Steamious Spread: >44 tonnes of busriding """""experts""""" >34 wheels badly in need of inflation >Sign that lease and I'll slap the taste out of your mouth >CDL How Get? Private driving school, community college, or the megas if you hate yourself >Robots have all but taken over, so why bother?
>Truckerfag did his one load for the quarter >EF is doing 85 MPH in his luxed up Peterbilt while shitposting in /dbt/, are you? >Bepis takes care to prevent getting the ashy skin >Doubles is yelling at passersby about literbikes as you read this >The lingering stink cloud following Balam's trailer is over four states long now >Primefag claims to have a girlfriend, which obviously makes no sense whatsoever >Primely keeping active tabs on tfags whereabouts for nefarious reasons >Whiney may be involved in a jisatsu-circle with his dakimakura and IRLGF >Oilfag isn't even sure what the ketchup button is for any more >Gundam never made it out of Outer Heaven >Bandit has a subscription to Australian Mine Haul Train Enthusiasts Magazine
>Bandit has a subscription to Australian Mine Haul Train Enthusiasts Magazine Rio Tino has had automated haul trucks for a year or so now. The train is just new so it made the news.
John Cook
Gumboot a best, americucks have never been able to compete.
Colton Ortiz
Come on m8 Ameritrucks are great but Scanias are bestest
>Rio Tinto has estimated that last year on average each AHS-equipped truck operated for around 700 hours longer than conventional trucks and delivered 15 per cent lower load and haul unit costs.
Meatbags BTFO
Adam Lee
That was some good shitposting last thread, you even got that faggot on the hook with such low tier shit.
Sebastian Collins
>I tried role playing as a trucker on the internet which is just about the most pathetic thing imaginable but then an actual trucker called me out on my bull shit and I painted myself into a corner with a combination of lies and ignorance, tried samefagging my way out of it which also didn't work, but it's okay because i wuz jus trollan lololol
Liam Russell
Still got him upset. Poor faggot.
Adrian King
Hai gaise I'm a trucker too. Can I play?
Nathaniel Hill
So you deny the fact that HD cams and large storage HDD exist or are you still in denial and defending your dangerous driving?
Please respomd with more ignorant green text to show how out of touch you are with modern trucking.
Maybe one day you can be an o/o too with these technologies.
Justin Morales
An actual trucker? You mean that Australian who called you a larper?
Benjamin Adams
No I'm a trucker, a hard driver
Matthew Jenkins
Can't you at least make it more entertaining? This is all just stuck on a loop at this point? >lol you think cameras don't exist >They exist but they're not used this way at all >lol he thinks cameras don't exist >No I know they exist but they aren't used the way you think they are >Haha he thinks cameras don't exist Since you just used the "cameras don't exist" line, that means your next line will be the bus rider line, since all you have is those 2 lines and no proof.
Logan Foster
>55mph
Ooohhh I'm sooo jealous
Isaac Jones
>hahaha he thinks this is what I'm saying >lol reading comprehension >skills You probably should be a trucker
Hunter Sullivan
Where do u weenies store your fluids??
Jordan Evans
>Reading comprehension It is actually literally what you are saying.
>So you deny the fact that HD cams and large storage HDD exist
>this clown thinks HD cameras dont exist
>I see you havent acxpeted that HD cameras or that HD 10" screens exist.
>LMAO yeah, HD cameras and pvrs dont exist.
Although you did try changing it from a camera connected to a monitor to a hdd, after I pointed out how it would be impossible to watch the screen while driving. But this new configuration is even dumber because it means every day, you sift through 8-10 hours of footage looking for someone on their phone, but your whole initial internet tough guy act was that you wanted to brake check me, so I don't know how your plan to do that a day or two after the fact.
Josiah Hernandez
I use an empty 1gal Arizona to jug. It's got a wide opening and a nice convenient handle.
Owen Gonzalez
ppl like you are why we can't park amywhere
Noah Ramirez
neck yourself
Anthony Garcia
How can you even buy that? The only good tea is Milo's.
Chase Murphy
>How can you even buy that? Usually at the Pilot. With cash, obviously.
Charles Lopez
Kek. You guys don't have piss jugs?
Dominic Morris
I just pee outside how hard is that
Lucas Reed
Where do you utter degenerates store your truck fluids (oil, coolant, antigel, etc.)
Kayden Long
It's very hard when it's cold or raining or snowing or I'm driving or don't feel like putting on pants.
Julian Thomas
Is it hard or are you just weak
Jackson Parker
Tastes disgusting, like chemicals. Get u sum real tea, instead of "tea flavoring"
Lincoln Lopez
No it is not physically difficult, I am actually physically enough to lift the weight of my penis, it's hard as in uncomfortable or inconvenient.
Julian Gutierrez
The bullhead clap will do that to a man
Sebastian Hall
So you are weak? Pathetic, undisciplined, shameless door swinger
Austin Hernandez
Okay, you can be a big "disciplined" man getting sleeted on in the middle of the night. I'll be warm and dry in my truck, entirely unfazed by the opinions of a company flatbedder.
Wyatt Miller
Kek, I wasn't sure if you were referring to truck fluids or personal fluids.
Aside from jugs of def, I stored most of the extra truck fluids in the jockey boxes under the sleeper. Easy trick to keep them organized is to cut the side off of a couple of empty washer fluid bottles to make some storage/catch trays.
And speaking as someone that slept naked in a tiny sleeper, its way easier to piss into a 1L widemouth Gatorade bottle. And empty the bottle out later then getting fully dressed to jump outside for 30 seconds.
Mason Morris
>QUARRY TRUCKS
Blake Gray
Off-road only heavy, slow mine haul trucks on carefully plotted, carefully maintained, fixed paths with a minimum of other vehicles in the area. I'm not saying it isn't a portent of the future, but its a ways out yet.
Matthew Nguyen
>It is actually literally what you are saying. Do you know what" literally" means? Don't worry, you don't need to be literate to be a steering wheel holder.
Dylan Jackson
It means actual, exact, verbatim, as in how you are using the exact same phrasing repeatedly with no metaphors or exaggerations.
Grayson Richardson
About to head into surgery, wish me luck or say whatever you feel
Daniel Martin
Stop putting things in your pee hole. Good luck.
Carson Rogers
Penn n teller audiobooks can't save u God is listening it's ok to reach out
Nathaniel Gomez
>shower cap on bald noggin >beard exposed And that's why nurses are only nurses.
Anthony Wood
I genuinely honestly hope you die in surgery. It's rare but miracles happen.
Aaron Jones
Doctors are literally just losers Nurses are the real deal
Alexander Brooks
no amount of surgery is gonna help that face
Grayson Brooks
Would like to point out That's not me. And I'm not that mean
Ethan Evans
Godspeed. I hope you don't die of pierced cock related complications.
Caleb Martinez
That dad bod looks so cuddly
Tyler Richardson
One for me?
Robert Brooks
It's not mean, I just want what's best for the world.
Benjamin Gray
Lol
Austin Flores
You're that militant larper Probably the one who pulled my record to
Noah Jackson
Were any of the cast from that show actually there?
Austin Brooks
Delivered a load of white oak to a Brown-Foreman stave mill. This is where your bourbon barrels come from.
Camden White
Next door at his BBQ/Bar Rick Harrison was bartending. He poured me a shot of crown and I left. Chumlee's candy store was closed
Dominic Ortiz
>MFW You're doing The Lords work, user.
Zachary Rivera
>Corona You wot m9.
Justin Bennett
No, you types are annoying but not too the extent I would waste my time with. As soon as I close the tab, you stop existing for me.
Nicholas Butler
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Justin Carter
Lol epic reaction face
Ryder Gonzalez
good cos ur literally a fag lol
John Foster
>it took over an hour to come up with this gem
Liam White
I will fight you
Brandon Hill
Sheeeiiittt. I thought you were big into craft beers.
Alexander Bennett
Nice proof.
Camden Young
>I pointed out how it would be impossible to watch the screen while driving. Just like it is impossible to look at your phone while driving? Dude you are dumb as fuck. No wonder you drive a truck.
Thomas Baker
>Poor meatbags upset they will be out of a job soon.
Parker Scott
Are your balls shaved as smooth as your legs?
Robert Stewart
Nah. Be a long time until oilfield haul roads in the dead of winter or muddy as fuck in the spring see automation.
Angel Adams
Better than role playing as a trucker.
Josiah Hughes
Why does your truck moll always look high?
Joshua Lewis
>I hang on every word you say LMAO
Eli Russell
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Cooper Cook
Yeah, you did reply.
Brody Cox
When you get a girl. And start living daily life with one. And take random selfies. You will experience that people aren't always photogenic.
Aiden Harris
I'm still waiting on that blog about how you guys met and when you realized that you had fallen in love.
Jack Barnes
>amish beard this is not a good look my dude let it grow on your face and get a 'stache hope your benis gets well soon t. ginger
Adam Collins
First met her on an early social media site. Don't know which, could of been fangs or even myspace and started texting. Like 10 years ago. I was like 17-18 she was 13 and I picked her up for an awkward mountain ride. We rode around and at the end I dropped her off and we hugged.
That was it for the next 8 years or so Fast forward to today. Story continued later.
Landon Diaz
not him but you literally waited an hour for him to reply fuck me you are needy
Easton Gutierrez
Nice quick reply as usual. You must be enthralled with your larping.
Or this is just entertainment that gets a few seconds of attention occasionally. Thanks for your concern.
Tyler Peterson
>I was like 17-18 she was 13 Now it all makes sense why a chad like you is here.
Adam Ramirez
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Ian Flores
Tell us in detail about how you deflowered her on that mountain pass.
Hudson Jones
>we ""hugged"" I'm sure you did ;^)
Jose Kelly
I'm glad to see TA's WiFi is still shit.
Cooper Davis
20MiB connection spread over 50 people usually ends up like that.
