A wild yellow Porsche appears

A wild yellow Porsche appears.
What do you do?

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Downshift and drive past it because they are underpowered compared to similar priced orange BMWs

no even the 4banger gayman is faster than the m2

I throw my Pokeball delicately and wait patiently.

What's the retail on one of those?

Cross over a double yellow in a blind curve and hit it head on

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downshift my c7 and destroy them with v8 power

Be like yammienoob and throw myself kneedragging face first into it

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Yammi pls

Base gayman is 300 hp 0-60: 4.9 sec for $55k.

M2 is 370hp 0-60: 4.2 seconds for $54k.

It also has a STRAIGHT 6 unlike the GAYman.

damn bruh they're that cheap in burgerland? Where I live it's 71.3k for the pdk base cayman / 71.9k for the base manuel and 90.2k for the auto m2. It doesn't even list the manuel here, see pic. Prices x 1,24 for dollars.

Nothing because I can't keep up with it in my car

Laugh at it because it looks fucking stupid.

flash my popups and scream up to 46mph (5th gear redline)

drop into D2 and smoke him

not that much you could possibly afford it, pal

buy a bmw for half the price & only slightly inferior performance

Remember I'm going to be poor forever and consider suicide.

you're forgetting the bmw weighs a lot more and doesn't have SOUL, PASSION, RACING HERITAGE, LEMANS WINS behind it.

also your argument is flawed because a base gayman is barebones as fuck and a few options is going to kick the price up $30k

Ask him why hes so poor he bought an old or low tier porsche. Then proceed to pokeball misty while he watches.

Filter past it because the fastest car in traffic is a motorbike.

Try to keep up with him with a safe enough distance.