/elyg/ - Elysium General

Join Horde and join DoN

Really depends on what you're looking for. If you're interested in raiding, finding a guild with raid times that fit you would be important. If there are more than one, you can work from there to figure out which would be a good fit.

Don't join Mandate if you want to raid, the officers are shit, and you probably are not going to get loot. The tranny memes have some basis in reality, but it's normal for the most part in gchat. I don't really know much about normie guilds on Alliance, but a half-Veeky Forums alternative is . I would just join that or a normie guild if you want to casually raid.

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Lol, it's in the fucking archives

Yeah, no shit, it was a falseflag then and it's a falseflag now.

Yeah, totally bro, a falseflag totally

Would anyone be interested in smelling my toes?

That's not Mandate discord, it's a meme discord made by the shitposter that was spammed before gummy. Guild would not have been made even if gummy was up for more than a few hours.

of all the pics where i said the stupidest shit ever you chose the pic where i said the gayest shit ever, gg op

Die, erp tranny

Would anyone be interested in licking my toes?

Yeah, what's your discord?

fuck off, randomfag

hey finalflash can you fuck off please, thank u

Haha yeah totally MoH didn't even roll there!!!!

I realized that all I wanted, my true desire, was to be used as a slutty cow by anyone in the thread to enjoy.

I want to be bred by /elyg/! I want to be milked!

this is a really lewd picture of a girl who i thought was pure

holy fuck how can moh ever recover. like, why is he arguing that its a giant psyop lmao.

Where were you when the Dindus took over Duskwood?

Admiring some cutie orc warlock with pristine feet :3

Don't change the story faggot niggers. All MoH was ready to jump ship. Implying all the clique & namefags. Elysium is a shithole nothing much surprising to me.
A falseflag of that scale is not believable. It would just harm your guild. There is two choices anyway either it was real or an absolute nextlevel falseflag from the future by your rivals. Between the other guild itt never meant to play there and kept the thread alive.

>All MoH
You're actually retarded

oh so just all the clique, leadership, and namefags. I'm sure you and the other 3 or 4 literally who's were totally gonna stay!

If your core flocked out of Elysium your guild would have been killed in the process forcing everyone to move over.
>Triggered
t. degenerate fag

Is that image like used against me, the Zuggster, like the Zuggster said something wrong?
I just did what an officer should do, boosting morale by curing the insecurities from his fellow guildies which in his case is an over sensitive penis.

The Zuggster is so fucking cool dude. I want to eat and slurp his cum so bad.
t. The Zuggster

Also should be noted. After the Gummy shitfest MoH core came back to Elysium as if nothing happened to keep getting gear funneled.
They blatantly and purposedly almost killed your guild. All you retards accepted that and on top of it they just recently switched to DKP. What a joke.

Honestly, anyone in this guild is a gigantic cuck doubled with the deepest kind of faggotry possible.

While you are a gigantic faggot and DoN is worse, I have to agree on most of this. MoH is dogshit and its leadership is all cancer.

the numbers literally show that indi/automute carried the guild on k2, and give them credit for being the last people there when p much everyone bailed to elysium. i dont even like indi but I give him credit that he fucking made that guild, auto too to a lesser extent. the current leadership of MoH was fucking the first to bail on K2 as soon as ely was even announced, shows the fairweather faggotry that infests their clique.

>MoH core came back to Elysium
none of the people in that discord came back besides valky (who wanted to raid both servers)

I shitpost a lot about the horrible guilds in this thread, but you're absolutely right on the mark, I haven't been in MoH long (though I was in every alliance guild on past vanilla servers), but I can already tell what you're saying has some substance to it.

do you even remember k2? every single raid was indi complaining in his stupid slowmotion beach dude stoner voice

"maaaaaannnn.... k2 sucks man..... this server..... i can't wait for nost to come back...."

doesn't mean he didn't carry you shitters
lndi is based as fuck

he still ran his own MC after getting TF, which was crucial in gearing up the guild, as well as being the best raid leader in the history of Veeky Forums guilds. I hated his stupid stoner voice too, but he was without a doubt amazing at what he did.

>Implying I play
I have played way too much user. But yeah if I'd join back would go to DoN and just do casual PvP.
Many people gave credit to Indi for leading Nihilum that's true. I liked the meme making reddit believe he was Kungen. They were quite successfull which was great seen how active K2 was.
The purpose was there. Only people who only wanted to play Vanilla would have stayed. Gummy was supposed to be a better server so it was natural.

that was glurf though, indi didn't even come to bwl progression

he ran a literal pug, no mats to guild bank (not that auto would have done anything useful with them) some people joined on alts and it was nothing to do with the guild. he didn't even join the main guild raid the week we lacked tanks and struggled in MC

notice how moh cleared BWL first lockout while nihilum took weeks?

Bumping to combat the other fucking thread

Nihilum took weeks because like 5 people total had even been in BWL at that point. Still baffles me about the amount of deaths MoH had though.

There is no other thread

Not yet, bet Fagdro is panicking right now.

>"Bumping to combat the other fucking thread"
>no other thread
>"Heh...not yet"

FUCK OFF HANDRO ORBITER FUCK OFF ITS NOT FAIR!!!!

>another server shutdown
blizzard won...i will play legion
fuck this russian private server garbage

yeah fuck off. Handro is gonna be pissed when he sees his reddit safe space normie guild didn't make it into the op.

DAILY FUCKING REMINDER THAT ONE OF THE BETTER QUEST CHAINS THAT HOLDS PREBIS LOOT IS NOT DOABLE BECAUSE THIS BUG REPORTED ON CHRISTMAS 2016 IS STILL CONSIDERED '''''''''''NEW'''''''''''''

I WISH I COULD STRANGLE MADTII WITH MY BEAR HANDS!!! FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING MANDATERS ALWAYS SHIT POSTING US. WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! FUCK OFFF REEEEEEEEEEE

what prebis loot is that

>NOT DOABLE
>bug report "looting the items is fine and you can turn it in"
>"making this quest really hard if not impossible for some classes to do as solo."
>SOLO
Not justifying their shitty bug fixes but good god man just ask someone for some help.

Shit server. Fuck this. Twinstar fresh realm when?

github.com/elysium-project/server/issues/2111
github.com/elysium-project/server/issues/1635

lmao stop posting any time automute, you were objectively one of the worst players in Nihilum. not even taking how much of a trash person you are into account.

was meant for this faggot

This is what happens when I decide to take a few days break?
fuck this guild and fuck this server, its full of chinks and slavs and the guilds are terrible and im just moving on to the other expansions until an actual good TBC server comes.

comes... goddamnit i cant even say Come without this embarrasment of a member popping into my head due to his faggotry. Stop talking about sucking cocks youre all literally 15-20 years old youve never seen a penis let alone gave a decent blowjob, you delusional faggots

uhhh?

>youve never seen a penis let alone gave a decent blowjob, you delusional faggots

What did he mean by this?

>people playing naxx expecting Wrath difficulty

>get stomped

>"OMG its OVERTUNED NERF IT CHING CHONG WONG"

Good place to fuck around with specs on, actually pugged Naxx a bit it was glitchy as shit with spiders pulling through walls in Grobbulus' room and some oozes spawning infinitely crashing the server.

If anything it was undertuned as hell, or maybe its because everyone had post-raid BiS and GMs constantly giving world buffs.

I want Sniffhow to dominate me with her cute green feet

Toes!

When is this tranny getting gkicked?

Who is making these posts

He is going to kick you in the balls and force you to scrape all that delicious toejam for your insolence

me
I just can't resist the urge to lick those toes all over

>he

feral tank ring

join DoN if you wanna be able to say, "faggot" without being kicked from your guild

>feral tanks

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

tbf I think the quest is bugged right now,
I couldn't find a single doll

Yeah, you just get chatbanned in DoN if you say something they don't like.

it is bugged, I literally linked 2 github issues

Only if you don't shut the fuck up

are you the guy who constantly talked about gay sex?

it's bugged the same way ungoro crystals and lotus still are, nothing on this server respawns properly

i want to fuck his (hers) toepussy

HAS

I want to see Sniffhow and Melori play with each other's feet! Their toes!

Hawky:
>biggest ass
>never goes oom (INFINITE mana)
>encourages you to be brave and pull many mobs (and helps the DPS kill them with sick blessings and BoPs)
>cutest toes
>always keeps her target alive
>tells funny jokes and does cool spins while healing

I want to sniff between Sniffhow's toes!

Why is this happening

I want to ______ Hawky.

because you have cute green toes!!!

run stratholme with!

I want to tickle your little orc toes!

>doing escort in ratchet
>fucking final flash wanna be camping it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

be jelous, you have every right to be

ok finalflash

Don't cuck me bro

too late, the toes are mine

FUCKING

YES

FUCKING HYPE

I THOUGTH IT WAS A GOOD RUN GETTING SATYRS BOW BUT HOLY SHIT YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS