Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Arcana when?

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fCUk you idriots

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Very tempted to sell my pudge rotten staches in anticipation of the arcana release and market crash desu

Once I realized that TI7 was just a honeypot, I feel much better about EG going 0-4. Since EG has won actual lans in the past, I feel good knowing that they're still the best team in the world.

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I already sold my lina arcana, pretty sure they're gonna put them on sale again with the remodeling.

ding dong diddly based

is miracle gay?

Is there any web or online store where I can buy Doto stuff that has international shipping?

I want a Viper figure or plushie in aprticular

ebay

aliexpress

what do you think?

Probably not, he was comforting Kuro, since Kuro was so touched by the win.

my bunghole

why was old dota 2 ui so superior

When will EU get good?

what do you guys want webms of?

he's always hugging his teammates' backs like this
I don't know any other pro player that gets this sensual with teammates

They never will as long as they focus on honeypot tournaments instead of the only tournaments that matter.

so i've noticed that the games i play during evening or even better during late night hours are ten times better and easier to win because people are less likely to ruin it
why is that

>kuroky refuses the champagne and drinks water
literally our guy
staying healthy makes you a better player

What the fuck? Isn't it forbidden for muslims to drink alcohol?

why do i feel embarassed?

youtube.com/watch?v=8PxnTy6CcCU&t=0s

MMR
GRINDING
TUNES

>EE has over 100k followers in twitter
>account not verified

What is this retard doing

That's why kuro refused and miracle hid himself from the evil alcohol.

>miracle using the aegis as shield

my sides

what's the point?

premier of ti8, when he enigmatically becomes the most contested hero in the tournament
enigma is untouched throughout ti8

>willingly giving away unnecessary private information to any company

w-will volvo ever re-release the old terrains?
>tfw no immortal gardens

youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8

>we wanted to have 2 people on the ad, but only puppey came

Mind_Control became my favorite player after watching this ti

>s4 only talks to TI winners
>tweeted to SingSing
DOTARDS?

So its 20% off ?

That will be 10% extra, thank you very much.

youtube.com/watch?v=1zNG63rf9LQ

>puppey jerseys
>only puppey is there
rly makes u think

>PGL gives you two bottles of champagne to spread like F1 racers
>drink it from the bottle instead
magical moment

Holy shit Sing, Timado, fwosh, Bulldog and Slacks TI8 champion confirmed

He postponed it last spring so the earliest that could happen is next summer. It can be postponed until he's 29 if he doesn't quit esports.

>1. two people fight for safe carry, both of them end up jungling because no one can solo timber
>2. someone refused to support and decided to feed couriers instead
>3. two retards fight for mid, someone also randoms sniper
>4. two retards talk all game and eventually start to tilt, one of them destroys his items despite the fact that we had like 60% to win the game
admittedly i also won 5 games because somehow no one wanted to ruin them and i was able to carry these shitters as mid/offlane but still...
i fucking hate how nearly every single one of my losses happens at picking phase, i literally have to sit there for 20 minutes (if enemy is generous and doesn't farms fountain) like a cuck knowing that the game is literally unwinnable
i would unironically support harsher punishments for shit like this

It's an arab thing, personal space isn't really a thing and affection is shown up close

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Can't he have special treatment? Like it doesnt exist for regular athletes/olympian (not that i'm suggesting he is, just trying to understand how it works)

>day9
why didnt we get THIS instead.. reddit won

and he's wearing track shorts, you can't get any more slav than this

I wanna fuck fwosh's tight little asshole

Marmelaide?

>arcana release going to cause increased demand for other pudge cosmetics
>market crash
uh
explain

adelaide

>Haven't touched ranked for like 2 years
>3.5kmmr
>Been thinking "hey I feel like I've gotten a lot better lately and 3.5k is pretty low. I ought to give it a go, especially with those double down token things"
>Play two games
>Everyone is a tryhard
>Lose both games
I guess I do suck
And I've been playing this game every day for 5 years

expecting it to be a head arcana

same lol haha

Is normal queue really such a cake walk it gives false sense of being good? Haven't played normal queue ever since ranked was introduced

WATCH IT, SHARTIE

Normal queue is pure aids, you keep getting stomped by stacks and keep getting all-russian lmao5core teams t. didnt give volvo's jews my phone number

So, is it almost inevitable that we'll get a recurring TI winner player and/or organization next year?

youtube.com/watch?v=ugsq9KS-rgg

RURU will win next year

>hit 4k five times
>keep getting pissdrunk and feeding games so I don't have to put up with the 4k wastelands
should I just tryhard and accept dota won't be fun anymore?

pretty sure none of ruru's "the cuckquean" teams will ever win TI if she couldn't manage to get either of them to the finals despite having famous chink players and an API key

a savory broth of an unspecified mammal perhaps ?

>4k
>tryhards
Thats 5k+ 4k is a shitfest full of retardation

It's Burnings year

>4k
get good lmao

guys im 5k and im going to go pro i will play in tier 1 tournaments after one year

give me 10 thousand upvotes please

burdening will never win a TI, just like rtz, puppey (TI1 was a showmatch) and notail

U S A

4k is a shitfest full of tryhard retardation

do you have a cunny?

>nu-EG
>best anything

EG 2.0 Reborn launching this week, buckle up

No its going to be some underground chink team again

4k-5k is literally hell. Your teammates are retarded but the enemies aren't retarded enough to 1v9. You'll get a random mix of people who belong way lower or way higher every game and 4xxx rating tells you absolutely nothing, but people can't leave to either direction because shitters keep getting carried and people trying to escape get dragged down. It's a singularity of shit that keeps getting worse the more damned souls it eats and the worse it gets the stronger the pull and the harder leaving becomes.

EG will never again amount to anything since the two players that enabled them to win TI5 have retired. Zai and rtc are flipfloppers.

Team Max
I'm fucking calling it
Keep an eye on them dotards

>me ooga
>team booga

Hype

4k feels more like 3k 5 years ago its honestly not as bad as u describe it, once u realize u can just spam broken heroes and win 75% of the time it becomes a came walk t. 4.6ker who is on the way out of 4k

NA is shit

It wasn't ruru's fault valve would not abandon the "odd=western/even=chinks" meme and script around it

there's not many truly OP heroes that you can abuse tho
even 4k shitters know how to counterpick BS or Sven

What were the Exemplary Night Stalker games this TI?
Games to watch if you want to see NS utilized to its best and most?

any game where he won probably will do
i mean all you have to do is buy venom get some kills early and passively fuck enemy vision then render wards useless during night with scepter

Bara zeus shaker to name a few

Is being a "cuck" the only way to suceed in Dota? I just gave up on trying to tell teammates what to do, so I just follow orders. They want me to go offlane, or support or whatever, I go. There is always someone who tries to be the leader and I do exactly the things he says even if their directions are retarded.

In the worst scenario the games are going to be 2vs8 instead of me vs9.

>This is what gookcucks actually believe.
If they had a "script" they wouldn't have made it a 3-0