/ink/ - Splatoon General

I want to cum in Callie's eye!

Which is better? N-zap or Tentatek?

>C-
>3 cracks on meter
>still skip to B-

why??

Ten Ta teK
TTK

fuck off smoky, i'm gonna sleep tonight and there is nothing you can do about it

Tentatek because the design doesn't completely shit all over the style of the game

Pic related
Both are great

hi zambo

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That's no way to address bossman

Quick, what's the name of the tower in Inkopolis square that houses the multiplayer lobby?

Eat a fat one Grizz, you want me to collect a good amount of eggs then stop putting shitty fucking employees who've never even touched the manual in my crew.

Is there a Discord for /ink/? I want to do Salmon Run with you guys

Tentatek is generally better. Ink armor is great but the tri-slosher is a better weapon since the tentatek usually beats the nzap.

Lobby.

Overtime?

Nope, that's wrong. The tower has a name.

And with this hell of a match I'm triple A
If I have to carry this hard every match I'll commit Sudoku though

>You will never share locker room gossip with your fellow Grizzco Profreshionals

Remember if you see this woomy protect her at all costs

Lobby Tower

Fucking kill me now

can I save this?

Also wrong. Here's a hint: the word "lobby" is nowhere in the name.

Nah we just share FCs. I will be doing a prof room in a few hours if you/anyone wants to join. 2425-4129-2419

Well I'm feeling conflicted after all these losses.
What's better for splatling, staying on the tower or supporting the tower?

Lobby Lobby.

>Disconnected twice in a row due to lousy internet
>Already got a message earlier warning me that it was PREEEEEEEEEETTTY suspicious

Support for sure, let a bucket/brush handle the tower, maybe a squelcher
Stop tanking my rating everytime you disconnect.

Tower Tower

I got all the Scrolls and Sardinites in single player
Is it worth it to unlock every hero weapon?

Tower of Lobby.

I PLAY TURF WARS EXCLUSIVELY

Callie's apartment. Lots of multiplayer action going on in there.

Depends on the stage. If there's too many obstructions by the tower's route that faster weapons can capitalize on, it's better to provide support

>160 runs left to unlock all Hero Weapons

Guys, I don't know if I can do it. I do about 2 stages with all weapons every night before slee.......

If you really want to save her.

They are the same stats and loadout as the regular ones. The only thing that matters is if you like the black/ neon look.

Tobby Lower

Imagine throwing a bucket of water on them haha

They're just reskins so not really worth it unless you like how one looks. I did it for the P90 Splattershot though.

I think it's just Inkopolis Tower, my man.

Do the fourth boss now so you won't have to later.

Do one stage per day and that's it

See

Upgrade the weapons. It makes them shoot faster and you can speedrun through the levels that way.

But they show off how hardcore™ you are.

Why do you hide you name bitch-kun?

It's Deca Tower. The game tells you when you first Super Jump to Inkopolis Square from the back alleys.

Post your favorite woomy

Hard mode: can't be an NPC or your own woomy

>ywn beat a salmonid into submission and sneak it aboard the boat in a bag
[/spoiler
]>ywn gather your teammates around as you dump your victim onto the locker room floor
>ywn take turns between kicking and fucking the fish
>ywn dump its body in the sewers to remind the octarians not to fuck with the squids.

Well thank god for that.

>saving her
Literally impossible.

You are support. Sprinkler the tower's path to your side to impede the enemy. Stay at a distance to make sure the ground around the tower is your ink. When advancing or when the enemy is at a disadvantage, you can get on the tower and start inking turf so your teammates have the territorial advantage in a firefight once the enemy comes back. Your range is very terrifying so use it. When losing, just play it safe. There's little need for you to get in danger since close range is risky but you will rip through multiple squids if you get get the charge right. Practice in turf mode to get a feel for the quick charges when someone tries to rush you. As for sting ray, I use it mainly on defense to get people off that tower. You will die when using it though since you're a sitting duck.

What I want to know is why do people hide their own names but not others. Hypocrisy much?

Fuck this gay canyon

I don't think they're even sapient
You're just fucking with a fish

>faggot ragequiter leaves game in the beginning
>not mad because my rank won't go down
>Still get a fucking 4th crack
I hope you're happy, Aaron you fucking worthless piece of shit.

How many super snails do you have left?

>They took the time to add back in Octavio post game
>Callie no where to be seen again
Jesus christ.

I did it just for the Dualies. I don't use any other weapon, so fuck it.

do boys and girls share the same locker room?

You think when Cuttlefish comes back from his research trip the Squid Sisters will go back to being idols? The only thing stopping them is Marie having to guard Octavio.

A-user... You bitch, you never added me as a friend

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done

If I do one more I'll post it in this thread, otherwise it will be the last one for today

this one's cute

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As a pet

If only the damn shoes were better. Would be 10/10

I say goddamn, though, user. That's some fresh art.

holy shit this is good

I was busy doing since I got my Switch last night and don't want to be useless

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This upset me more than anything else.
I fucking hope so, they deserve better.

I'd eat that woomy

The "rank meter will not change" is a complete lie.

>Mayo

I'd probably be more upset if I didn't favor Marie and the thought of Callie being hopelessly addicted to octo dick didn't give me a raging hard on.

woomy is not for eating user

nice, I noticed you skipped some so I guess they weren't fresh enough. I hope mine is.

Salmon run is my fetish.
26, I've only used a few on pieces I like and Im scared to waste the rest.
You make a good argument user.

Add me anyways! You don't have to be pro at the game

mariefags are cuck fetishists. what a surprise.

Who knows. They originally split up to do their own gigs before Callie got kidnapped anyway.

This nowGod damn my weakness for cute blondes and berets

>loser

>he's still mad his tendie sauce lost in every region
you should have known not to fuck with us, and yet, you still do it

or just, you know, above level 30 lol

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really it's just what catches my eye more than anything, there was some really good woomies on the late posts but I was already drawing that one so