>start a petition in california to change police fleets >police cars are terrible for the enviorment >cite mpg estimates for all police vehicles 2011 P71: 19 cMPG 2013 Interceptor: 21 cMPG 2013 Utility: 18 cMPG
>cops drive a lot >average cop drives 4,800-6,000 miles a month >that's a lot of emissions >propose that police fleets be stocked with cars that exceed 50 cMPG or pay a monthly carbon tax on every car that isn't compliant with the new regulations >this carbon tax is incredibly high, so high it would bankrupt any police department almost immediately >this also applies to motorcycles >force the average cop to choose between a Prius, a Leaf, a Smart car, or an electric bike
>mfw speed laws are universally unenforceable in california >mfw when other states follow suit so they don't look backwards >mfw this is actually something california would approve
>law passes >government needs electric cars RIGHT NOW >buys huge tesla order, paying double to get them now and not later >mfw when you get raped in every way by a tesla 5 ton brick whilst being environmentally friendly and saving the planet
Wyatt Butler
>cop picks up radio >"He's running" >"I-15 southbound towards Temecula" >Cops barricade road and follow you in helicopter >caught, arrested, and raped in jail by Jamal and the boys
Gud job, op. >
Joseph Thompson
>tesla has a crash >battery explodes violently and causes a fire that spews incredibly toxic smoke >this shit starts happening daily >tesla goes out of business
John Adams
this, you can tell OP is a child because he has no idea how the cops operate
Police should just buy up the cheapest car on craigslist for fleet vehicles. I can only imagine how trashy the whole police force would look but god damn would it be cheap to the tax payers.
Ryder Sullivan
Fuck they would actually do this.
>We need to save the environment >Retards vote for it >Lol Tesla police cars >Politicians and Musk get rich and the people pay for it
Owen Fisher
I think electric cars would be better for police, because they're constantly idling their engines, and that puts a lot of wear on an ICE. It's nearly harmless on a battery.
Benjamin Rodriguez
>model s costs $60k >you can buy three prius primes for that money
yeaaaaah no
Brody White
Knowing Musk, he might just give police departments cars for free.
Colton Brooks
>Model S costs 60k >Prius costs 20k >Go with Model S because it's the government's dime and Toyota isn't sliding you money under the table
I don't think you've ever met a politician
Xavier Sanchez
I don't know why more police departments aren't using Priuses. They're cheap, reliable, and spacious.
Xavier Hernandez
>gubment buys a shit ton of teslas >costs a shit ton of money >taxes skyrocket because elon musk is a businessman >people riot in the street
I don't think you've ever paid taxes
Colton Roberts
More importantly, they're slow.
Jonathan Green
>Spend 70 million dollars to blow up some jets and an S-300 in Syria >No one fucking cares
Logan Taylor
You can't out run a helicopter..or cameras
Lincoln Watson
>local taxes jump from 21% to 49% because cops wanna go fast >going fast is dangerous anyway >voters make cops drive cheap, slow electrics to save lives
Do not underestimate the power of California Liberals.
Ethan Wright
>Departments buy cop-spec model s >The base model but with the ludicrous software, musk sells them for $55k >Go past parked cop, try to run >0-60 in 2.4 seconds >5,200lb of car PIT maneuvers you >Roll 4 times, get tased as you try to crawl out
Good work asshole, you just made everything worse
Nicholas Smith
Cant outrun a radio Cant outrun a camera Cant outrun a helicopter
Useless.
Camden Lopez
I think most people would still pull over.
Parker Anderson
thats why they get the model s's for. highway patrol get model s, every other pleb gets prius.
>yfw you get pulled over by a vegan yuppie police cunt who's super smug about his car and fines you for polluting the planet with your ICE
Landon Allen
>Helicopters pollute aswell Time for electric helicopters...
