When was the last time Veeky Forums got pulled over?

Great, actually.

>drove my '68 plymouth to IHOP for dinner
>it's dark and 30 degrees on the way back
>flashin' lights
>o shit
>"first of all, nice ride. Secondly, were you aware your brake lights aren't working?"
>"Oh no, I had no idea"
>he invites me to step out and see
>asks me for insurance
>say it's registered as an antique so I don't need it (true)
>he clearly doesn't believe me but lets it go
>explain I passed inspection recently (also true)
>"I believe you. You know, this time of year, there are so many squirrels getting into everything. Your lights coulda been working yesterday, and this morning they got into the wiring and chewed it up!"
>"yeah, that's it"
>"come on, I'll give you an escort back so no one rear-ends you. Don't drive 'til you've fixed it!"

Based donut eater.

back in 2016 when i got my first v8

was just a breathtest/dui

Actually I do have a decent story.

>be 16 lil bro is 8
>on way to cali lil bro has to piss real bad
>parents pull off and hes going piss in the desert on freeway
>highway patrol pulls up to the disco
>acts like a movie cop all the generic asshole cop stuff
>cheeky cunt he is says its like hes pissing in his office
>kills 30 min of our trip just sitting there while he chills in his car

as an angsty lil 16 yr old remembering thinking ima bout to take a fat shit on your desk next faggot lol

I've always wanted to tell a cop that I have dead hookers in my trunk when they ask me if I have anything illegal in the car. The meme here is that I don't have a trunk with enough room to fit even a fucking baby.

>its like hes pissing in his office
That's fucking excellent

Was he on foot or something? You should have just kept going.

>He writes me up for 5 over, not 20 over.
So you got a ticket

He got out of his car and literally walked in front of me into traffic. I wonder what would have happened if I'd hit him.

>never
my shitbox is invisible to cops

saturday. i was doing about 85 in a 55, passing a jeep on a long straight in a road i've never been on before. i tried to slow down the instant i saw the cop car hiding behind some shrubs but in my rear view mirror i saw him pull out and i knew i was boned.

it was my first time being pulled over and i was nervous and a total kissass, plus i had a clean record so he knocked it down to a 60 in a 55.

don't know how much the ticket will be.

Never got a ticket since i got my license a year ago :)

>turn left going to town, subconsciously accelerate to 40
>speed limit in the shitty town road is 20, hasnt changed in 50 years
>wee woo wee woo
>pull over, license and registration
"Know how fast you were going?"
>"I usually try to keep it around 30, but I was in a hurry."
"I clocked you at 39."
>"Okay officer, won't be in a rush again."
>get warning

> 95 in a 55
> Black gf
> Get lit up
> Black cop
> Gives me usual dangerous etc
> Do me a favor
>Herewego.jpg
> Have a nice day and pay attention to the speed limit.

Thank you random based black cop

Wait do you seriously not need insurance for antique plates? What state?

Hahaha me and my buddy got pulled over with 6gs of weed on the floor, and I had a mini bong in my pocket, doing twice the speed limit, no insurance, no seatbelt. I got a warning because I was in an old Ford and overalls

I live in Australia and drive 20 - 30+ km/h every where I've been driving for over 10 years and have only been pulled over once for a random breath test which I passed

Last time I was going 40mph in a 25 zone. Keep in mind though this is a road with no houses on it two lanes, a center divider lane, and full size bike lanes and sidewalks. It's also dead straight. No one goes under 35 on this road as all the roads it leads to are equal or less developed and are 35mph..

Anyways
>I was on my motorcycle with a tank mounted guage following some sedan.
>Wasn't bothering to pay attention to the speedo since I had a car in front to follow.
>See a white car parked on the side of the street, and don't think much of it until I'm right on it.
>Next thing I see is it flipping a U turn in my mirror and his lights come on.
>Because I'm on a motorcycle in Oregon only I get pulled over. Its some young ginger. Doesn't say much just gives me a ticket then lets me go.
>wrote to the judge that I should have been paying better attention to my speed. Read online that judge had a vendetta against motorcycles so didn't expect much from it. Basically said us riders are better than cagers and because of that we need to hold ourselves at a higher standard.
>didn't drop the ticket, but reduced it from $230 to $60ish

>mom has doctors appointment at 1:30 in another state 4 hours away
>get into argument with gf
>run behind by 30 minutes
>speed most of the way back home
>averaging 90+ mph on a 75
>going down hill
>hit 110 mph
>pass cop
>fuck im gonna get pulled over
>see in rear view mirror cop turning around
>yep
>tell my im getting pulled over
>finally get pulled over after he rode my ass for three minutes
>asks why im speeding
>"im an engineer and I was speeding on the downhill to be more fuel efficient on the uphill, and because my mom has a doctors appointment"
>"106mph is beyond engineering, you running late?"
>"yep"
>gives me the option of paying +$200 citation or go to court
>originally want to pay but change my mind and decide to fight it
>mom bitches at me the rest of the way home

Now I got court in two months. I have a good feeling that itll get dismissed or reduced because of the circumstances.

>i hope

Chill old guy who just wanted to write tickets he took a bunch of speed off too.

Last time I was properly "pulled over" I ran a roadblock in Colombia and ended up having to bribe the cops who chased after me since I didn't have insurance. La vida loca.

>black gf

kys

>Driving home one night after work
>Tired and not really watching speed
>Cruise past spot where police commonly set up radar without checking for a cruiser like I normally would
>Suddenly disco lights
>Pull over RCMP officer comes up, takes license, etc.
>”Do you know how fast you were going?”
>”No I wasn’t really watching, sorry”
>”Alright, it was about 20 over. I’m not giving you a ticket tonight, just watch your speed more”
>”Thanks, have a good night”
I’ve only been pulled over a couple times, without any bad experiences

>No I wasn’t really watching, sorry

You BEGGED him for a ticket and he still didn't give you one. You are very lucky.

>no lights
>on foot

just floor it lmao

Texas. Best state

Not actually pulled over, just a real scare

>Swap winter tires out for old tires from last year
>Put worn out ones on the back
>Doriftu time
>See a cop less than 5 minutes from my house, he has a biker pulled over
>Go to drift lot like 20 minutes away
>Cars there
>Check alternative lots
>All either have cars, or one was well within earshot of the cop I saw
>Sorry biker, I'm not saving you tonight
>Cross the freeway
>Not too busy, I go to a dead end street and attempt a bit of a peel out just so the night wasn't a complete bust
>Don't turn off TC because I'm a muppet
>Disappointing chirp
>See Dodge Durango in parking lot
>Reverse lights come on
>Ohcrap
>Drive very very law abidingly past the lot
>Durango turns to follow
>Cross back over the freeway
>See headlights crest the ridge, closing fast
>Get right up behind me, absolutely pushing me down the road
>I'm not that dumb, I stick dead on the speed limit
>Go to turn left
>Wut.jpg
>Durango is going straight
>I look over, see average dad driving it
>No lights, no cop plates
>Go home and think about how lucky I got

Cops should drive vehicles not available to the public as an average familymobile, I'm sick of Stacy and her 13.5 kids making me think I'm about to get busted.

>be yuro
>do uber at night
>usually work in the city but if a trip takes me to the suburbs i stay there
>get a trip request in the middle of an A road
>3:30 am
>dindu name, whatever, they're usually fine
>get there
>pack 4 dindus. reeking of cheap hash, in my Volks, start the trip
>their destination is the opposite way
>drive a hundred meters, make a U turn over a solid middle line
>get flashed by cops, in the middle of fucking nowhere, 3 cop cars, probably a drunk driver filter
>papersandshit.gif
>flashes the lights on the dindus
>smells the hash
>dindus are taken out of my car and detained
>get a finger wag and sent off

That's all I ever get pulled over, petty shit in the middle of the night, never got more than a finger wag and a tisk, avoided hundreds yurobucks in fines.

>”you were going 46 in a 30”
>”muh mams a retired cop”
>”ok, drive safe”

Literally everytime, thank you mom.

A year ago. Cop was a faggot on a powertrip. He charged me with """speeding""".

Ticket goes to court in a few months, will probably get thrown out because he made a few errors on the ticket and probably keeps shit notes too.

How hard is it to spell my fucking name correctly you dumb pig, it's written on my license.

>picking up niggers

Unless they look like pic related, you need to rethink your choices.

>tfw no big booty black bitch to breed

>pulled over
>"licence please"
>hand him licence
>he goes back to car, checks it
>comes back
>"the speed limit on that road is 60, you were going faster, slow down next time, this is a warning"
>"thanks and will do"

Yeah yeah, I know, hurrdurrniggers. Maybe I got lucky but in 2 years, I never had any bad experiences with dindus, except two times, when I had 3 sheboons that literally smelled like shit and asked me to stop on the side of some random country road so they can piss and shit outside. Drove off.
Second time I had three little fuckers, about 16, one of them started acting up, got a quick punch in the ear from one of the other guys, calmed right the fuck down.

I never take arabs though. Never fucking ever.

>black girl head is best head

>be me
>crossing through suburbia gated community
>gate hasn't worked in years always open
>probably going a little to fast but its late no one outside
>pass security guard, dont slow down for 2 back2back speedbumps
>stop at stop sign, security guard is actually cop and discos
>2 more stop signs and pull off main road so we don't block traffic
>"Can you explain your dangerous driving?"
>"I'm sorry?", "you blew right through those stop signs"
>"Sorry, I don't understand, I didn't do that, you mean the speedbumps?"
>"Alright, license, registration, insurance."
>"Here's a speeding ticket for 45 in a 30, a moving violation for the first stop sign, and another for the second"
>"Alright thanks"
Went to court, he didn't show up, tickets dismissed

should've capped his ass for givin you 'tude

I get pulled over 1-2 times a week due to my long hair (i'm a man), it's getting silly desu.

>left headlight goes out in my mustang on way to work
>dont get off until 10 pm
>stop at walmart across the street and get new bulbs
>go home
>cop pulls out of dark alley and lights up
>pull over
>tells me I have a light out and if I knew about it
>obviously I can see my lights out dumbass
>show him my new bulbs and he compliments my car and lets me go

you must be sucking a ton of dick to get outta those tickets

What year Mustang??

1989

>and he compliments my car

>1989 Mustang

Some people dont have shit taste

And some people do. Like Mr. Mustang there.

>pulling over for a black cop

Ha. Not in this lifetime.

>go visit my friend at the local u about an hour away, next state over
>we hot box in my car for an hour talking about electrical engineering and shit
>friend gives me a a nice nug and we part ways
>put it inside an air tight capsule inside another air tight capsule and stick it behind a dash trim bezel
>turn on the heat+a/c and proceed on my drive home
>about 30 minutes in i see blue and red in my rear view
>shit my pants
>momentarily open my driver window as we pull to the shoulder in a desperate attempt to clear any odor, which at this point i clearly cannot detect
>as soon as i stop the car i grab my reg/insurance and license and put them on my lap
>place my hands at 10 and 2 on the wheel and wait for the officer to get to my window
>he shows up
>"evening sir, so the reason I pulled you over is because you were drifting towards the shoulder a few times"
>i know i do this as a defensive driving habit but at this point i think im thoroughly fucked, he's going to mention a pot smell, pull me out of the car and cuff me
>my heart is pounding in my ears and my adrenaline is going
>without giving me a chance to respond he asks me where im going and where im leaving from
>somehow, calmy tell him without missing a beat or stuttering
>asks me if i have any points
>say no
>he asks for my papers and i provide them
>he walks back to his car
>the entire time im scanning my mirrors, waiting for a second car to pull to the shoulder which would almost assuredly indicate that im about to be arrested
>feels like 20 minutes pass
>100% expecting him to come back and mention a pot smell
>he shows up to the window
>"I put it in as a warning, you drive safe"
>hands me my papers and i proceed along the rest of my drive laughing hysterically at the bullet i just dodged

I think the only reason I was able to keep my cool is because I was still pretty stoned. My car fucking stank the next 3 days, so maybe the cop was just merciful. Needless to say im gonna stop smoking for a while.

last year, in the middle of the night in a city, popular holiday spot, driving for a wedding party
>some guy dressed like a cop gives some signs with some colorful sticks, pull over next to him
>got asked to blow into alcohol tester
>green light, move along
>didn't even check paperwork
>drunk dad on the back seat wanted to be tested too for some reason

it's the first and the last time i've been pulled over
not sure if lucky or busrider

Cop did the same thing to me few weeks back, except mine was for an illegal left turn.

>Be me
>In my new spec'd up audi
>anti lag and launch control
>Go on quiet road i thought was empty
>give it a riparooniiii
>BWAP BWAP BWAP BWAP RERRRREREEE
>LIGHTS appear behind me
>I pull over
>cops are bot smiling ear to ear

both huge audi fans

what model user?

Pic related: my 08 element that I was driving

>flying down I-83 N at 12:25AM
>fucking BLASTING link related: youtube.com/watch?v=E6aMkYnfJ_s&t=2s
>going maybe 95 and changing lanes kinda fast
>all lanes are open to my right for a few hundred feet
>I swerve over 3 lanes straight to the right lane to make my exit
>I see blue and white reflectors on the bumper of one of the cars in front of me when I swerve over
>fuzz.bmp
>about 1000 feet from my exit he fucking flies behind me into my lane and turns on the spinners
>Immediately pull over
>18 and my first ticket, only had license for 10 months so I'm freaking out
>officer walks over to window
"WUZ YO EXCUSE"
>fucking pissed
>basically I looked him in the eye, gave him the answers he wanted to hear, and said yes sir/no sir/etc..
>he lectures me about how it's rut season, and how thousands of teens die from running into deer on the highway
"alright, have a nice night."
>holtfup.tga
>I literally say:
"wait, so do you not wanna see my license and registration?"
>whywouldisaythat.raw
"I SAID, HAVE A NICE NIGHT."
>leave scot fucking free
>take my exit and make my way home following the speed limit

Now that I think about it, I remember he didn't even have on a police uniform, he just had a Polartec jacket. I wasn't able to make out what jurisdiction he was from either but he definitely had a police spec Ford Explorer. Maybe he was legitimately unable to give me a ticket.

How do i find a lawyer to fight a ticket?

your city + traffic attorney in google
Check the reviews.
>tfw your jew attorney who was only $100 got you out of two tickets
>both you were going 80 in a 60 and guilty
SHEEEEEEEEEEIT

Best mustang.

Dude stop putting ur same car pic in every bread

Ripped a big power wheelie on my FJR1300 through one of the busiest intersections in [frozen shithole city of 700,000] right in front of two police cars, nothing happened. Yet the one time I decided to go 130 on the perimeter highway I got pulled over almost immediately, got off with a warning but it still really makes me think to this day.

its the only good one I have but ok

Spotted the soy

>get pulled over late at nigh
>"good evening officer"
>"driving license"
>thats fucking courteous you public sector leech
>start fumbling all over my pockets pretending I cant find it, finally hand it over
>"have you been drinking?"
>"no"
>"we will see about that"
>you fucking what you stupid smug pretentious faggot
>"lets see"
>"blow in here"
>blow very little
>"you have to blow strongly sir"
>blow a bit more
>"I can do that all night"
>try me bitch
>"I have asthma, its hard for me"
>keep weak ass blowing until he visibly frustrated
>finally blow as you are supposed to do
>*beep*
>"well?"
>smugness gone
>"move along"
>"oh, I can go now?"
>"yes"
>"so I have not been drinking?"
>"move along sir"

Stupid faggots

I've gotten out of a few sticky situations myself
>Live in rural area
>going to the store
>pass a police car and pickup on a corner
>they wave me down so I stop and back up
>"Do you live around here?"
>>"Yes sir"
>"At X house with X car in the drive way?"
>>"Yes sir"
>"Okay, someone reported a shirtless tweaker walking around these back roads"
>>"Haven't seen him"
>"Okay have a nice day"

>>"Do you live around here?"
>>>"Yes sir"
>>"At X house with X car in the drive way?"
>>>"Yes sir"

Never. Speed enforcement is done with cameras here. Cops go after Romanian truck drivers instead.

hello hungary

Got pulled over for not having my lights on. The lights were on, Mountie was just giving me trouble.

A year ago, got new springs and shocks put in and was wearing them in. Knocked off work at midnight on a Friday and as I pulled off the highway a cop hiding parked with his lights off saw me and pulled me over for "taking that corner a bit too aggressively". Got breath tested for alcohol and was all good. He didn't even say shit about the Beer in my cup holder. Rural cops are alright.

Germany

I have my license for 4 years and I drove in 12 different countries. Never got pulled over.

Two years ago a cop pulled me over as I was exiting the airport and asked to see my chauffeur permit and license. After wasting my time for five minutes he told me to carry on.

Two months before that I came upon a military roadblock with dogs and spotlights. They were searching cars for contraband.
I drove around to the front of the line and told the guy that my clients were going to miss their helicopter.
So he just motioned someone to move the land rover and let me through.

Once I was pulled over for doing 160km in an 80km zone. The officer asked why I was speeding and I just said that I was in a hurry to get to the embassy and let me go.

I got pulled over because my rear brake light bulbs were not on at night, the car was not under my name yet (after a month of owning it), I had no insurance on it and I had a bike ramp on the back since I was clearly going to Tucson to buy a zx6r. I'm MEXICAN and the cop just gave me a warning. That was in Phoenix that he pulled me over over 20 miles away from my house at the moment.

Pic related (just a hardbody I bought to mess around in)