When you're driving down the freeway and suddenly realize your keys aren't in your pocket

kek I wish.

>put earbuds in
>put on beanie
>put on helmet
>strap helmet
>do up jacket
>don gloves
>ride 10 feet
>earbud falls out of your ear

The worst.

>try to poke it back in with your finger
>make it worse

>tfw can lock and unlock my car through an app on my phone

The future is here boys

If you wear jeans or something with back pockets, keep them there. It's still a bitch but you can usually fish them out

is this australia ?

certainly looks it.

When you zip tie a spare under your car and easily access it and don't have to call a lockout guy for $100

I have one taped behind the wheel wells.

>when you drive to the liquor store and realize you left your wallet at home

>Smash n grab

>When you hide your spare on the car but someone finds it and steals your car
Police found it two weeks later with more gas so i guess i cant really complain.

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I'd be too worried of them falling out of my pocket desu.

It is.

>forget to unplug car
>50ft extension cord getting dragged underneath
>Get tailgated
>He runs over the cord and fucks up my block heater
Such is life in a frozen shithole

hey buddy, I'll replace the cylinder lock eventually. But it has bigger problems right now.

Plus, I technically can lock it, but then to unlock it I need to climb in through the hatch. And the lift gate support struts are broken, so the hatch crushes your spine as you clamber in.

is the cable charging the battery so it survives a bunch of -100° nights or is this just some boring hybrid/electric parking lot

he said block heater in the post homie

Neither, it's oil pan and/or block heaters so that the car can start.

I did that literally right after the driving test.

>WTF?
>Old school key has to be in ignition slot to start vehicle
>New cars use push button system so it doesn't matter
What is OP smoking?

very interesting, i'm not from the US so i'm only learning about those now thx

>when you're driving down the freeway and suddenly realize your keys aren't in the ignition

>when you're driving down the freeway and suddenly realize you forgot your car

My biggest fear is accidentally turning the ign back while driving and locking the steering with no key in it to unlock

He prob has one of the new cars that don't require the key into ignition.

these set your car on fire nigga

insurance adjuster here, you wouldn't believe how many homes burn down due to shitty block heaters

usually they're factory/dealer installed Ford ones

>Driving at night
>Flick off lights
>Wew its spooky dark
>Flick back on

Anyone else done this?

>driving at night
>guy in front of me turning at stopsign, im turning too
>turn, cut lights and gun it
>by the time im down the road the guy has done his turn and im just gone

Yes, on highway straights. Also I've driven a bit on an empty highway I know well anight of full moon. Incredible to be able to see without light.

>when you're driving down the freeway and suddenly realize you're sitting there making retarded noises while cartwheeling down the road

>Go outside to start car
>Go back inside to take a shit
>Come back out
>Car isnt running
>Wont start again

>Lock keys in old shitbox
>Use a random house key for the hell of it
>Unlocks the door

OMG yes I do that a lot

When you're walking in to your destination and realized you forgot to remove your seatbelt

This sort of thing could actually happen if you have a remote key.
You have to have to remote to crank the car, but the car will stay on of the remote is removed.
If you turn the car off you cant crank it back up though.

Some cars start bitching if you get the key fob out of the car tho

>driving at night
>turn off lights
>can't tell the difference because of excessive light pollution

>riding with headphones

I used to do that shit but I think it's a bad idea. Can't hear shit, plus you have to crank up the volume to hear over the bike and any wind noise.

>tfw Canadian
>tfw try this to be sp0opy
>tfw fucking daytime running lights remain on, lighting my way

I am going to disable my DRLs when the weather improves and I can crawl inside the engine bay to get at the connection.

>Not having earplugs that cancel out wind noise and somewhat dampen other noises
>not enjoying both riding and music
lmaoing at ur life senpai stop being poor

lmao at you not being able to hear a car racing up behind you or a horn warning you you're about to get hit

lmao you being crippled for life from an otherwise minor accident

>key slides out of ignition while car is running
>start car
>take key out
>lock doors
>go inside
>come out later
>unlock car
>car is now warmed up

>when you're driving down the freeway and you realize you're not in the car

>"The order is this; Rig for silent drive!"

>when you leave your keys in the car to fill up gas and your car automatically locks itself

I did it after taking my car to be registered at the DMV, kek.

>driving at night
>hit bump
>headlights go off
>they won't come back on

Every
Fucking
Time

Try engaging your parking brake SLIGHTLY, that turns mine off

I got a copy made that unlocks the car but doesn't start it. I don't keep anything valuable in it so the worst that could happen is I come back to some homeless person asleep in the back.

>driving my Prius
>drinking Starbucks
>stop at stoplight
>wobble-vroom-vroom machine shuts off
>shit soymilk in my skinny jeans
>light goes green
>press floor lever
>starts back up
>"whoooo that was close!"
>go home, do shots of cum mixed with vodka.

Pic related, it's me.

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>mfw when my car has a keypad and I will never ever get locked out. Ever.

Did that once when my bmw overheated. Hurriedly tried to shut it off while stopping. Ended up spinning around 360 at 60 mph. Somehow didn't die.1

I literally wish I could murder that fucking faggot based solely on his appearance in the picture.

Best investment I made.
But it was a magnetic box.
VERY strong magnet.

>went to my friends unlit neighborhood at 1am to drop him off
>"wonder what itll be like with no lights"
>flick lights off
>DRLs come on
>DRLs are bright enough that i can still drive fine
Probably a good direction for the automotive industry to be going in desu, i can see people fine if they dont turn their lights on at night this way

Is that your cat?
This cat poster knows my pain.

Lmao, the liquor store is a block away from my house

>do tooje
>try to be like dagoomi and flick off lights
>cant see anything with trees around the road
>flick lights back on
>in the very same second a moose jumps out on the road
>BARELY manage to avaoid it

never again anons

Based Ford

>Driving at night
>Fuck shit goddamn can't see a fucking thing
>Parents turned my lights off because ?????
Every time they visit

where is this in aus? it looks like a road I used to drive on a lot.

someday i wanna try that headlight off initial d maneuver to pass someone

I just use earplugs desu.
it cancels some of the noise, but not enough that I can't hear my surroundings.

Used to do this in old truck. Called it ghosting when I would approach another car, cut the lights and follow them for 1/2 mile or so, then speed around them and turn lights on once i was a few hundred yards ahead of them.

I've done it to run red lights at night.

It's probably somewhere near Lemont, Tasmania.

you're a fucking faggot too