/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Welcome to speedrunning! Post your streams/times and talk about the latest bats of autism :-)

>Resources
speedrun.com - Leaderboards
speedrunslive.com - Racing
speedrun.tv - Streamviewer
speeddemosarchive.com - Forums/GDQ Planning

>News
-New Ocarina of Time glitch allows all items to be used by child or adult

>Rules
-No squidposting
-No hot opinions on SM64 drama
-No bots
-No LGBTQIA discussions

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youtube.com/watch?v=7z1Hjtklq60
twitter.com/Apollo_Legend_/status/898273845861167104
twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/898214665225986048
twitter.com/NASAMarathon/status/898315597460762625
twitter.com/Naegleria1/status/898309007634452482
youtube.com/watch?v=1To3mOMm0pc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_(name)
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

don't let it die

why did you post?

so it wouldn't die

why didn't you sage?

tattlextale

why did you delete?

Why did cosmo even talk about the WRs for Sonic Mania when DarkSpineSonic is just going to take them anyways?

TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

>In order to keep everything not arbitrary, 100% rules are just to collect everything on the totals screen!
*beats final boss*

youtube.com/watch?v=7z1Hjtklq60
cosmo literally can't compete

nor can miles
tranny fakers gonna get btfo

twitter.com/Apollo_Legend_/status/898273845861167104

nothing will top this

the only speedrunner there is cheese

bets on will proto get sacked from their GDQ role for calling for violence

bets on will klaige get sacked from their GDQ role for calling for violence

proto wont
klaige wont unless people contact twitch and other sponsors in a few months closer to agdq planning

Anyone notice how the switch version has the trannies and the ps4 version has the blacks?

I'm black, but I bought the switch version to kill the trannies' records

based

this is going to be shit

feel when srg didn't make the list

why did you delete?

>This is what happens when a community turns into an echo chamber, it becomes a pseudo-Facebook.
Are we a pseudo-Facebook?

who is we?

Yes

twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/898214665225986048
*uses a weapon on a boss*

This is a good idea, it would truly weed out the grind monkeys.

*posts a simplified version of a strat to downplay it*

*makes very slight adjustment to a strat someone else found*
it's my strat now :)

What is this in reference to? Are you just crying because you have been exposed?

What?

What is this in reference to? Are you just crying because you have been exposed?

What?

So it wasn't in reference to anything and you are just being a faggot? Right.

Right.

How about it then, /srg/? Let's see your speedrun discovery documents! You have contributed, right?

Right.

cease

why did you delete?

I've contributed by not being a tranny

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan, 1980

"If you wish to discover a strategy, you must first invent the computer." -Stream Monsters, 2017

carl sagan's THAT old?!

naegleria already in damage control because this new marathon will kill NASA. apollothon will get 5 times the viewers NASA had.

thanks for the late response!

twitter.com/NASAMarathon/status/898315597460762625

fucking Naegleria and the tech team already drooling over a free vacation.

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK especially ESPECIALLY that NUTTER ian

word

are there even 16 popular speedrunners anymore? i can only think of clint, witwix, goose, cheese, caleb, and pj.

You lost the Speedelection. Get over it already.

>wont take up streammeme
>instantly want in on apollo
sound integrity right there

twitter.com/Naegleria1/status/898309007634452482

there is a silent coup going on with NASA staff. the tech team is jumping at the chance for a free vacation while Naegleria is grandstanding about taking donation money to put on an event. the lines were already drawn with the streammeme thing this year. the tech team wants to get paid for their time and the only thing standing in their way is Naegleria. NASA is slowly dying.

have you homo boys seen this yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=1To3mOMm0pc

try scrolling up

what do you mean by "you homo boys"?

Ive got scroll down vision

>switch streaming platforms
vs
>run our marathon

kind of different

kind of different but either way it's coming down to money which they were against originally

my bad -- I meant boys who wear speedrunning socks

wtf

>no squid posting

Okay Ion

thanks for the late response!

ah yes my favorite thread on Veeky Forums, full of my favorite people *gets comfortable*
ready....2....post

why didn't you sage?

The Neglected Sage Inquiry

WORD

why didn't you sage?

who would call a kid cosmo anyway?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_(name)
>Cosmo /ˈkɒzmoʊ/ is an English/Italian male surname and given name. It means order, decency, and beauty ; this is the English form of Cosimo, introduced to Britain in the 18th century by the Scottish nobleman the second Duke of Gordon, who named his son and successor after his friend Cosimo III de' Medici. Notable people and fictional characters with the name include:

nice

thanks for the late response!

Is he half italian though? Because everything about him screams crazy parents.

why did you delete?

hmm.....

Reminder Bene is cute

why didn't you sage?

The God Gamer Stigma

no