Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Yes, yes

HOWEVER...

boy i'll tell you i hate when someone picks techies on my pubs hyuk hyuk huk

What is the DotA Two equivalent of this .webm ?

Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, cucky?

Where are the wards?
Don't even think about buying boots anytime soon.

Check the server. We're on US East. This is My House.
See that scoreboard? Whose that carry? Say it.
That's right. It's me. I am this team.

Get to prepping, yuro.
It's all you're good for and you know it.
You're lucky to still be on the team at all

i see
i always wanted to watch some 1-2k mmr games to see what are they like

Huh? What happened with Chi Long Qua? The channel seems to be gone completely.

who is this hero

yes

no one gives a shit about you bsj

refresher invotard

THE ROSTER CHANGE SEASON HAS STARTED
Secret:
out: Khezzu, MP
in: ?, ? (khezzu has confirmed that puppey's 3rd choice for an offlaner wants to play for team secret)

C9:
out: PLD
in: ?

Say that to my face

>look mom I posted it again!
Shouldn't you be back to school shopping?

>that physical separation from the females
i wasnt aware he was gay

lina for sure, although windrunner would be close

Its like, watching professional DOTA 2 except being like "why the fuck are they doing that" and how are they winning with shitty strategies like this or "mid IO" and it WORKS

.t Shartourcuck

i'd bang the one the middle

wat he's like 5'6

I feel sorry for the acid attack victim, but the race mixed heretical girl doesn't look bad desu

>posting the same images over and over
Shitposting is an art, user. At least try to color inside of the lines.

WHY ARE INVOKER HANDS CRASHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I THOUGHT THEY WERE SAFE FROM FLUCTUATIONS

>Bringing up something artour said years ago

That's just not fair man

How much are they?

Danish captains
not even once

cuz it's shit

40 bucks to 16 and falling

>VP staying together
I mean, as a VP fan I'm sort of glad but sort of sad because they're a strong team that will never win anything except for when T2 teams like Secret make it to the final and they meme on them
Then again this is the strongest CIS team in years so I guess keep it going since there's not much else going on in the region

got mine for 10 euro

>he is not aligned to the one true God in heaven

>Play with Bulba
>Blame Maelk
Lel, americans

Go make another team with Bulba on anything but coach

>all it does is add a slight glow to your hands and change the visuals of the alacrity symbol above your head
this crash was inevitable and you know it

>shit talking based maelk
faggot

NAdota without PPD
not even once

fuck off jacob you were shit

TI7 was just a pathetic honeypot anyway, and EG will never give a fuck about a honeypot. They will win TI8 because it will have a bigger and greater prizepool worth their attention and effort.

The only issue with NAdota is that nadotards convinced themselves that ppd's skill would rub off. Without him they're back in 2012

So will NAdota be eternally reduced at posting MUUUH PEEPOODEE forever?

I'm sure there must be something else remarkable from the whole NAscene. Even if it's just one thing.

>it's a legendary EG year

1. Arteezy
2. MidOne
3. Zai
4. Yapz0r
5. Puppey

Its bullshit but i want it anyway

What new Esports orgs do you see investing in Dota2 in the near future?

I bet immortals is now looking for one. Tempo Storm maybe?

>So will Yuropoordota be eternally reduced at posting muh mudslime dota forever?

>I'm sure there must be something else remarkable from the whole yuropoor scene. Even if it's just one thing.

At least he realized he was shit and stopped playing, unlike Boolba

>Jimmster "Hoe" Hoe-Hoe

true but that hasn't stopped him from forcing his way into every possible scene thanks to connections

>WAH WAH
>DONT BULLY OUR BOY ;_;

>tempo storm
fuck off reynad

>EG winning TI
>Any non-chinese team winning on an even year

Foolish weilo

>Tempo Storm

Literally who?

seems like that really worked out for you maelk

tempostorm is blizzard's lapdog you retard

>Liquid wins TI
>MUH MUSLIM
>When it's pakistan -97% muslim country- it's fine

>bully
Son, you couldn't bully a 2k pinoy monkey

NA salt and can't accept a multi national team.

What's so hard to understand about "stopped playing"? And the only reason Bulba got 8x as much money is because the pricepools increased by more than 10x

G2 could pull off a doter team
Astralis could just sign danish bears and boost brand equity i suppose

muslims belong in pakistan
inb4 some assblasted indian shitskin says otherwise

>euros have been shitposting about
>haha EG muslim pakis shitskins XDD!!!!" for 2 years straight

>Liquid wins
>wtf no bully pls!!11 we dindu nuffin

hello jark

Not playing it until Slark buffs.

eg = 20% muslim
liquid = 60% muslim

follows the demographic trend well

>tempostorm
if only to see autismal forehead faggot get verally assaulted and mentally destroyed by peter pan

OATH.

Open AI Team of Humans.

All NAdota can do to stay relevant is pol-posting. It's what they have been doon since soon after TI5.

asstralis wouldn't go into dota imagine how assblasted gotards would be
muh favorite child muh major money blablabla

gh is christian
only kuroky and miracle are muslim

PETER CLAUDE VAN DAGER

is back

> the only reason Bulba got 8x as much money is because the pricepools increased by more than 10x
remaining on relevant teams and qualifying for relevant lans had nothing to do with it
meanwhile maelk burnt his contacts trying to leech into another scene and still was forced to come crawling back to suckle at gaben's teat

>when your AM is farmed as fuck but he throws the game by getting greedy and blinking in alone to 1v5 the enemy team in their jungle

was envyus ever in dota? i cant remember

either way that brand has no way of succeeding because of EE ruining any brand equity attached to the name "envy"

>remaining on relevant teams and qualifying for relevant lans had nothing to do with it
Yeah, I know that it had something to do with Bulba dragging down good teams. I'm sorry I insulted your NAdotard ego, pls don't be too angry

...

Daily reminder that Team Secret has an all girls CS:GO team filled with babes

>I'm sorry I insulted your NAdotard ego, pls don't be too angry
this is rich coming from a yuropoor so butt devastated that bulba remains relevant in dota that he has to shitpost about it

Too bad their all boys Dota team is filled with faggots.

So it's confirmed then...

1. EG.Mason
2. EG.Sumail
3. EG.mss
4. EG.zai
5. EG.bulba

I'm from NA. I did not like EG winning TI5 because of all the shitskins. I don't like Liquid winning because of all the shitskins.

>first thing Puppey does kick all weak link

really the best captain ever

Remember that time when GH forgot to blink as Slardar with Matu inside of him?
It was funny to me.

go cheer for Alliance then /pol/ trash

you forgot EG.bulldong

im proud of my boy arteezy, he said no to the ruskie gotard babes and just played invoker until 9k when he was on secret

top lad

>/pol/
>cheering for a Swedish team

i dont know if khezzu was the weak link tho

i agree with MP leaving but i thought midone had some troubles in some matchups. if puppey is taking back arteezy for the third time then i guess he'll cover some of midone's hero pool issues

Is ppd coming back as a captain?

SK Gaming prolly. Then they'll poach Kuroky.

>bulba remains relevant
>never achieved any good let alone remarkable results
>the butt of every joke and synonym for nepotism and incompetence
>on average earned ~$40k a year in his "professional career"
woah

every player brainfarts every now and then

>bulba is now the best NAdota has to offer

i think day9 made ppd want to be a player again just so he didnt have to do another panel with him