/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>(((recent))) TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

tf2center.com/lobbies/856363
strawpoll.me/13713987/r
teamfortress.tv/43001/cp-propaganda-5cp
teamfortress.tv/35238/cp-cardinal-5cp
teamfortress.tv/35674/cp-kalinka-5cp
youtube.com/watch?v=w3JXp8s0-OE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

kill yourself tripfags

>girls (female)
>not using superior stock
like pottery

This is worse than fempyro.

>Females
>In M Y /tf2g/

Oh.

Everything is worse than fempyro when she's best

look if you didn't want this shit as the OP then why the hell didn't you make the thread yourselves, lazy fucks

>"Hurr durr be grateful you lazy fucks"
This is the same exact thought process that lead to valve not updating TF2 for a year

>implying making a thread is hard
It's literally just
>copy and paste the shit in the OP that nobody looks at
>get the link to last thread
>choose a shitty OP image

look if you didn't want this shit update then why the hell didn't you make it yourselves, lazy fucks
t. valve circa meet your match

There's something about that Soldier's face that looks insect-like.

youre all terrible at this game

lookin good

>Being bad at a game this easy
l m a o at ur life

tf2center.com/lobbies/856363
come play

Post doodles

strawpoll.me/13713987/r
man, this is some hugbox shit

is steam down for anyone else

>playing Turbine

>Forums outside of Veeky Forums being a hugbox
wHo WoUlD HaVe EvEr GuEsSeD?

tuesday maintenance

Update tonight guys. My dad works for Steam.

it's the easiest way to get a killstreak with the classic that i'm aware of.

But why does it have to be easy?
Why not a rotation of maps with many more interesting ways to be sniper?

Soon it will be the 10th year anniversary for TF2.

But Valve ain't gonna do anything special at all, because all the cool kids are playing Overwatch.

i do that as well, i just wanted to show off my professional killstreak effect i just got that matches my unusual. i'm pleased with it.

pretty much everyone outside of TF.TV and Veeky Forums are stupidly optimistic about valve and keep sucking their dick and watching old Gaben memes "praise gaben xdxd"
im glad that Artifact finally got people to stop sucking valve's dick

>im glad that Artifact finally got people to stop sucking valve's dick
haha

i-it did get people to realize that valve is shit...

r-right?

For like a day
People will go back to sucking Gabe's dick at the next Steam sale

:^)

how many times have you posted this exact loadout doing the same taunt on turbine

mfw there not gonna be an update today, tomorrow, or next year

STOP BEING SO FUCKING ENTITLED

4 now, but this time i have glowy zappy eyes. next time i'll use the didgeridoo taunt.

check your privilege disgusting wh*tey

what's up with this censoring one letter meme

shut the h*ck up

can someone make an image montage with the main frontline.tf maps?
teamfortress.tv/43001/cp-propaganda-5cp
teamfortress.tv/35238/cp-cardinal-5cp
teamfortress.tv/35674/cp-kalinka-5cp
i think there are a few more frontline maps but i cant remember them

POST YOUR GUYS and RATE

It's OK

Get some new loadouts already.

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where is the upd*te

Lmao

The state of Team Fortress 2

defencepony/10

pybro knight/10

Haven't I drawn most of these/10

LawMachoLicense is cruise control for cool/still gotta steer

Anyone wanna help a fellow tf2g dude out with MvM in a few minutes?

TF2 is about dancing with strangers.

Yeah, if you can't go DEEP and KILL you can pretend you're winning by dancing with other failures.

NINE MINUTES UNTIL THE UPDATE HITS GUYS!!!!!
NINE MINUTES!!!
ARE
YOU
READY
????

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MAPS > COSMETICS
YOU RETARDS PLAY ON THE SHITTIEST MAPS TO SHOW OFF NICE LOOKING COSMETICS
IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU FUCKING INCAPACITATED MONGRELS

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Good demo, engi and spy

Everything else meh- to bad-tier

GAMEPLAY > MAPS > COSMETICS

Veeky Forums won't let me post i'm sad

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It's Chinese-knockoff Looney TFTunes

>pyro's microscopic head

god i knew cp_steel was bad but this map makes me really see how messed up it is

>medic is the only one close to reasonably proportioned because you can pretend it's just his giant gloves

This is the perfect way to show someone how something can be cartoony and still realistic
Not that this is, just the juxtaposition between it and the real tf2 mercs

Tf2 skylanders edition

>the fucking spy's stilt legs

Quake is actually pretty fun

i know right? wich one are you playing?
my favorite singleplayer is Quake 1 and multiplayer Q3/QLive

Same as always, p fly
Ehhh, not a fan of the point n shoot
From okay to shit. Best being your medic.
Che Guevara and Bill are great
yore
ugleh
But Jacket is alright
Great and coordinated
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>Everyone has skipped leg day.
>EVERYONE BUT ME, THE SPY.

he had to earn that 7% movement speed buff

play demo
sit back really far
spam every choke point, building
sticky the objective
spy stabs me every 7th life on average

im having fun

Not him, but I'm working my through QIIIA nightmare bots, and if I can find people, Quake Live.

But UT4 is better desu

>play demo the way he was intended to be played
>get called cheap by a jaratewhacka cuntsman
It's a great feeling

does anyone besides spy players actually like spy. is it really fun to check behind yourself every 10 seconds just in case there's one guy behind you with instakill damage. is it really fun to be punished for focusing on the battle ahead of you because woops, their third spy slipped past your entire team thanks to the dead ringer and now you're dead. is it really fun to play against spies getting rewarded for fucking up being sneaky when they butterknife your face and it registers as a backstab, or they just superspeed away from any sort of commitment.

THANKFULLY

I HAD THIS SUN ON A STICK TO PULL OUT

SO THAT I SURVIVE THIS PITTANCE OF FIRE DAMAGE ON THE WAY TO A HEALTH KIT

SAID FUCKING NOBODY, ESPECIALLY NOBODY WHO OWNS A MAD MILK

Deadringer was a mistake.

Otherwise I both like playing spy, and being against him when he actually dies for good.

>using anything but stock reskins on scout

didnt play UT much but i find it fun
add me on steam if you want some QLive duels or something id/sagerally

>using spammable melee
>not using Bragging Rights: The Weapon

i feel your pain and agree with

>not using three rune blade

tfw u vaccinate the enemy spy because ur team's heavy has all the situational awareness of a brick wall

>tfw strange three rune blade still doesn't exist

Theres some nice people out there. (kinda old)

THE UPDATE IS OUT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!

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sun on a stick should do the following
>set enemies on fire for 3 seconds (18 damage of afterburn)
>set user on fire if he misses
>make the user run faster when on fire
>make the user take less damage from afterburn

now you can run fast as fuck while setting yourself and everything else on fire like a maniac (basically what pyro should have been) but better

stupid sexy b4nny

IDIOTS

somebody tweet this to b4nny. I want to know his reaction

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youtube.com/watch?v=w3JXp8s0-OE

I actually like this, sacrificing health for speed

>Start of match
>Only me and soldier push out into the enemy team
>Manage to take out both sentries with uber, but there's still like 5 players on their team up
>Get separated
>Whip out crossbow
>Aim in his general direction trying to get some cheap damage in
>Every single crossbow bolt hits him and save his life in a 5v1
Simply epic.

wow medic lemme succ ur dick.................

wow medic give me that cock...

i wanna fukc yuo medic,,,,,,

I was playing Q3, Q1 & 2 run like aids on my computer. Tf2 feels really weird after playing it, like it's painfully slow in movement, but I scored over twice the second highest player, feels good man. I'm barely low-mid range in quake.

Question: how do you do better with hitscan weapons like the shotgun or machine gun? I do well with all the projectile weapons except the GL but getting a RL is painful when I can't hit anything with the weapon you get when you respawn. Also, is there a way to remove the obnoxious lighting the muzzle flash/projectiles give off? The flashiness distracts me.