League of Legends General - /lolg/

I wanna cuddle Jinx

How badass would be a skin for zed with bondages?

Imagine a pharao zed skin, or a mummy one but covered with damaged and old clothes.

well ... im just ... "different" and got it later

>Supposed to be ongoing for the whole season
>Lock everyone at level 2 for months
>Let people gain their true honor levels
>Level 4 the next day
>Bunch of level 4 a few weeks later

The system is so bad, you can be toxic as shit and still get it because it works off how many times you're honored, and not if you're actually honorable

>fall from plat 3 to plat 5
>stuck in it for three weeks
>maybe 2 months until rewards are given

Do i have any chance at all to make diamond v?

All you need to do is play a lot. Even if you get 0 honors you'll get to higher levels.

did they said anything about the rewards ?
>also
dont give up , i fell from gold 2 to gold 5 and i comeback to gold 3 so i know that feel bro . hang in there

I got a 14 day ban at level 2. Come back two weeks later after the ban, level 3.

system is fucky

No but it's always been around October-November and I want my border

>Darius gets a cute blonde gf and steamy scenes
>Vlad gets nothing

He better get a cute brunette gf later on

>losing streak
>drink glass of wine
>winning streak
This game is not meant to be played sober.

Vlad is a virgin.

Darius went out and got laid like only 5 other champions did.

Vladimir is a raging homosexual

Yo /lolg/, how do I play from behind as an adc? I feel like if I'm even or ahead in laning phase I win almost all of my games, but as soon as I go down an item the other adc just fucks my shit up. Do I just give up more CS and try to farm under tower or what?

Zed and "badass" don't go along

Canon untrue

Inb4 it's a skin: skins don't change core personality traits

farm

Darius
Azir
Kassadin
Varus
Lucian
Xayah and Rakan if they count
Jarvan maybe
Camille maybe

>Darius gets a cute blonde gf and steamy scenes
not anymore

delet this champion entirely

Warwick probably skulla lot of people

I love Darius so fucking much

Living > That caster creep at 30 hp

Just give up cs and wait for them to fuck up. You can still trade but don't extend trades because you will die if they have an item advantage. Hope your jungler ganks so you can make the lane even again. Otherwise just farm what you can and don't get dove. Set up defensive wards so you can dip in time

what is the difference between level 4 and 3? more chance of capsule/fragments?

Wait is warwick not a virgin?

Meant to say skullfucked
i'm a fucking idiot

Evelynn hype

Too best for you

Nidalee

He was a gangstaman before becoming Warwick so he probably fucked a few women

Is it really happenin soon or are you hyping yourself up because she's the next one?

I'm asking because I haven't been paying attention recently.

>this new comic
Too bad I hate playing Darius

Cosmic Reaver _____Morde_____ fucking when???

>See this happening in lobby
>Laugh my way to the toilet during loadscreen
I fucking love diamond. The whole game was a fucking fiesta of these guys ripping each other apart in chat, our midlaner walking down to bot to take Draven's CS and Draven literally running it down mid because he doesn't know what else to do.
And we still won.

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I can't tell who is the bigger bitch. Urgotfags or Mordefags.

when someone comes up with a good idea for one.

>i planted a tree inside your mothers cunt
>and fucked ur sister in its shade
top bants

she is

What champion pisses you off the most?

>implying there aren't at least 100 already
Riot confirmed for being uncreative hacks who are only good at tracing facial features from real life celebrities just to end up getting sued by them

i feel like her tails keep her skirt up in the back so she is permanently flashing her pantsu to everyone behind her

> play a promo game drunk a few days ago
> every lane is winning and snowballing
> down the last of my drink
> flash forward 5 minutes enemy team is taking our whole base out
> honest to god cannot remember a single thing about that 5 minute stretch

Please someone give me the source of this

meant to reply to

i'm not implying, i'm saying. all those ideas are shit.

>Darius BARELY did 50% of Renektons health as fast as Renekton dealt 90% of Darius'

Renekton really is for scrubbadubbas

Probably Janna. I'm a support main and I sometimes play her because free elo but I still fucking hate her so I just permaban her right now when I have a good reason to.

The champion that keeps posting the same webm with the same question every thread.

Just look up Lissandra porn and you'll come across it. There's VERY little of it.

Thats not fair, i havent posted in like, a week minimum.

Fiora because DUDE %MAX HP TRUE DAMAGE LMAO

>At least two times through out that entire gif renekton could have AA'd and confirmed the kill

Shitters dont know how important AAing between abilities is: The ELO

her clothes are designed with a hole in the back for her tails to pass

It is probably next year

What if Foira had % current health hp true damage with a minimum?

It gets posted

/every thread/

Is it just me or is urgot like, really bad? I just go black cleaver>tank and im somehow not tanky and not doing any damage.

>He better get a cute brunette gf

so you can self-insert? fucking loser

What champions are virgins?

>There are people who want Ezreal to become an Energy champion

>They don't see how broken he'd be if he wasn't gated by mana

>drop from d5 to g5
>decide to stop trolling
>half way through plat

It's easy when you decide to stop trolling

Also, how does honor work?
I have level 4, and it shows on the screen like every other game. I don't care about it, I'm just wondering why I see it every other game

Why is Sona the bustiest?

Sona is canonically a maiden

Riot wants her to be a tank buster. The problem is, unless she's garbage, she shits on everything.

Literally every Urgot I play with carries me so I don't know what you guys are talking about

I want syndra to step on my cock and balls!

Vayne isn't my self-insert

> buy ninja tabis
> urgot doesn't even scratch me

he's a neat champion design but he's way too easy to play around, both mechanically and in itemization

Wouldn't that hurt?

>gated
>by
>mana
ohohohohoho

no thank you, now get out

>tfw I can only fap to futa Ahri and Soraka

You fags are to blame for this aren't you?!

If this post gets a 5 you'll fap to aurelion sol and break free of your bonds

She's not much of a tank buster since it doesn't fucking matter how much hp you have since it's %max HP damage, she's gonna burst you anyway.
Do it like bork's logic and make it like a tool to wear down tanks isntead as something to blow up everything.

I mean, imagine if bork or liandry's had %max hp damage instead of current.

>be normal
>start coming to these threads
>develop the urge to play support role
>slowly begin to crave cock
>want to desperately service my adcs cock after every match

Explain this.

Greetings, citizens of Noxus.

He has really weird itemization choices. Crit and Attack speed suck because W. So for damage you're pretty much limited to AD and after that random tank shit (mostly health). His best ability IMO is the shield, but it's really complicated to make him an actual threat.

BROTHER

Actually you being a fag is to blame for this

One of the best things about sona is that she is nearly never drawn with a dick

Guess she's to feminine for it

...

Yeah, there's still the chance that he runs out of mana, and his early mana pool depletes rather quickly

Your gf is dead mr darius

Too bad Noxus doesnt have an emperor so we can scream FOR THE EMPRAH

Rude

Anyone in lolg main A.Sol?

So what you're saying is people here would fuck Kindred?

okay how is sona more feminine than ahri?

No need to remind me.

What do you need to know about him?

>been on Veeky Forums since 2012
>still haven't gone any lower than "girls"