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>a nigger will never win ti
second for Silph
first for nyahooo
- moon
- s4
- zai
- forev
- 33 (ewwww)
2 of those declined to join secret, 3rd option joined secret, who was it?
just need to blackface and be trans nigger
Did anyone beat the Nevermore AI?
>2 of those declined to join secret
poopey eternally btfo
any one have the non buchered OP pasta
>Secret.SexyBamboe
>Doing my best as support
>Team is literally complaining the entire game but I haven't said a word because I know they'll start flinging shit at me
>Forget to buy wards for a few minutes
>Someone start screeching at me 30 minutes into the game complaining about how I'm never warding ever and "you're support, no one else can buy wards but you" [sic]
Okay, dotards. You want to explain this shit to me? Is 60 gold too much trouble for these retarded fucks with 10 deaths to buy? I don't fucking understand what kind of explanation there can be for you to not be able to buy wards yourself if I forget.
Why do players still trust EE? He has nothing to be an actual champion ever. Some perpetual shokers like rtz could gain maturity to become more solid pros (or not). But this guy will will always be a grown up autistic weeb shit. Why is even allowed to captain?
>inb4 anime won Ti7
Koroko was just a link between liquids that further bound them together as a team of friends. Also liking mangas != being a weeb shit.
yeah people cheesed it
couldn't handle courier baiting apparently
>s4
likely not going to leave OG (at least not for Kekrekt)
>zai
likely not going to leave EG (at least not for Kekrekt)
>forev
likely declined
>w33
LUL likely not even offered
>moon
hmm
my guess would be forev and zai declined and moon accepted
because regardless what you think he gets to ti
A CEO can clean his toilet but he'd rather ruin the janitor's day instead.
33 is the jewboy, hellraiser's offlane
>tfw the first 2 offlaners you ask to join decline and you have to settle for your 3rd choice
>this is a cosmetic in LoL
Even cosmetics in LoL are just stolen content LMAO, has riot done anything original?
Well mostly the problem falls on courier usage.
>buy wards from base
>can't delivery it via courier because retards using it evverytime
>have to portal back to base or die ganking to retrieve it
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They must have paid Dendi to lose in front of 1 million people in a humiliating fashion so they can advertise their stupid project.
They give you an AI and tell you it's unbeatable, it's common sense that you wont win if you play by the rules. He didn't even try to cheese it.
So did a bunch of tier 2 teams and a pubstack of literally whos from balkans. Getting there means nothing in terms of premier dota.
Secret.Beesa
>dude from bulgaria
>using "gallons"
And that's how I knew you're lying. The average person in bulgaria wouldn't even know what a gallon is.
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>secret somehow managed to keep their strongest payers, while removing their weakest
wow
oh. is he any good?
what position would Beesa play?
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He's a winner of the 2014 Veeky Forums masters
take that as you will
he's not tier 1, but he played his first TI this year
"Gallons" is pretty often used as a euphemism for "fuckton of" in Russia for example, despite nobody knowing imperial measures. You can fuck off, Inspector Reddit.
i think beesa will end up playing the carry
hmm beesa...would have to be the carry...
Secret.Resolution inc
OG RIME
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
pos6 cockwarmer
If I was trying to attract attention I'd say I know Mason or Sumail. Mind_Control is just some background player that isn't getting immense recognition.
They even showed him on national TV and said he's getting approx 1.3 million dollars after tax conversion.
>bulgaria
>russia
youtube.com
He is going to buy that sailboat and go sail with his brother. Comfy.
your logic was shown to be faulty. now neck yourself autistic contrarian faggot.
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Who will it be?
I'm from Bulgaria, not MC's city tho.
Can confirm that no one here would say that. If he wanted to use a metaphor he would say "a shitton of energy drinks", if he wanted to be specific he would say "litres".
Fuck off impostors, MC spends most of his time in the Liquid team house anyway.
Secret.Resolution
Secret.MidOne
Secret.Dendi
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lad i think you've fucked up, EG was TI4-TI6 not TI3-TI6
Hey can I join your team user?
Eg was literally only 'dominant' from ti4 to ti5, post ti5 they where never a top 1 team, let alone 'dominant'
How do we fix him ?
Literally no "national" television (I watched the news on all 3 of them) covered the event. Give me a link to the report.
And no, "they wrote an article on their website" isn't the same as "they had a segment on the evening news about it".
>someone tried to pee and grabbed the flag and it broke
>""""it was the greatest trip in my entire life""""
unironically better than ana
WAS MATU THE CAPTAIN IN 4A&SC ??
>top 1 team
stupid fuck, they were top 3 at every major event frm ti4-ti6 under PPD.
which player/team are you rooting for ti8 d2g?
im honestly rooting for sccc
Is Bulba /ourguy/?
EG got 3rd place in TI4 and TI6, not sure what your deal is
chyna
they can keep him
Trixi :-DDDDDDDDD
He was the seacaptain but not the captain
three top3's in a row lad
>lmao they didn't win anything but they where dominat xdxDxxDXdx
You're forcing a meme really hard to make it out like there is a dominant team ever 3 years. EG was dominant for 1 year. That's it.
What exactly are pro players doing to acquire half a million first blood kills on their profiles? It's obviously not from getting real first bloods.
SCCC has 130k first bloods which is mathematically improbable even if you've played ranked matches since the release of DoTA 2.
well that's not top 1 is it
>my favorite memory from boat is
>two friends vomiting while I laugh
reminder that the new heroes will be sub league of legends trash and usher in the final death of dota
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I'm pretty sure Alliance is better desu
he should join seecret
>anything before TI7
>relevant
hehe
EG is just another Navi
probably bot games or something
>b-but my honeypot lans!
EG was _the_ team to beat at TI every year for 3 years because of how dominant they were
then why the fuck arent you retards questioning the na'vi part of his picture? na'vi only won TI1, they weren't top1 after that XDD
How do we make UK dota great?
three TI grandfinals in a row lad
it was never great to begin with
you dont because dota needs to die
We are, Alliance has always been better than Na'Vi
those stats are bugged
why are you so butthurt
>Newbee only did well against Chinese teams >Still got to grand finals
China needs less slots to avoid shit like this, LFY and even VP were overall clearly stronger than Newbee.
Three games in a row lad
How will Valve try to get Dendi to TI8?
If they were, why did they lose :thinking
>when prizepools were shit and competition was bad
>honeypots mean nothing because eg Lost most of them!
>EG where the team to beat because they never won a honeypot
you literally make 0 sense lad
TI 1 period doesn't matter, then navi won like every western tournament between ti 1 and 2
then allaince own every tournament before ti3, then navi won every touranmer the second half of 2013
then dk won everything the first half of 2014, then eg won everything the second half of 2014 (so not even really a year)
then secret won everything the first half of 2015, then no one really dominated anything until Liquid just won like 5 lans in a row or some shit and then TI
People are memeing this 'dominaint' image hard because they want to live in this fantasy world where teams have long periods of dominance like some fucking kingdom when in reality no one post ti2 has stayed dominant for more than 6 months
Reminder that patch is getting announced this week.
when will people playing with EE realize hes a massive Shartour level shitter
they'll connect a usb to his brain and let the AI control his body to play dota
so pre-2017
yeah
reminder that only true alpha males play postition 4
So how do we make it great
you can't make something great if it's not great to begin with
I would like to remind the rest of the world who is on top :)
>2million more than the last year
TI4 is when TI's started mattering
alliance literally won pocket change