/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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> Memories of the Past
> WALL LIGHTS?
> New Cops get some new Recruits and die

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=rcCS8AK6csg
youtu.be/R5OHy6ThZf4
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/u/ metaclub claims this thread

Post your static's theme song!

lewd vox

youtube.com/watch?v=iCXPpELmHVo

...

youtube.com/watch?v=NKDt8Ks-LYw
She'll always remember her gibbed husbando.

youtube.com/watch?v=PGy7JZ2CV1k

Guess who I am!

>scrolling zlevels impossible
>multi zlevels improbable
>retro futurism wheel station never

Why do I keep on getting my hopes up when I know they'll only be dashed?

You could do a wheel station, it'd just all have to be on the same Z-level.

>what is bagel

I am that grey that robusts nukies

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcIUqQK9aE

I'm more interested in the Space Taxi on the corner, if you catch my drift

>Mangled and disjointed collection of haphazardly constructed halls bolted together with meme wallings like wood and brick
>not even rotating

0/10 wheel station. Deserves to burn up in atmosphere.

youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk

Hardened veteran from years of spess fights

youtube.com/watch?v=rcCS8AK6csg

youtu.be/R5OHy6ThZf4

Do u love me

We've had multi z-level stations for years but nobody wanted to overhaul lunastation code. Then bay did and they now have multi-z-level stations that you can fall through decks
Bagel already is a wheel station and you can nest a second if you give a shit enough to port or at least link stairwells

>He plays cyborg but hes never even read an asimov story

All the stations rotate slowly. Too bad it's only represented in how the solars function and nothing else.

honk

>not making the vox outpost double as bomb test site

Putting it that close to the science station might make the vox mistakenly think they're actually welcome anywhere near the science station

The science station kinda reminds me of Polaris' mining station.

Did you remember to keep the bug where artifact rooms spawn in the vox outpost
ONLY IN THE VOX OUTPOST REMEMBER
make sure those filth know that they live in squalor so awful there's alien eggs around

that was fixed on box
and the other maps
and theres proper preventive measures to make sure that wont happen on this map either

youtube.com/watch?v=jVT5c3e1Cv8

>vox stealing power from the science station
pretty good

Looks like it's meant to be nitrogen too but the pipe isn't visible. These vox are sure making it easy to gas them.

yes

>Currently, people are working to engineer expose of Probe.
>We want to provoke people to ask Probe why he's being the way he is.
>I'm building an army of people, more or less.
>The idea is that, if Probe continues like he is, he will step down and install someone else.
>Try and think of it as a constructive thing, removing a tyrant and installing something more democratic.
The war has a few regiments, basically.
>Probe is fucking up. He's declared himself a dictator and he's acting like a tyrant.
>Not just to players. Admins too.
>He's threatening people.
>Then he fucks off to play games for 10 hours and ignored the discord, PMs and such.
>"Hi metaclub shills, still mad about xevonix and goldwhatever?" I believe this is him right now in the thread, or perhaps digitalis.
>The Veeky Forums community, from what I gather, contains a handful of archetypes.
>The shitposters, who just reply with nonesense.
>The instigators, who disagree and play devils advocate for their amusement.
>The expectionalists, who tell everyone how it should be and what they should be doing.
>And... The dramaqueens. The people who stir shit up OOC.

Daily reminder

Holy shit, I just noticed that.

That is pretty hilarious.

>Haven't played in ages, last time I was on the servers I frequented seemed to be dying
>Decide to get back into SS13
>Look at the server lists, Yogstation is now the most active server
>Have flashbacks from one of my earliest SS13 experiences on the server where I played Toxins scientist
>Was making bombs that I planned on giving over to mining
>After around 20 minutes the station gets hit by meteors, and traitors, most of Science is blown out with Toxins barely maintaining hull integrity, escape shuttle arrives
>Try taking maintenance tunnels to shuttle but find out all the paths I could take to shuttle are compromised, my character is stuck on a disintegrating station and the shuttle will leave without him
>Find some secluded spot, and in the last 20 seconds of the game use one of my bombs to blow myself, RP wise my character was jilted by being left to die by NT, and didn't want a slow stressful death of waiting for either the structural integrity of the room breaking down or oxygen running out.
>Game ends 30 seconds later, I find myself banned from all Science related jobs for "griefing the station".

God dammit, I fucking hate Yog and never want to go back to that shithole again.

Asimov is also better to leave it on unless you have a real reason to set it to NT default because NT default is fucking boring to play and every silicon player loathes it, and by extension you for setting it.

Pain doesn't give a shit and claims he knew the entire time

You too buddy (:

>white discord

Can someone explain this please? Haven't been here in a while.

Pain just gave him a fuckton of flags too.

Yogstation and its admins are absolute shit, go to vg or tg instead.

This biscuit gets more patreon money than Pomf. Donate to the serbian to fix this!

>Goldsteel and Zak now have more flags than squidmoko who has been trialmin longer

Zak has been admin for 5 days and has almost every single flag.

I kind of want to fuck that weird thing with tentacle hair, so i'm alright with this

That's a Skrell.

Don't post this ever again

It's a skrell
And that artist has some funny conceptions of what a skrell looks like, since it looks like jelly instead of a frog thing. Needs bigger eyes. Right now it just looks like a four tentacled twi'lek.

Really, user? Even knowing that same hand drew THIS?

The furry's shit but it we crop it out we just have a neat image of poly.

Sure

Goddamn, every time I wanna try Bay or Polaris or some other High RP minimum serb, someone goes and starts posting shit that reminds me of why I just stay here and treat Veeky Forums like Bay with better RP.

>not wearing the eva suit
>not wearing glubbs
0/10

Thanks, I'll probably do just that.

Having a high playercount is nice, but it's not fucking worth it if the server is run by a bunch of children.

pastebin.com/44z6MUvs

I never know how SERVE is supposed to work if a silicon gets told to kill a crewmember of the same rank. In my experience it seems like anything goes as long as there isn't a conflicting order (I carried out the order one time and an admin okay'd it after the fact), but it seems like the one case where most silicons actually decide to not be jerks and interpret serve more broadly than that.

And yeah, I know the lawset wasn't designed with law priority in mind.

>pastebin.com/44z6MUvs
I only read like a page of it before the cloak and dagger skullduggery shit got a bit too much for me.

It's a fucking RP server, a game people come to participate in to enjoy wasting time. This isn't the fucking Tudors or some shit, the relationship dynamics being discussed in that message history are off the wall crazy considering the context.

Are all admins and potential admins so fucking deluded that they treat their servers like some holy grail to be fought and dissembled over?

Jesus, looks like probe was right not to trust this faggot

Song names for Veeky Forumsstation: The Album
GO!

Fine, you degenerate. If that won't faze you, I have to break out the true horrors.
BEHOLD
HE DRAWS CM TRASH

Where's the rail lewdfic pastebin?

Can we not bully one of the very artist who draws SS13
Theres really no point in doing that and it would be the same as the SU tumblr fans shitting on the art of the slim gem

very few*

no
he's making money and occasionally draws art of generic/not furshit/not moetrash subjects like faceless greytide or janitors or sec and that makes me upset
if it was just one or the other I would be happy but he dared to dabble in the dark underbelly and is dragging it up with him
he doesn't even draw hot lizardmen like what the fuck they're just skinny and weirdly stretched

All the artists who draw for this game have been huge fags, no exceptions

I havae no fucking clue what you reproach him exactly? He makes money? What?

something something burden of proof

>He's threatened to deadmin sawbones.
probe 4 president

>Waifufaggotry
>Shitcurity and Greytide: The song
>Banned, but not forgotten
>Great land of Cargonia
>The great escapade to Spessmart
>Making out with pipes
>Let's wiggle again!
>I wanna be the very best monster trainer
>baby day out when?
>The wild ride never end in medbay
>The singuloose is loose again
>Come on and let's ride the BWOINK BWOINK bus
>Shitter Safari
>Asimov laws
>Oh lord mighty Pomf: The choir

Here you go.

he draws awful things but not the awful things I like
look at this, the warden is locked in a chair but no-one's torturing him or forcing objects into his orifices
what a fucking waste of an image

Very nice.
I appreciate the ghost cracker as well.

Probe was very helpful when I was trying to code something for the server.
Also
>admin drama
>being this much of a drama queen

Are you being ironic?

Why isn't he permabanned? Who were these people he was working with? Where were they gathering?

Akechi is the black mask
Igor isn't actually Igor
the guy from the beginning is the main villain
piracy is bad

wrong general fucko

No

>tfw /v/ spoiled me on two of those months ago
>didn't read the third
I pirated it and am playing through it anyway.

>the guy from the beginning is the main villain
Except hes fucking not
Hes not even hard to beat

>when you're too quiet to advertise your bar

you summon satan to kill the final boss

>Captain's Stamp not in his office
>Captain doesn't know where it is either

feels bad failing one of the easiest objective

yes yes adachi is the killer ikutsuki is the traitor joker is jun and maki is not the real maki, we all know that

Shame, if I'd known I would have visited.

>clown destroys the hallways
>parts of the station walled off
>mommi swarm
>borgs on a constant law shuffle
that round was hell

>Spoiling a game that came out months ago

You're not going to upset anyone with that

I know that feel. I can deck out the Ghetto Bar and open up that part of maint to plain view, but I'm always too much of a nervous faggot to actually advertise it.
Not like anyone cares about nice bars anymore anyways...

satan is a literal persona

but did you know that Morgana was created by the real Igor to find Joker and guide him to a true path he wouldn't end a mess like Akechi (the other wild card).

Well I spent most of my time in that round strapped to a chair in a cramped room, dripping with vomit as my nose trickled blood and a hole formed within my stomach as I was questioned for a crime I did not do.

>Caring about objectives
I was trying to get setup for a roleplayed revolution but basically all the shitters got antag and died to the point that the only guy I got was a fucking narc

yeah dude and did you know that izanami is the bad guy and is the wife of izanagi and that nyx isn't bad but it's because some other cunt demon caused people to summon her and that nyarlthrotep is the bad guy and that mark danced crazy and is a nigger

Me and the clown broke in roundstart and destroyed it to make a fake captain outfit, you were looking for something that didn't exist anymore, poor bastard.

I may or may not recognize this furbeasts static
>pic related

youtu.be/v3pXNTCeevo

This week in pointless crossovers: FFXIV and SS13

Nvm he deleted it. Someone post the image that is cropped from

>bluespace shenanigans sends the crew to Eorzea

what would you do?

To his defense, furfags willingly pay ludicrous sums for commissions.

>Fletcher O'Hannigan XMVP 2016+1

suicide succumb

kill catbeast

This.
If I was good at drawing I'd draw that shot for days. You can pay your bills with furmoney.