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> News
- Splat Brella is released!
-New Splatfest- Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st and 2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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youtube.com/watch?v=ky5DSgSpVA8
youtu.be/ky5DSgSpVA8?t=10m5s
strawpoll.me/13727232
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>interrupting the squidbagger
This sounds familiar.

Sex with Tim

Sex with Marie and only Marie!

LOOK AT THOSE GAPS
LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

I'm working on a folder for squid boys. If anyone has images or links to relevant artists, it would be appreciated.

>flying
>splashdown, inkjet, drop roll

>invisibility
>autobombs, mines, ninja squid, stealth jump

New haircuts and pants when?

>ninja squid
Tough shit m8

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>ninja squid

aw fuck, you're right.

I'm a drawfag and I want to draw your woomy!

What does /ink/ think of ZackScottGames?

Which one of these would be more useful for ranked?

I'm thinking flight.

Terrible player who gets rekt constantly by anyone decent.

Draw your own woomy.

youtube.com/watch?v=ky5DSgSpVA8
>starts video at empty A+, says he might get S in this video
>skip to near end of video
>he barely reached OK line with 2 cracks and about to get a 3rd
kek

invisibility. can't splat what you can't see. do you remember that bug from the first game that turned you invisible? you were unstoppable.

flight would be useful, but people will still be able to take you down unless you have a no aim slosher. i always splat inkjet fags with my rapid blaster.

Why bother to linking to a dead booru?

does Pearl have the popular choice this time?

With all these goddamn rollers popping up out of a single misplaced pixel of their ink to instakill from behind I'd have to go with invisibility.

Invisibility has waaay more uses than flying.

>rainmaker shield explodes
>kills everyone, including himself
>rages at his teammates for dying
youtu.be/ky5DSgSpVA8?t=10m5s

I feel like the /ink/ Booru's main problem is that it never got an actual purpose. is it for drawfags only? or can I post any Splatoon art I want on there? like, I'd be happy to dump my small collection of Twitter art

Yeah, rather than defeat them, we become them.

>he's still relying on the crutch-on roller
He just wouldn't let it go

Does it hurt to touch the rainmaker shield or is it that I'm getting physics crushed between it and a wall.

This is why you NEVER super jump

Who the fuck knows, I would say go hog wild so that I don't need to browse twitter for those.

>that short laugh when he killed someone right before he died

>be S+
>people still superjump to their obvious deaths

strawpoll.me/13727232

Invisibility is clearly superior because of the following

1. Flight is for attention whores while invisbility is what people who want to lurk choose, I.E. what you're doing right now by posting anonymously
2. It's Marina's preferred choice, the choice of anti contrarians.
3. Furfags are going to choose flight because they want more people to see their degenerate lifestyle.

This is a no brainer, would you rather be an attention whore who supports furfags and goes against the spirit of Veeky Forums by choosing flight? If you are really from Veeky Forums, you'd choose invisibility. Even in a gameplay, invisibility is a lot more useful since flight for balance reasons means inkjet floating where you get shot of out of sky by anyone not using an aerospray.

Pearl is always popular with my dick

but the second guy didn't even superjump

Hard to tell but I lean towards yes

But user im from reddit

>anti contrarians.
What in the FUCK does this even mean?

>2. It's Marina's preferred choice, the choice of anti contrarians.
I'm with you aside from that. Fuck you.
I think I'll side with invisibility, unless Pearl/Marina convince me otherwise.

Being such a contrarian you have to be contrary to contrarians

They are so contrarian that they contradict other contrarians.

People choose Pearl only because they are disgusted with people fawning over Marina, ergo, Pearle is the contrarian's choice, ergo to deny being a contrarian (being anti) you matintain support of Marina.

Also, ur a faget if you like an ugly, white girl gremlin, who raps like Pearl over a strong black, DJ woomy like Marina.

Doesn't make your clothes invisible so you would need to remove your gear. Super unfresh. What kinda inkling would be seen without their freshest clothes.

Why do furfags like Pearl so much?

Do they? I thought it was the whole "Mayo = Cum XD" bullshit that had them going.

But you won't be seen without your fresh fear. And will be seen with them.

They don't, they just liked that she had Mayo as her theme so that they could draw their totally not sexual art.

We're treading dangerously into Pow's law territory.

>Marina
>woomy

>calling an octo a woomy

>Implying woomy means female squid.
Octo liberation

woomy

get back in your tv room you outie-sucker freak.

>Short napoleonistic squid that likes to look down on others, yet gets shot down often (flying)
>Bashful, nervous octopus trying to blend in amidst a city of predators (invisibility)

>Tfw you learn Napoleon wasn't as short as you thought and was actually 1.7m / 5'7"
>Tfw you are the tallest person in your family and are 1.7m, exactly as tall as Napoleon

This is why we need a sewer wall

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so essentialy normal(fag)s

Why do you keep switching between "Splatoon General" amd "Splatoon 2 General"? Make up your mind already.

Because Pearl is a degenerate, just like them.

It's the Nintendo switch, switching is what it's all about.

>Cuttlefish is a nazi sympathizer
YFW Octavian is the good guy

>Pearl is a degenerate

In what way?

-not Twarz

Rap music

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-Twarz

>splatoon 2 general
>splatoon general
>splatoon 2 general
>splatoon general
make the madness stop

I think an Octoling who betrayed her race to go sing and dance and befriend the enemy is more of a degenerate than a little squid with anger issues.

Sunken Scrolls didn't clue you in that Inklings are the bad guys?

I'm gonna pay attention to that typo that's for sure

>Tomato is a fruit
Oh great, she's retarded .

His cat is pretty cute :^)

The worst part is her pedo defense force actually thinks that's good banter

It is a fruit.

You're a fruit.

Thanks for pointing it out.

had multiple matches in a row where my team was down a man and cracked how the fuck hasn't this bug been fixed yet

But flying is more fun

>mfw every team as two brellas on TC

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You're a towel.

>Be a luna blaster fag
You deserve it

fresh as fuck. thanks user!

We were gambling on you actually winning a fight or two so the dropzone would be clear.

Only if you like getting naked.

woomy is for love and head pats

-Inkurious

>people are too stupid to google

Usually I see people superjumping to their deaths when I'm at the spawn. Nice try though.

>untouched since 1
>kit is now shittier
>have to choose between weaponfu and getting a weap with a better kit
Gee thanks Nintendo.

Just move on, plenty of raifus out there champ

>Having google tell you want to think.
Fucking sheep man, bet you demand people 'redpill' you too.

Mini Splatling will be your shortstack waifu

Just wait for deco
Splash wall and meme blower
It can't be worse than sting ray

>using just one weapon

Will we finally get a splatfest that isn't one sided in popularity?

The kit is perfectly servicible, you're just inexperienced with using the Sting Ray.

I only use the Tentatek because It Just Works. :)

Can your teammates see enemies hit by thermal ink?