/elyg/ Elysium General

We DINDU NUFFIN yet again edition

>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org/

>Guild:
ELYSIUM PvP

Horde guild:


Alliance guild:


/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

>Addons
forum.elysium-project.org/forum/268-ui-addons-macros/

>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit

>WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

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that's blonblon
he got kicked from the guild for this picture

In memory of FF, the most skilled player ever to come in contact with Veeky Forums.

Threadly reminder that if you roll horde, don't count on Dindus of Nuffin not to kick you for upsetting the admins.

JOIN
For those of you that havent been paying attention, here's a quick rundown

>Alliance bows to Dindus
>in contact with aliens
>All members rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control Azeroth with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities in outlands (Dindugrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every battleground in Azeroth
>babies will be sacrificed to the Fel
>ancient Troll scriptures tells of two angels who will descend upon Azeroth and bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>The Dindus are in regular communication with Sylvanas and Guldan forwarding the word of The Horde
>all members learned fluent common in under a week
>Alliance entrust their gold reserves with the Dindus. There's no gold in Booty Bay, only the Dindu Bank
>The Dindus were founded 67 years ago, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, we are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big bang to the end of the universe
>The Dindus of Nuffin will guide Azeroth into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Whisper anyone in the guild for inv

I want to make Kasandra a single mother!

no he got kicked by madti for calling her a roastie lmao.

and don't forget!
>you get kicked if you don't level fast enough, don't falseflag in the thread enough, or disagree on politics!

I would bow to dindus only if they post cute boys pics that are in their guild, until then i'll be teleporting behind you niggers and unsheath my femenine penis.

Absolutely bootyblasted

Can someone check on Kasandra and make sure she is okay? I cut contact with her for my own sanity but I want to know if she is okay.

Heh.... nothing personnel kid

Can I get a quick rundown on the people that think it's possible for cliques not to form?

>make nsfw-male channel
>post shirtless picture of yourself
>get guild kicked and banned by madti because it takes attention away from her

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/FightOverview.aspx?Raid=85046&Fight=0
:maximumthinking:

Last (you) from me
How do you feel that absolutely no one cares youre gone?
That everyone laughed in gchat when you got kicked
No one liked you and we were all laughing and joking about it, now you are forgotten
Have fun with the trannies faggot

No one cares about people having groups of friends. It's when that group of friends hoards loot for 8 months then once they've finished gearing up switches the loot system to egdkp lmfao.

>le opening on a half health unaware player with a chain lightning crit
come back to the shore so i can tear you apart cuck

Damn, and I thought DoN was a friendly non-clique guild... Guess I'm joining MoH!

>Funny-Laughing-Gif-Picture.gif

Haha this faggot is still mad
Hes gonna have to level again with the trannies, he was level 30 i think?
So close to his mount too lmao

That wasn't even me (Rokwell).
I do in fact feel a little offput that I wasted time leveling for you guys just to get kicked for a joke.

>he's still responding

Was full health for me you shitter ;)

>joining Veeky Forums guild
>ever
give me 1 reason to join with these degenerate imbeciles?

And nobody took the initiative to overthrow those cucks for 8 months? Normies have taken over even a decade old game played by basement dwellers. baka

Yeah, I'm sorry I thought banter was acceptable in the """"edgy"""" guild.

the mob i was fighting is literally in the screenshot noob. come back lets fight

Is Dads the most cucked person in the guild?

Here's the timeline of the last 48 hours:
>gets buffs purged by Yesimret
>loses Ony head to a hunter
>skips the next raid
>a bunch of good gear drops
>Ony head goes to the other warrior who unironically vapes

Is he going to end himself soon? I know I would.

MANDATE OF HEAVEN

44 MINUTES MC

GET SHIT ON ELYG

banter and morbid curiosity

alright guys coming back to the server after gummy failure, do i join moh or a normie guild?

You lose half your health against a single mob? sounds pretty noob to me, who are you trying to fool?

Daily reminder has the #1 community without any cliques

>you got me there
You dont name your pics?

I'm thinking of respeccing and using this set up for a fire mage. Also, pyroblast, yea or no? seems to take to long to get off and with the high pop people tag things while casting.

>Yesimret : MC 53 minutes
>Dads : MC 44 minutes

hmmmmm

Normie

look man im still here waiting for you

lel

yfw that 44 min clear was done WITHOUT dads

MoH has gone through hundreds of people
weeding out anybody intelligent enough to find another guild

all that's left are literal troglodytes that would not get accepted anywhere else
they are left with no choice but to raid for scraps.

Well if you dont want to join trandate junkie guild Salty Dogs is back

he was kicked for it because Madti didn't like that he stole her idea

look man, I was already out BB when I posted that screen, you want something, you have to come to me, until then stay down kid

Horde Guild:
Alliance Guild:

HOW CAN WE STOP GLASTON FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ill find you later

>>gets buffs purged by Yesimret
NO proof but the screeching of a crazy man

>weeding out anybody intelligent enough to find another guild

the only one in a better guild is Askov
but Askov is a cool dude with good jokes so it's okay

You mean other guilds gkick people too???
I thought i was the only one ever of all time to get gkicked from a guild

>44
how did you do that

I did /who yesimret once he started screeching and the guy was in AV

stop talking shit about trandate. its an unironically lit guild

If DoN are so good why is it that the Alliance guild () kills their members and never dies to them?

we didn't even try

we forgot to douse Garr and lost 3 minutes

why do women always freak out over trannies? i remember some girl called "murder" that lost her shit when some tranny posted his pics then started spamming pictures of herself

We can meet near gromgol if you want.

but moh has a 44min mc clear time, surely thats better than joining a normie guild that cant clear bwl?

omw

murder is still playing in mandate
I think her IGN was eyebrow or eyelash.

Just need to finish this quest quick.

MC with Dads
>multiple wipes on imps
>wipes on Garr
>autistic screeching and giving the raid bad morale due to his toxic personality
>garbage loot

MC without Dads
>fastest clear ever
>hardly anyone died
>low stress and no arguments
>great loot, some items have never been seen before

Really makes you think...

salty dogs

Do you still have Murder's pics? Asking for a friend.

it was just pictures of her legs or some stupid shit like her new clothes

i'd probably kill myself out of embarassment if i was that unlikeable sperg

There are 2 kinds of woman who play videogames:
Degenerate fucks that play seriously, you probably dont even know they are a girl because they play like any other players, maybe she talks in the mic once in a while to call out something or whatever, probably a fat fuck irl.
And of course, attention whores. When they see a place where there is no competition for the attention of virgin retards, they infiltrate wherever that is, even if they have no interest in the hobby or whatever.
Of course that second group is going to hate whoever is stealing their precious attention and freak out, its only natural.

>better guild

based on what, realmplayers rankings?
there's only 3 guilds on the server that do 'speed clears'
the rest just farm trash normally without flasking with world buffs.

they even take low geared people so they can gear up to raids, slowing down clear times

good thing Mandate doesn't need to worry about gearing literal who trash.

im in your area

Dads fuck off, nobody cares about you.

waiting

29,21

>discover how to get people banned permanently
>tfw not sure if it's unethical to exploit a system to show its flaws if it results in people getting upset over losing hundreds of hours of time spent into their characters

Men do everything better including pretending to be feminine.

But MoH has people in crap gear in their raids.

You can't really pretend to be feminine.

i knew you wouldnt be able to handle shit :)

which one of those groups does madti fall under
she's very good at the game but I don't think she's fat
I heard she's really hot IRL.

trannie down, fear the dogs

this, I'm hot

is DoN strictly Veeky Forums guild?

Do it faggot

no, but salty dogs is

yeah and girls don't fart.

dindus allow normies in guild? lol gtfo you fucking assholes fuck this guild

Yes

Yes.

>Xandor starts talking
please make it stop

yeah because more people keep leaving your guild every week.

There is actually 1 player online that is in Salty Dogs guild.
I thought you were trolling about that guild existing

*breathes in mic*

>xandor is a mouth breathing retard

I did not see this one coming.............

name a single person in Veeky Forums history with a more unbearable voice than Arteras

Hardmode: no Dads

Babymetal and him both have quite possibly the worst voices to have ever grace this general, I have had them permanently muted for months now

babymetal

Pseudohealer made me unbearably horny .

t. your resident r14 child molestor

Xandor or Kinno for different reasons.

Babymetal and Neksi. By fucking miles.

javel