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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, 18th of August: 684 – Battle of Marj Rahit: Umayyad partisans defeat the supporters of Ibn al-Zubayr and cement Umayyad control of Syria. 1634 – Urbain Grandier, accused and convicted of sorcery, is burned alive in Loudun, France. 1903 – German engineer Karl Jatho allegedly flies his self-made, motored gliding airplane four months before the first flight of the Wright brothers. 1940 – World War II: The Hardest Day air battle, part of the Battle of Britain. At that point, the largest aerial engagement in history with heavy losses sustained on both sides. 1971 – Vietnam War: Australia and New Zealand decide to withdraw their troops from Vietnam.
It is ridiculously hard. I've tried so hard. Came close, didn't even get the civil war.
Oliver Turner
we did it leddit only had to save scum for about 3 hours
Elijah Edwards
wew
Evan Hill
Is this pasta?
Blake Green
why is pasta so bad in this general?
Luke Hall
is there flavor for the CSA in HPM? or will it be years on end without country specific events?
Jonathan Richardson
Most people here are under the age of 16. It's depressing.
Luis Jenkins
Le White master raceiums haha genocide=pretty map
Jonathan Davis
how can I make my pops move to a recently conquered state? does it need to have a core or what?
Landon Price
How come CPR+ for CK2 does not work? I own all the needed DLCs for it to work properly yet it does not seem to change anything.
Alexander Fisher
Pirated or Steam version?
Charles Lewis
tengri horde > all
Robert Rodriguez
Pirated obviously, not that it matters, I got the portrait mod off the workshop.
Dylan Davis
Salutem civium /gsg/! With the collapse of the Western Roman Empire, the goths of Odoacer and Theoderic have made a mockery of all civilized, Roman institutions. They have trampled the monuments of our ancestors and are heretics that will no doubt burn for all eternity in the fires of hell. Before that, however, they must be dealt with on Earth. The Governor of Noricum and his trusted legions stand sentinel against the barbarian Germanic kingdoms that threaten the Roman realm. With their complete defeat, the tribes of the Alemanni and Thuringians skulk in their desolate wasteland North of the Danube. Cavassing an alliance from his sons-in-law, the Vicar of Rome and Emperor in Constantinople, the Ostrogoths have been similarly chased from et Alpinis Montibus and the Governor has declared himself 'Re', of equal standing of the heretic Ostrogoth warlord and his Roman son-in-law.
Where should I go? I'm thinking of annexing all territories east of the Danube, puppeting the Western Roman 'Emperor', then slowly reconquering Italy. Tuetur principem!
Gavin Parker
There's a South Indian portrait pack that was given away for free on Steam, the mod needs you to have that as well.
Juan Gray
I looked one by one for all of them, still if you are missing a portrait pack, shouldnt it bug out instead of not doing anything?
Also how does paradox expect people to buy over 50€ in portraits and shit? Jfc.
Evan Miller
Carry on
Christopher Johnson
He is watching a lot of interracial port to better understand the assimilation of niggers
Hunter Mitchell
Give me an EU4+M&T nation to blogpost and entertain you with, /gsg/. Can be a custom nation with RP goals as well except for uninstall.exe
Jack Anderson
To arms, brothers! A crisis in the Roman Realm! Despite headway against the Ostrogoth heretic warlords in Pannonia, usurpers have ousted the Ostrogoths from the peninsula almost entirely! A former Roman centurion of some renown has seized power, and though it might be cause for some celebration, Titus 'The Liberator' is said to adhere to a pagan mystery cult originating from Greek mythology - the cult of Mithras, popular with the Roman military even to this day. Despite his appearances, Titus is a dangerous presence and a harbinger of even more bloodshed and carnage in the Roman Realm! A cruel but ambitious man who is said to impale his rivals outside his villa, he has declared war on the Vicar of Rome, an ally of Danuvium, in an effort to seize Toscana! His massive popularity in ousting the Ostrogoths has garnered him a massive following of hardened Roman legionaries - a larger force than even the remnants of the Roman Empire in the East can muster! We take heart, though, as the brave sons of Mediolanum rise up, taking up arms against this pagan, although their chances are slim. It is rumored that the Re of Danuvium is considering abandoning his son in law, and keeping the peace on the northern border - the scum!
In other news, a Roman Arian revolt threatens to finally bring about an end to the lingering power of the Western Roman 'Emperor'.
I fucking love putting provincial revolts on x3 strength, creaming myself here.
Jackson Wood
play lithuania remain romuva and only expand inside your cultural union avoid poland
Thomas Reed
form the netherlands and then colonize the arabs and persians and make them christian
Nathan Miller
Anybody got those maps made by that guy that did an Afrikaner Black-Genocide game a few weeks ago?
Jaxson Murphy
should I buy Stellaris?
Henry Gonzalez
Football manager is more grand strategy than EU4.
Camden Myers
Alright then, I'll play with White&Based Horde and reform the Golden Horde
Ultimate goal is to establish this blob, convert everything inside to Tengri and turn into a massive trade/production powerhouse by dominating all trade nodes inside, but also by cultivating production centers and urbanizing my provinces
Aiden Price
Dont buy paradox games.
Josiah Edwards
Holy fuckign shit how do I fight against these Qing reactionary fuckers, there's millions of them
Gabriel Evans
Reminder that HPM is literally, LITERALLY doing Paradox's work FOR FREE.
Alexander Martinez
help me please
Jayden Wilson
So I start with 5.5% urbanization, which is great because this sets a new campaign goal - urbanize the steppes and reach at least 20% global urbanization
Nathaniel Bailey
HPM since you ignored me last time I wrote, I'll ask you again about some changes/suggestions
Kokand and Kyrgyzstan are the same colour. One should be changed. The end of the Tutankhamun's Tomb chain has a pop up for all countries, telling you who discovered the tomb, even if it wasn't you. The source of the Nile chain, Aegean civilisations and South Pole ones should have one as well so that you can see who won and change your sliders accordingly. I didn't even know the Aegean one had ended for me until years later.
Jose James
so I'm playing the NWO 2 mod for DH and after Stalin's death the second event letting you choose between Kruschev, Beria, Zhukov etc. doesn't seem to fire
Connor Jones
It seems that there's a small problem - the Blue Horde can't exist for me to reform the Golden Horde and I can't annex them for another 668 years which is fucking retarded. Should I break vassalization or is there some meme event in the future that allows me to annex them?
Nathan Robinson
you going to make poland or are you just staying as krakow?
Christian Jones
pls respond
Cooper Young
are there map improvement mods for vicky?
Isaiah Cruz
Rome: Total war is more grand strategy than Eu4.
Adrian King
>play ck2 agot >didnt play since conclave >everything is quite comfy as a higher lord, new mechanics are fun
than within 20 years i have: random pirates with 3x my size, destroying >500g in buildings two wars from my stupid queen while being the main target from the enemy+ land burned by dragon. and 2 plaques killing half my court and family. i went from 7.5g income to 15 stats is going full retard mode and my army didnt even had 50% of its power in the last decade and probablity will not have it in the next decade. at least i took advantage of the dying targs and got my hands on two of they valyrian swords.
Michael Ward
>let me check the horde ide-
holy fuck
Mason Reyes
does anyone know when VeF will be updated?
Jackson King
Nevermind, found a way - directly demand their provinces one by one until its only their capital left, after which I drop them and fully annex them
Joseph Hernandez
>babbys first gsg eu4 is literal normie tier
Luke Davis
>ULM STRONK >LE EBIC RUYUKU WC LMAO >LETS BLOB XD
Joseph Reyes
shut up loser
Nicholas Anderson
What´s the most fun finnish start in Crusader Kings 2? I booted up a 769 Karelia game just because I had something to do from the very start? Just wondering if there where other great options.
Bentley Morales
Almost there. Gonna have to wait a little to core them and let the Liberty Desire go down and I'll completely absorb them, after which I can directly do this
>>>r/paradoxplaza where they still think this "game" is worth shit
Christopher Ross
see: you're not fitting in, reddit
Ian Ramirez
t. umblr
Mason Carter
please stop posting ITT eu4 babbys
Connor Bailey
>reddit frog
Adrian Scott
Wait, did they fix whatever bug was making it unplayable? Or did you hotfix it yourself?
Jackson Cox
>New CK2 game >Canary Islands >Charlememe start date >100 years in >AI formed HRE >De jure Kingdoms of Germany, Italy and Africa >AI reformed Norse pagans >Shia talking over the ME It really is as bad as they say
Also this >Do lots of raiding >Capture entire family of the Baron in Venice >Keep them in house arrest >Rape a daughter, get a boy >Wait until prisoner son inherits >Execute him >Realize my concubine can't inherit >Probably should have checked before raping and murdering the entire family, but we all make mistakes >The Doge of Venice has a castle now >He gives it to my Sunni son that's not even in diplomacy range
Elijah Martin
woah it's been a while since I last had to use this
Brayden Lee
...
Camden Gonzalez
Those provinces seem to be loaded with pops so I'll start developing them right away. Hopefully each of them becomes a 50 urban pops city by 1650
Robert Moore
Guys, is taking a national value worth it? If so, which one should I get as shogunate Japan?
Brandon Parker
>he's still at it
Hunter Robinson
Obviously, but depends on what you want to reach. Japanese, Chinese and Indian minors are the only ones that have the luxury of picking a NV that isn't productivity and not lag behind.
Joshua Kelly
Jesus, is somehow getting worse.
Cooper Morris
Come back Romebro. I was reading.
Connor Cruz
You can catch the rest of my playthrough on /r/paradoxplaza, this place is too full of liqqykids to allow me to post ehre.
James Foster
basedwo REDPILLED frog poster
Hunter Howard
This is how /r/paradoxplaza looks like at the moment
>all the v2 questions are about shit mods or blobbing REALLY makes you think
John Gonzalez
>mfw a redditor was trying to fit in near me
Benjamin Evans
Are they permanent?
Jason Morris
Maybe it was just for the day, let's check monthly statistics
>3 V2, one HPM >1 HOI4 >1 EU4 (which is not even a game but rather steam post related to the game)
hmm
Aiden Sullivan
...
Nathan King
You should take (F)ersia as well
Wyatt Harris
Guise, what if rick & morty went back to 1444?! wouldn't that be EPIC!?
Henry Gomez
>Vic2-HPM - So this is the power of Arab Nationalism >(cdn.discordapp.com)
What did the Steam group mean by this?
Andrew Powell
This probably is just unlucky, so lets increase the sample size to an entire year
>3 V2 >3 HOI4 >as many V2 posts as HOI4
thought provoking indeed
Brody Rogers
Reddit is a great website and paradoxplaza is a nice community
Ayden Ramirez
>it's another episode of reddit migrants try to frame the narrative as v2 is all /r/paradoxplaza talk about when it's common knowledge that's because the subreddit devoted to v2 is inactive causing discussion of v2 to default to /r/paradoxplaza Nice blatant lying to suit your narrative there, reddit. You lads are good at that.