/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General

Me

Check this out fuccboi

Watermelon is the most UNRIVALED of fruits
Fruitlets go away

A mango is just a gay apple

A pear is just a retarded apple

Avacado can become guacamole, and goes on chips perfectly.

Thanks for sharing tyrone

Tasteless bullshit is what it is.

>Implying mango doesn't go perfectly with chips
Try it sometime and be amazed.

Are you guys ready for Shirou's movie?

Already have my ticket ordered and my Sakura shirt fitted.

Will we get alternating SR rate-ups for part 1 summer '17?

Still waiting.

Watermelon is overrated celery. At least celery goes well with peanut-butter.

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What kind of chips would you recommend?

Based

Tomatoes

Useless on its own. Only works when combined with various things.

>tomato
>fruit

epic meme my friend :)

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Apple.

Dumb fruit which only has value when treated like a vegetable.

>The tomato is the edible fruit of Solanum lycopersicum
;-)

>not knowing the pleasure of biting into a juicy bitter tomato

Tomatoes are tier 0, fucking great

Pear.
Durian.

Vegetable is a culinary distinction. Thus when used as food it is a vegetable.

Will part 2 have new map/mats?

Orange

Oh hey they changed Edison's height/weight. It was 182cm/88kg before.

>tfw his Strength is still E

Should I try this?

Its like seedy pulpy jizz. They then squirt their pulp all over your face, and it tastes gross.

Tomatoes are not appetizing whole; only diced or made into a sauce.

The fuck else would you use a tomato for? And don't say masturbatory aid, that'd presumably sting like a bitch.

Yes. It says so in the news.

when is part 2

No, tomato sauce is a vegetable (thank you Amerifats), the tomato is a fruit.

No, it makes mustard gas

If you want to fuck up your hand sure.

This is some bullshit you're saying right now. A fruit can't magically become a vegetable when it becomes a sauce. If its vegetable sauce, then it was always a vegetable.

This anime is great so far. Me and my gf (non-TM fan) really enjoys waiting for this every week and watching it together on Skype (long distance sucks)

Music is good and I felt that without this soundtrack things wouldn't been this immersive that I ignored the derp faces when the Gardens came out. What an OP noble phantasm! Medea has nothing on her (looking at those infinite producing Skeleton warriors)

I hope Shakespeare does something though, he's the most boring character atm (even Spartacus is better right now).

Jeanne scenes were great, Vlad's battle declaration was epic imo. Astolfo commenting on how Vlad having a horse was hilarious.

9/10

You: *Shnort* Hey Stayshey, did you know that Tomatoesh are fruitsh, haha
Stacey: Umm, Chad, this guy is bothering me
Chad: No prob babe, I'l deal with this chump
Then you get swirlied

Only if you stream is and use your fucked hand as a summoning catalyst for all of your quartz.

>>>/MAL/

>no news

Just...a....few.....more...days

>186070185
Subscribed

>Saber with tits
Such heresy.

Did you forget that this is the same country which almost classified ketchup as a vegetable?

It's not like you will get her anyway :)

youtube.com/watch?v=QagEA3OsjKs

Rate all the summer servant NPs based on the animation

>Rin
7/10
>Nito
7/10
>Fran
8/10
>Helena
9/10
>Nero
10/10
>Mama
6/10
>Nobu
9/10
>Alter
8/10

Even thoughI think this guy is a retard, I am honestly jealous of his ability to unequivocally enjoy bad things without any reservations.

wtf I tried this and now my computer has a virus. Why'd you do this bros?

We're talking about fruits, not fruits being used as food.
Tomato get a pass because biologically it's a fruit.

Durian

>he's never had a tomato sandwich
I pray for you

Keep your bad RNG to yourself, I always get my waifus.

Welcome to fruit general.

>He fell for the cookies without flour meme
Good job turning your oven into a bomb.

>Vegetablefag shitposting again

>There are people here who don't know the joy of an avocado and turkey sandwich

Truly the most tasteless of faggots.

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I would put mama higher. The animation for the actual throw is pretty nice.

reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/6tkra1/who_is_the_most_popular_fgo_reddit_poster/

who is the most popular fgog poster?

Fruit Grand Order General
It fits.

>calls others tasteless faggot
>posts Astolfo

Anyone else think this time the bronze material is the hardest to farm? Junk parts prices are ridiculous.

I don't know if they exist outside of Texas but Calidad brand tortilla chips are god-tier.

Me

All this food. Someone post jack.

This guy

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HOLY FUCK CALM DOWN user.
I'm sure you'll get her.

Mama's NP was pretty underwhelming.

>reddit
Certainly not you

The Guan Yu fag

Now we're talkin.

Is this the APEX of Freedom?

Rin - 8.5/10 (would be a 9 with another np animation, not that it's bad but eh)
Nito - 9.5/10
Fran - 8.5/10
Nero - 9/10
Nobu : 8/10
What I've saw from Raikou and Helena I really didn't like. Alter design is retarded to begin with. It hurts that Nero has such good animations.

As you wish, milord

Especially if you compare it to her berserker version's NP.

The dead Liz thead poster need a mention.

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Can lancelot compete against summer helena's minigun?

Just looking at that is enough to make someone gain weight.

HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF BROS DUDE IT'S NOT FAIR KEKKEKFAG BTFO WEW LAD

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Tomato > Lancelot

MEDB BTFO

It would be more than a harmless toy in his hands

Why did Liz thread an hero?
How do u know?