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They draw cute octos.

Anyone got the name/blog?

rape woomy

So where's the discord link that you promised, OP?

>Grinding chunks of some ugly shoes
>Get a pretty good set-up inadvertently
>Have enough chunks to get the 3rd ink resist
Should I? Is there anything orange arrows go with? Also common abilities are a fucking meme, I filled in 11 or 12 Takoroka slots and didn't get a single special charge up.

I like her, and even though I have a waifu, I wouldn't be opposed to roughly and firmly mating pressing a squid while her tongue plunders my mouth.

I'll draw 3 woomies and 1 spaghetti. It's for a comic. If your wearing power armor, it will not be accepted.

Post woomies wearing sandals!

My ISP just fixed my internet.
Couldn't play the entire weekend. going to try the Brella tonight. What should I expect?

I got the whole shebang RIGHT HERE. I'm glad I saved the whole damn thing. Other picture will come up after this one.

REMINDER:
If you can't beat the tri-slosher and complain about it, you're terrible at this game and might as well stop playing.

here's a spag

Im new here.

what's a woomy? why are you guys calling inklings that exactly?

Woomies are the ladies. They're called that because they go "woomy"

The brella will take some time getting used to, but once you get the hang of it, you can fuck shit up

Crutchbucketfag detected

Reposting for posterity since it was so close to the end out the thread.

Boomy boomy in my woomy
So tight in there let's make it roomy
Boomy boomy in my woomy
Red runs down my woomy's coony
Just in time for me to boomy
Boomy boomy in my woomy

In regular nintendo fashion, there's no real voice acting in the game, just gibberish. The girl squids say WOOMY sometimes, like when they superjump or whatever. The boys say something different. Woomy stuck.

wow this is neat wish I was around in this general back when I was playing the first game.

Inkling girls are called woomy because that's what some people think they say. They aren't actually saying woomy if you actually listen closely but memes can't be defeated with logic.

Whoops, old one.

Is this Callie's new hit single

And the one without text. There you go, squiddo.

Tri slosher needs a nerf right fucking now
>Fast shooting
>Insane ink coverage
>Insane special charge
>Ink Armor
>Splat Bombs
>2 shots KO

Literally no other weapon of the same or similar range can compete. I fucking hate this weapon and I fucking hate being forced to use it if I ever intend to win in ranked.

So pork exists in this universe? Or at least the word? Is this normal lexicon? I thought all the mammals except the Judds were gone. Someone please explain this.

Woomy is catchy though.

You sound like a Redditor.

Here's mine if you want to draw it.

What?

Squid taxes!

Crutchbrushfag detected

man it sucks so hard that you need an amiibo just to take stylish fresh photos.

wish Nintendo gave us a selfie mode in this game to take pics and sit in the chairs and pose and shit.

Exactly. Memes can't be defeated.

Well alrighty then.

WOOMY

Pls

A woomy is just a play on words cuz we wanna be in their wombs

Here's my hooligan spag if you wanna draw him

got mine here if you like

Tentatek is more widely used.

Everyone, please! Share your energy with me!

Alright. It'll take a few days.

thanks a bunch user! I miss those old drawfags. Hope vectorfriend has been well

>didn't use screenshot button

A weapon that's really good at spreading ink. Less so at securing kills. It's a 2-shot at close range.

Lil Woomy comes home late one night,
Woomy enters a room with little to no light
Lil Woomy must not resist
Sweet Lil Woomy plz don't fight
As I fill your Lil Woomy Womb with bliss.

Can some make "the virgin team player" vs. " the chad lone wolf"
>plays the objective, gets kills when necessary
>plays every mode like turf war
>to pussy to grab the rainmaker, waits for other team members and escorts them
>has never shot the rainmaker barrier in his life
>tries to coordinate with team
>spends the entire match trying to spawn camp the enemy
>plans flanking routes and strategically superjumps depending on the situation
>only leaves spawn to superjump on a teammate being 3v1'd
>breaks his bar constantly, every rank up comes with grueling effort
>has yet to leave C-rank
>practices different weapon kits and combos
>has never used a special in his life
>grinds for perfect gear
>still wearing starter clothing
>struggles with aiming, is often outgunned
>enemies voluntarily walk into his crosshairs
>chooses splatfest teams meticulously, balances between waifu and preference of choices
>has never participated in a splatfest

Places to take fresh photos in without amiibos: Victory screen, trying on clothing/hats/shoes, trying on weapons
The freshness is cancelled out if you take a photo with your phone

I believe in you user

After a ranked match, how does the game determine the order of players on the scoreboard?

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if you want it

W-woomy

Screenshots are for niggers

You've got this mate

Don't try and rush it. Take your time.

I literally said that I hate being forced to use the crutchbucket, can you read?

Yuta. I'm trying to find their Twitter handle in my List, but I can't. Hm.

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We got this.

We love you drawfag

You're quite disturbed

What rank are you user?

You're gross
Just git gud.

those are nice but so limited since you can't get a good close-up of your squid.

I really wish I was better at the Splatling, but I always find a way to get caught with my pants down.

I know you can do this, user. As silly as this sounds, have faith in your team!

What's best? Special saver or special charge up? I really like super jumping + splashdown

Charge up, special saver if you're bad

Do you need 1 or 2 wins to rank up?

Charge Up. Even if you somehow plan on being dead a lot.

Charge up gets you your special faster, so it's way better. Even if you die a lot, it's still better since it gets you back into the fray quicker when you ink enough turf.

If it's ranked though, you have no time to ink the turf to get to the objective.

We actually held lead up until last 20 secs and they pushed on us. I couldn't build up sting ray in time to deny them and got splatted. I'm so butthurt right now

You should always be inking enemy turf to be sure they can't sneak up on you. Any mode.

You and me both. It's impossible to choose.

You'll do better next time. A loss is just a learning experience after all

Shit, at least it was well fought.

You put up a good fight. A loss may sting at first, but it does give you experience so you can improve. I've had tons of close matches like that- at least you weren't completely stomped.
You did great, user. I'm sure you'll rank up soon.
Inking enemy turf to deny them mobility is super important, especially in Ranked. It opens up mobility options for both you and your team, too. I'm not saying ink everything like in Turf War or anything, but inking turf in Ranked is still important.

Should have gone with a luna blaster like CM2, he clearly carried your shitty team

How many times did your meter break in S, user?

I'm up for league, Pair or Quad. Can make or join a room, NA as well.

SW-8362-1160-8635

>get to A+ and S
>Literally just keep deranking and going back and forth

How the fuck did this game stop being fun right at this point, what the fuck why does everyone suck and then not suck and then back to sucking holy shit fuck this

you aren't ready for S rank

>tfw every time I lose a ranked battle, the center and even parts of our side of the map is covered in enemy ink
>vice versa if we win
You may be on to something.

Reminder that everyone time you turn your game off I weird things to your woomy.

What the fuck is the optimal way to chunk your gear up?

user, take pictures.

>Used up all my mobile data playing Splatoon 2 at work.
LOCK ME UP SQUIGGA

If she just goes into squid form can't she escape the bindings?