Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>wake up
>no patch

>awaken
>patch is no

>bend over
>no patch

anyone gotten a hooker to cosplay as cm?

>when you know you've won

>play a lol game
>no patch

How was I supposed to win this game as Veno? I really hate 4+1 vs 2+3 stacks games especially when half of your 4 stack is somewhat retarded.

NEW PATCH
dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485

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>@QUOTE_ME_IF_ARTEEZY_DIED
Best stream

jesus christ look at the tower damage desu

>Renekton vs Tidehunter

Who wins?

CMON MAN

is le balanced midget of peeping /our guy/?

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ppd's gone from being a variety streamer to solely focusing on dota - i think ya boy is coming back to pro dota

My team kept on taking bad engagements and I would have to leave and clean up fights. Only took the T1s...

ppd just banned someone for saying day9 was a bad host. Peter is NOT our guy

>Peter is streaming and playing dota 2 of the ancients a lot
will he finally grace us once more with his god tier drafts?

prob since day9 made him the star

>not asking for skynet bot
men get your shit together
first 10 ppl to beat him win arcanas :D

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A BRAND NEW DOTA 2 PATCH WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE TREAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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>obsessed with games
>ugly
>tried so hard to go pro but barely got any results
>constantly cucked by his older, more attractive, more successful brother
>still remains positive
>just wants to be loved
explain why he is NOT our guy?

it was obvious ppd was not our gy when he said to nahaz that hard work was all it took to be invited to TI.

If you had a one on one, max level, no items tournament, with every hero facing every other hero, who would get the most wins?

Brood? OD?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this new meme?

>wake up
>no patch AND this guy doesn't know memes

nice thread dotards

>he doesn't go soulring+veil+armlet every hero
Enjoy losing

OG.Timado or coL.Timado?

ursa?

>new meme

>Swindle

bane

puck

>wake up from coma
>no patch

>tfw Zfreek will never get a decent team

i want to cum inside Chihaya!

>finish wageslaving
>no patch

were MInds_controlled or was it the Miracle and matumba show for finals
havent watched them yet

tide stun stays on renekton. renekton stun gets broken by kraken shell. Tide wins again

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This is what valve matched me with directly after winning a double down.

Granted my team picked SK and Shaker as supports, so god help them for being that stupid, but this spectre has absolutely no idea what he's doing and I'm pretty sure he never once cast his ultimate, took him 20 minutes to get a yasha, if you're behind you should be grabbing an iron talon + RoH and hopping into the jungle until diffusal or radiance. Instead he constantly runs back into the enemy team to die.

Jeez there is literally nothign good on this thread.
This general really went to shit.

post mmr, guessing 3k

Me good team bad ooga booga

fuerza cincuenta

>you mean I have to spend another year playing with sindle?

>D2g says forced 50% isn't real
>Go to ppd's stream
>He shows off his match history
>Literally on a giant losing streak after a win streak put him at 7.5 k, thus forcing his winrate back to 50% slowly and painfully live on stream
HMMMM OH WOW HOW INTERESTING

>leave /d2g/ for a year
>come back
>still "forced 50%" posting

some things never change.

4K, he even used a double down for some reason, completely clueless at the draft.

>Go ti TI6 and TI7
>Got Pudge Hook from TI6 and 2 Crimsons from TI7
>Sell them all for 500$
>Happy for like 30 seconds before realizing it's all in Valve funbux

Then explain this, Do I suddenly just start playing horribly after winning a bunch of matches? Or does valve give me increasingly bad team mates that are impossible to carry?

I'm not saying it's real or not, I'm saying either:

1) It hasn't directly been figured out by now.

2) this general doesn't have much more to talk about

If you don't like having valve money you could always gift me Prey user-kun, have a webm.
steamcommunity.com/id/Streetguru/

gl next year juice
biding your time im sure

>powershot still isn't global
dotards?

Is that WR's sister? WR doesn't have tits.

How do we fix playing this game as a solo pubster?

>impossible to carry
>3 10k mmr players in existence

pick 1 dotards

They're good players that play a shit ton of hours a week

>wake up
>OG.SingSing

>Timado
>Resolution
>MP
>Khezu
>w33
>Moon
all these honeypot players. Which team will fall for them?

I feel for ana my dudes.
I used to think he was a bad player but he won me over at Kiev, and now he gets kicked and is taking a break from dota "for the season"
I don't know, feels like bad timing. With a major every 5 weeks I think you should just ride it out and try to get to as many as you can because the money you make now far exceeds the bumfuck normie job you'll have 10 yrs later
Even if you have to attach yourself to EE I think you should try it.
You're not going to win TI but at the very least making 6 figures wouldn't be too bad.

G SingSing

>its another notail is the villain episode

How is Batrider balanced?
>spam sticky napalm
>run at enemies with firefly
>win every lane you go to

>wake up
>OG.Timado

What's the quickest, most effective way to tilt the other team without getting reported?

accolade?

adelaide

I don't see kicking dudes as a bad thing, it's business at the end of the day.
Stealing money from your teammates or salting the earth for other commentary studios in your scene though is evil
But still business i guess since ain't no-one signed no contracts

Game losing hero

Source?

kill their courier

they will report the last retard to use it

>wake up
>Adelaide is still not banned

t. 3k shitlord

I don't have any ilexas but have this cute creep instead

>sub 50% winrate in all bracket
I'm not thinking at all

I saw non-con loli of her once

is there a date for open registrations yet
valve's site is shit

That can pass for an Ilexa.

f-list.net/c/ilexa

I think PSG died of cancer or something, so there's that.

how big is SCCC in china? like burning big or xiao8 big?
I really like the dude and I hope he gets a good team next season.

>play ranked
>random meepo
>place icon on mid
>"do you know how to play meepo"
>"no"
>he picks invoker and takes mid
>im forced to go jungle
>we get stomped horribly
>he gets sent to low prio while i get away scot free
explain this dotards

...Oh.
Wait, why are we advertising someone's weird fetish donut steel

like CDEC big he will be non existent after 3 minors has passed