Based Alfa enters a segment

>based Alfa enters a segment
>completely and utterly BTFO everyone in that segment
How can other manufacturers compete?

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They can't, the Stelvio is by far the nicest crossover thing in the market, honestly feels like a sedan with high ride height

To this day I can't understand the appeal of these crossovers and why even nips use hrand recognition as a way to sell glorified suvs.

Too bad it handles like shit and is an unreliable shitheap just like all the other fca shits.

>BTFO segment in unreliability
Weird thing to be proud of Tony...

When will this crossover nonsense end? They are all hideous.

>cheap shit
top kek

>cheap chrysler fiat garbage bin materials
>brit tier reliability
>budget interior
>targetted at diaspora italishit manlets
>muh cumshitizione
>muh quadrilolio
Opinion discarded

>they think the average crossover buyers will put up with a sportscar ride with ialian car reliability

>ialian car reliability
what's wrong with that?

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what am i looking at?
another cringeworthy pastanigger ""meme""?

>Alfa
Garbage
consumerreports.org/suvs/2018-bmw-x3-review-doubling-down-on-excellence/

Has this bait ever worked?

>Keksumer reports used as a source

AYY LMAO

>How can other manufacturers compete?

By offering cheaper, faster and more reliable shitovers for less. I live in the luxury crossover capital of the world and I've seen 2 so far.

>tfw got to drive a giulia quadrifoglio
>best car i've ever driven
Wanna get one so bad bud the Alfa Romeo reliability memes are scaring me off

I unironically love it and would like to lease one this summer. It's damn quick and a great value. The interior is solid imo

underrated

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>I don't like objective reviews!
>b-but muh soul and passhun!!
Top fucking kek
It may look nice but you feel cheapness surround you when you sit in one

>Alfa
>tough
>crossover
>contender

Stop. Please.

Sorry but game's over.

youtube.com/watch?v=KQwCgHDt6HI

That thing is ugly AF. The fuck is up with that retarded looking grill? Make it look like it has down syndrome

Apparently that's "passion and soul" or some queer shit.

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>How can other manufacturers compete?
By having their vehicles on the road instead of the mechanics lift.

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I saw one today, was pretty nice looking.

the giulia has the best interior ive ever sat in and i would own one if there was a v6 option below the Q4

One engine has still to come, a 350 hp with electric turbine, but we don't know if it will be a depowered V6 or another pover level for the 2.0 turbo yet.

how many cars have you sat in?

>t. deluxe bus connoisseur

>t. assblasted salvatore that dodged the answer

As ugly as that is, the alfas still worse.

>everyone who defends Alfa Romeo is Italian

Nice mental gymnastic

alfa shills are the only shills allowed here bc muh passion unironically
>targetted at diaspora italishit manlets
sold

if its a 350hp 4 cylinder i dont want it.

I'm hoping for a 350 hp NA V6, then i'd sell my car and buy one of those right away

>BTFO everyone in that segment
just like the gulia qv, right?

>NA

That won't happen.

The stelvio will flop just like the giulia did
Nobody wants a "soul and passhun" mobile if it keeps breaking every day

>Maserati Levante is a SUV based on the Alfa Romeo Stelvio
>the alfa is better than the levante
>the levante is fucking expensive
what the fug fiat you own both

What the fuck?

The Stelvio and the Levante are different cars and are in different segments. The Levante is bigger.

However Maserati is doing a D crossover based on the Stelvio. TBA

You have no taste at all

kek

mostly head gasket failure
shift linkages and door handles made of spaghetti
and then a little electrical failure