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We DINDU NUFFIN yet again edition

>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org/

>Guild:
ELYSIUM PvP

Horde guild:


Alliance guild:


/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

>Addons
forum.elysium-project.org/forum/268-ui-addons-macros/

>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit

>WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

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Has anyone ever actually been banned for using updated models?

I know they say it's bannable, but has it actually happened??

I envy the man who has been given the opportunity to show their devotion to Kasandra.

If Kasandra would come up to me, raid over, armor drenched in sweat and soot, and had asked me to show my devotion to her, I would immediately get down on all fours and start kissing her plate sabatons.

I would worship her armor clad feet as Kasandra spit on me, degrading me further, I would enjoy nothing more than to be used by her. Whatever it would take to remove the clam's shell and reveal the pearl inside, Kasandra's Swedish toes.

Kasandra's feet cannot be described as anything else but slutty and degenerate. The very smell of her sweaty Swedish soles can lead any man to climax. Luckily, I would be prepared to get violated by her toes.

Worshipping Kasandra while keeping her content is no easy task mind you. To properly show your subservience to Kasandra's toes you need to start by lightly kissing them from the base of her heel to her ankle. Licking the underside first before greedily placing your tongue on her toes themselves. Working each of her toes into your mouth you need to give attention to all of them. Swivel them in your mouth, suck on them, flick your tongue across the bottom. You get the idea. Is she online right now?? I can't torture myself any longer. Those Swedish toes are mine!!

Daily reminder, to roll on new Horde guild for a fresh leveling and future raiding experience.
With D.O.N the hype never ends we all are going through the same shit as you and will feel extremely happy for anybody that joins us cause we need you, we need everybody, we want to raid. What we don't want is for this guild to fail, so help us out, check us out, just joining us you will be part of this guild's foundation, the core, the pillar that will make this guild a stable and comfy home.

What level would be appropriate to heal SM effectively? I'm a paladin in ret spec but have int gear stored away, just want bonerbiter axe. I know the quest needs to be 32nd but i have a feeling that's too low and i'll fuck up groups.

>elysoum

good thread

How much stealth perception does human perception get? Could i see a rogue after he vanishes, for example? Or would that brief window of "super stealth" make perception a waste?
I could have some of that wrong, I've never rogued.

this message is outdated, DoN has no more room for anyone

they have 50+ people nearing 60 and will have a full raid group along with 20+ people benched every week

They've retweeted a screenshot of someone using WoD models before, them banning people for it is unheard of.
Perception can not detect someone who has vanished.
db.vanillagaming.org/?spell=20600 (see Mod Detect Value: 50)
db.vanillagaming.org/?spell=11329 (see Mod Stealth Value: 270)

no lol ive seen people stream with them and they tweeted a SS of a guy with them before

they say its bannable because some people use hacked MPQs to enlarge things like WSG flags or to get through walls so its just an insurance thing when they do ban people for that to say its against ToS

go ahead and use WoD models
nobody has ever been banned for it, just try it.

:v)

h-hol up
SHAMBLES the FRESH 60 priest in GREENS
versus
LUMIKARU the 100% attendance NIGGER loot funnel

How is the Trandate faring in BWL tonight?

Are there healers that actually think healing meters can be used as a metric of skill? I really fucking hope not.

We have people at every level range, yes we are still growing.
200+ members is not enough

I'd say a healer in full greens outhealing the biggest loot whore in the guild is quite a display of skill.

caut band
lokamir
pure boots

yes they think that

mom and dad

Too busy doin heroin and erping

healing meters don't matter.

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THE BOOTS

So, what exactly the fuck is wrong with Mandate of Heaven? Is it some kind of unironic autism containment zone?

>be me
>join MoH
>immediately greeted by someone named "Chickenlord"
>"welcome gamer"
>h-hi
>"come to our discord"
>no ty, no offense
>"join our discord or get kicked you nigger cuck"
>ok fine, join their discord
>it's a bunch of nasally voiced teenagers and one middle aged sounding guy
>identify the nasally guy as Chickenlord
>"hello?"
>no one can even hear me because they're all yelling over eachother
>suddenly someone starts playing a Hitler speech
>everyone goes dead silent
>speech goes on for close to 10 minutes
>Chickenlord speaks up
>"user, as our newest member, I'll need you to speak for us so we can make sure you're not a fucking nigger"
>I mumble a bit into my mic
>"SPEAK UP YOU FUCKING KEK"
>n-no I'm white
>"well you sound like a nigger to me, someone get this shitskin out of my guild"
>are you being serious right now?
>"when I close my eyes, all I see is the third reich, and all I feel is the walk of the wehrmacht"
>I am immediately booted from discord and kicked from the guild
>get spammed "NIGGER" in whispers until I log out

Seriously even DoN isn't this bad. Think I'll be playing Horde for now on just so I can gank Man Date trannies

at this point, manlet is just trying to see how far he can troll the guild before quitting when summer ends.

ree....

ree?

sounds alright to me and im a horde player

ur playing on fucking alliance what did u expect

only qualifies healing officer candidate btw

I'm sry

no but the idiot mandate defense force (mostly luthien) will link healing meters whenever discussion comes up on healer loot decisions

healer loot is mostly decided by madti's random mood swings in reality.

If you think gear means a druid should have more HPS than a priest you either don't play a healer, in which case your ignorance is acceptable, or you're a really fucking bad healer who doesn't understand who healing assignments work.

So which officer's alt is it?

Dwarf or human paladin, friends?
Are there enough people in MoH leveling or should I find a normie leveling guild instead?

sorry pudd, we'd rather have a fresh 60 kek

>taking anything mommy madti says seriously

underage please leave.

It's a dwarf priest

epic lols aside, what's the excuse for consistently flip flopping on your own rules?

Because puddi was gone for a while, thikka wanted to be benched?

who the fuck would you take instead?
also check meters, he did fine for his gear

>muh meters

actually a valid example of good meter posting here

can you please not shitpost me! i was 60 for less than a week and lost reed roll 6(six) times!

plus i was literally brought for fear ward

what rules, puddi? you should know better than anyone how mandate operates
since you got treated very well until you fell out of style.

Yes [anyone who criticises how this guild operates] is [current flavour of the month tranny]

Now tell me why this message is pinned if the same rules don't apply to everyone.

why did you take puddi's raid spot you pos
she's literally crying right now because of you.

puddi wouldn't have been invited anyway

we would have went with 39

madti's "rules" never applied anywhere, how dense are you
do you even know the reason madti is an officer in the first place?

I wonder why he isnt posting in the threads anymore.

why are mandate of heaven using Veeky Forums as their guild chat?

jej

top fucking kek

>act very serious about meterposting and getting enchanted and BiS
>called out for giving others a pass
>those "rules" were just fake dumbass lmfao
enlighten me

because they are literal teenagers who can only banter anonymously

Should have rolled a dwarf priest then, nerd

who would you have taken instead

enlighten me

because this is the mandate general?

delete your config file in WTF

proof

i dont know how to get back into my original server

could it be that you're being lied to by anonymous people on the internet
that hold no accountability to anyone?

Someone with their preraid BiS for fucking BWL of all places. Another DPS? 11 healers is already stretching it.

This shit would be fine if it were MC. Seems like the clique is awfully nervous about this officer alt priest.

it's not though it's elysium general, mandate of heaven is what... a couple of people standing on if bridge occasionally raiding?

>this shit would be fine if it were MC
>BWL is hard guys

you never having raided BWL in your life is showing puddi
should have stuck around for the 8 months of MC if you wanted to get a raid spot.

delete wtf folder

I'm going to say
>there was no other dps to bring
you will reply
>Melori! :3
I will counter
>I said dps
you will respond
>did you see her logs? :3 she's so good in MC!!! I love her!

there we go, just saved us the trouble of 5 posts

open your realmlist.wtf and put

set realmname "Elysium"

under your realm name and reboot your game

>should have stuck around for the 8 months of MC if you wanted to get a raid spot
Just like Shambles.

Kek

Was it autism?

she's completely right
she just silenced the shitposter

>you never having raided BWL in your life is showing puddi
but what about mending?!?!

THIS WORKED! but this keeps coming up for some reason, i said no this time, fuck that shit!

this is madti's official stance on healer loot priority

which one is more likely to quit
the guy who disappeared for 4 months out of nowhere after getting his bis
or
some guy in greens.

wew holy shit

Madti here.

I didn't invite Puddi because I wanted him to focus on his priest and not constantly alt tab.

that's not my official stance

I don't even do loot anymore

>after getting his bis
What BiS items are available for paladins from MC pre-AV? I'll wait.

thanks for the help everybody, im back in the game and can max level the fuck out of my warlock now lol, the reason i have so many alts is because i didnt know which class i wanted to main so i played them all to 10 except rogue, rogue sucks lol

warlock is EASILY the best class in the game in my opinion, most fun anyway lol

keep me posted

okay you win

ME ME ME
I DESERVE THE INVITE

keep me posted

at least he is ELITE

>puddi sperging out

what the fuck did you expect kek

ME
ME
ME

Truly a DPS that cannot be replaced.

choker xDDD

Is that the aoba poster? Lumikaru?

Yes

>anonymous imageboard
>avatarfagging
>able to read the minds of posters and pinpoint their character names
brilliant

>Manlett wont let Melori dps on rag so she doesn't beat any dps
What did he mean by this?

ME ME ME
I HAVE THE HIGHEST ESTROGEN INTAKE
I DESERVE THE RAIDSPOT, NOT THIS DWARF

ME ME ME
I HAVE AN OFFICER ALT
I DESERVE THE RAIDSPOT, NOT THIS TRANNY

why doesn't anyone care that andelia quit?

how does mommy melori do it
beating mages, rogues and fury Warriors as a ret Paladin dps, and she's not even trying.

Even if he had been the only person to ever damage ragnaros in the raid that would have only put him at #13, quit making shitty excuses for your favourite tranny.

>DoN so autistic they make posts like this all day instead of leveling
What's the purpose? Nobody is getting genuinely upset or annoyed by this I'm pretty sure, I'm actually really curious. No wonder the Salty Dogs already outleveled most of the DoN fags that started before them.

who

>trannies are this afraid of being outdpsed by a fucking meme
lmao @ u

he wouldn't do any damage on rag anyway
he's a mana user so he would get the ranged knockback + melee knockback, he'd soak so much unnecessary heal and spend 80% of the fight in the lava

Because hunters on alliance are disposable tools. Just like locks on horde.

momleri~

it's probably that tauren avatarfag with the puddi album that's larping ITT

Who?