/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General

Already dead: Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
What we know so far about DW9 (old & busted): pastebin.com/yyQCXi69
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=BlE4tQl-8is
Dynasty Warriors 9 Ani-Com & Games Hong Kong Gameplay: youtube.com/watch?v=XUp6A60Te7E

Bulletin;
-First western popularity poll is currently going.
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, and Xun You are all newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-China is keeping us from having lewd outfits.
-Lingqi/shackposters drink bleach and die.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Xu Shu is Xun You.
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Warriors All-Stars slated for August 29. Opoona master race.
-ROTK13pucc~ is out.
-We don't need a pucc~2, give us Pirate Warriors 4.
-Keep the thread bumped or submit to military law.

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/KDCPdWX-hhA?t=246
gitlab.com/scmaps.net/starcraft_brood_war_maps_archive/tree/master
youtube.com/watch?v=QZKN8gCiHIo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I Leave for one hour and the thread dies.

Wu lad, and I'm the antagonist

>letting the thread die

shiggy diggy...

some /llsifg/ fag is spam making threads.
nothing new.

50/50
Them mentioning that the story goes up to the "ultimate unification" implies it goes to the conquest of Wu, but that could mean anything. I mean, DW7 went up to that too, but it was just in a cutscene, DW8 ends without even mentioning it.
I think the three big underutilized eras right now (aside from only Jin being playable from 234 onwards and making everything more one-dimensional) are the whole Cao Cao/Liu Bei/Lu Bu/Yuan Shu scuffle over Xu Province and Shouchun that gets skimmed over way too often, Cao Pi's reign, and the conquest of Wu. The first two seem like they may get more justice in DW9, who knows about the third.

>dying before bump limit

what went wrong?

god damn it I should have been paying more attention. I'm sorry guys.

How could you let us down like this user

>letting the thread die

I was busy writhing in horror that somebody turned an ancient fanfic of mine into a sfm animation.

Only saber can save us now.

Liao Hua

This is what happens when you don't take the yellow pill eagg.

The heavens have forsaken us.

still going

What happens in their generals?

I lurk in some really fucking bad generals but at least they keep their autism contained.

Why is it always idolfgas?

So it wasn't because nobody bumped /eagg/...

Yes! Not my fault!

thank christ, I was about to be really disappointed

>idols are attacking our main camp

What the fuck do we do?

>llsifg
Reminds me of this classic from them
pastebin.com/afQ6JSnr

Summon the Donganons!

We shall launch a fire attack against the enemy fleet!

Imagine having this much time on your hands

Calm down Zhu Ran

FIGHT BACK /EAGG/! DON'T LET THEM TAKE OUR MAIN CAMP!

how heavy are those boulders

>page 8 in ten minutes
At least it looks like the mods finally did their jobs

M-MY LORD! THE LU LINGQI POSTERS HAVE ALLIED THEMSELVES WITH THE IDOL SPAM!

PAGE 8 IS LOST

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Starcraft Remastered will save /eagg/

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user, what is this?

explain

youtu.be/KDCPdWX-hhA?t=246

I'm probably not faster than that cow, no. I need more motivation to kill myself.

Someone put together a pack of over 18,000 Starcraft custom maps in anticipation for the remaster's release tomorrow. Among them are dozens of DW custom maps made back in the early 2000s that remade maps from each game for 8 players

Link to the pack?

gitlab.com/scmaps.net/starcraft_brood_war_maps_archive/tree/master

What is she pointing at?

you're a lifesaver user, i'm even more hyped than i was before

meant for

The shack :^)

But it was burned down last thread.

Can't blame this on the lingqifags.

It's a dingy hut made of sticks and clay. It can be rebuilt overnight.

youtube.com/watch?v=QZKN8gCiHIo
Is this any good?

Not really, but the OST is aces

>-Xu Shu is Xun You.
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>he sees your medicine cabinet

Which dynasty was LITERALLY and unironically the most virtuous dynasty

Hard mode: no Qin dynasty

What the fug
DW9 will have Chinese voices???
Fucking finally, that's how the game is meant to be played

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delete this

Save this

Yuan.

A wealthy and prosperous family to the end

All of these people died for nothing

;_;

There's a dude named Helian Bobo.

>spirit of sanada
>every map is just a bunch of rundown shacks in the woods

man. getting through this is rough. i miss castles and boats and villages and basically every environment type besides barren wooden ruins

It gets better around Chapter 8.

But chapter 9 comes after that and it's the Groundhog Day of musou gameplay.

What would you do if you were triple teamed by like twelve Xing Cais and they all gave you a footjob at the same time

Why does Spirit of Sanada take place entirely in Xiapi?

What is she thinking of?

The shack is finally destroyed.

how we're gonna get married in a few days

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I would rather have Xingcai charge at me, tackle me crotch first, leap 20 feet in the air with my head between her legs, then break my neck slamming me to the ground by the sheer power of her thighs

Ok guys, I'll be gone all day tomorrow, don't let the thread die in my absence like today.

To be fair, it wasn't our fault it died.

I like Shu

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I think Liu Bei was a virtuous pagan and now he's in heaven.

Sangoku Kart when?

Hopefully soon.

>Sangoku Kart
>No Wu present
>Jin's sponsor ad got cockblocked by Shu's flag
Hm...

>Wu and Jin not invited

An accurate depiction of the three kingdoms period. Everyone forgot Wu existed and Jin's hiding in the background.

>Zhang Xiu in control of Nanyang
>Liu Yao controlling the Fujian coast
>Gongsun Zan in Bingzhou
>Cao Cao controlling Luoyang
Whoever made this map is an idiot

THE PLOT THICKENS
still no Jin included

The Yuan 袁 family has nothing to do with the Yuan 元 dynasty

Calling it now. DW9 XL will have a joke stage where Shu/Wei will find Xu Shu/Xun You only to find the other guy instead.

One of my biggest regret in life is not taking any drawing lesson

What if Zhuge Liang planned Xu Shu to disguise as Xun You to spy on Wei?

never too late to learn.

it'll be harder, but if you're devoted enough you can master it

Don't have time though. I have so many other things to take care of now I barely have time for vidya much less practicing drawing.

Were Xu Shu and Xun You alive at the same time, I think not, Koei is trying to tell us something

Koei is getting revenge on China for banning lewds by redpilling them with actual history instead

Pang Hui KILLING Guan Yinping

Sophie is helping Lu Bu!

>mfw my husband is a retard

Blame Big Ears for slamming his son to the ground on his head.

>Marrying a retard
Should've stayed single, Xingcai.

lovelive musou when

Serves you right for being a boring cunt. Pretty face alone just doesn't cut it.

I'll have you know Xingcai's cunt is very exciting

Where are the reinforcements?

The enemy is strong! We have to fight harder!

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