>rainmaker overtime >activate baller and make a path for rainmaker >saw enemy squid on the edge >got distracted and tried to kill him >lost because rainmaker died >mfw we could have won if I didn't get distracted S-sorry Rainmaker-kun...
Logan Smith
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Daniel Allen
Reminder that if Pearl could actually speak she'd sound like this youtu.be/z5pPaZ-w78M
Ian Thompson
Reminder that Octarians stole Zapfish to power their Octoweapons of mass destruction, not lightbulbs (unless these lightbulbs are on octoweapons, of course).
Josiah Wood
Is there any better feeling than knowing that you personally lost the game?
>respawn on the reef >all teammates are at mid >enemy raimakrr takes the hallway shortcut and beeline for the goal >only I can stop him >hit my first shot on the slosher >miss the second because I'm adjusting/refocusing my camera >he dunks
AAAAHHHHH
Kevin Martin
>Octobrush >Flingza Roller >E-Liter 3K Fuck this goddamn shift.
Nicholas Jones
>no money from salmon run >no money to scrub my gear
Why even bother today
Ethan Watson
Think about playable octolings for just one second and stop fangasming. This shit is the same deal as Splatoon. They were listed as a 3rd character option for the computer and not for the player. They have unused items because they're for the computer and not for the player. It's not uncommon for everything not to be available to the player. I swear to the Squid Sisters you guys are fucking retarded.
Asher Roberts
I guess I conveniently don't remember that grating voice from Voltron.
