Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Anyone notice that the new dota pros are significantly taller and more handsome than the pros of 3 years ago?

UHHH DOTARDS LMAO???

when do the GOOD teams play?

My favourite heroes are:

>Oracle
>Medusa
>Abaddon

What does this say about me?

Is Terror "lmao 4ult" Blade still good? Last time I played was before talents were in the game.

not really

I wonder if jack did a corner for the chinese panel too
>the westerners call Super an Alien
>also they think Hao is some crossdressing trap

You like spheres

200% fatter too

Defensive playstyle and likes ballzzzz

>game is so good people play it instead of watching streams

amazing

You hate dying in dota

more Slitbreaking tomorrow dotards

is yuru yuri good dotards?
i tried to watch ep1 but akarin is so annoying i don't know if i want to continue

Yo "guy" your sample sizes are even more retarded, cuz you compare like 100 EU players, with the 20 of NA.

IF you want to compare which region is better you should just stfu and aggregate the sums.

I guess this is the narrative you are going after NA got btfo'd throughout the whole year.

> waaaaaah majors don't count only TI counts
> waaaaah liquid is a muslim team no EU
> waaaaaaaaah if we divide the NA earnings by a significantly lower number than the EU earnings NA> EU

And the worst part is that you are not even pretending to be retarded.
You actually devoted time to crunch the numbers.

I heartily chuckled at the thought

complete the following
NA DOTA IS ______________

6"0 vs 5"11
>manlets - when will they learn

best in the world

The International winner

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Yes, I really enjoyed the first two seasons, then it got old a bit.

Will never finish top 8 at any future TI

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Good night dotards
See you tomorrow

Just read the hentai doujins my man. Yurus were made for lewd

>is generic loli bait slice of life good?

hmm i wonder

>yourself
would be 10/10 if it was 'your self'

all anime is trash, like this game

ya its good akarin is cute

steamcommunity.com/groups/antibullyingrangers

dotards I start grad school tomorrow after 5 years of depression/anxiety/agoraphobia and im really nervous about meeting new people and making new friends since all my old friends dont live in my city anymore. Wish me luck.

Good luck freend

you're doing the right thing, good luck, you'll be happier once you get used to things

At leaat Sumail doesn't. Remember how he was acting after winning TI5. EG was precisely how you would expect Chinese to be.

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money.cnn.com/2017/08/12/technology/future/elon-musk-ai-dota-2/index.html

>tfw even mainstreamer media now mocks dendi for losing to a bot

;_;

ppd back to streaming dota and he's playing position 5 only. time for a comeback to dota

holy shit dude you are literally me but instead of 5 years im trying to do it after 3 years. im starting next month though.
wish you good luck

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Dotards?

But Arteezy and Sumail are indeed two souless kids.

"Dont bully me!"
-Dendi, 2017

RATE MY RESHUFFLE (players in order of position 1~5)

Honeypot Gaming
HG.Notail
HG.Arteezy
HG.Zai
HG.Jerax
HG.Fly

Based Geniuses
BG.Resolution
BG.Suma1l
BG.Universe
BG.Cr1t
BG.PPD

good luck lad

prediction points when???

i just want to grab my items and uninstall

post more trenchkino

should i just stop playing? 1k hours in and im still shit

>muh elon musk
baka

>a fucking crumpet

it's a sports anime so it's not real anime, like dbz

Ana isn't leaving OG.
Zai for s4 is a good trade.

Dotardinhos?

RTZ 1
SumaiL 2
Zai 3
n0tail 4
Fly 5
?

what do u mean u dont have friends we are all your friends on d2g :^)

>tfw they said anime makes you a bad dota
WHY WHY WHY? I thought we rid our ecosystem of this evil influence.

There are rumours of arteezy leaving EG to play for Fitjew&his boipucci, and zai&arteezy are pretty much a set menu so zai will tag along too

Why hasn't Envy won TI then? He's been on anime since day 1.

sumail is playing pos4 this year
you heard it first here

>gh
who??
>meme control
who??
>matumbaman
who??
>miracle
okay he was with og
>kuroky
oh yeah he's a veteran

kuroky literally created a team out of nothing and won TI with them

ppd btfo

envy has the worst possible taste in anime
he's like the GoTnigger of the anime world

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Respect for our based chinks and the Queen of dota. TI will be ours next year.

The 5jungs lineup with the 3 core members of nu-liquid (matumba, mindcontrol, kuroky) has been around for a while, old man. They aren't exactly rookies.

>rating Eva 1/10

is code geass good? I watched 2 episodes and thought it was really boring, why do so many weebs like it?

relax
everything will be fine

Who will they replace Cr1t with?

>try dota
>do first match
>guy goes jug
>asks if anyone would pick support veno
>no way I'm going to do anything more than support so I do
>next guy goes tink mid
>third guy goes earthshaker support/gank
>"Alright so we need a hard carry, we can use tink and push late game."
>last guy goes rubrick
>fucking rubrick
>bitches the entire game and disconnects halfway through after calling us fags with no skill
>this after we won our lane and mid was fine and he fed the enemy ember in his lane
is this why people hate dota

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I thought chat wasn't enabled for the first 20games or so

>jugg
>tinker
>shaker
>veno
>rubick
what's the problem again?

Because it's good.
The first two episodes have plenty of action and plot and generally interesting stuff, if you weren't hooked you just have shit taste.

he fed the ember spirit tiny and they went on a rape rampage, never came back from that
I played years ago for like a week, long enough I can't remember hero names

Am I supposed to disagree with this?

half life outdated
doter overrated
long have we waited
card game created

guys when will Veeky Forums go back to how it was bfore this whole altright autism? ppl pol look like a bunch of schizos talking how soros is behind everything, incapable of rational thought

also, if you're not picking clinkz/am safelane you don't deserve +25

replace him with cr1t, and teach him how to draft

>PPD stream
>"winter wyvern only stream"
>stream loads
>You will respawn in 25 seconds
>6 deaths

just a winter wyvern man, what can ya do

he's playing cm you dunce

>5jungs
they had the best intro song ever youtube.com/watch?v=PA260d6BYQI

kuro can i come back?
n0lans was a mistake

>no theme intro music in TI5

What went wrong

i noticed that when i was typing the captcha but i already wrote out my post so i thought fuck it yknow

Has SingSing announced what team he's joining yet

ded thread
ded gaem

>move to new apartment
>ping keeps spiking to 1400
>peruvian teammates

Some please add this to the pic

is NGE good? I watched 2 episodes and thought it was really boring, why do so many weebs like it?

the only team he could compete with is bulldog's meme stack, he's washed up and bad