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> News
- Splat Brella is released!
-New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st and 2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13727232
twitter.com/kokosuke_nosuke?s=09
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>game about to end
>opponent team has absolutely no chance to win
>teammates squidbag with you
Feels good.

Sex with Marie!

discord is gay

If you pull off a clutch win or wipe the enemy team, you deserve to squidbag.
If you squidbag just because you killed one enemy, you should consider suicide.
Prove me wrong.

I want marie to step on me and call me a bitch!

Anyone want to do a Profreshional Salmon Run room in 15 minutes?

It'll be a no bully room!

Not true

...

What if it's a clutch kill that nets you the win?

Splatfest poll

strawpoll.me/13727232

Remember to report all furfag shitposts!

Then it counts as a clutch win, and you've earned the right to squidbag.

If you join team flight, you are on team furry

kek

What's the ink color of the Team Invisible?

I've never been to /ink/ discord before, but literally the only time I've ever seen drama on a discord is when people start bitching about how discord always brews drama.

I squidbag for everything though... ;_;

twitter.com/kokosuke_nosuke?s=09

flight is blue
invisible is green

Green

makes sense

Added, seeya soon

>getting carried to S+10
Thanks guys.

What are the ranks for Salmon Run? Intern, Part Timer, Go Getter, Overachiever, Profreshional? Did I miss any others?

(You) didn't need to bring it over to this thread

thanks pham

need two more for Profreshional Salmon Run starting at 8!

If you believe the discord boogieman, these threads should be filled with nothing but namefags from those discords (there are 3 discords after all). Instead there are pretty much none of those and the threads just move slower.

Thanks

Somebody's buttblasted that they got squidbagged.

Just realized Itsoo is that kid that made the Minecraft parody song where you can hear his parents fighting in the background.

added

How do we rid the world of octarian scum?

I'm up for it, sent you a friend request.

I'll open the room when SR starts

Flood the underground world with gas.

Octolings are friends

send all the furries to octo valley
hot

This Salmon Run is going to suck so bad.

what are todays weapons?

The one after is going to be so good though
>UMBRELLA
>Dual Squelchers
>Sploosher
>.96

Come on friend, optimism

Plastic baggies.

Aerospray, inkbrust, splattershot pro, heavy splatling

>Heavy Splattling

pro salmon run anyone?

6404-4365-6806

time to get our corporate shill on

I have a feeling this is going to be one of those SRs where I drop to 0/99 and have to quit early before I derank.

I have a fursona but I am NOT a furry

One day, after the hydra splatling comes out there's gonna be a Salmon Run with nothing but splatlings.

So what is the role of the inkbrush?

what's a sergal and why do I want to fuck one?

LETS ROLL

It's too late for you

I don't have a fursona but I AM a furry.

Quick egg fetching and saving the dumbfuck that wandered off.

Who /ontime/ here?

add me for pro SR, let's go squiddos
2425-4129-2419

That's a sergal

2/4 for salmon run

Those eyes are too far apart

Get to work.

Same as the roller, but with rapid fire capability instead of range.

Add

one more spot for salmon run
ill make the party when we get one more. passcode will be 1112

...

remember that killing bosses are more important than golden eggs

Going in with randoms, pray for me.

we're already friends

room is up 1112

Have you already. I'm SquidHumor

Sent

Yes sir Mr. Radio, as long as I get my goddamn capsules.

aaaaand we wiped on the goldie rush.

>tfw every room is already full
Oh well, this is what I get for coming home 2 minutes late I guess.

Well shit, how bad is Pearl at Rank?

>was profreshional 200 or so in last salmon run
>didn't do any runs since then
>now back to profreshional 40 in current salmon run
Was this supposed to happen?

this. it's common sense but i guess you can't expect that to be common when it comes to gamers even though it's in the name.

it resets to 40 everytime

Nope. These are.

I hit 0/99 already.

Resets to 40 every day

...

>that one guy who never grabs eggs
>that one guy who would rather fight another boss than revive his teammates
>that suicidal guy who kills himself to get 1 remote egg
>that one guy who squidbags around randomly all the time instead of helping
>that one guy who never uses his special
>that one guy who uses both his specials on wave 1
>that one guy who kills a boss on the other end of the map and then spams THIS WAY for about a minute while protecting his 3 eggs instead of doing anything useful

>profreshional glowflies
>everybody "this way" at the basket near start
>end up beating it very easily since the entire team was in one spot wrecking the shit out of the incoming chums regardless of who's being glowflied
Well shit, I didn't know this is a legit strategy until now.

>casually approach egg basket

reminds me of some cartoon where someone thought they were invisible but they were really just covered in blue makeup. can't remember what it was. oh yeah now i memba.

prime target for miiverse posts.

Well now I feel less bad about it, thanks.

>until now
I'm both mad and glad, everyone should already know this by now. It's so damn infuriating when you're the only one camping the basket area while everyone else runs off, gets themselves killed and spams "Help!" jumping around in circles in their little liferings because they chose to ignore all my spam of "This way!" when they charged head first into that fast, fishy, instant death

Good work lads, didn't think we'd make it on the third wave

okay that was just silly

anyone looking for pro or want to start new room?

It is the only valid strategy for this mode.

>there are people in this very thread that are going to join team creep

I'll add, gimme a sec

What if they ran off expecting it was anything else besides glowflies? If it was grillers, you'd do the opposite and split off.

Question about Grillers. On the Marooner's Bay there's a little point near the front of the "ship". Is it possible for Grillers to splat you here? They seem to follow a grid pattern and it doesn't seem like they would be able to move onto such a narrow area. I want to test one that's targeting me but they've always died before I can get them close enough

I'm in a room now but can I add you for future?

I'm brand new (just got 2 the other day) and holy fuck I'm terrible with motion controls. Anybody /joystick/ here? Am I automatically gimping myself in competitive if I don't learn to use the gyro?

sweet I'll make a room

yes, go ahead

Fuck, I didn't realise there was a shitton of eggs. Sorry guys