/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

I know, but having a maxed out Kaleido would be rad.

What 5*s so you have?
>Jannu
>Gil
>Vlad

Too late, NA buddy.

I too, hope to meme roll her. Then I could save my tickets for other shit.

that's some tasty looking jelly

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Marie est joli!
Vive la France!

>Kintoki finally drops a berserker monument
>now have 9/118 AP

Tell me something Atalante is/will be good at - any gimmick will do (besides being CUTE because that's obvious) - so I don't feel totally bonkers Grailing her. /GO

What's a meme roll?

I want to roll Altera NOW

limited zero over and formalcraft

Hmmmm.....

dude who cares, grails are for your waifu
i am grailing lily

cleaning out the French royalty!

Is Nero only meme?

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2 years worth of content stops you

Yes.

I read Nursey's above live in as "Japan ese" because I didn't see the dash.

Decent damage with amazing cockroach. Depends on how you use her.

Thought I like Red and Blue end up liking Caster and Rider instead.

Every time I see this shit I get triggered by how badly it's translated.
>Eh? Isn't that a mistake?
instead of
>Eh? Isn't it spelt wrong?

>Fufu... I'm very smart..
instead of
>Fufu... that's a smart one
in the sense that she thought she made a cool joke

Then she tries to rectify it because Jack's getting sobby but it's too late, which of course gets lost in the shitty translation.

you're not my boss

God I want to make this team. When does Ko-Gil come?

>tfw second 236 AP refill to grind for rider and caster monuments
>only get a bunch of berserker monuments again
LEAVE ME ALONE KINTOKI

Saegusa Yukika (servant when?!)

Skill priority for Herc? I assume 1>3>2

When you penetrate his sweet boypussy and fill him with your hot jizz

not really, sorry, not even good at clearing hands, pray a possible alter/zerker version that's good is released

Sumanai

What the hell that's at least 30 feathers

SAKUYAAAA

Yo so are those real ears or are those like cloth or somethin

>complains about getting Berserker monuments
>when I've been getting 0 monuments at all with 700 AP spent

Fuck off.

Maid Marie as Lancer and Halloween Marie as Archer when?

>be some random archer in the Iranian army
>an angel suddenly descends during a ceasefire and peace talks with the enemy army
>tells the king to get someone to shoot a special bow that will decide the Iranian territory granted by the peace talks
>get chosen
>explodes after loosing the arrow
>STELLAAAAAAAA

Raping Tohsaka!

Jannu and Vlad

after drive-by Marie berserker

>tfw shadow servants have higher chance of dropping monuments than the last boss

I'm planning on doing some quartz summons during the dango event. Does watching the summon animation yield better results than skipping it?

for me the animation it's the best part

no

Do you actually want Orion

Not really but for me I feel like it does because every time I skip I don't get anything really new. I usually just skip for the fp gatcha.

STOP.
Your favorite Servant is at your door and wants to hang out.
Wat do you do?

watch the summons because the high tension when you get reveals is the best, especially if it's something good.

yes

I wouldn't bother grailing her because her gimmick is generating crit stars and boosting other Quick memers. She doesn't need the extra stats because they're superfluous to her kit. Also, her stats suck even after grailing.

Hug her and show her the wonders of culture

Have a couple beers on the couch in the backyard

Take her out for a couple hours, enjoying ourselves.
And then we go back to my place and enjoy ourselves even more if you know what I mean.

At least Nasu made up for this by having her be the only girl to be canonically impregnated.

Not him, but if I manage to get Scat can I finally use Atalante? I have her at NP2 and it feels like a waste.

>Berserker with Beautiful Princess A
I'll take it.
I could imagine it even. Madness Enhancement B or something, only says VIVE LA FRANCE or (grin grin).

I get really anxious and hide under my bed until she's gone

Well she's only the real option to be impregnated. Can you imagine Sakura having a child? I'd feel sorry for the kid having to share the same space worms once occupied.

Jesus, why is Archimedes such a dumb ass in Extella? He's always on about Muh Calculations. Everyone knows Math is for losers

Carnival Phantasm F/GO special when?

I get the feeling something like that might happen one of these days
what kind of comedy skits and SOL moments would you want to see if something like this were to happen?

Mating press.

Please explain.

Aw yes, time to laze around drink and watch tv

Take her for a walk

>Coming inside her was my biggest failure to date
Every time

Sane!Hercules and EMIYA comparing sword techniques like they always wanted to.

It could eat the worms for protein and come out Veeky Forums

Princess carry her

I stick my sword into her scabbard.

Heard you talking shit, fuckface.

>Archimedes after the mind gets the time-hopping message from the body
>Archimedes after Elizabeth accidentally lets titan Altera out
God damn I fucking loved Extella.

Panic because going out at night with her feels like I'm cucking Shirou. I also don't know what sort of shit there is to do in my dangerous ass city since I prefer to stay inside.

I wasn't convinced there was mental illness involved until I saw the max ascended Boudica.

>Taiga never got any kind of route whatsoever
>Not even in HA
Feels bad best girl got left out

Gudao&Gudako stopping every conversation to go "wait, who is this person again" referring to the other Guda.

Knights of the Round Table doing dumb stuff

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>Child eats worms inside Sakura's womb
>It becomes Zouken
Yeah no

UBW Good Saber is the superior option to both, would give Shirou strong half-Aryan children.

Maths are stupid and you died like a bitch

Idol skit about Marie, Liz, Arc, Nero, etc.

Go out and drink with him

is Math related to Science?

>Dangerous city
>nigga you got saber with you

Feels really bad.
I take some solace in the fact that the hostage situation in UBW hit Shirou so hard, at least. He does care!

>All these romantic gentlemen
>The chillest Masters

You're top tier Masters and should be proud of yourselves.

>Everyone calls Extella Nero's game
>Tamamo got the most happy endings

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Knights of the round table reacting to their king fucking Shirou