/twg/ - Total War General

The fact they're we're mainly skipped? Same with ship battles unless it was close

Ready for sea paths, bois?

>tfw lizzardmen now have the smallest monstrous units

Home...

Queek is such a happy little rat.

>click on Araby stack
>FOR ZE LADY
>click on Tomb Kings stack
>NAGASH WAS WEAK

Necrarch brotherhood is new, will be fusion of kings and VC because Arhkan the black double dips

The intro video for skaven strongly confims that there are no skaven in ulthuan tho

Reminder that the combined campaign is not delayed

yeah right who cares about flavour
might as well remove most battles from the game too since most people autoresolve them

Is that a plague catapult behind?

Own up

Who posted our meme on r/totalwar

Smelly mobileposter

But Nagash was weak, that's why he poisoned the Magnus vitae killing Nekerha

Shit that's like, third thread today.
This was supposed to be a dead general

>One more meme stolen by reddit

Yep plagueclaw catapult, basically a mortar
Reddit browsed here just to steal memes
>being surprised it's alive when we have new DLC and game trailers

protip: don't look at that guy's post history if you don't want to get cancer

>new game coming soon
>dead general
Why?

There are reddit meme stealers in this very thread
RIGHT NOW

Could just be this stuff:
youtu.be/3PtX_tJdBU4?t=2m34s
>your forces may have to embark of perilous journeys to reach foreign soil, risking encounters with deadly storms
>even skirting the coastlines can pose a threat, as treacherous reefs and shallows take their toll on the drafts of your transport ships

Ugh. Moving Moulder and Skryre to the New World instead of adding them into the Old World in their rightful places. A N G E R Y.

I was kind of okay with the Mors change, but this is now pretty much writing Skaven out of the Old World. I guess I've got my answer as to whether or not we will be seeing Skavenblight...

th for excited gobbos!

Trailers, upcoming news cycle for imminent release and said imminent release. Of course things are going to go fast for a spell.

Why should I care?

There's no reason the combined map has to have the same starting positions as the other two maps.

It's not like whole clans was moved there. Did you even watch the trailer?

he even claimed it was made because of a conversation with his friend
FUCKING HERETICS

Yes there fucking is, otherwise they might call it their own fucking game rather than warhammer if they don't follow the lord

>Ugh.
>A N G E R Y.

WHICH IS MORE RECENT

IS IT MONTHS OR WEEKS

STOP FUCKING WITH ME CA

> tfw when queek roughly penetrates your proud elf waifu

>post yfw no more "skaven don't exist" memes.

So lads, who do we think is going to be in the High Elf trailer as the adversary. Dark Elves? Skaven, or even all three?

>Queer Headgiver
>penetrating anyone

MI PIACE

RISPONDI

What's to stop them from just putting queek and clan mors in skavenblight or something similar in the combined map?

How strong is /our guy/ Queek?

autism 100%

>Favourable winds providing extra movement points.
>Stormy weather damaging your troops, also has a chance of sinking your ship entirely.
>Off-course AI controls your ship's direction for one turn.
etc. (Implying CA has the balls to do something like that)

That all sounds irritating as shit. Attrition is an annoyance in all forms.

LINGUINI RIPOSTE!

Wow he's a big guy

Fucking knew it. Combined map is going to drop with Tomb Kings.

>Yes there fucking is
What? Why?
They'll change the factions around once we get the combined map, Clan Mors will be somewhere near K8P I guess.
Skryre and Moulder will be in the Old World too

She probably enjoys it.

Memes Never Die (MND)

CA deleted that comment and apparently it was a typo, it's still weeks not months

for now

absolutely disgusting, those """""people""""" have no shame

queek don't read, he don't lease, he don't rent, he takes the head!

Total War: Mad Max when?

>a musky based skaven will never kidnp, rape, castrate and usr you as his shota toilet
WHY LIIIIIVE????

So are all these "queer headgiver" comments just butthurt that he got in over other lords or is this some sort of fluff thing?

I doubt it's the latter but you never know...

Everyone and no one because high elves love proxy war

That message got deleted and replaced with a new one with CA saying "weeks not months". It should be k

He will at least penetrate Belegay Nohammer

Total war: pickle rick when?

>Click on Skaven stack
>KHAZUK

As strong as a frail ratmen could be

He can hold his own but is not known for being an amazing fighter (well for a skaven he kinda is)
Kinda like khazrak

Probably relates to the whole Beggar Nohammer nickname meme.

I don't really care if it is a few months, as long as it actually works well out of the box when it does drop. I'll still have all the new shiny things of WH2 to play with. The real crime will be if they make a mess of it, then there's going to be testiness.

I can't fucking wait to shank elf-things!

You see those empty settlements which have changed since the map reveal You have to be 18 to post here kid
No he should have been in, but people like to make puns

You BEST not be fucking lying to me boy

That doesnt really sound hype

This one got deleted and replaced with the FAQ one.

sauce

>mfw patiently waiting to murder Queef Headbarfer

Total war: Anime when?

The second isn't that impossible. TK have a pretty huge hateboner against Nagash for basicly ruining everything (from their point of view).

1d4chan - skavanon

Strong for a skaven lord.

But he's a skaven lord, so he's weak. Expect to lose any other combat lord 1v1.

I can't wait to feed rats to my pet hydras.

Fair enough, thanks for the responses.

sweet

( i need to draw a queek / dark elf thing but holy hell im out of practice )

DO NOT PET HYDRAS

>Fantasy middle east is invaded by fantasy french

That's an interesting reversal of real life.

>from their point of view
Even to skaven he sounds evil, killed his brother, killed other kings despite having no birthright to do so, sucked off Arkhan the Black to secure his loyalty, poisoned the Not! Nile so the whole of Not! Egypt would die, turned away from his gods which blessed his forefathers

What if..
>they were actually trying to be honest, gave themselves a realistic deadline for getting the combined campaign polished and finished, saw the negative reaction and are now rushing to get it finished

If it helps
He is the best skaven fighter

Based skavanon.

QueekXMorathi please

>heh

Algerians are actually closer to the phonecians than arabs somehow, and outremer could have survived if the coast of Africa was taken

DIOS MIO

If anything, from what I've seen he's pretty much the most requested rat LL along with Thanquol. Personally I'm happiest with stinkboy but Queek pleases most people more.

>mfw we inadvertently ruined TWW2

>Skavanon
IMPOSSIBLE
YOU ARE FAKE

>clan moulder dlc
>splice togheter rats to create low cost but hihg maintenance units that you can sell for money

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