/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Has anyone here playing AWOIAF know if training is not supposed to work on regular troops? It feels like it's only working on my companions.

fuck off you starving vodka nigger

No, fuck you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think youre so tough.

t. assmad americuck

what about the red wars

I regret swearing not to "more like x" anymore. Had it not been for that promise I would have told you something about starvingposting.

t. malnourished, shit covered beggar in the wastes of siberia

>the only slavic country is russia
dumb burgerposter

>implying you didn't get shipped to a prison camp there
dumb starving poster

...

>Belarus leading exporter of fatties that isn't America or literally who pacific island fuckshits where dudes that look like that hawaiian singer guy are the norm and not the exception
>still going le starving xd
'Least we still kept most of our (non-lenin) statues, how's that going for you. :^)

Can you speak English next time, vodka nigger?

never forget

how's le based wall man cucking for antifa feeling, comrade

Anyway enough /pol/ post patrician weapons

I know it will never happen but that would be amazing, this franchise's lore is so underrated

Giving up already, vodka nigger?

I just want to be mildly on topic.
Notice you didn't answer the question either.

truly abhorrent posts, lads. well done.

...

I agree completely, it's all the stalinposter's fault

>retarded burger rees at memes
>stalinposter rees back
>'th-this is all his fault!'

wish warband engine didn't shit itself with high numbers

>King Harlaus invites you to a feast at Suno

>Grind Qualis gems for Twilight Knights
>Get 24 of them
>Go siege a castle to test them out
>They are sniping the snipers with fucking laser accuracy

Jesus fucking Christ, what were they thinking?

SD is an e*f lover

masterwork stone masterrace

meant to reply to this:

Why did you not say elf?

...

I won't taint my tongue with inhuman words like, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, elf

What? There's nothing wrong with Elves, they have plenty to teach us, and in turn we have much we can teach them.

What, you're going to tell me the dream of nibbling on your Elf waifus pointy ears isn't what drives you ever onward? Thaat's pretty weak, user.

Its so nice seeing other anons recognize this board as a muslim one.

t. lonely elf woman with human fetish

>There's nothing wrong with Elves

Stopped reading there, don't reply to me ever again race betraying scum

How did you know?

What? It's not a bad thing, they like to live in harmony with nature, something we should learn to do, better trees than streets covered in shit.

I'll humanize you with my big dick, you elf whore

I was kidding, I'm a guy you fucking faggot. Now what's worse? An Elf sympathizer or a homo?

i developed a 6th sense for elves after multiple women raped my father

Elfs don't deserve to be called men, I'll ravage your asshole, you sissy, knife eared faggot

>fucking men
>fucking ELF men
almost as bad as elves

I just said that elves aren't worthy of being called men

doesn't change the fact that there is a dick on them fagtron

It doesn't matter, elf "men" look like women anyway

i bet you want to fuck a cactus too you fagmosexual

PoP dickplomacy with femboy Noldor when?

what the fuck were they thinking when they added the noldor?

I know what I was thinking

1v1 me in praven faglord and i'll show you who is the boss of this general

>he doesn't want to assert his dominance over qt elf "men"

ok I will!
loser has to wear a dress

I'll do that willingly

>he has to fuck them to assert his dominance
>implying i'll wear a dress

Are you implying that I wouldn't fuck them for fun?

admit that you do it for no other reason than to satisfy your homoerotic desires.

I admit that I violently rape elf "men" for no other reason than to satisfy my homoerotic desires

>visit a tavern at night
>YOU ARE AMBUSHED
>kill everyone
>game won't let me leave
>circle the town 5 times over and there isn't anyone left
>game still won't let me leave
The fucker who designed this needs to be shot in the head.

guilty for being a huge faggot, have fun in the butterkings dungeon.
Also should i use a long arming sword or a bastard sword if im using a shield with it?

Use a blunt weapon.

You should shove your sword up your peasant ass, I'll be in my elf harem while you get publicly flogged and executed

i already use 1 for selling prisoners
>elf harem
gonna besiege your elven "castle" and burn it to the ground fag

Always use a blunt weapon.

Good luck getting past my kingdom's lords

but the reach is shit
>implying elves can do anything to human paladins except swoon over them
what now fuccboi

My kingdom's armies are made of human paladins, you dumb peasant, I just use elves for my pleasure

>fucking elves and having paladins
putting elves in cardboard boxes doesn't turn them into paladins you fucking serf.
why is it so dead?

Why would I ever want elf "men" in my armies? They're good for nothing but my pleasure.

no real human men will join your army when your concubines are elf men, the only men that join are the male(female) kind.

That's what you may think, except for the fact that I saved my kingdom from the elf menace, my men praise my actions, and cheer on my degradation of the elf "men"

the only ones that cheer your degradation on are sword sisters that wear helmets for a change.

I allow no women within my ranks, unlike your kind

>implying i allow women
but i'll rather allow women in my rank than be a raging faggot with elves.

So you'll let women in your ranks AND refuse to degrade your enemies after they've done your people wrong? What a weak leader you must be.

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

Both of you are niggers with shit taste. Dark elves is where it's at.

I'll rape all elves with equal pleasure and willingless

How do I/Where do I find the info to put other items into the CTT menus?

I just want want my horde to have leather shields without the heraldic shit :0

...

>weak leader
we both know your weakness is your lust for homosex with elves, and thats what keeping you from becoming a great king.

i havnt found a better-stated bastard sword than a long arming sword when you take the 1-handed penalty into account. mayeb a masterwork heavy bastard sword, but idk the stats on those. i use a balanced long arming sword currently

I must correct you, peasant, if anything, I'm stronger for degrading them, I will never fall for the snake like charm of a woman, unlike you, who could be manipulated into giving a whore a kingdom

we both know that an elven assasin will kill you in your sleep someday if you keep that kind of behaviour up knave.

Is that so? Because the only elves that are near me during my slumber are the ones crying on the floor, full of semen and shame

they can be pretending to be crying to lower your guard, it is not the first time i've seen someone on the floor crying full of shame, wasn't an elven boy though.

I don't think they will be of any threat in their shackles, and I assume that person you saw on the floor crying was your mother?

Just add the items via Morgh's or whatever and then start a new game.

nah mate it was probably your wife, and your "shackles" are probably made of dirt you piss poor elven fucker.

I don't weaken myself with the problems of a wife, and those shackles are plated in the finest of gold and jewels, if you even know what those are, peasant

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

you probably can't even afford wood you damn serf
>mfw i've spent 2 hours talking with some random guy about fucking elven boys

Resorting to child's insults now are we, peasant?
and I know, I thought someone else would start posting about something interesting already