Can you seriously not clear Skajls name or hwoever the sweet fuck you spell it..?
Landon Clark
Yup, you can not go to his grave and just leave him to rot.
Jeremiah Foster
>literally begs you to clear his name >sorry too busy collecting gwent cards bud
Fuck me
Cooper Cruz
>tfw sick >tfw no sorceress gf to look after me i feel like me being a highly autistic manchild is the best way to get a sorceress gf
theyre huge sluts who lead serious lives doing serious things like plotting to overthrow kingdoms and killing people and they cant (usually) have kids
but then along comes autismus maximus acting like a little child and i feel like that would fill the same void that children might
itd be a bit weird because shed be like a mummy not a gf but people do get into those kinds of relationships
like a girl for example who has daddy issues so she finds that she likes old fat men who can dominate her sexually and do nasty things to her like facefucking and slapping and being choked
do you see what i mean?
girls find autism cute anyway if its the right kind
theyd all want to look after me
Jayden Scott
istredd and yennefer lick each other's genitals every day
Nolan Ross
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Justin Martin
ciri is so lucky. she already had two fathers with geralt and emhyr and now she has a step daddy istredd too
Owen Hernandez
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Liam White
Is it true that among the aristocrats of Maribor, Triss was known as Fellatrice Merigold for her penchant to suck the cocks of the upper class?
Anthony Wright
Wtf is OP's image?
Jackson Williams
It's a sad botchling.
Sebastian Foster
>Roche won't show up at hanged man's tree FUCKING REEEE, HOW DO I FIX THIS?
Jose Kelly
She was known as Trass Meributt for obvious reasons
Dominic Ward
Well ... it's been fun ;_;
Blake Bailey
I heard she was known as BRAAAAP merigold for her tendency to participate in fecal play.
Parker Phillips
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Austin Cox
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Joshua Nguyen
She can fart in my face all day long.
Asher Watson
Whatever floats your boat.
Daniel Peterson
uhhhh I wish they added something like slots for your own builds you'd have to spend one respec potion on it and when you pick that build, Gerardo automatically jumps into your picked armor set + skills that you picked for this build it would make sense to change your build depending on location and mission, but having to do it manually sucks
Henry Adams
NG+ time nigga
Jayden Adams
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Ethan Baker
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Robert Nguyen
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Robert Perry
ciri hates underwear
Cameron Sanders
ofc. not wearing underwear gives geralt easy access to her!
Jaxon Hill
what kind of underwear they wear in witcher? do thongs exist?
Gavin Jackson
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Thomas Cox
triss is anal virgin
Dylan Collins
Objectively wrong.
Jonathan Garcia
anal hurts and triss can't stand pain
Noah Martin
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Jordan Gomez
Did you not see how aroused she was after Menge tortured her?
Aaron Rogers
are you suggesting they abused her ass? she went crazy after a few fingernails, she has low pain endurance
Gavin Baker
user...
Ayden Bennett
what?
Blake Wright
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Thomas Barnes
Is there some unique weaponry in those smuggler's caches in skellige? Do the drop scale with your level? Can I get a sweet ass lvl 50 silver sword to aesthetically complement my outfit? (golden handle and guard)
Ayden Mitchell
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Cameron Long
The loot is close to your level, but you won't find anything unique. Best way to use the loot is to sell it. You'll also find a lot of dimeritium.
Gavin Johnson
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Jace Campbell
/blog >decide to do them because im like that >take boat from some skellige coast village >push the gas lets go do this >boat instantly damaged because of some debris right in front of it this is going great /endblog
Oliver Hughes
Oh look a huge ass whale that moves at 0.5 FPS What did CDR mean by this?
Jackson Nguyen
I did them all 3 times. I take the boat, do an area and then go and sell the loot. Then I do it again and again...Few tricks, once you reach the sirens, stop stearing the boat, that way they'll attack you and not ruin your boat. Also, don't waste time fighting them on surface. Dive under and use the crossbow.
Bentley Johnson
Also, double tap to make the boat go faster, like with Roach.
Liam Scott
>I did them all three times For what purpose
William Roberts
I'm a completionist. You can also earn a shit tone of money that came useful for crafting all the grandmaster gear.
Levi Rodriguez
Are you the guy who gave me shit for having the 9000 weight mod? I hope you were just meming
Jace Turner
Nope, I'm your resident Trissfag. You can use any mod you like for all I care.
Kayden Rivera
All right, I hate Triss with a passion but keep the threads alive, thank you very much.
John Brooks
FUPA!
Logan Peterson
I love Triss with all my heart, but I'm not a miracle worker. Although, these threads go through phases, sometimes it seems the death is near, but they bounce back. We are at drought now it seems.
Boat just crashed, swim back and forth to the only cache in the area or swim to the boat and then sail there then fast travel to a port?
James Gomez
Here!
Lucas Bailey
You learn something new every day. Not sure Triss qualifies though.
Boat will be faster.
Christopher Jenkins
You did it, Geralt, you have finally stopped The Witcher® 3: Wild Hunt.
Cameron Ward
What the fuck how can they put this one obscure ass quest with no marker whatsoever you get to do only if your boat crashes and you need a back up boat ...
Aiden Turner
There is also another quest requiring you to find some books for some guy on one of the remote islands.
Justin Brown
Half the map down boys
Kevin Clark
Stop torturing yourself...
Ethan Nguyen
the only thing left to conquer is ciri's ass
Owen Torres
Jealous of my loot breh?
Andrew Morris
All right now we might be getting somewhere, just need a GOOD golden silver sowrd now
Austin Cox
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Gavin Roberts
Spend that gold on some Grandmaster Swords from the Blood and Wine dlc.
Anthony Hughes
What was the shitposting about in 2015 when the game was released?
Mason Taylor
Ciri's ass
Eli Thompson
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Logan Turner
no avallac'h x ciri love?
Adrian Wright
Ciri being a size queen want none of his micro elvish dick
Cooper Richardson
ciri is too tight. she can only take a micro dick
Kevin Carter
what the FUCK is wrong with you!
Brandon Reed
>GM griffin 3 piece bonus FREE sign cast >GM wolf 3 piece bonus 3 oils at once when you never face 3 types of enemies at once
Literally WHAT did CDR mean by this?
Aiden Stewart
>FUCK that's what ciri loves doing micro dick only
Jaxon Rodriguez
I see, so in 2015 when obviously Ciri was presented in the game as being a pure virgin, people shitposted about her being a huge slut to make people mad. Glad I wasn't around then.
Aiden Hall
>in the game as being a pure virgin user, she wanted to fuck skjall after 5 minutes
Hudson Brown
Seriously though unironically where the fuck is the info about Cyberpunk?
Samuel Baker
Very expensive stuff apparently. If you fuck Yen, Geralt rips her panties off with his teeth and she comments on it saying "Don't you know how expensive those are?~"
Eli Taylor
>mfw Triss posters
Landon Parker
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Matthew Foster
>the first male she wakes up to she tries to fuck
Hmmm
Tyler Davis
Triss' TW2 outfit is one of the best ones CDPR created. The design is both practical and stylish, colors are great, it's not revealing at all, yet it's very hot and tight in all the right places. It tastefully emphasizes Triss' nether regions.
Jeremiah Carter
They want to avoid another downgrade fiasco. Once they show us more, the release will soon follow. I think it won't be a long wait once they show some gameplay.
Noah Cook
Whoa, what happened to the Blood and Wine Ending Mod Everyone Comes mod? I was reinstalling and it says on the nexus it was removed by staff. Anyone know why and have an alt link?