/utg/ - Undertale General

The Flower is my husbando and we say it is okay.

Jerry did nothing wrong

Why you gotta act so nice. This ain't televised
This ain't televised
This ain't televised

Moving at the speed of light, and I'm terrified
yeah I'm terrified
So please for the love of God
don't drench me

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Why am I Chara?!

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Hey 'dog, your last thread simulator was actually pretty good, are you going to make episode four soon?

Post your favourite ost.
youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU

But can the Spider help me cook an excellent dinner!?

youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s

Evening. Have a sneak peak of "Thursday".

"Why do this? Do you think this earns you forgiveness?"

"No. It can't."

"Well... you're right. I can't forgive you."

Her tone was surprisingly flat, but still. "I understand, it was such a terrible-"

"I don't think you do," she interrupted, "it's not that I refuse to forgive. I feel like I can't. You've done nothing to me personally. Your last chance for forgiveness for her is gone."

"What do you mean?"

"My father. Michael Levins. Penny was his younger sister. She was my aunt. If anyone had the right to judge you, it was him. And he passed away last year. Cancer."

"Oh. I am sorry-"

"I'd like to tell you a story. My father was already in high school when Penny was born, and had just graduated college. He had moved back home while he was looking for a job, and one day, he found Penny had dismantled his computer. She was very curious, wanting to know how things worked, he told me. Anyway, he was furious, called her all sorts of things and threw her out of his room. The next day he drove into the next state over for a job interview. He had to leave before everyone else woke up. When he returned, Penny had gone missing."

Everyone regarded her in silence. She gently wiped an eye.

"I don't know if you know what it's like, to part with someone you love on angry terms, and discover you can never take it back. Truth be told, neither do I. But my father did. His whole life, he hoped he'd get a chance to apologise. And he burned that lesson into me, Mister Dreemurr. Never leave someone angry. A wise lesson he learned the hard way. His whole life he lacked that closure. And now we've learned that you are the one who stole it from him."

"...yes. I am."

"Well, you missed your chance for closure of your own. Would he have forgiven you? I don't know. All I know is I can't. And I suppose denying you that closure is something like revenge. Anything more than that is a waste of time and tears."

That's a great one.
youtube.com/watch?v=pcamjcoRmrQ

>Buy Undertale on PS4
>Excited at the possibility of new content
>Finish True Pacifist and Genocide
>Only major change is a dynamic border setting and a joke donation box for Toby's fursona
Yep, I deserved this.

No!

'dog here

tomorrow probably, I just make them when I feel like it.

Hey O'nonymous.

It's slightly more new content than they said there would be. It's not like they tricked you.

>literally said there was going to be no new content
>multiple videos of people who played the game saying no new content except the dog shrine
>expecting new content
user...

You're absolutely right, I fucked myself. Part of me was hoping that hard mode would be completed but if I did any research I would've know that wasn't the case.

At least you got motivated enough to play Undertale again. That was fun, right?

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It was really nice experiencing it again. It was a year sense I last played it. it was worth it for me in the end.

Truly, Gaster was the smartest of the two.

he was also more lewd

>He doesn't play Undertale every single day

Weak.

>he plays Undertale for the enjoyment
someone missed the point of the game

You're not supposed to play games because you enjoy them, that's just a stupid /v/ meme.

Fresh spider from Pixiv.
You can find it in Twitteranon's post.
I wish I could say there has been 52 fresh spiders and I can't keep up
There has barely been any.
All hope is lost.

That's good. I thought you were going to going to say "Fuck you user you shit I wanted to look at things not hve fun"

Tossing the baby spider into the washing machine with the dirty laundry!
Turning the washing machine on!
The baby spider being inside the very hot water and hitting the sides of the washing machine drum!
The baby spider hurting very badly and crying!

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Do you people write these in advance or do you just go with what you're feeling? I honestly would like to know.

Gimme shit to doodle

Certainly! The spider is a great cook! A mere handful of cuteness is all it takes for any meal to instantly become the tastiest thing you've ever had!
Please admit you love the spider already! This ceaseless denial will get you nowhere!
Don't lose hope just yet! The spiders will arrive! I know they will!
Stopping the washing machine immediately!
Getting the spider out!
Comforting the spider and tending to her injuries!
The spider's smile slowly returning!

Asgore dressed as Daredevil

sans dying while everyone else cheers

asriel friendly firing user with beefy sniper

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It's a spur of the moment thing, I don't really prepare questions ahead of time.
Excellent! Thank you again.

Edgeriel with a butt like this.
Bonus points if he's using a tight manly leather suit.

good

Undyne doing something cool with your fav.

Toriel in a sundress and hat, please.

Frisk shedding their mortal husk.

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Nice ass Spartan.

Pretty sure that's a frame from that f2p game or something.

It's a, uh, Excalibur. From Warframe.

GOOD

Damn. Looked fairly Halo.

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Mettaton (in any form) crying

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BLACKED

he's never to be trusted with awp

FRICKED

youtu.be/5aVB6QA7kT8?t=7

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Noice, thanks for doing my request.

Thanks

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Frisk vs Asriel, Asura final cutscene style. You know, with Asriel as a bigger-than-the-planet god thing, and Frisk being a human sized multiarmed badass thing.

Me absorbing all the souls

Heh, this is great, thanks user.

That five dollar box wine at Walmart is my jam.

Oh mom
It's like I never fell into the underground

Leave devil woman. (Male)

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What a sanity blasting motherfucker.
youtube.com/watch?v=hfawau30Olk

Normal gameplay looked eh, cutscene button mashes looked fun

Wasn't the final battle the chakra guy though?

I thought it was the giant guy.

Shall we do poem night?

Violets ain't blue.
Asriel is white.
People who play geno
Never win the fight.

It''s the post-TP canon. Please refer to this chart for more detail.

Gorbo Grandman defeating Asriel

No he's like one of the first bosses
youtube.com/watch?v=4szm4xiEjQo

That's an edit

Yeah because the other one sucked.

Shipping Sans, I understand, but BEING Sans? That's an existential hell I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

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This guy as undertael of ur choosing

blue souls are cute! CUTE!

I want to drape a blanket over them.

Well since we are dead, post music.

youtube.com/watch?v=FkATXrh7Iec

Frisk, cute human child
Would you like to eat some pie?
Take rest and respite.

Am I a bad person for wanting a little goat to hold onto so I could sleep soundly? It just seems like it would be extremely relaxing to have something as cute and fluffy snooze next to you and I always have the worst insomnia.
If I had a pet I would probably have them sleep on my bed too.

what about charagoat

I wouldn't suggest that with a real pet, though. I developed an allergy to cats after cuddling with my cat come sundown one too many times. Don't get me wrong, in the moment, nothing could ever be as comfy. I had something nice and soft to squeeze and he'd nuzzle up to me and purr and be all cute until we fell asleep. He'd then snore and sometimes wake me up with how loud he was. Such a lazy, ugly, nasty, sweatheart of a cat.

And then, a little bit before he died, I started sneezing after too much contact with him. Similar things happened around just about every cat I'm too close to for more than an hour.

Yeah, I've heard of that happening to people.
Why can't we just have nice things for ourselves

Oh well gotta stick to imaginary goats.

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Chara is SCP-682.