/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Game threw me a bone too!

USE THE FUCKING LINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA

>ass
bordeaux
>caster
30AP moon dumpling

So this hot bitch is pretty much the only servant in the near future i'm prepared to whale for. Is she any good at least? I'll use her regardless but it'd be nice if she was actually strong.

>be dreaming
>in my dream I become a pseudo servant for Jeanne alter
>she takes control and makes me suck my own penis (I have a bad back due to years of bad posture so I can bend it pretty far)
>as soon as I wrap my lips around the tip of my penis I feel like I'm going to cum
>cum after 15 seconds
>Jeanne alter starts to bully me but I start to wake up
>wake up and my boxers are all sticky and wet
what does this mean?

>Finally doing the story
>The frenchies do not remember Chaldea
Why?

Which one makes your dick the hardest?

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Wait, is it better to do the 30AP moon dumpling or the 30AP green daily currently up?

Ushi is better for support and has a ST NP while Medusa is better for door clearing. Different uses.

I actually have some dead hours at work on the morning when you must turn your cellphone off so I just leave a daily running before them and when I come back my AP it's almost full

Both make me diamonds honestly, I like Ushi charisma and extra np skills tho

Do Jap players actually get a lot of more quartz than what we currently do or are they hoarders

>using genderbent servants

green daily probably, but that doesnt get you dango as well

You'll get less wet dreams as you get older, kid. All it means is you didn't jerk off enough.

hoard

And this right after

you were adopted

>dream about gook p2w mobages
Why even live at this point?

why the hell do people draw saber with boobs? it just doesn't look right, being flat is just part of her charm

30 green daily. For some stupid ass reason, the demon in moon quest only drops gold gems which are rare as fuck. See docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oWPi07G_8yJv57lOE2LLGYMGv30yHTZjeRgTAUkxmXc/htmlview?sle=true#

I wanted to love Stheno, but I got the real OG instead.

Titfucking Orion!

>3 5 AP battles in a row where nothing dropped but """""""""""""""""""""""""""rare"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" dango
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm more confused by the fact they're even there at all. I mean, why? Shouldn't they be gone? And why do you not remember Altera when you fight her at the end of Septem?

which monster drops the heart?

This game doesn't want you to have all the servants, you should save to the ones you really like

Remove all Medbfags

>that's crazy, tying up someone's whole body
>blushing sprite
What did Martha mean by this?
Is she secretly a slut?

It means that you are telling stories on the internet user. Pics or it didn't happen.

Roll the gacha right now

>Being this much of a moron

Because the non-genderbent servants are such accurate depictions of their real life counterparts, am I right?

she is going to be the best AOE rider for quite a while, quite self sustainable since she can charge her NP easily.

The Demon.

90k fp spent. Zero moon-cells.
2 tickets. Shitty book and a prisma cosmos.

it actually happened this morning but I couldn't post about it until now because I had a 3 day ban for posting a picture of Lily getting fucked

you will change medusa for santa alter later

Emiya is the most accurate portrayal of Emiya I have ever seen. So shut the fuck up you cunt.

I want to roll Altera RIGHT NOW

Even if I got Orion/Artemis I legitimately don't want her, she's far less useful to me than Gilgamesh.

>get dragon 3 times in a roll in the 30 AP

This is retarded, should I just do the dango 30 AP and hope for a gem drop?

>"~~"

DELET THIS

I plan to use her with Jack for massive crit memes.

Who should I use as a 3rd person?

Demon from 30 AP hunt. Don't grind for it unless you're prepared to despair/whale though, maybe 1 per 1000 AP

she's the saint with a kinky fetish type

Alright I believe you. Sorry about your soiled trousers lad.

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So how does exactly Artemis manage to get into Chaldea, steal all their dango, escape into a Singularity she created and last but not least summons herself by hijacking Orion's Saint Graph?

Okita

I am honestly debating dropping more money attempting for np3 Marie.
I know this is a bad idea, but the temptation is there after hearing someone roll two of her in a 10.

jack every thread until she can be adopted

She's a Divine Spirit, she does what she wants.

Do you like getting shitloads of fp? get drake and give her a mona lisa.

okay, just making note because I am gunning for 10 Gold Archer statues in the event

also for the event, is x2 of the Moon Bath card (2nd from a support unit) good or x1 moon bath and multiple + cards?

She's a dumb bitch mary sue

Are you prepared for pic related though?

She uses the dumplings offering as a catalyst of sorts to force herself into Chaldea, can't get past security because modern shit so she rayshift everything into France where it gets taken away by a million other servants which forces her to team-up with Gudako and Mashu whom she just robbed.

Wait, aren't 5 ap quests better than 30 ap all around even if you don't have a +3 ce yet?

Or am I just getting lucky with my 5 ap drops?

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>how does a God do things
????

>"lmao dude you dont need friend points breh just use it as you please unless you want le manjew lol"
>realize only a week before dango starts that I need to save fp for the 3* CE
>only have 100k when the event starts
>use it all to try to get the 3* event CE
>didn't get the event CE
>start grinding the 5 ap event
>after my ap is gone I forget that I need to save for the 500 dango CE and go to buy some monuments
>spend all my dangos on archer monuments
>realize I accidentally bought the pieces

Cirnopedia is DOWN. What the fug?

>roll for Orion on Gil account
>get Jeanne instead
>no longer feel like shit for abandoning my jeanne account for gil account

What exactly am I supposed to be going for in this event? None of the rewards are good.

So if the Heaven's Feel ritual had never been finished, what is the point of servants existence? Are they just all saved in preparation to be a counter force? Can all servants be summoned at one time, or was it only to locate the grand servants, and then use those 7 as a counter force?

Gilles and Black Keys are exactly what I got earlier by rolling, fuck off.

>we'll never get non-mascot Orion

Why Mona Lisa though?

It has been dead all day

>saved up FP from literally yesterday
>dude 10k lmao
>roll three 3* CE

Thanks New York fans.

Ask here. People seem to know what's up.

divinity power, not going to explan shit

I pulled two Stheno doing 10 pulls, and got a Marie doing a ticket.

>rolling for an inferior Archer
Why?

snek

Do anyone has that gudako image where she's "melting"?

Self NP charge and Rider AoE with star gen NP. Queen of QP door slaying

Nips literally just got hundreds of quartz for free for summer

Oh. Right. That makes sense.

>first start playing at game launch
>first guaranteed 4* rolled was Marie
>reroll until satisfied, no Marie
>playing today
>memeticket
>get Marie
We meet again, mon cheri

Pls don't tell me we are going to have to farm QP. pls.

>don't want artemis and I have no intention of using her on my team
>shitposters start posting pictures of her tits
>get an urge to roll for her

>Pls don't tell me we are going to have to farm QP
heh...

+200% +2
or
+100% +5

which one is better?

Have you considered the possibility of failing miserably to roll the waifu you have been saving months for? What would you do if that actually happens?
It's that fucking priest spamming the threads again

Don't do it. That's how they get you. The tits.
That's why there are so many genderswaps.
They don't care about you, man. They just want your cash. They're just a bunch of money hungry SLUTS.

She likes Brioches.
What?

Japs got a shit ton of free quartz and apples because of all the maintenance problems the game had.

You don't remember the part in Acts where she has to do kinky bondage to seduce Tarasque? It's like you're not even Christian!

this one?