respectfull, having that motherly side to her. She is kind towards Pearl. Its hard to explain, but its there. Of course, Pearls bad girl nature makes her more interesting.
This is literally describing both versions.

You're just an autistic little baby. Typical weeb.

viagrandad
viagrandad

blabla di

Supergrass
Supergrass

scrapper blocking a choke
teammate makes it break down on it, tries to get behind it and gets pushed in the water
while i'm waiting for the scrapper to move, another mate comes up and does THE SAME FUCKING SHIT AND DIES
STOP BEING SO TRIGGER HAPPY

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I can't get it open on my phone, I already have the app. What am I doing wrong?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

A shame that Europe also HAS to use NoA's localisation..
Splatoon 1 EU's translation was far more boring than NA version, so better this way than hope that they would have somehow done a better job than NA team.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have yet to see Pearls bratty nature

iluvmen
iluvmen

Demanding more money
Not Bratty

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Are you replacing the " dot " with "."?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Of course, but I keep getting this

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This squidkid stands before you, acting all high and mighty but not disrespectfull.
What do?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I see what happened, my phone mistook an exclamation point for an l. But now it wants a decryption key. What do?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Rest a drink on her head.

JunkTop
JunkTop

squidkid
Where? All i see is mayo gremlin

likme
likme

the #!JTgVSKoJ!jekLn-qO34tJuKsMokETRM9RWAwpGtUhNOoZF3QcEDM has the key in it. Something must have fucked up on your end, because it does contain the key

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Obnoxious pop culture references is somehow better than a translation

Emberburn
Emberburn

guy with the Rainmaker keeps running back to our spawn

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

TELL HER I'M HER BIGGEST FAN AND ASK HER TO SIGN HER ALBUMS

Illusionz
Illusionz

I copied the URL using Now on Tap, but it misread some of the characters, i'm downloading it now

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Being in C

Skullbone
Skullbone

5head

cum2soon
cum2soon

H-3 or L-3?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Mating press.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what the fuck? is he no cuserically a pun fish? that ruins everything

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

how do you guys make motion controls not feel awkward as hell? ive been a stickfag since day 1 and have tried several times to get used to them but always go back.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Playing in profeshional is not fun. I actually dont mind if i go back to overachiever.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wii U gamepad worked better

idontknow
idontknow

You practice a lot. They were awkward for me fir like 3 days and now we're Gucci

Playboyize
Playboyize

Black panther comes to mind

RavySnake
RavySnake

My way was just not use the stick at all from the first place. Fuck around in single player for a bit and just get used to the feel. Play from turf war to get better.

Methshot
Methshot

Push through it. And start off with a low sensitivity

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

urchin rock band shirt on splatnet
New band confermed? Probably they'll have battle songs during the first big update.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT AM I READING?

YOU CALL YOURSELF AN OVER ACHIEVER WITH THAT ATTITUDE? YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PAY CUT AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING IT UP WITH SR

NOW GET BACK TO WORK

Playboyize
Playboyize

Never played a console shooter before so i was more than happy to use gyro...

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm actually straight trash at Salmon Run (frequently fewest eggs, fewest kills, mosr deaths, drop all my clutch plays, accidentally kill myself frequently...) and I haven't been able to fall below 100 profreshional since I got in. How do you guys actually get demoted?

5mileys
5mileys

i got demoted playing during that absolutely horrendous weapon rotation a couple weeks back

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hey Grizz, I'm fighting the apocalypse here, mind paying me in actually useful abilities?

likme
likme

I want to tell Pearl how much get music means to me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Some weapon loadouts aren't as good as others.

This one in particular is probably the best weapon set we've ever gotten.

In other ones, bad players that don't use an assigned weapon to their strengths and wrapping up on day 1 can lead to demotions real fast.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I want pearl to give me a blowy-joey while we're both standing up

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You can statistically do poorly on the board but still be making a contribution and not literal dead weight like some people. Being the "worst" doesn't equate your competence

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

TAKING IT UP WITH SR

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I need more splatfests. I don't even care about the snails.

The fallout was just glorious.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

But the fallout was only for an hour at most by the end of the Splatfest. That wasn't Cats vs Dogs levels of salt.

TechHater
TechHater

I'm admittedly pretty mad, because I played all day and shit stomped like 80% of the mayo in my bracket. I imagine that this is what it's like to be a very successful military unit, but your side loses the war because of important battles somewhere else. Mayo is pretty good and Pearl is great though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What type of style are Tentatek shirts usually? I just realized I don't have any. Mostly Rockenberg and Toni Kensa.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

There were still posts mad about days afterward.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I've already accepted that we'll never get anything as amazing as that ever again, but mayo vs ketchup was still great because of all the buildup with the victory screens, the talk about throwing, etc

Spamalot
Spamalot

They generally feature the tentatek logo prominently

Playboyize
Playboyize

Mostly casual street clothes like t shirts and tennis shoes. Very plain stuff

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is it stupid to replace my 18k aviators that have ink saver for the regular ones with last ditch effort?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yes

Illusionz
Illusionz

Extremely

Lunatick
Lunatick

No the Ink Saver will be useful far more often the Last Ditch Effort

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

All the "I created a throwaway account to throw games" shit is super lame, people being faggots like that really put a damper on my fun. I'm not even sure if I experienced it myself, but that's just lame as fuck.

Methshot
Methshot

It's up to you, but ink saver is generally more useful on more weapons, game modes, and scenarios over last ditch effort.

Just keep in mind if you make the switch, getting the original back is going to be annoying because they don't let you repurchase at the normal stores.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Nah, ketchupfags were incredibly salty. We had to put up with them for days either whining that it was unfair or trying to completely avoid the subject of the splatfest so as to not wound their fragile egos.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just reached B rank without ever actually picking up the rainmaker

Soft_member
Soft_member

Okay, I'll just stick with ink saver for now. Thanks.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I want voice chat so I can be a firm Drill instructor for these inklings. They just need someone to teach them how to be lean, mean, inking machines.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

not me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How do I use the umbrella?

Spamalot
Spamalot

THIS WAY

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Pearl is for brutal rape

WebTool
WebTool

they don't let you repurchase at the normal stores
I hope this part will be patched eventually, because its stupid, They should ask if you want to keep or discard the duplicate just like Murch or Grizzco, and only stop fully stop you if you have the default piece.

Emberburn
Emberburn

who's ready for the rain here?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

When

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

not the hero brella
you aren't ready

Methshot
Methshot

Absolutely not

cum2soon
cum2soon

Japanese players can't join any more
causing the wait times for matches to be longer since they are no longer available to fill in slots

Honestly fuck this. When this game inevitably dies down, it is going to be impossible to get matches going. We need to be able to have the japanese players be able to join. Otherwise the game will truly be dead in the west.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Alongside the roller buffs, and it'll be amazing

cum2soon
cum2soon

Move your hands/wrists, not your arms/shoulders
Also: Stick for wide swings, gyro for vertical/smaller adjustmens

Really? I love that I can use the gyro from Splatoon 1 but in a comfier more ergonomic controller.

Just need to learn to kill bosses as fast as possible.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

roller buffs
What buffs?

farquit
farquit

it's pretty sad, really, and kinda foreboding. It's only been one month but it's not uncommon for me to wait longer to fill a lobby than I ever had to in Splatoon 1, and I'm talking about turf. Squads often time out. I wonder if the game will die enough in the west that they're forced to combine the regions again?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

if Pearl would had her original personality, it wouldnt be that one-sided.

lmao yes it would she looks like a fucking code lyoko character

WebTool
WebTool

I really hope so. Also I am pretty sure the regions were already joined in the first one.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

mfw destroying some games with carbon in S+ but struggling to get past S+1~2
If they do buff rollers I'll be one happy motherfucker
I honestly think the vertical flick is good enough, but its horizontal flick is really lacking compared to S1
Its kit is glorious though

Soft_member
Soft_member

Youtubers like Switch Force and Kotaku LITERALLY made articles and videos about this, blaming an unfair and rigged system and that Nintendo should let Popularity decide the winner.
The afromentioned 2 groups also complained about racism so....

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i live in asia so i have no problems

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Rate my woomy

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pearl won all her splatfests in japan
japan just so happens to have new jews running their government

hmmm

Also their splatfests were more even like how it was in splatoon 1 splat fests. Now there is no hiding the obvious bias NoA have on this shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Next splatfest we'll all just wait to see what the unpopular pick is, and pick that. Thats how we win everything.

viagrandad
viagrandad

the regions were already joined in the first one
that is correct. i didn't mean to imply otherwise

Evilember
Evilember

I have no idea what direction this combination is going for.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fuck off retard

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

0

SniperWish
SniperWish

-t salty Marina fag who things minority plays in anyones favour

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

nice argument

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I was wondering why the enemy would take the rainmaker into the anti rainmaker zone and then I realized they were just trying to stall so they'll win for time.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Any cute sissy boys here want to play Splatoon together in Socal and interested in a long term relationship?

iluvmen
iluvmen

It doesn't work like that. Pearl lost the test splatfest and she had an abysmal 30% of the votes.
Marina has a guaranteed 1/3. The rest is up to luck.
Pearl is always at a disadvantage if things stay the same.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I've never had that problem, either in TW or in ranked. It's far more likely that unlike the Wii U, the Switch is still suffering shortages in a lot of places so fewer people have the game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

You're sure going for something. Every piece expresses you as the special squidflake you know you are.

You're a unique squid. But unique isn't always good.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I am really looking forward to all the anger when people try this and it doesn't work. The popular vote has won more than the unpopular vote so far. The best option is to just pick the choice you actually like and hope for the best.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just because the sandals are the same color as the jacket, that doesn't mean they go together.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/soc/
We've got enough cancer here without lonely losers trying to get laid too.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Go away

Skullbone
Skullbone

Boohoo, the white privileged girl is at the disadvantage and fat white racist cislords cry :(
Keep crying :)
Just so you know, someone on youtube made this exact comment to me. You may consider this a shitpost, but thats how reality currently is

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't argue with retards, it's pointless.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I won 80% of my ketchup mirrors, and my TWO matches against mayo.

I just want my efforts to actually count next time.

TechHater
TechHater

reading youtube comments
You brought that on yourself, next time hide the damn things and never look at them again.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

half rim glasses
leather jacket
spats/skirt
sandals
jesus christ man

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ok so I'll assume you agree with me.

Soft_member
Soft_member

wanting mirror matches to count towards the score
No faggot. If you want actual match ups just pick the least popular side.

5mileys
5mileys

Nobody I know picked Ketchup because of the character. I think people here are extrapolating based on their own reason for picking.

massdebater
massdebater

They did. You got two wins for Ketchup. Your fellow ketchup teammates just threw them into the trash by sucking.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mirror matches count
does nothing because one ketchup wins and one loses

Snarelure
Snarelure

Where do all of these /pol/ rejects keep coming from? And more importantly, why the hell do they think a thread focusing on a children's' game about anthropomorphic squids is the place to rant about social issues nobody here cares about?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Vast Poni Canyon

FastChef
FastChef

What's a good mid-range weapon? K
I use Tentatek Splatter but the range isn't good enough for me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

N ZAP has high fire rate, 4 shots to kill, takes same amount of time as a splattershot to kill, and has better range. Suction bombs and ink armor also help a lot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

There was a visible public outcry when Pearl got unveiled. A lot of people don't like her looks and that definitely plays into it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

hmmm

massdebater
massdebater

Thats EXACTLY what I said I was gonna do earlier you fuckhead. How about you read.

TechHater
TechHater

This. I like Pearl more but I picked Ketchup because I don't like Mayo

eGremlin
eGremlin

the nzap has better range than the splattershot?
I thought it was basically a reskinned jr?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

the fuck is this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

this, you have to be stupid to not think their choices dont get influenced by the characters at all

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

weapon projectiles in this game comes from the weapon
this is cool
heavy splatling hangs low and to the side so it can be blocked by the stage in a lot of places
this is not cool

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

First, that's an absolutely RETARDED name. Second, those weren't in the last datamine, where did they come from?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why are these two so cute together?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Like that other guy mebtioned, nzap is good. Also consider jet squelcher.

massdebater
massdebater

Again. "Visible public outcry" was probably just visible for certain kinds of people.

The others are just people I know who play splatoon because its fun. They don't follow other shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

glooga dualies

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What if these are the dualie blasters?

Either they are shorter range than the default with higher fire rate. Or they are slower fire rate with stronger shots.

MPmaster
MPmaster

dualies that are slower but do a lot of damage
i'm pretty sure that whoever is datamining the game doesn't like releasing everything at once like the tranny of Splatoon 1 did

farquit
farquit

yuri
no! You've tainted them

idontknow
idontknow

nah its way better, has about the range inbetween a splattershot and a splattershot pro, but fires fast and can take down enemies just as quick as you're regular splattershot/tennetek

RumChicken
RumChicken

Ketchup was the popular choice, so of course scrubs with no talent will flock to that

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

because they are best friends

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The nzap is literally a direct upgrade to the junior in every way. Linger range, tighter spread, better sub

5mileys
5mileys

Can't get paid if you're dead.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I hate dataminers. Why can't we have surprises anymore.
And why did Nintendo have to keep the files in the game instead of rolling them out as downloads instead.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

even casual fucks remarked on how ugly Pearl looked

girlDog
girlDog

Got a link to where you're finding these images? I don't think I've seen any of the leaks.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yours is just yuri, its trash.
Save this image instead, its just the motherly side of Marina

TreeEater
TreeEater

That feel when you never gave up

RumChicken
RumChicken

why does mr grizz make me jump back to the starting platform, even when there are eggs everywhere waiting to be collected? why does he place a time limit at all? does he hate free money?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Let's talk about politics and social issues in the splatoon universe.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

its a crutch

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It says that they have poor mobility and a little less range than a slosher, but deals 76 (!) damage per hit.

There's got to be a catch.

farquit
farquit

One anon said that the salmonids damage the boat when you wipe, so all your extra pay went into repairs. I like that

happy_sad
happy_sad

3 of us are splatted
LITERALLY 1 SECOND LEFT
last guy alive dies

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

it's in the op:

Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

Snarelure
Snarelure

I wish she retained this personality in the english version. I wanted to actually like her. This dynamic is actually cute.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I won a TC game earlier where they crushed us 2 fights Ina row at the beginning and got to 6. Then we battled back and forth for a while, and pushed to in in overtime.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Click on spoiler
It's a spoiler
Well then…

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i spoiled the image to try to protect you, silly anon
what if it's literally a slosher dualies
/ink/ would collapse

Supergrass
Supergrass

you have autism and not in the good way

w8t4u
w8t4u

On the bright side, at least that means fewer tri-sloshers.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I think even current Marina fans would be happier with that. Because than Marina wouldnt feel as fake/forced as she does now. But alas, we are just a bunch of anonymous tards and NoA wont change, no matter how much we complain.

DeathDog
DeathDog

the motherly side of Marina

What motherly side? She exists to make Pearl the butt of her jokes.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Double tri-sloshers

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not in the original and correct version.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Great response, NoA-employee
$0.50 progressive american Dollars have been send to your account!

Keep up the good work!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why is this is chinese

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Jesus we really do need a big update with more clothing. I always seem the same 4 outfits since there's only so much you can do to look fresh with what we've got right now. I like to change my outfit frequently and I already feel like I've ran out of options.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

N-zap has same range. At least in Splatone

You forgot tbe second half

Are you the anon from yesterthread? I totally agree , autist.

Booteefool
Booteefool

yuri trash
its better if marina is straight and gets molested aggressively by pearl

King_Martha
King_Martha

Must have gotten a buff, because the NZAP has better range than the tennetek now.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I just want the Squid Girl Tunic back

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Anyone wanna grind SR to a high paygrade?

SW-7252-9309-8314

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Disconnecting during Salmon Run should be an instant ban
I don't care what the reason is, I've wiped multiple times because some retard is playing with busted internet and leaves midgame

likme
likme

Yurifags are realy the worst
Every friendship needs to become sexual.
oh whats their character?
DOESNT MATTER THEY NEED TO LICK EACH OTHERS CLIT *smacks lips*
fuck off

hairygrape
hairygrape

also if you guys wanna use discord that would be cool

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

chinese

5mileys
5mileys

tfw I did that because the neighbors yard caught on fire
except I only thought I disconnected, and it turned out I was just afk the whole time

Methnerd
Methnerd

Squiffer is back
FUCK YEAH

whereismyname
whereismyname

3 Fly fish appear at the start of a Cohook Rush
They kill your two initial gunners because they can't see they got marked while aiming down sight.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

They should see green light around the bottom of their screen if they're targeted.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

caring about peoples autistic headcusers
hows school?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Nah. I'm just another autist who doesn't like dataminers.

Methshot
Methshot

If you really think about, those flyfish machines are miracles of science.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thanks to kier for the fresh ass visor with a good primary, been lopking for one for a while

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Pearl seems like the type of squid that would be down to eat some ass.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Playing some SR on Mariners Bay
third wave high tide
2 steel eels simultaneously pop out of the water at the far end and advance down the sides of the ship in parallel

Well fuck you too

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

the people around you scream retarded shit
"oh just ignore it you idiot"
they keep screaming the retarded shit
they wont stop with the retarded shit
ʏou ᴀRe motHeRғuckeR

Evilember
Evilember

blame the kids and baddies who whined non stop about facing japanese players

likme
likme

You choose to be here, anon. No one forces you to browse 4chan without filters. You do know how to use filters, right? So really, you implicitly consent to viewing those po8nts, you WANT to see them. You love how they make you feel.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

turf war uses elo now, and I suspect hidden ranks

Methnerd
Methnerd

Use this next time

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw the fancy font didnt work
back then, fonts like this used to work but now they dont.
Hiroshitmoot a shit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

If I make a drawing ingame and post it to my twitter, and I want to delete the tweet so nobody finds it, will my drawing disappear from the game?

eGremlin
eGremlin

you can listen to Color Pulse in the rhythm game

YES

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

my version of that is already in the thread, see

cant post duplicates.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dot fuck off

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

High Tide Glowflies with the splatling

Techpill
Techpill

have to filter every yuri image, especialy with jpg's who change whenever they are uploaded here
yeah that sound fine, not useless at all!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yes, you unlock each song by hearing it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Get cockblocked by Goldie when you're forced to recharge your ink and can't spin up in time.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Reminder not to add the following players on the blacklist:

Rainy
. (dot)
Inkurious

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

no

Flameblow
Flameblow

The best option is to just pick the choice you actually like and
the best option is to just pick the unpopular one because you'll have better mathchmaking and its only 3 snails if you lose

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

t.tia

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Teammate with fireflies goes a retarded direction
Salmon start branching off and out-flank everyone

iluvmen
iluvmen

still cirlcejerking

eGremlin
eGremlin

unless you got a really popular twitter, just remove the tags on the posts and no one will ever find them

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

don't do this

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You don't needs arguments to shut delusional faggots down

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Are we really blacklisting? That doesn't seem fresh

JunkTop
JunkTop

I suppose I can't argue with that. Hopefully they will realize not to use a topic with an obvious winner in the future. This one was clearly made for Japan and not well suited for the United States.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Dots a avatarfaggot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

oh man this reminds me of the gool old /MHG/ days

Lunatick
Lunatick

I welcome a blacklist, remember to blacklist anyone who has a class Rank of S, because they will whine about everything..

Also black list people who can't make it out of C, because they are forever shitters.

5mileys
5mileys

bullying Rainy
but why

Snarelure
Snarelure

at that point you have to use some advanced mindlink without comms, quickly figure which one/two of you they are after, they stay back, other two jump to middle platform over gap and rekt the drivers as they pass by

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This is a good idea

takes2long
takes2long

MFW I wasn't blacklisted for running this set.
Even for elder dragons

hairygrape
hairygrape

Add those two to the blacklist.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

xD
Yeah, but you're not any better than us, Hydrus.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So what's the consensus on the Brella?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why are you posting reddit's discord shit here?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

fucking #swag

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hydra added to blacklist
Thanks

idontknow
idontknow

Still getting furfags in my plaza

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

we have a discord?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

go do tower control!

takes2long
takes2long

This is how autistically sensitive the average /ink/ poster is

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Add everyone who uses Discord onto the black list, we need this fucking filled up to make it look legitimate.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Doing the lord's work

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Where's the blacklist?

viagrandad
viagrandad

You surely looks mad and serious enough to care about one drawing containing anthropomorphic content on a game full of anthropomorphic aquatic animals.

TreeEater
TreeEater

BEGONE, MAN WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTST!!!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why do Western artists try to make things as ugly as possible? Why do they put ugliness and unevenness on a pedestal?
inb4 Pearl is ugly on her own

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Pearl is ugly on her own

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Currently has
Rainy
. (dot)
Inkurious
tia
Hydra
SolCalibre

Add whoever uses Discord

JunkTop
JunkTop

Just embrace it. She is partially uggo but I think it is part of her charm.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Autistically hates furries and has to be as vocal as possible about it
Nazi adoration
oh shit, didnt know i was dealing with an actual kid. Hows school little guy?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

t. assblasted furfag degenerates

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Do you not go into children's games and spam your fetish, try to expose kids to your fetish, and brag about how awesome your fetish is when people are upset? Totally acceptable behavior if you ask me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How do you get added to the black list?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

e-everyone who doesnt agree with me is a furfag
Woah dude you're even worse off then i thought you were.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Pearlfags defend furfag degeneracy
This is why Marina is forever best girl.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wow me one saved my edit? I got a warning for posting it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

adding that extra xD to make sure it looks like he absolutely doesnt care

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

western artists
ever good
Even smut artist always have that Disney look to them. And I dont want to associate porn with Disney. Doesnt make much sense

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

defending furfaggots
reddit is that way, dumbfuck

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

calling someone out for being autistic is defending the thing hes screeching about
Nice antifa logic there friend

Methnerd
Methnerd

Nigga get the fuck on the tower

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I got banned from that shit because the mods are nazis, I posted a wall of text, and permaban without warning or any other thing done wrong

hairygrape
hairygrape

Even a nazi child is better than a fucking furfag

TreeEater
TreeEater

Oh shit, didnt know you could report graffiti

Flameblow
Flameblow

so you are just a salty nigger who cant post any reddit me gusta bullshit in the discord anymore?
Good job, now fuck off.

DeathDog
DeathDog

What if he's a nazi furfag?

TechHater
TechHater

Then he can burn in his own oven

Nojokur
Nojokur

Supporting people who attack and murder peaceful protestors
Pearl is a Neo-Nazi? I'm not shocked by this.

RavySnake
RavySnake

settling for lesser evils
How weak willed of you friend. Its simple, just ignore furfags and they go away, they do it for attention. Posting a video about how you're "Fighting the good fight (fucking LOL)" is retarded because, one, aside from the one dude who actually got a strike , most of these reports aint going to do shit, and two, the attention is only going to make them double down on their fur posting. Its like dealing with a tripfag. How new to the web to do you have to be to not understand how fucking simple it is? This is dealing with furfags 101

iluvmen
iluvmen

guy used an ugly pearl image to shitpost
LOOK EVERY FURRY = PEARL SUPPORTER, THIS MEANS MARINA SUPPORTERS ARE BETTER!! #KLM #NotMyCondiment
Yeah no, fuck off.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You realize they give each other attention, right? Non-furfags ignoring them won't make them go away. Report and move on.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

expecting better from literal niggers
This is why InkNat is taking power

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you ignore cancer, it will go away on its own.
You learned nothing, have you?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Anita Sarkisian would be proud of you

hairygrape
hairygrape

Nope, same range

I still don't get why /ink/ gets their panties in a bunch when it comes to these guys

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I realy need to stock up on my pearl or Pearl + Marina images
Time for Pixiv!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I don't play much of turf war, but I'm scared of using my experience food because if I lose in ranked I won't get anything. Is it still worth it to try?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

huh, well you should go with the pro if you want even more range, but the fire rate is so god damn slow with that you have to basically hit every shot for it to be a viable weapon.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is this even an argument? What a fucking non-statement this is. Thats how you deal with them. Reporting does nothing besides ensuring you dont see the image you reported again. Its still out there. Whats your solution then smartass, what do you think needs to be done? Start having in thread protests about how the scary animal fuckers in your anthropomophic aquatic sealife game are scary?

Inmate
Inmate

i want an image of pearl and marina hugging in squid and octopus form

askme
askme

If enough people report the image, it ceases to exist. Not only do you not see it, but other people will not see it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Post Woomies?

Supergrass
Supergrass

i am happy now

Booteefool
Booteefool

i dont think woomies are that tall

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Played against a level 50 guy in turf war
He's still just using the fucking tentakek
How do you not get bored playing with the most generic gun in the game so much

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Besides the one furfag whos image was inherently questionable, theres zero evidence of this being true for most furries

Emberfire
Emberfire

spreading lies about how reports work
using the inklings = furries argument
just ignore us anons we'll behave purrfectly around your kiddies :3

Bidwell
Bidwell

you either be a flavorless meta slave or lose

Emberfire
Emberfire

Kanna Woomy when

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Zero evidence to back up claims on how reports work
Implying i was talking about inklings and not ALL THE OTHER aquatic sea life, like the giant shrimp, the slug girl, and the jellies for starters
Still no argument on why this doesnt work

girlDog
girlDog

don't talk about Tim that way

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I hope we get the spatbrella in Salmon Run eventually, I want to get covered from Stingers
tfw Stingray is actually a really good special in Salmon Run but nobody uses it to kill Flyfishes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

keep getting disconnected when i'm in S matches and ONLY in S matches, never when i'm climbing back from A+
The amount of anger i am currently feeling is not comprehensible to the human mind

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want to step on a woomy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Be profreshional
Decide to queue up with randoms for a change
Wave 3 at the shore
We're all doing well and reach quota
Suddenly all 3 of my teammates get swarmed by bosses and die
25 seconds left
youtube.com/watch?v=vVMs0ZBiF-U
This music starts playing
Grab my meme bucket and run for my fucking life
Make it to the elevator with a horde of salmonoids and 4 bosses on my ass (Steel Eel, Drizzler and 2 Flyfish)
Continue swimming towards the opposing shoreline
See my dead teammates slowly drifting towards me from the other elevator
Just barely survive a barrage of missiles right as the match ends
Manage to revive the team before the game ends, and we all squidbag in victory for a moment

That was fucking beautiful.

girlDog
girlDog

and spam your fetish
Which it wouldn't happen if that one person didn't tried to somehow stop two persons drawing furry content by simply yealling "STOP DRAWING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" at them.

try to expose kids to your fetish
Going for your logic, letting kids playing Splatoon is enough to expose them to the fetish. Furry is a choice of style to create your OC characters with a mixture of human and animals characteristics, not a fetish, and no amount of Google's searches will convince it's only a fetish, because it's in reality not.

Totally acceptable behavior if you ask me
Yes, that's right, since we had tons of cartoons, comics and games from 90s that were focused around anthropomorphic animals (and we still have them).

askme
askme

regular military uniform
xD nazis

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Doesn't know furries already complained about getting strikes and having their art deleted
In damage control after being proven you're retarded about Inklings.
Now admitting you have zero arguments.
Remember Mayofags are cancer for letting furries get a foothold in Splatoon 2, but keep reporting furfags. It does work

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

185918701
I dunno about you guys, but I haven't seen many furry posts since even the kids got fed up with their shit. This isn't concrete evidence like you're asking for, and I don't want to pull the BURBEN OF PROOOF meme, but I think claiming the report system acting the opposite way that it should even after furry spam has been reduced drastically and anti-fur posts have risen puts the burden on you. I will concede about the other species in this game but 99% of furries have generic fox/wolf fursonas and have no interest in sea life that aren't sharks, so it's kind of a dumb point

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anybody who wants to league, add me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I want to get covered from Stingers
Stingers pierce all armor anon.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I can't wait when we find out all of Pearl's 'wins' are because she conspired with the Salmonoids to rig those splatfests and she committed high treason.

hairygrape
hairygrape

hurr just ignore! d-dont report!
Nigga reporting is the best of all worlds. Sure, it may not do anything, but its a chance for someone to see a stack of reports on specific images and shut down their autistic operation. Not only that but it also blocks that shit from showing in your square again. And all while not actually having to give them a response or attention (unless you're posting about it online, obviously)
There is no way someone who is saying not to report isnt one of the furries supporting this shit.

a-autism!!
Yeah ok, taking 2 seconds to press the report button makes me autistic. Would rather be just autistic than autistic and a furry.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

never ever get disconnected in Salmon Run
get disconnected in Ranked every 3-4 matches

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Octocrutch

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

arm band
leather cross strap from top right to bottom left
peaked cap
NOT a nazi officer uniform
Be retarded elsewhere, i fucking love nazi uniforms from a /fa/ standpoint and thats a god dam nazi uniform
Furrie(s)
one guy who's post was inherently questionable, if you have evidence of more please supply them to back up your argument
In damage control after being proven you're retarded about Inklings.
Point to where i was talking about inklings, cause im pretty sure the phrase i used was anthropomorphic sealife
Now admitting you have zero arguments.
I already explained the thought process. They do it for attention, so if they dont get any they'll stop doing it, and if they get attention they'll keep doing it. You've offered up no supporting evidence for your claims, and no alternative methods of dealing with them. All you've done thus-far is repeat "Just keep reporting them, i swear it works". You have no argument.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Gonna have to word this post. Scroll through the past couple threads too, there have been multiple other people saying their square is free of furries. Mine is too and has been for basically a couple days after the splatfest ended (The day after it I saw some epic "not-cum" mayo images but the next day they were gone)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Salmon run requires four players to have a stable connection with each other, while pvp requires eight, so that's not completely unrealistic

massdebater
massdebater

not a fetish
oh WOW. He's completely serious

since we had tons of cartoons, comics and games from 90s
And earlier even, but these works were basically patient zero for the furries we see today. Fetishes are often developed in the most formative years of childhood, didn't you know that?

I hope you never reproduce

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

welcome

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

its not a nazi uniform

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hide furry posts
Ignore furry posts
Don't reply to furry posts

Spamalot
Spamalot

Post a picture of any non-nazi uniform that matches this depiction better. Ill wait.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

We need some kind of "Danger!" Or "Watch out!"

cum2soon
cum2soon

theres no swatsikas, it cantbe

girlDog
girlDog

people are still fucking talking about this

takes2long
takes2long

left and right d-pad still do nothing
Still irks me.

askme
askme

Sort of wish the left and right buttons had other communication options. Also taunts for enemies because I have no means of making autists angry besides squidbagging

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You've got ouch when you're dead, at least
Too bad people seem to only think I spam it just for le funny emote spams

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

"Watch out!" and "Incoming!" would be perfect

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

post black list

farquit
farquit

fucking based anon
keep up the good work
"Watch out!" and "Nice shot!" would be really nice to have

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

no "INCOMING!"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

left: guaranteed woomy/spaghetti. I cant believe its 2017 and there's no woomy button
right: "Get on the tower!"
Left stick click (or some other unused button) : Thank you! (pic related)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Looking for critique on my dual squelcher build. How is the combo of Ink Recovery Up, Ink Saver (main), and Swim/Run Speed up? I cant decide which is better for the last one.

massdebater
massdebater

Pretty cool. I love weird eyes, and their personalities show excellently here. Pearl trying to be punk extreme badass and Marina looking kindly and sweet with an undercurrent of smugness. Like an unassuming nerd who's secretly a school shooter or something.

RavySnake
RavySnake

not "INKOMING!"

JunkTop
JunkTop

This anon knows whats the fuck

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

fire!

girlDog
girlDog

Callie will never squid dance on your lap
I wish I was dead.

massdebater
massdebater

need more of these comics as soon as possible

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What's the reason to not mix your sub abilities (one on each piece of gear) so you don't have to grind so much besides autism?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I think it's pretty much just autism. It's so much easier to just mix between gear, you save so many chunks.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Inking love!

Playboyize
Playboyize

lets you try mixing and matching with different pures

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Same, I used to have the artist's blog but I've lost it. The name would be enough.

takes2long
takes2long

how do inkling maek a babby

StonedTime
StonedTime

What's the best charger variant if I'm looking for the highest range possible?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What the fuck is your issue with the Jet Squelcher?

RumChicken
RumChicken

With me!

WebTool
WebTool

gomigomipomi

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

They lay clutches of eggs but sometimes a hungry anon finds and eats them OwO

5mileys
5mileys

Thank you, anon.

Evilember
Evilember

Find the Goldie
mfw
What the fuck is this now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Whatever happened to X

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you will never nestle snugly between big ol pudge judge cats

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

not inkstagram
ONE
JOB

hairygrape
hairygrape

I like to think Mr. Grizz is actually a bear.
Just a normal grizzly bear, not anthro, not capable of shapeshifting.
Just a bear.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this is actually a leaked asset of what mr grizz looks like, its very shocking

likme
likme

Agreed.

He's just a silly old bear.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

That's probable, there's gotta be some reason why he chooses to only communicate through radio

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are you supposed to spread out and pop as many valves as possible or just follow one dude and pop the valves?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How did he survive the apocalypse and the 1000(?) years afterward?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how do i git gud with the umbrella?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm calling the police.

askme
askme

He just bear-ly escaped

Playboyize
Playboyize

lrn2shield

Snarelure
Snarelure

>nintendo updates the salmon run uniform to be an upside down sombrero with clown shoes and a hoop skirt

RavySnake
RavySnake

Her band sent her to rehab.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The tip I got from Grizz is open the valve that glows brightest.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Mr. Grizz is actually Crusty Sean.
The Golden Eggs are his secret ingredient.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Moray Towers on rotation
suddenly, E-liters

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I feel like left and right could be more personal announcements that tell your team how you intend to cooperate, such as volunteering to do the objective, whether it's carrying the rain maker, standing on the tower, salmon eggs, etc, which both lets your team know you'll handle that and signal them to cover you while you do it. It could say "I'll get the objective!"

Right could be the opposite and announce that you're going to advance to fight the enemy head on and that they should hang back and focus on the objective. It could be "I'm going ahead!" or something.

FastChef
FastChef

Right could be "Go Right!" and left could be "Go Left!".

likme
likme

the feel is real

Techpill
Techpill

I'm shocked.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Maybe he's Octavio and he's hiring Inklings in secret because he knows his own guys are incompetent as shit.

Inmate
Inmate

What compels people to choose boy inkling? Mental illness?

Soft_member
Soft_member

female players

hairygrape
hairygrape

Females can like lolis too

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

doin' bear stuff.

farquit
farquit

I bought some incense because of flow, but the aroma is just so overpowering.

massdebater
massdebater

I wanted to be fresh, but all I got was feels.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm a mentally ill homo , so pretty much that I suppose

cum2soon
cum2soon

even if they're different colors, Callie and Marie are always on the same team
Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I choose to think this is precious

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm gay too but I play as a woomy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I like the tentacle pony tail.

Methnerd
Methnerd

choose your side

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What scent did you get? I'm really sensitive to smells in particular (even the smell of simple things like toothpaste can make me feel nauseous) but I use incense every day and love it. I use mostly patchouli and sandalwood scents and they're pretty subdued in my opinion.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

art was made way before splatoon 2 was even announced
Callies outfit exposes her belly

like it was meant to be.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I want to wipe all Octolings off the face of the Earth with Callie and Marie!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Callie and Marie will never publicly execute me
I literally have no reason to live

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Plumeria. I like the scent, but sometimes I feel like I'm choking.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Do you think there's a race of Inklings that evolved from Colossal Squids?
I hope so.

Skullbone
Skullbone

DELETE FLYFISH!

Methshot
Methshot

They're cuter. You know it's true, anon..

Soft_member
Soft_member

They look like queers.

farquit
farquit

I don't know about that but i have these.

likme
likme

bigfin hair

This game is begging for more hairstyles in future updates.

Inmate
Inmate

Oh that's a good one! My roommate likes plumeria flowers a lot so I bought her a whole bundle of nice plumeria incense sticks and she loves them. Are you using cones or sticks? How far away from where you rest are you placing them? I've noticed some brands tend to be a lot more pungent than others for some reason as well. I had to buy a couple different brands until I found some I liked.

askme
askme

I'm really hoping so. The potential is there and they've got the framework in there to let it happen now but I don't know how much faith I've got that they'd put the effort in.

Like motherfucker I'd give you money to make it happen but Nintendo doesn't want ameribucks.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Serious question for you guys. Do you think the game would be better if chargers never existed? I have never played a shooter and thought that it wouldn't be better if snipers were removed.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

bring an umbrella

Spamalot
Spamalot

chargers are fine, they're zoning tools but you can punish them. What I hate are people who try to use chargers but really fucking suck at them

5mileys
5mileys

Hey guys, my Switch is blowing hot air like a politian and it smells like lithium ion. Is it gonna casplode?

JunkTop
JunkTop

No, just remove moray towers and chargers would be fine.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

just turn it off and on

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

snipers are annoying in any shooter game, no matter what

i don't mind chargers, but a majority of people don't like sniper classes, regardless of what game it is

they're all the same: either the sniper player is incredibly good, which makes them annoying to fight, or they're absolutely awful, which makes having them on your team irritating because they just die constantly

Nojokur
Nojokur

I love these concepts, I hope Nintendo implements characters like these somewhere. Who drew these?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Someone on my team in a rainmaker match seems really confused and keeps wandering off
Spam "This way!" and they come running up to me and hit booyah
They follow me around like a puppy the whole match and run in front of me to take hits for me more often than not
I cheer when they splat someone and they spam booyah back
They end up clearing a path for me when I get the rainmaker and save me from getting splatted right before the goal by sacrificing themselves
Let out a big booyah as I slam the rainmaker down
They add me after the match
This was yesterday I think so if that was you, thank you. That was the best match of rainmaker I've ever played.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That's the best part

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sticks, and across the room. I'm actually burning one right now, and it isn't as bad as it was earlier. Quite relaxing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Doing sex.
NOT fresh.

askme
askme

Degenerate.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This is just precious

Lunatick
Lunatick

Every time you turn the game off I do weirds things to your woomy.

idontknow
idontknow

Was looking forward to Sonic Mania.
Turns out it's just an advergame for Sonic Forces.
Feeling betrayed, guess I'll just keep splatting.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Lyin' is bad, Anon

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Explain further

TreeEater
TreeEater

It's a good thing i have a spaghetti

Spamalot
Spamalot

Every time you go to sleep I do weird things to your butt.

takes2long
takes2long

I do weirds things to your woomy.

SniperGod
SniperGod

you're not fresh b-baka

Lunatick
Lunatick

People who get mad at enemy chargers are people who have never played chargers themselvees
You have the potential to have a massive impact on the game but it's really hard to do so. They're absolutely helpless in close quarters and can really be harassed. They can be pretty frustating to play or play against especially in public lobbies, because when there're chargers both the team with the charger and the one without need to play around them

I really don't think Morray is the best charger map at least not in TC and RM, sure it's fantastic at controlling the center but it's really not that good at pushing/defending because you are EXTREMELY susceptible to all kinds of flanks if you try to play in relevant positions

viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't want them removed, but I really don't feel like chargers fit in splatoon
At least in this game they can't stack damage ups and half charge people to death

takes2long
takes2long

I just want virtual console or homebrew ... whichever comes first.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm glad! Sometimes if it's burning too hard it might be too overpowering, forgot to mention that earlier. Ideally it should be faintly glowing in a tiny little area.
You should try out some bath bombs as well if you have a Lush near you. Not only is Lush basically like Flow's store sans hats but it smells amazing in there and there's all sorts of options to choose from. You could even find something to make your bath look like colourful ink. Light some incense and drop a bath bomb in a nice bath and experience true relaxation. Bonus points if you listen to this during:youtu.be/0fG8T17i3pI

5mileys
5mileys

ENEMY MOTHERSHIP APPROACHING

TechHater
TechHater

first salmon run games were fucking amazing
didnt even feel like work
Grizz constantly saying im the best worker ever
time goes on
it starts to feel like work
grizz dialog starts to mock me no matter how many eggs are brought in
just showing up now because just why not
not even performing the best
dropped to 60/99 freshonal
video games have become life
send help

TreeEater
TreeEater

I want to inhale Flow's "incense"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm pretty sure Grizz is a jew last name. That would explain everything.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

dude seaweed lmao

FastChef
FastChef

dude

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

lol i'm a bicycle

Supergrass
Supergrass

dude dude seaweed lmao lmao

Methnerd
Methnerd

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but nobody listened

eGremlin
eGremlin

any salmon run rooms up?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

FOX, THAT'S ONE OF OURS!

Skullbone
Skullbone

How do we fix it?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the whole team is at the basket ready to take on the mothership
one faggot still spamming "This Way!"

That shit is super annoying

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

THE HATCHES ARE OPEN

Methnerd
Methnerd

Delete it and ban anyone who likes it so they stop bitching about it.

TechHater
TechHater

those are some tight pants

TreeEater
TreeEater

That shit is super annoying
True, but I'd rather have teammates that do it than teammates that don't. At least he knows how shit randoms can be.

Flameblow
Flameblow

no great turf war 2
no squidadult conscripts
no squidsister generals

fuck I'm tired of being a kidsquid

StonedTime
StonedTime

she'd fart every time she bends over in pants that tight
not that that's a bad thing

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'd send every octofuck to Unit 731, so Marie easily

eGremlin
eGremlin

HURRY UP AND TAKE OUT THAT CORE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You can fucking try squigga, no one genocides my waifu

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

They're absolutely helpless in close quarters
mfw Splatoon 1 E Liter with Damage Up Power bombs
fucking Bomberman mode, too bad they nerfed it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

but my woomy is a boy...

Skullbone
Skullbone

My woomy wears aviators, a leather jacket, motorcycle boots, and has a fucking GUN
She wouldn't let you get close

Emberfire
Emberfire

DUDE! DUDE. SEAWEED?SEEEEEAWEEEEEEED DUUUUUDE *rips bong* SEAWEED! *browses designer sneakers for three hours on SplatNet* LMAOOOOOOOO GOTTA LIGHT UP THAT STANK ANEMONE KUSH SHIT EVERY. FUCKIN. DAY MY GUY *brainlessly contributes to the consumerist machine* AHAHAHAHAAAAAH YEAH

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

don't smoke Annie's hair please

MPmaster
MPmaster

Anybody wanna league?

WebTool
WebTool

woomy is that insecure

Prime bullying material

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

she leads a gang of dangerous delinkquents, you'll regret bullying her

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I want a 4th Salmon Run wave where everyone is given Rainmakers and the only things that spawn are Salmonid versions of the Octobot King.

Firespawn
Firespawn

buy 1 get ten free
I see nothing wrong with this.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I could get behind that

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Marina is silly in the japanese version, so she doesn't get most of the things Pearl says to her...that's what makes Pearl mad.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wave 4
Survive

Booteefool
Booteefool

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

Emberburn
Emberburn

it's another splatling on the last wave episode

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why is it so hard to carry in turf war

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Do we have any data on the damage reduction from Bomb Defense Up?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Get Splatling on high tide wave 3
Just sit at the end away from the basket to kill bosses and thin the horde
Team gets the point and pulls egg retrieval duty
Sting Ray user nails the Flyfish and Scrappers that I can't
Finish with 30/13 eggs and all inklings alive

WebTool
WebTool

hes right

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Maybe because everyone is capable of focusing on its objective, which happens to be the entire map.

Personally, I just hope that everyone takes advantage of when I kill dudes to cover ground for me since Blaster can't do shit for that, but it almost never works. I splat squids to make sure my team moves forward safely. FUCKIN MOVE FORWARD AND COVER GROUND WHEN WE HAVE A NUMBERS ADVANTAGE. IT'S LIKE I PLAY WITH ACTUAL CHILDREN ON MY TEAMS

takes2long
takes2long

Do bombs/missiles that go off at the end of a match count towards the final percentage? Is that what the brief pauses at the end of games are?

RavySnake
RavySnake

what the heck man

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yes. That's why inkstrikes didn't come back

King_Martha
King_Martha

Do you mean in canon, or in our sick fantasies? This is an important distinction.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm avoiding ranked for a few days for this specific reason. I knew it would be filled with retards who have no idea how to utilize the brella yet.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Any advice for the Brella?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Try it in ranked, its really good.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's a crutch.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Tentamissiles and explosives of all kinds will delay the judging until they explode. That's why Curling Bomb Rush is so powerful in Turf War; it can cover huge amounts of turf and nobody can stop it once they're going and the timer is up.

girlDog
girlDog

You're a crutch.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

yes

massdebater
massdebater

And-a woomy woomy woomy, a-boom boom boomy
And-a hump hump hump, and-a bum bum bump
Me and my woomy, make that boomy
Until I go, Splatooie!!

SniperWish
SniperWish

In canon, we have no idea.
In our sick fantasies...well, you know the answer already.

JunkTop
JunkTop

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little crutch post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" green bucket, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fish game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Switchfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IT'S A CRUTCH." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

is this pasta new? i don't recognize it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw Tri-sloshing these squidkids
Shit's straight busted, yo

askme
askme

But anon, I'm a girl.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No it's old

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ew what the fuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anxiety is a bitch ain't it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

ah, alright. must be from a board i dont frequent then

thanks

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

New stages when?

w8t4u
w8t4u

i wonder if a drawfag might convert this into a squid version

Methnerd
Methnerd

Good weapon set
30 hour workshift
Pro-999, here I come. Gonna farm so many ability chunks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Care to group up friendo

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

mfw my team pops 3 ink armors in a row
Livin' like I'm inkproof
Splat
Splat
Splat
Splat
Splat
Splat

likme
likme

Might as well be telling people not to go on ranked then, no one has any fucking clue on how to use anything outside of S+

TreeEater
TreeEater

On the one hand profreshional is way harder than overacheiver, but on the other my teammates are way, way better, so I've been winning way more consistently

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

thatsso
craig
Delete them from the FC list then

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tia hates mexicans 'cause they always make her look like a bitch

Methshot
Methshot

Redpill me on Respawn Punisher.

iluvmen
iluvmen

"don't tell anyone it has my woomy juices in it"

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Because I'm a girl and think boy squids are cute
Schoolboy squid with glasses is best.

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