FUCK YOU ALL

I have about 12 hanging from my mirror right now

It appears black ice rivals pinapple on pizza in terms of controversy

Except unlike black ice pineapple pizza (ESPECIALLY Hawaiian pizza) is GOAT-tier

My nigga

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There is no controversy, just sacrilege.

Damn thought I had a pic of them closest I got is this

I persenuly like the coconut 1

ha ha ha you fell for the meme

you know what used to be a good car freshener was the Playboy black colored ones. those things were awesome. smelled great and the girlies seemed to like it for sure.
but i don't think they make it anymore.
fuck

Litterally could not deal

i hate the smell too but i just have an old stale one that smells like nothing hanging off the rear view just for the meme

black ice actually goes pretty well with leather seats.

>BUT IT SMELLS LIKE MICHAEL MOORE DIPPED HIS ASS IN A FUCKING FONDUE FOUNTAIN
Fuck me why does this get me laffin

>OP can't deal with the real scent of Little Trees™ Black Ice™

That hazard light is exactly the same kind as the one on the twingo

This exchange may have served to enlighten you

Actually kys

I bet you eat anchovies on your pizza you utter trash

>couldn't deal

Black ice and the one with the diamond plate pattern on it are the best ones though kek. Seriously.

if you dont get a headache when you enter your car whats even the point ?

except it does when you swap it from another user

>GOAT-tier
Wait, is goat on a pizza good or bad? I DON'T GET IT

youtube.com/watch?v=CLHk2RQXjTA

>not buying the superior ICE STORM

black icelets just don't understand how inferior their memefreshener is.

Out of my way dangling little shits

LES ODEURS

your taste is pizza is actually disgusting i bet you like Oreos in your pizza too you degenerate

>GOAT
>G.O.A.T.

>Greatest
>Of
>All
>Time

do you not have a nose

thas gud fwend. i liek royal pien in my truc

Why is this a meme? Black Ice smells awesome

Leave it outside for a day or two

Will be less strong

you are like little baby

watch this

SUCC

>tfw my car just naturally smells like erasers no matter what
Feels good.

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>he doesn't eat curried goat pizza with pineapples
We're reaching levels of plebian that shouldn't be possible.

Non ironically the best smelling air freshener ever. Smells like bubblegum. Gets compliments for everyone that rides with me. Then I look like an autist explaining that it's a Japanese import.

I'll bet it goes great with your affliction t-shirt and Ed Hardy jeans

Godaweful. Dirty laundry ftw. Middle school locker room smell.

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Black Ice: So.....water?

Yeah, it smells like bubblegum strongly at first but fades to something pretty nice and low key which I imagine is what a fucking Japanese squash or whatever smells like. Wish it lasted longer though. Every girl that I drive around always compliments the way my car smells except for my wife.

>t. Frolo

share your storeis of times that were too fresh™

Freshnes™ acquired

You have to put all three on at once

Whores know what’s what. Maybe I should try it

One definitely wasn't enough, I'll break open the other 2 next time i get in my truck. Maybe buy a few more

>t. soyboy

>Not committing acts of chemical warfare

The Felony Forest.

Pretty much screams probable cause as the officer assumes you're trying to cover up drugz

I do the same. I genuinely lost the ability to smell it though. I just smell nothing, it's too weak. My friends say scent is strong but I just don't feel it anymore and it makes me sad. What can I do to smell it again?

i love this copy pasta

don't use it for a month and then start again

Black-eyed black guys love black ice

>being stopped by a police
stop looking like a criminal

I thought that was going to be a mrcrummy meme for a second

This But also I do use black ice explicitly for the reason of covering up weed smells around my coworkers. Keep the weed in a lockbox in the trunk and it's perfectly legal here:)

Faggot can't deal get off my board twink

Nigga just buy blackberry clove.

are you that poster or did he die when he opened the bag?

I prefer the black forest. i should put them in my benz.

no but those are just built up from all the ones ive put in there. Except I may or may not have bought like 4 3 packs while in atlanta and opened them all the way all at once

Kys

Pizza is just sauce and herbs

no cheese you fat american pig

Legends say his corpse is still FRESH™

I never take the old ones out. People constantly comment on how good my car always smells. They are overpowering as fuck when new so I leave the sunroof cracked overnight and its fine by morning.

>What can I do to smell it again?
Buy a box of them, put them in a blender with just enough water to blend it into a paste and smear it through your car

Best thing is to put a fresh one in a coworkers car on a 90°+ day with all the windows up

Bologna on the windshield

>Remember my dad use to by these
>Call him
>"Hey did you ever use the Black Ice one?"
>Dad: "Yeah, but we used to call them 'The Panty Droppers."

Yeah I'm getting this.

>use to by these

I just cracked open 3 in my bedroom
My mother asked who was wearing cologne on the other side of the house

>They are overpowering as fuck when new
That's because you're not suppose to take them out of the bag all the way. For some reason, this is another one of those things everyone does wrong, even though people always complain about how strong those trees smell.

Not him but, just googled it, damn you're right.

I was delivering a car off the show room floor today.
>gather my supplies
>walk from detail to showroom
>customer has already hung a fucking black ice tree from the mirror

The scent industry has spent billions (and failed miserably) to replicate the new car smell.
Y U DO THIS

Smells like a 5th grader wearing Axe body spray anyway, disgusting.

Unlike pineapple, goat would actually almost be acceptable on a pizza because a pizza is a savoury meal.

Someone can't fucking deal with the freshness here

Okay really, thats a bit much to have on in a car that doesn't even need one, let alone hasn't even gotten its interior dirty or had it feel lived in.

i went to a car show and there was an integra with a custom interior and literally 30 black ice trees. all the doors were open in the middle of a fucking field and you could smell it from 100 feet away. its a good smell though

Not everyone likes new car smell. I'd try to mask it with something, too, because I think shit smells awful.

Ah so that's why theres the little perforated bit at the top. Well fuck that, that'd be ugly as sin.

It's fine for the first couple days in my opinion but it gets old after.

>Using Black Ice.

Don't you amerimutts got the "new old school car smell" one ?

hating pinapple on pizza is reddit

if only it lasted long

Its pronounced “wurter”