/5N@F/ General

Spooky dream bird a cute.
I liked the idea user had of baking cookies with Nightmare Chica that were affronts to God. A nice mix of comfy and spooky.
Story's a little short.

The Day The Clown Cried, starring what's probably everyone's second to least favorite SL character in a story that uses everyone's least favorite idea since scooping.
docs.google.com/document/d/1QqkwGuntNi-TWU6P5ZjEiPx23k6B24yVMLwf253LlXk/edit?usp=sharing

This time it's not invisible.

Aight

There are other ways of making cookies that are affronts to God that don't require a corroded chicken denmother.

Lucifer is a godsend.

Yeah. Just change the eyes a little and everything is fine.

picosong.com/cUR3/
TsunBons are cute

>you will never fug the nightmare hen and watch the cum drip out of from the other holes in her suit

>that electronic stuttering

Here's an exploitable. Why'd you get fired, /5N@F/?

The obvious edit worth doing has already been done.

Breddy gud story aside from some redundant redundancy such as the last sentences of paragraph #5 and other places which were a bit redundant. I liked the ending of Chpt. 2 especially, with the morbid jokes leading up to the gory finale. There is certainly a lot of wasted potential for making Baby spooky as unwitting killers.

I forget who was the voicefag for this, it sounds incredibly familiar.

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when does Connie get spitroasted by Goldie and Purple?

It only took like 30 minutes, too.

THE PHANTOM

repostin

Obligatory.

Not trying to get text to line up with paint but
>Excessive possession of firearms on company property
>Property damage
>Unauthorized modification of company property
>Unauthorized installation of a trapdoor into company property
>Use of said unauthorized trapdoor to access an unauthorized tunnel into the sewers under company property
>Failing to close the opening to the aforementioned sewers
>Wiring the sound system to play "Welcome to the Jungle" on loop
>Odors

Veeky Forums apparently got spammed again, pushing some of the generals off of page 10.

This is just like my Deep Dark Fantasies.

What other reason could there possibly be?

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It was Zaia

I see what you mean, thanks for catching those redundancies. It's really helped to clean the story up..
Thanks for reading!

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The broken english is what makes this one.

boorurino

>Handholding
That's too lewd, even for the booru
Excellent

Reposting a request I filled.
pastebin.com/9bi6P8tA

Also, because last thread ended 500 posts early, I'm gonna go ahead and repost the lemon story as well, on the off chance that nobody saw it.
pastebin.com/freGsJHf

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Well that's, uh. That's not what I meant to do.

I don't prescribe to the Michaeltrap theory. Here's a dumb shitpost story I wrote up over the course of about 45 minutes.
pastebin.com/nJAazcAj

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>you will never give Withered Chica a relaxing oil bath and scrub her unhinged beak

This had me giggling, especially mentioning Malcolm Turnbull.

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A dindu Springtrap is practically an inevitability at this point. sadly.
In Line 21 you forgot to capitalize "Will", but that's not at all a glaring mistake.

It's less cartoonish than the """official""" books, and has better written fight scenes. I got Man of Steel vibes from this with all that wanton destruction and disregard for innocent life, it was great. Loved the cliffhanger, too.

Considering the quick string of jokes and the fast pacing, you're like Gooseman 2.0.

>GRASP CHILD FIRMLY

>build robot to kill children
>specifically tailor the robot to your daughter
>don't program the robot to refrain from targeting your daughter
>don't take measures to keep your daughter away from the robot besides just telling her not to
>don't destroy or reprogram robot after it kills your daughter
>keep robot's AI intact and store it in an underground laboratory where you shock it every day and make it hate you
>send your dipshit son to go "free" the ghost of your daughter who you didn't even care enough about to keep away from your killer robot
>get son killed by your killer robot and your ghost daughter and turned into a skinsuit before he vomits your killer robot and your ghost daughter into a sewer where you have no control over it and now your son probably hates you too
>don't even kill any children besides your own
>turns out it works better if you just go in yourself and stab them
>this entire endeavor was completely pointless
This is the shittiest evil plan I've ever seen, what the fuck was Afton even trying to accomplish

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Kill people.

>implying that Afton cared what happened to his kids

Experiments? Hell if I know. Scott'll probably retcon William into being Purple's brother and partner. Like putting a bandage over a gangrenous stab in the stomach.
The Experiments make this idea even
The Afton family, and really everybody in the series is retarded to an unintentionally comedic level with these last four games. Thank le Reddit and theory videos for encouraging Scott through all this.
He does, though. Why else would he send Michael down to "put her back together"?
Scott can't be assed to make a proper horror game anymore so he rides off of the lorefags and character kiddies. Who cares about the ramifications of a serial killer having a family, and how his children would be effected by his mental problems? Look, Springtrap was Phone Guy this whole time! The Puppet was really Afton's wife! Isn't this DEEP?

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Glad to hear it
I used "at will" as in the phrase, not as in referencing William.
>Gooseman 2.0
Aw shucks

>yfw William Afton is Michael's father
>yfw Michael is Baby's father
>yfw Michael is Purple

Fuuuck that shit
It's probably still going to happen, I may not care about the story as much as I did during 1-3, but goddamnit, it's still going to feel incredibly sucky.

The fight had spilled into a pet store, and the animals were being used as living weapons. >Ennard chucked a cat and a box of puppies. Springtrap groaned. This was just like when they fought in the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant three blocks down.
Thank god I wasn't drinking anything.

Dunno about Baby's father, given that the two boys in 4 are apparently Billy's, but I can definitely see Michael being turned into Purple and having killed the kids. With the twist being that Michael was forced to do the kid killing by William's technology. You can also make the different appearances of Purple into being his "drones" that he commands to do his bidding. Meaning it wasn't necessarily one Purple who killed all those kids, but one for each kid. Scott has a sexual fetish for turning villains into "tragic heroes".
Literally everyone here who's tried doing a serious horror universe did it better than Scott has. It's not funny, it's sad.

The real reason Foxy was out of order in FNAF 1.

youtube.com/watch?v=-WzqqHdFSuk

Hey /5N@F/, I tried my hand at writing a FNAF novel. Give it a read and tell me what you think.
docs.google.com/document/d/1FqJwo-rva7hzbaevcOa0oGq6mH9yUPkcV83js-QAuyI/edit?usp=sharing

>Gate avatar
You have good taste.

>novel

I immediately knew what this was going to be even before I clicked it.

>1500 words in 45 minutes
>33 words per minute
>an average of a new word every other second
I don't know much about writing, but that seems absurdly fast

It's weird how Kira knows absolutely nothing about writing horror. It's honestly shocking how fucking incompetent she is as a writer. It's not enjoyably bad either, there's no artistic intent in it. What a cynical piece of shit this series has become.

It's possible when you have a good idea of what to write.

I'd caterwaul with a bumpkinBon

just let go

Reposting the lewd furry chicken thing since the last thread was taken in its prime.
Feedback is appreciated.

pastebin.com/3BvwY0s1

Do you prefer it smooth and plastic or puffy and soft?

Wow Ace you using a new brush?

I don't want to live in a world where I have to cho-wait a second
Isn't dusty filled with spiders?

>Her head is almost 180% twisted around
Look, as cute as she is, being able to stare into the windows of her soul while playing a game of pickle surprise isn't necessarily arousing to me.

I meant degrees and not %. You still get the point.

Rough and metal.

ok as an IT fag I must know what the fuck is going on In this picture

Worse lady bear.

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm assuming that a windows update went bad, and in trying to find a solution, it gained sentience.

>when your computer becomes a volcano

>eye felt
Thanks Ghost

Sometimes she gets bugs, gosh almighty people get so hung up on the whole bug thing.

I have a fetish for scarecrow girls and dolls, so it's the opposite for me. That makes it super arousing.

np lu bb

I mean, Dusty bun does have a cute bootie. I'll give her that.

Puffy and soft please. You can't aggressively grope plastic. More when?

>Maybe
I'd take that chance.

as a /diy/ke, i suspect expanding foam and a lust for giggles

>pack that ass with feel-good buds to the point that every pat on the rump is the equivalent of a mind-breaking orgasm for her
>Get her completely addicted to ass play till it's all she can think about, rebuild her entire life around her ass

That's fucked up.
That's hot.

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>strap her into a massage chair
>set it to low
>each thumping impact makes the rabbit clench her thighs together as her ass takes the loving abuse
>in mere seconds her wisp of a quiet voice is drowned out by shrill, voicebox-warping moans as the overstimulation continues
>After a few hours you turn the chair off and the once rational little rabbit is completely broken with pleasure, grinding her ass against the chair, begging for it to be turned on again, that she'll do anything for it

>pixiv filename
Christ, it is so fucking weird to think two people's specific drawings of pizza robots have affected even nipponese like that.

The entirety of /FNAF/'s OCfag roster (and Rebornica), circa October 2014.

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Guess where this is originally from.

I'm going to take a risk here, and assume the source material isn't actually porn.

You're correct.

Is it like one of them moe things, then?