>Spank Bank To Spank Bunk Edition
Devious Dread: >44 tonnes of spoiled bananas
>34 premium Chinesium wheels
>Sign that lease and I'll lock you out of shelter during a blowout
>CDL How do? Just go through the megas, who gives a shit.
>Truckers are like modern day cowboys in that they are generally unwanted, unwashed vagrants with a penchant for murdering locals and raping barmaids
>Truckerfag to turn the Yellow Submarine into a electric super truck
>EF should have his glider some time around 2036
>Bepis was ironically crushed by an avalanche of Mountain Dew
>Primely is trying to choose the right boutonniere to wear when he asks for Truccmom's hand
>Primefag is obviously getting a cut of the training money
>Doubles is dreaming about hyperbikes
>GrainGuy and Dogbro are travelling the frozen wastelands
>Gundam had a mini staycation at a shitty receiver
>Whiney was struck by a wayward blower hose
>Bandit will be proud to be the last human trucker to murder a hitchhiker and bury his body in a shallow grave before the process is fully automated
>Oilfagspends so much time with his truck that it is entitled for half of his earnings should they seperate
>Balam drove into a wormhole and is driving through dinosaur times
