ITT:

Sometime people do the dumbest things. As for my story, the person was probably new to the area, so I'll let them off for that. They were taking a turn but ended up turning too tight and fucked up. pic 100% related. It was hilarious to watch them though, and they got lucky that traffic wasn't too busy at the time.

>work in shithole capital city that half asses the roads every time it snows
>half the roads are still unplowed and unsalted
>and I don't mean some are and some aren't (that's still the case though)
>I mean you can literally go down a street and there are still entire lanes covered in snow and ice

anyways
>since the roads are still shitty always see people struggling to control cars
>meanwhile I'm handbrake sliding around every corner like a reckless cunt

happens almost every day in the winter

> Follow riced A-class merc
> No indication, doesn't know the roads
> Complete moron
> Stop at lights
> Three lanes, down to two further on with a filter lane for a sliproad
> Green light
> I go in the rightmost lane, overtake car on left
> Merc in leftmost lane sets off, undertakes the car in the middle
> Perfect pincer manoeuvre; he's forced to brake to avoid hitting either of us
> Laugh, stop disparaging Merc's driving ability until he pulls into a sideroad
> Conclude it was a drug dealer, carry on to work

> Go down hill
> Roundabout at bottom
> Industrial estate kicks out onto roundabout
> Fleet of trucks hits the roundabout at the same time I do
> BRAKES printed on the side of the trucks
> Every day, thank them for the reminder to slow down for the roundabout

>driving country road following dipshit in new challenger
>he doesnt know the area
>going too fast and hitting ABS
>I slow down for this really tight blind turn
>i see a plume of dirt and enter the turn
>i see the now wrecked challenger come to rest upside down.
>i panic and call police
>park at the hill with hazards
>late 20s guy was hurt quite bad
>paramedics arive and police ask me what happened
>call boss and he gives me a few days off for trauma
Mfw

>Driving to work
>Run over dog
>In front of 6 kids
>Didn't stop

>driving home from work
>parts runner so I just drive all day then drive 40 minutes home
>so much traffic
>everybody leaving city takes same exit at a split so 4 lanes go into 2
>so slow
>why it so slow today
>finally see overturned car at the side of the freeway
>”kek, what a dumbass, probably texting and driving”
>finally get home
>get email from my university saying that the president died in traffic accident that day
Spoopy.

>driving back to work from lunch break
>its been freezing cold all day
>suddenly rain
>oh no
>get on the highway, notice back end of the car is skittering around as I accelerate out of the on-ramp
>hit interchange for local beltway, overpass on-ramp
>get fucking hektik sideways on the concrete
>probably best to slow down
>start doing 40-45 +/- whatever the traffic is doing
>rains more
>entire highway becoming glass while I'm on it
>get maybe a mile and a half down the road and the other cars are starting to slow up and slide off the road crown
>people pulling over and stopping on the highway because a little ice is too much for them
>get nervous because there are cars coming behind us at speed and we have just crested a hill so they can't see the stopped cars
>drive on the shoulder and use the fresh snow and rumble strip for grip
>put the miats into 2nd, engine brake to 35 mph and maneuver my way out of the pack of retards onto open road using the fresh snow and rumble strip on the shoulder for extra grip
>"drift" around the last Camry in the group because I ran over a paint mark changing lanes

>changed rocker cover gasket
>it was raining when I did it so I was rushing and did a shit job
>is hard to get back into place as it sits slightly into the firewall
>next day driving to work in the morning
>feeling good, accelerate quickly
>feels great
>stop at next lights
>smell something burning
>lady next to me is staring at my car with a "what the fuck" look on her face
>notice smoke billowing out from under the bonnet of my car
>whatthefuck.jpg
>pull over, open hood
>gasket not on properly, oil leaking out the back onto exhaust when I accelerated
>nothing I can do about it here
>proceed to work in the smokemobile and fix it when I get there

>work at mall
>large part of parking lot always empty
>frost inside car that I cant scrape
>do donuts while my windshield defrosts
>snow piled higher than car at end of the lot
>decide to put passenger side as far up as I can
>sitting sideways like a tard
>windshield clear, drive home
>no one knows the lanes, like normal
one day mall security is going to be waiting for me

>drive to work
>don't get road rage or crahsed into by commuters

C R A Z Y

an orthodox jew once rear ended the fuck out of me at a roundabout and then drove off.

how'd you know
for real

WTF? Are you serious?

>>call boss and he gives me a few days off for trauma

Well damn. Where I live in the places I've worked at, that would never happen.

>car is taking a left at a light
>cars behind him waiting for him to turn
>i go around them in the right hand lane (somewhat illegally but harmlessly - gif related) and cut back after i pass them
>as i am passing, the car turns and the truck waiting behind him goes into full assblast mode
>gets up on my ass and beeps and is screaming out of his window at me, telling me to pull over
>tries to pass me multiple times, i effortlessly spool up my turbo and leave him in the dust, then resume going slightly under the speed limit
>he is screaming at me to pull over to fight me, accelerating wildly and slamming on his brakes inches from my bumper
>i give him the thumbs up and keep going 30mph
>keeps trying to pass me on one lane road and failing and i am just laughing at him
>he turns
>we both go to work

>driving home from work
>snow and slush all over the roads
>having way too much fun sliding through every corner in my $3k civic
>coming up on a left turn off the main road, no cars coming
>dumb woman in a suburban pulls halfway through the stop sign and slams on the brakes when she sees me
>right in my path
>holy fuck
>flick to the right, tap the brakes, go to full left lock and floor it
>dorifto around the bitch in a semi-circle, just barely avoid her
>straighten out and continue on my merry way
you know that feeling when you almost panic, but your brain sort of puts it on hold for a moment and you get this total clarity and you know exactly what to do
that's what happened there
I just wish you could get that without being in a life-or-death situation
makes it a bit inconvenient

WOW

>first day at first job at motorcycle rental place
>really misjudged time, don't want to be late
>riding motorcycle to work so i go super fast and pass everyone on double yellows and shit
>pass cop that saw antics
>take detour and haul some more ass to get out of there

Made it on time. Quit that same day though.

>driving to work on a snowy day
>4x4 truck
>see a car in the ditch
>have tow straps, pull over to yank it out
>hillary sticker on the bumper
>pull back onto the highway

>be driving to work
>realize life is a rat race
>quit job
>start my own bidness
>work when i want
>laugh at rats

>be neet
this
all my dole goes on the shitbox

googled an image to help explain you the word neet but all i found was this

heh cum

That actually explains it perfectly

>living where it requires you to drive thru traffic to work

I walk to work and it takes 10 minutes.

>snowbird makes an illegal uturn
>almost hits me making a right hand turn
this happened like 5 times, fucking faggots coming down to arizona for the winter.

i spun out on the on ramp in my toyota echo because i was flipping out over the moon and didn't realize i was in a construction site

>driving to work
>cutting it kinda late, want a sec to get some breakfast
>early morning, about 5:30
>come sailing down this one slope, hit about 110
>a hungry man is rarely reasonable
>know I've got a very long exit ramp, so I'm not too worried about slowing down before I hit it
>I take the exit just a little early so I can start slowing down
>guy starts coming in on me
>I'm still going way too fast to simply let up and let him in front
>go partially in this shoulder area and gun it knowing that I am either shoving him into traffic or he is shoving me into a wall, and stopping ain't an option
>only option I see is to go in front of him
>end up throwing it back up to 100
>loose traction on the ramp
running_in_the_90s.mp3
>end up doing this unintentional drift off the ramp and onto the road bellow
>guy in his, what I think was a Camero, gets pissed tailgates me till I get to work, circles the parking lot a few times then takes off

It was cool. I got to do a lot of cool shit and got the spooks.

>driving back home, go speed limit
>drive like 200m, on the right is a private parking lot
>audi A1 has to brake pretty hard, wanted to merge without looking
>swerve a tiny bit
>arrive at stop sign a bit later
>audi comes flying, spamming the highbeams, woman wildly gesticulating
>wtf lol
>take the longer route, she follows, keeps up the highbeam and gesticulating shit
>lose her sometime in town
I need to get a dashcam, people who go crazy when they're at fault are funny

Who are you and what have you done with my main nigga Robert?

Noice

I love when it snows for work
>work at 1030pm
>snowing like crazy already a foot on road
>drive like a spaz and Tokyo drift every corner until TC snaps me back into place
>blow past all-season plebs bringing a wave of fine snowdust behind me
>spin into damn near empty parking lot because everyone is chicken shit and calls in
>dont even bother finding a spot, leave car where it is
>lock up and punch in

>acts like a faggot
>lel why he mad?
KYS

>driving to work
>gas pedal stops working on the freeway
oh no

Stick your feet through the floor panels and run faggot

>Car is thirsty
>Got thirsty right when I pulled onto the freeway
>Know when the light comes on I've got ~30 miles left
>Commute is 28 miles
>I got this
>Driving like a hippie
>Coasting whenever I can
>Fav gas station is coming up
>Go onto offramp
>Been raining all day
>Decide it's a good idea to coast the ramp
>Realize I'm driving an SUV
>Suddenly Firestone
>Back end goes loose
>TC gets pissed
>Night_of_fire.flac
>Pull into gas station with new crease in seat

why are you mad though?