/srg/ - Speedrunning General
so who's going to be in the sweet 16 of speedrunners at oceanside marathon?
www.twitch
.tv/skeletonbill
dkr 100% sub 2:20 attempts
degenecast with geurge and lurk afterwards!!
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Jaret Ross!
why didn't you sage?
Can I get a list of /ourguys/?
so the exposure rises to the top of the catalog for all to see
don't let it die
why would you expose yourself like that
* slowly draws katana from sheath.
ill end you right here, right now.
*flies high above the reach of your sword and bird laughs*
I'm dying
lmfao
samefag
based irrelevant (and now off-topic) tweets user
official list of /ourguys/ starts below this line:
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siglemic
thanks for the late response!
why did you delete?
They call him Private Cinnabun because his butt cheeks are soft like that of a muffin.
why didn't you sage?
painfully unfunny
painfully exposed
why did you delete?
dangerously cheesy
self exposure is cuckworthy
Smaugy, shovel knight WR holder has picked up 70 star.
Witwix, trihex, and others turned their small speedrunning hobby into a career to the point where they could buy sizeable houses. Why didnt you?
because i'm not gay
you h-have to remain p-pure! now give Mike Uyama $150 a year so he can live and stop questioning money in speedrunning!
I make more money in a year than those losers have in their entire life lmao
wow
*mindlessly grinds 18 hours a day*
ME SPEEDRUNNER!!!! IF YOU NO GRIND 18 HOURS A DAY THEN YOU NO SPEEDRUNNER!!!! NO PRACTICE!!! NO RACE!!! ONLY GRIND!!!!!! OOH AH!!!! OOH AH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GRIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*climbs atop the highest tree and bonobo howls*
What's the difference between grinding and practice?
grind monkeys, everyone
*literally has never done a run in his entire life*
heh... you uppity kids think you know speedrunning?
Sorry, the answer is "I can't engage in a practice session of my dick against your ass". Better luck next time.
don't you have 20k to raise?
why did you delete?
moofin...
what do you mean by "you uppity kids"?
fuck off cyghfer
why did you mention cyg, de obsessed freak?
Shitposting aside, can I have a few good ESA run recommendations?
a PERFECT example right now is ClintStevens vs TheMexicanRunner in Super Mario 64 70 star. TMR just grinds out runs, meaning all he does is shoot for new PBs nonstop. He doesn't take the time to learn and practice much faster strategies. Meanwhile Clint does runs, but he will practice a level or two before he starts runs. Once he gets familiar with the strats he will move on to practicing harder strats. So Clint mixes practicing new harder strats with full runs every day. Both Clint and TMR are machines when it comes to speedrunning, however Clint has far surpassed TMR in time on sm64 because TMR doesn't practice and incorporate new strategies. TMR is too focused on cutting a few seconds overall from movement instead of minutes from faster strategies.
That is a current example of a grinder vs someone who practices as well.
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Both Clint and TMR are machines when it comes to speedrunning
clint is literally just doing what everyone does. thats the standard
in Super Mario 64 70 star.
What did he mean by this?
>Clint
LGR is a speedrunner?
Ayy niggaa
Hide ya WR, hide ya wife
Cuh ya boy Crandino all up in dis bitch, nigga
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
everyone but TMR. TMR should really stick to 2D games. he has been grinding runs for weeks now and still doesn't have a sub 1 hour 70 star.
TheMexicanGrindmonkey really
He should stick to 10 minute games without movement tech that can be mindless grinded to be more precise.
Is circumark atmpas?
someone give me a run down on what all the drama over this ocean marathon thing is about? isn't it just another smash the record type of thing? also i saw a few people say it wants to be like beyondthesummit. can anyone explain what that is to me?
Mario 64 minimal A presses speedrun when?
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what is a reliable button remapper for xbox controllers?
can I ask a dumb question?
You already did.
why did you delete?
Dang, narc is on FIRE.
Why does anyone play SM64? Every stream I enter, the streamers sounds like they want to die.
Holy shit, that wig made me laugh way harder than it should have.
gymnast looks like a fucking triangle
why didn't you sage?
Why has none of you guys made a "Cosmo The Man" account yet and stolen all his records?
what do you mean by "you guys"?
anyone in this thread with a Switch
too obvious
i'll try running GHZ act 1 though
>Anyone here speedrunning let alone being good enough to get 1st
Ooooo im laffin
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
I'll beat her time in a day
>her
stfu fucktard
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NO ANIME DON'T
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did anyone ask john if he thinks cosmo is succeeding at either of those
>Narcissa: This shit is a fucking mystery.
What did they mean by this?
it*
Why do you guys never talk about me?
what do you mean by "you guys"?
Because you don't speedrun anymore.
Other way around, buddy. We guys only talk about non-runners these days.
who is we?
Fine, let me word it better: because you're not active anymore.
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How does MajinPhil have 995 subscribers? Is he pulling a Woofer and subscribing to himself with alternate accounts?
That would make no sense.
don't let it die
It makes perfect sense. It's called seeding popularity so hat people who subscribe think they are part of some special cub
You still give half the money to Twitch.
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you gotta spend money to make money nigga
since twitch implemented amazon prime subs almost every partner (not affiliate) has roughly the same amount of subs as their average viewer count, give or take 10%. the ones that are no where near their view count are usually the people who don't care about their stream and viewers or are just lazy.