>game about to end >opponent team has absolutely no chance to win >teammates squidbag with you Feels good.
Evan Ross
Sex with Marie!
Caleb Sullivan
discord is gay
Evan Rodriguez
If you pull off a clutch win or wipe the enemy team, you deserve to squidbag. If you squidbag just because you killed one enemy, you should consider suicide. Prove me wrong.
Justin Morris
I want marie to step on me and call me a bitch!
Blake Cruz
Anyone want to do a Profreshional Salmon Run room in 15 minutes?
Then it counts as a clutch win, and you've earned the right to squidbag.
Evan Williams
If you join team flight, you are on team furry
Julian Scott
kek
Dominic Martinez
What's the ink color of the Team Invisible?
Luke Sullivan
I've never been to /ink/ discord before, but literally the only time I've ever seen drama on a discord is when people start bitching about how discord always brews drama.
What are the ranks for Salmon Run? Intern, Part Timer, Go Getter, Overachiever, Profreshional? Did I miss any others?
Ryan Anderson
(You) didn't need to bring it over to this thread
Xavier Taylor
thanks pham
need two more for Profreshional Salmon Run starting at 8!
Lucas Butler
If you believe the discord boogieman, these threads should be filled with nothing but namefags from those discords (there are 3 discords after all). Instead there are pretty much none of those and the threads just move slower.
Caleb Hernandez
Thanks
Jose Hall
Somebody's buttblasted that they got squidbagged.
Gabriel Hughes
Just realized Itsoo is that kid that made the Minecraft parody song where you can hear his parents fighting in the background.
Jacob Bennett
added
Evan Roberts
How do we rid the world of octarian scum?
Jayden Morales
I'm up for it, sent you a friend request.
Hunter Sanchez
I'll open the room when SR starts
Xavier Butler
Flood the underground world with gas.
Luis Jones
Octolings are friends
Nolan Butler
send all the furries to octo valley hot
Thomas Perry
This Salmon Run is going to suck so bad.
Blake Torres
what are todays weapons?
Logan Lopez
The one after is going to be so good though >UMBRELLA >Dual Squelchers >Sploosher >.96
Hunter Hernandez
Come on friend, optimism
Brandon Gray
Plastic baggies.
Julian James
Aerospray, inkbrust, splattershot pro, heavy splatling
Camden Moore
>Heavy Splattling
Isaiah Reed
pro salmon run anyone?
6404-4365-6806
Lincoln Ortiz
time to get our corporate shill on
Charles Nguyen
I have a feeling this is going to be one of those SRs where I drop to 0/99 and have to quit early before I derank.
Carter Moore
I have a fursona but I am NOT a furry
Jose Adams
One day, after the hydra splatling comes out there's gonna be a Salmon Run with nothing but splatlings.
Matthew Morris
So what is the role of the inkbrush?
Isaiah Martin
what's a sergal and why do I want to fuck one?
Isaiah Powell
LETS ROLL
Ethan Reed
It's too late for you
Anthony Roberts
I don't have a fursona but I AM a furry.
Benjamin Perry
Quick egg fetching and saving the dumbfuck that wandered off.
Xavier Scott
Who /ontime/ here?
Jason Davis
add me for pro SR, let's go squiddos 2425-4129-2419
Chase Perez
That's a sergal
Sebastian Miller
2/4 for salmon run
Carter Russell
Those eyes are too far apart
David Flores
Get to work.
Caleb Robinson
Same as the roller, but with rapid fire capability instead of range.
Kevin Wright
Add
Chase Roberts
one more spot for salmon run ill make the party when we get one more. passcode will be 1112
Brayden Johnson
...
Anthony Peterson
remember that killing bosses are more important than golden eggs
Aiden Howard
Going in with randoms, pray for me.
Carson Campbell
we're already friends
room is up 1112
Andrew Powell
Have you already. I'm SquidHumor
Hudson James
Sent
Angel Garcia
Yes sir Mr. Radio, as long as I get my goddamn capsules.
Juan Watson
aaaaand we wiped on the goldie rush.
Matthew Green
>tfw every room is already full Oh well, this is what I get for coming home 2 minutes late I guess.
Anthony Collins
Well shit, how bad is Pearl at Rank?
Ayden Smith
>was profreshional 200 or so in last salmon run >didn't do any runs since then >now back to profreshional 40 in current salmon run Was this supposed to happen?
Austin Long
this. it's common sense but i guess you can't expect that to be common when it comes to gamers even though it's in the name.
Elijah Price
it resets to 40 everytime
Michael Gonzalez
Nope. These are.
Henry Cooper
I hit 0/99 already.
Christopher Evans
Resets to 40 every day
Matthew Garcia
...
Jaxson Stewart
>that one guy who never grabs eggs >that one guy who would rather fight another boss than revive his teammates >that suicidal guy who kills himself to get 1 remote egg >that one guy who squidbags around randomly all the time instead of helping >that one guy who never uses his special >that one guy who uses both his specials on wave 1 >that one guy who kills a boss on the other end of the map and then spams THIS WAY for about a minute while protecting his 3 eggs instead of doing anything useful
Kevin Collins
>profreshional glowflies >everybody "this way" at the basket near start >end up beating it very easily since the entire team was in one spot wrecking the shit out of the incoming chums regardless of who's being glowflied Well shit, I didn't know this is a legit strategy until now.
Logan Price
>casually approach egg basket
Luis Moore
reminds me of some cartoon where someone thought they were invisible but they were really just covered in blue makeup. can't remember what it was. oh yeah now i memba.
prime target for miiverse posts.
Anthony Gray
Well now I feel less bad about it, thanks.
Andrew Ortiz
>until now I'm both mad and glad, everyone should already know this by now. It's so damn infuriating when you're the only one camping the basket area while everyone else runs off, gets themselves killed and spams "Help!" jumping around in circles in their little liferings because they chose to ignore all my spam of "This way!" when they charged head first into that fast, fishy, instant death
Luke Adams
Good work lads, didn't think we'd make it on the third wave
Liam White
okay that was just silly
Jayden Watson
anyone looking for pro or want to start new room?
Isaiah Barnes
It is the only valid strategy for this mode.
Thomas Harris
>there are people in this very thread that are going to join team creep
Lucas Wilson
I'll add, gimme a sec
Charles Collins
What if they ran off expecting it was anything else besides glowflies? If it was grillers, you'd do the opposite and split off.
Jace Cooper
Question about Grillers. On the Marooner's Bay there's a little point near the front of the "ship". Is it possible for Grillers to splat you here? They seem to follow a grid pattern and it doesn't seem like they would be able to move onto such a narrow area. I want to test one that's targeting me but they've always died before I can get them close enough
Justin Scott
I'm in a room now but can I add you for future?
Adam Russell
I'm brand new (just got 2 the other day) and holy fuck I'm terrible with motion controls. Anybody /joystick/ here? Am I automatically gimping myself in competitive if I don't learn to use the gyro?
Jacob Flores
sweet I'll make a room
yes, go ahead
Levi Jones
Fuck, I didn't realise there was a shitton of eggs. Sorry guys