Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Quickest street legal production car to ever lap VIR (Americas Nuburgring)
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever .

arghh!

OP is a gigantic faggot
But unironically this time

lotta new Stingrays on autotrader for $45,000-47,000. seems like a steal at that.

>v8
op is straight

juss leaving this here for ford owners

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>4 total IPs
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.

I'm a poorfag, I move very often (Corvette's haven't the cargo room I need), and the place I live has shitty roads.

i bet hes handsome, whoever it is

Because I whooped one on the toe-gay in my RX-8, I don't feel like a handling downgrade.