Crashed my car

Why would you swerve? I though aussies hated 'roos.

Moose fuck up semis with cow pushers. Nigger we can have it bad too

because they roll into your windshield and kill you

ya diserve it for not getting a v8 m8

I know we have it worse. Moose are scary big. Roo's would be nothing in a big truck.

We do, but hitting a kangaroo is not like hitting a deer, and I can tell you that from experience with both. Hitting a roo, especially at 100kph is like hitting a few bags of wet cement tied together. They are fuckin' destructive and because they're actually fairly thin from top-down, they will be hit from the side, rotate 90 degrees, and catapult through your windshield, killing you.

>swerving for anything other than a moose
you dun goofed. Never swerve. Slam on brakes to lessen impact.

For real though, last night on a midnight run down a rural road, I came up on a Honda Fit, going below the limit, and the fucker swerved all ovwr the road and nearly into a ditch just because a skunk ran out into the shoulder

Driveway slopes down hill. Car was a standard; left it in gear when I parked, but didn't set the brake. Total loss.

Too smart for automatic huh?

>not having a bullbar

Ah damn, that poor ute
Don't have pictures of it, but I learned how to drift in an 04 Hyundai Sonata....not the best car to learn in so logically this resulted in me taking a corner a bit too fast (60 mph) and flying into the ditch, rolling 3 1/2 times
Car was obviously totaled and I bought an 87 CRX and a 97' Lexus SC300 afterwards.
CRX I still have but the back hatch was ruined when I got rear ended, just sold the SC300 to my friend and he wrecked it into a tree less than a week later trying to drift an automatic like an idiot lol

>putting a bullbar on a commodore
spotted the raging faggot

Stay mad. I've hit a few roos in my shitbox ute and the roof has remained not squashed in.

>what is handbrake

when they step out a bit too far utes can be harder to catch
lost mine for over 2 months but it got a full respray which was pretty cool

10/10 excellent post

Is this the most Australian post of all time?

>we're speshul coz we hav it worse
You're probably unaware the majority of Australian highways north of the 26th parallel pass through the middle of cattle station (or "Ranch" for you) properties. We literally drive through livestock paddocks bordered by cattle grids over the road width.
One of the reason more of our prime movers feature frontal bar work than your semi tractors.

Utes look so fucking gay, Jesus

I wanted to get hektik in my fwd shitbox at a snowy parkinglot and smashed it into a curb. Bent wheel and subframe, fucked bearings.

Did you have the esc disabled?

Not me but a friend of mines fuck up.

I wasn't aware you guys had roads

>swerving for animals

Unless it's a goddamn moose, it's getting hit

BUSTED LIFTER

>driving vy ss ute
>had it 2 weeks
>insurance is pending
>driving down a backroad at 80-90km/h
>posted speed limit is 100km/h
>a wild wombat appears
>it runs straight into my lane and just sits there
>cunt's fucking huge
>hitting him would just about be a death sentence
>2m high dirt bank on right side of the road
>50+ meter drop on left side of road
>go to swerve around him
>rear wheels touch the dirt
>drop it back to 3rd and try to hold the slide
>past a 90 deagree slide on a narrow road
>no break down lanes
>finally grips in slaps back right
>side of the road is deep from rain
>back into the dirt
>manage to hold the slide only just missing the dirt bank
>come back onto the road
>front left and rear left tyre have come off the rim
>now doing 100+km/h sliding down the road full lock to the left
>slam into the dirt bank
>pass out here
>car does a 180 against the bank
>back onto the road
>bounces off a tree on the left side of the road
>hits head with the bank again
>this time estimated 60km/h collision
>spins more than 360 along the bank totaling the car completely
>comes to a stop with the rear wheels on top of the bank
>nose in the gutter
>engine still running
>mfw
The insurance did not pay out either, if it had have been 1 week later i would have made 2k off the car.

Its a 6 liter vz you fucktard

Fuck mate thats hectic. Fucking insurance fags

Can't post mine (pristine BTW) cause no new decent pics on this computer or phone but I have this

youtube.com/watch?v=VVdafyKRm2s

I got $3500 for it as scrap at least i guess...

LS1 > L98

vz and earlier kick out a lot easier, the VE and VF have 50/50 weight distribution compared to 70/30 in the vz

Not quite 50/50 but the handling is shockingly good I can attest to that

that clok clok clok video u posted ages back is lifter 100%

6.0's and even new 6.2's still have the lifter issue
should have reshelled it
based ls1 posters

My only fuck up so far is skidding my falcon into a gutter coming out a roundabout in the wet. rear blew instantly, could hear the front coming down fast as I was swapping my spare on

didn't you crash your current car after only having it back for 3 days?

nah the chassis rails were bent, ples everything else was fucked, i would have been lucky to get 3k for it if i parted it out

Even a 7-8 foot tall big grey cunt?

Nah it was just shit posting

Some cunts probably happy with what's left of it got any pics?

Crashed my car on the drink and lost licence.

the cunt turned into a good paddock basher.

fuck off falcunt

legend
NOSI BOYE

Fuuuuck what a mad cunt. True aussie. Im assuming you got no insurance money?

HSP Did the same thing but he went up the gutter and through someone's fence.

nah no insurance, nobody will pay out in a drink driving crash

Is that a TT, or R8? I cant tell.