/ink/ - Splatoon general

>Do fine in TC and RM
>Get fucked all the time in SZ
What the fuck I hate this god damn mode.

God DAMN though

>Treize
I think I've played a freelance room with you at one point. What are the odds.

Do Inklings poop, and if so how much?

>Splatoon General

Yeah maybe we worked together, Freelancing in Profresional isn't that bad. You get to work with 3 different type of teams.

1. They wipe in the first round
2. They wipe with 10 seconds left in round 3
3. Crush it all 3 rounds.

What's the best weapon to carry these fucking tards in SZ? Can't do it with my usual squelcher.

Charger is all you need in every mode.

splattershot jr

Someone's been going around saying ranked only gives 1500 cash for knockouts even at S+

That's retarded, you still get the full 3-4k cash. Turf war isn't good for money/exp.

I really want my woomy to ball-bust me

I really wish the bomb launcher special in SR was burst bombs.

I really wish the devs learned from Splatoon 1 that a bomb spamming special is fucking OP.

...

Rapid blaster + respawn punisher. You can flush out people trying to climb on stage with the blasts and when you're in control you can ink mine the lower walkways out of their spawn.

Post your orders and the things you'll do if Murch fucks it up. Personally I'm going to splat all of inkopolis if this goddamn sea urchin doesn't give me what I want.

MARTH IS THAT YOU

>ywn wreak havoc with the original Splattershot's burst bomb launcher again

Marie loves me

>That pic
"D-dude...This soda is like amazing, man...I think it's my new favorite drink."
"You said that ten minutes ago when you got it."
"Yeah but this one is better, man..."

>Need Ink Res Up chunks
>Equip 3 pieces of SquidForce gear
>Drink Ink Res Grape
>Not a single goddamn slot rolled Ink Res Up at all

I wish NoA didn't butcher Marina's personality

You squids are alright. Don't go to Inkopolis Square tomorrow.

Uh.

call the police

Different drawfag, i tried to draw your woomy didnt go as expected but im running out of time and must go, hope you'll enjoy it!

Fuck off, squigger. I gotta look fresh tomorrow.

>make it worthless against Maws and Flyfish
No thank you.

You're not the boss of me now.

...

Thank you! I love it!

>a kids' game

>that pearl

You monster! What have you done to them?

why are octos so slutty

>every fucking time I take a screenshot the squids have chink eyes

Pretty much the reason why I made this meme back in the ancient times of Splatoon 1.

>Can't drag these fuckers to victory no matter what I do.
A rank Splat Zone players are legitimately the worst I've played with.

>implying kids play games that don't involve manslaughter
>implying this isn't aimed at middle aged men who want to see delicious squid navels
Nintendo knows their audience.

That woomy looks so pouty and fussy.

Had two really laggy games, then two "communication error" games. Is this happening to anyone else, or is it on my end?
If so, I have no idea why seeing as this is the speed test I just did, and I haven't had problems with anything else.

I don't even have a device capable of playing a Splatoon game online. I just want to molest a squid.

The amount of players I've run into with "gamer" in their name suggests that this is, in fact, a kid's game.

Get a router, dude. They cost like $10 bucks.

>squid
>fingernails

this
actual children are playing COD, Battlefield or Destiny and pretend they're adults

Nintendo caters to fan nostalgia and has an older market, or kids that never played vidya before

Jellies!

>manslaughter

Are you saying kids play GTA? Because manslaughter is ACCIDENTAL killing.

Having been in /v/ for a long while, to actually see this being said as an honest answer is making me rethink my opinion of this site.

Because she hasn't been able to ball-bust yet

>going to /v/
This was your first mistake.

How do we make Heavy Splatling viable?

Or maybe she's hungry.

>non-mammals
>mammary glands and umbilici

I don't have a nintendo console

Splashwall
Ink Armor

well yes of course they fucking do
I don't know what kind of kids you people know, but the only thing I see that means they aren't playing Splatoon is that the Switch is still too new for anyone to have one

>we could've had an actual anime

Mmm, that image set

Oh, I thought you were saying that you had know internet.

>umbilici
No other Octoling has that, it's probably a piercing.
>mammary glands
You got me there though.

Those are inc sacs and a piercing

>win
>least kills entire game
>lose
>more kills than entire team combined

S+ forest all over again, fug i suck

More like Nintendo is purposefully bottlenecking supplies to get headlines and increase demand. They do this every console.

Splatoon anime by sunrise where the main character uses an OC weapon and after the big finale when protag-chan activates her special and summons a mech, they announce the anime kit will be available RIGHT NOW

Jet-Set

RADIO

>being a scrub

...

Why is the Brella the hardest thing in the game to use?
I can't kill shit with this thing.

what happened to all the spongebob miiverse memes?

>off by one

Please do not fantasize of fucking woomy.

Being a true shotgun you have to think about it differently than the other weapons. You essentially have to have twitchy sniper tendencies to do well with it.

Woomy is bored after school and looking for a way to make some money. Can you help user?

Why didn't anyone tell me the joys of portable mode? I always assumed it would feel like shit but it feels great and makes me 100 times more accurate for some reason.

Okay, just had another one. I'm probably about to get online blocked at this rate.
Anyone else? No?

Post your favorite OFF THE HOOK [T E N T A C L E S] Fanart

>People enjoy getting their nutsack ripped off.
Nick was right, two bombs wasn't enough.

Has the release of the brella made this game easier?
I was having trouble in S zones for a long time and now I just cruised my way to S+ and have won my first 5 games in shutouts.
I don't understand

It takes at least two shots and has a small delay between them. You need to use your kit to out-position them.

>tfw you realized the brella is just like an aerospray

Talk to Mr.Grizz

>Throw down sprinkler right next to you
>Bring up brella shield
>Profit in low elo as retards run into sprinkler
>Shoot brella and use as decoy with stealth squid
>Murder their face
It's not that hard you just have to think It's not totally brain dead

Just try and stop me.

C'mon now, masochism isn't just a japan thing user.

Why are Tri-slosher users such sluts?

...

But user I want my woomy to dominate me very roughly

I don't I just fantasize about her sitting on my face

She can go collect some salmon eggs for me.

Always nice to see an user with fine tastes