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> News
- Splat Brella is released
- Mayo won the Splatfest in all regions!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
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> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
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> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
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> List of FC:
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>super jumping into obviously dangerous places
>not grabbing the rainmaker even when the opponent team is wiped
>not supporting the rainmaker holder when everywhere else is safe
Is it normal for S rank players to be acting this way? I'm by no means an amazing or even good player, but playing with S rank players don't feel that much different than playing with B rank players. So /ink/ wasn't memeing when they said S rank is bad?

I went down to bottom of S+ when it was 3v4
sad thing was it was an amazing match where we were doing incredibly well in Splat Zones and the girl on our team was an adept Splatling who made sure we could keep jumping to her if we died and we lost by 5 points in Extra Time
then I maintained rank and the experience was ruined

OP, you didn't include the artbook link.

archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

Sex with Marie!

I wonder what her tears taste like.

I want to have consentual and loving intercourse with Callie

Why is this needed in the OP?

How do you pose with the other inklings for pictures? Or can you only do that with amiibos?

that fucking memebrush with his Reddit name
IF HE'S NOT GOING TO PLAY AT HIS BEST THEN HE SHOULD JUST NOT PLAY AT ALL OR DISCONNECT OUT OF COURTESY
A roller did this to me once, and now and then rushed forward a few steps before not playing again
waited in front of the goal at Port Mackerel in his ink so he had hold of the controller then kept getting killed and we lost points because he didn't d/c

Because it is cool and relevant.

Getting to S rank in splat2 is the equivalent of getting like B+ in splat1

so no /ink/ was not memeing

Does anyone know what is up with fireden currently?

No artbook link in OP, you kike

Rape her hard enough and she'll eventually start liking it.

Only amiibos.

>overtime
>enemy on tower
>shoot him
>he jumps off to fight me
>loses

I bet he felt dumb

>artbook clearly out of date and based on only Splatoon 1
>relevant

You use a Luna Blaster, so the game automatically punishes you for faggotry.

anybody know of a good build for someone using the inkbrushes?

I love inkbrushes and feeling like I'm a paint swordsman but I also want to be more useful and efficient with it.

>thread abruptly slowing down barely after a month which means no more SR teams
>we never even had League battles or lobbies
>we're going to go back to 2016 Jan times when people wont play the game and where you can only find games on the disocrd
>/ink/ will be purely waifufagging and no game discussion in 2 months
>mfw

>thread abruptly slowing down barely after a month which means no more SR teams
>In profreshional so freelancing will still net you wins for the Grizz.
>Don't need to rely on /ink/'s shitters anymore
This is a good thing.

...

Look, OP, we get it: you fucked up. Mistakes happen. We'll just have to try again for the next thread.

>Getting to S rank in splat2 is the equivalent of getting like B+ in splat1
I played B+ a lot on my smurf in S1 though, and it's definitely easier to carry your team in it since the other team are also shitters. In S rank S2, if your team are shitters, chance are your enemy team's competent and would push your shit in harder than having a shitter team in B+.

>tfw I'm always here and play for hours daily but never squad with anyone here

Too paranoid I'll play like shit and get blacklisted so I just play with my irl friends

does anyone here use chargers, what's your opinion on them?

I'm glad we're done talking about the boring game, let's talk about interesting things like eating your woomy's eggs while she cries.

I got blacklisted because I refused to use Aerospray in splatoon 1, even though I splatted more than 2 of the other dudes in the team with my bro, Splat Jr.
/ink/ can be pretty retarded at times. It happens in a general where reddit finds a home.

I dunno Rainy, you tell me.

>having friends
>let alone irl friends
>let alone playing splatoon
I feel for you

So what does Mr. Grizz do with all the eggs?

CHARGE HOLDING IS A GIFT FROM GOD. MASTER IT AND YOUR CHARGER GAME WILL ASCEND TO THE NEXT LEVEL

t. S/S/S Rank Charger Main that maintains a k/d similar to that of my team/allies. Especially if you master charge hopping.

This looks so ridiculously fun, can other weapons do this?

Is this supposed to be impressive?

I mained them in S1.
Aiming with them in S2 feels weird and I don't like using them anymore.

I've swapped to the jet squelcher now, because its range almost matches the chargers and its special isn't worthless.

He hatches them to raise his own army of elite salmonids to invade Inkopolis.

Breed Zapfish.

Seriously. That's my headcanon. It's highly logical too. Gold Egg = Gold Zapfish. Nintendo directly confirmed Gold Eggs are used for power in some capacity.

...

Huh
They never did say it's salmon eggs we're harvesting.

>Kill us.jpg

well, a lot of people who used the charger dropped it mostly because damage up its now gone and ink armor makes chargers useless in a comp right now, i still have a ton of fun using them

i know how it feels man, the new controls felt akward when using the charger but after sometime you get used to them again, stingray is not that bad, the thing can be useful in TC and RM to kill anyone getting the objective and it locks on for a few seconds if the shot connects

>marina and pearl's wooly world

an attempt was made

Are you even using gyro?

That's what I figured was happening.

I made it to S in Splat1 using nothing but the squiffer why am I struggling to get out of A- in this game?
Holy fuck I'm about to lose it.

Here's one for the reaction folder folks.

>S/S/S
wew lad, u so gud at this gaem

I think they're good, user.

I think Salmonids take Gold Eggs to fuel their war machines.

Let's see you be S/S/S with Charger.

fuckin' internet tough guy.

yes

OC

now make the same one but with Pearl on the left

I'm S+ and I play everything, including chargers
Unscoped chargers are shit and get shat on by scoped

wew pearl needs to get a hair transplant or something. that's some pretty advanced mpb

>Be me
>Splattershot Pro main
>Get 15 kills per match on average
>Lost a handful of matches today because people refuse to group up and play the objective

Alright, I'll bite. What's the crutchiest crutch weapon of them all that'll help me win the game when my team refuses to cooperate? I can get a triple kill and die to a laggy squid but my team won't take the objective. I can singlehandedly steal the lead from the enemy, but usually my teammates are off on a magical journey in the middle of fucking nowhere, refusing to help me. I can get loads of kills, so that's not the issue, but I need a weapon that can basically play the game for me. Something that'll compensate for having boosted monkeys on my team. Something that'll never EVER let me down, even when the match feels like a 3v4. I just want to get the fuck out of A-Rank hell.

>unironically masturbates to furry porn
As opposed to ironically jacking it?
Is it possible to ironically fuck a dog?

Lets see those last 50 battles from splatnet rainy.

no sir

this is how treehouse sees marina

Is it wrong to love shota squids?

they made a judd too

fuck you

Anything is possible "post-irony"

That's pedophilia and worse, gay

I wanna eat pizza with Marie!

I don't really have a point to prove, just stop spreading misinformation is all I'm asking
also S rank is objectively bad

CUTE

The horrible lighting really makes this image

Rainy yoire being extremely toxic right now. I dont think Ela would like that.

No

But loli squids are better

Yes it is, you faggot

>>>/reddit/

>its me

>homosexuality is pure and not harmfu-

please respond

That's the first spaghetti pic that's ever looked good to me

How is that even a question? Just play the crutchbucket
Also if you ARE getting 15+ kills every game you'll climb up very soon

>no hot dog
ONE JOB

you just need to git gud

I got to S+ in all modes exclusively using the jet squelcher

>BehindTheMeme
What a massive faggot he is. Fuck him and his misrepresentational, no research, bottom of the barrel videos.

>just found out you can order shit
>even use the app to order shit
>food for xp increases
>re roll gear with rare drops

is this splatoon or diablo wtf. Game has way more depth than I was aware.

variety is important user!

>imblying ra!ny thinks scoped chargers are superior

Firefin Scope or Firefin Charger?

Rainy-senpai is still around? Why aren't there any more meme lobbies and squads?

Yummy!

PEARL AMIIBO WHEN
PEARL PLUSHIE WHEN

They tried a bit too hard to make their eyes match their in game model. This would be pretty cute with some simple beady eyes.

Do you like to win? If so scope

It looks like a horror film

I prefer Firefin charger.

post source dummy

Yes, but he only plays with his sekrit /ink/ friends, us plebians are of no meaning to him.

God damn do I miss private lobbies.
>dualie squelchers release
>no dualie squelcher exclusive lobby
>brella releases
>still no lobby
Is there really no interest? I'd try making my own, but I'm really afraid of fucking it up and humiliating myself.

What's the consensus on the Brella?

>yfw you were just in a match with Rainy
>mfw I tried to get his attendtion
>senpai didnt notice me

Delicious, probably.

>I'm really afraid of fucking it up and humiliating myself

Honestly I think that stops most of us. Atleast that's what stops me.

How do we fix rollers? They excel at absolutely nothing and are a complete hindrance in any mode.

It's a crutch.