/palg/ - Paladins General

drophack

how do i get good as bk

I generally think the servers are just total shit right now. I've been sticking to casuals all day and its been 30-40% just dropped games.

Well Hi-Rez did admit they think the problem is their servers now instead of drophacks.

After my first 100Tp i went from Silver III to Gold V is that normal ?

source

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No, but the balancing decisions are made for both PC and console, which is why they nerfed mobility because aiming someone who's moving and has the high ground is difficult with a controller.

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Hit your stickies, don't stack them explode them right when they hit. You can stack them only when the enemy is stunned by your grumpy. Pick the faster explosion for grumpy legendary.

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thank you friend

Post the virgin walk thing already.

kys

The owl and demon are going to be cute girls aren't they? We are going to get stuck with Maeve and Skye 2.0

My thread

t. silver no one likes queuing with

I'm not your friend. I'm your amigo.

>tfw people save your webms

Feels nice

Always willing to support a fellow Ash enthusiast

>playing viktor on a test map
>balcony where i can see the point, but the other side can't
>i can just spam grenades on the point and do it faster the more people i hit, sometimes hitting the kinessa if i lob it over the partition
>my team chastises me for being a useless dick

god i love paladins

Paladins is a good game

>be viktor
>constantly kill sha lin and kinessa while the rest of my team dies to an mal damba and an makoa (3 of them damba)
>VIKTOR WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU ON THE POINT

THICC

Why weren't you on the point, user? Clearly, the snakeman was their main attacking force.

Hi rez sucks dick.

Sounds about white.

Well, how many people did you call nigger and spic?

rip EzShadows

based hirez

How many niggers did you nig?

lmao what did you say

based hirez /pol/ BTFO'd yet again.

I don't have the champion pack but I can pick any champion in competitive, is this intended?

free champion weekend

She hits a bunch of the right spots so it can't be helped. Pretty happy that Splashbrush made a few pieces with her in them.

Wait is this your twitch account or your ingame account?

Are you the guy who said ni99er to a streamer?

>pick lvl 5 Fernando because all my choices were taken
>using basic loadout + aegis
>Maeve partner
>we still win
Fuck this fag

You probably got reported for "faggot." Because fags are sensitive about that, I guess.

>3 people with deft hands against aegis fernando

Please remove this item hirez

Everytime someone says "speak espanol" or go JAJAJAJAJAJA I type "I dont speak peasant" "Or no habla faggot". If it's one of those games that you knew you were going to lose before it even started sometimes I'll just sit back in the third or fourth round going to translator and really fuck with them you just get so tired of getting these Mexican shitters and deserter penalty is already an hour might as well sit there and troll them

>mfw I spam Mexican things like Taco and Burrito to Spanish players
>Could get ban for racism because of this one day.

I'm Mexican and I fucking hate them monolingual shitters who can't speak English.
It's the fucking NA server. Why aren't they in the Latam server?

I even tell them "hablen Ingles, pendejos"

What's your favorite ult, /palg/? Mine's definitely Evil Mojo-so fun turning a big, mighty FL into a chicken and chasing them around.

>pick any damage that isnt lian, bk, willo or drogoz
>instantly lose
god this meta is fucking awful

I like Zhin's, it sounds and feels pretty powerful and it's nice to see the damage it does. Might be a pleb opinion but I also really like Enlightenment. I think Hi-Rez did a good job giving Lian an ult that just "fits" her if that makes sense.

Utility-wise, I'd say Damba. Making people run around like idiots is fun.

In term of coolness, I'd say Jenos. His line is so good and managing to get at least a kill with it is so satisfying

it fits her but it's really obnoxious to flank then out dm a lian only for her to pop an ult that guaranteed wins her the fight AND he gets bonus ult back for doing so

Zhin's ult

Definitely, it can really feel like some bullshit at times.

You missed Cassie. Also, COD boy and girl ain't so bad for shooting down willo and drogoz now that flanks are dead.

>jumped from plat 5 to plat 2 to diamond 2
lets go boys
the master dream is alive and well

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What if 'best flank' displayed kinessa kills instead of killing blows?

Best of luck, user. Here's hoping you continue to excel.

>Fernando on enemy team
>get destroyed
>finally pick fernando on our team
>someone on enemy team doesn't pick or abandons
fuck this game dude

What if picking Kinessa required to you to pass some aiming exercise?

What if picking Kinessa automatically banned your account?

What if

You've wounded Ash's pride!

Do you take responsibility?

Im in diamond and still playing against aimbotters constantly, fix your shit hi rez

Girls can't love girls!

That depends on how I wounded her pride. Do I have to disembowel myself, or was it mild enough to be solved without my ritual suicide?

i just got hackusated last game for aimbotting with cassie
was that you

no, i just played against a viktor who was constantly locking and flipping 180s

Can't wait for more Fernando nerfs
Hopefully they'll hit Lian and Jenos too finally

>mfw not even trying to win, just trying to get as many fire spit knockbacks as possible

how the fuck do i play as lex on frog isle?

pick someone else

>they actually modelled panties that go with the outfit

>play against an aimbotting tyra
>manage to come out ahead
>drophack

fernando needs to lose incinerate and have 1s removed from his fireball cd

lian needs to not have damage immunity on ult

jenos should need line of sight to heal

treat him like a damage and play aggressively
alternatively keep randomizing your target until you get their flanks and play defensively ruining their fun time the whole game

Most fun frontline?

God damn right I take responsibility.

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ASH

I just had a guy complaining about us having two tanks

>Losing game
>Server drops

I don't know if I should be thankful or worried about Hi-Rez thinking I'm drophacking.

Another aimbotter this time an andro
Make founders pack a requirement to play ranked or something jesus christ

Why was Ying gutted because of her auto healing when Jenos does the same thing she did but way better?

Reported

>no bulge

Hey I just played with him on my team
I'm not taking that L though so you can bet your ass I pocketed him

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Show me your cannon tough guy, I bet mine's bigger.

are you me?
de que parte eres user?

And here I thought I was a big fan of futa.

>2 guys standing on the payload when it's 1 foot away from capping
>shoulder charge one
>kinetic blast the other
>win

Her reveal video suddenly makes way more sense

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