ITT:

We post our most insane driving to work stories.

>driving my car to work when all of a sudden I pull in the parking lot and lock my car so I can punch in at a reasonable time

Cool story bro

>Have to work at 5 AM
>Snowed night before
>Pull into parking lot at 5 mph
>Turn corner
>Slide slightly because of ice
>Shit pants and walk into work
>Almost fall walking on the ice

Sorry to hear user, where you’re living at? Washington?

reported, you sick fucker.

>pull up to red light
>look at vw bug next to Me
>think: there sure is a lot of steam coming out of that engine
>(realize it's on fire from the inside, its starting to billow out the window)
>look forward and see perpendicular traffic
>flames get higher.
>everyone is swerving and trying to move to the left turn lane to gtfa from this burning car
>freak out like the dad from Malcolm in the middle.

>Driving home from work
>Enter roundabout
>80 year old woman stopped backwards in roundabout trying to turn left
Give me one(1) good reason why you shouldn't have to retake your drivers test when you turn 60

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>coming home from work at 6 PM
>saw a guy swerve into oncoming traffic
>was probably drunk, distracted or did it intentionally