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>NEWS & STREAMS
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what instrument was she playing?

When will get rid of the dendi curse

He has long been in the absolute pathetic tier of entertainment and I feel bad for him and especially his teammates everytime I see him

I want to pollinate Sylph!

reminder that watching anime makes you better at dota

guessing a double bass

6th for ME

Can zai survive the russians in EU servers or is NA dota doomed?

>becomes full time streamer & personality
>free to appear wherever/whenever
>navi can build their dota team however they want
>still have dendi under the navi umbrella
sadly, this'll never happen

>tfw find no solace in playing dota anymore
>the only thing playing brings me is frustration and sadness
>but I still watch people stream dota all of the time and I still love the game
>i just hate playing it
I wish I could learn to enjoy Dota again.

First for Necrophos nerf

oh fug that's really lewd

>mfw WEEDMANDOTA back

>le na dota banter
>le na dota bad manners
>le na dota meanies
>a single stack of four russians is enough to trigger na dota into destroying items and abandoning a game

No wonder they are a bunch of weaklings when it comes to competitive play if they can't handle the tamest things

r u me

...

will something happen today? nothing has happened in months

you will die

why is he not verified by twitter yet

SLACKS JUST LEAKED COMMUNITY COMPENDIUMS
>SLACKS JUST LEAKED COMMUNITY COMPENDIUMS

>trumpcuck wants necro nerfed
lol

what

>SILTBREAKER WHEN

>silt

>Suma1l is the best mid in the world.
Fucking idiots, SCCC is the literal god of the midlane, He's dunked on shitmail so many times.

When patchnotes are supposed to be revealed? Like, really, fucking WHEN?

When patchnotes are supposed to be revealed? Like, really, fucking WHEN?

only took valve 2 years to bring it back after reborn removed it.

reborn removed a lot of shit think about it.

reborn was probably a mistake.

what does that mean?

in source 1 third party tournaments had their own compendiums to sell. Valve have only just re-added it to the game after it was taken out after reborn

next tuesday

>7.10
>WR bust size increased by 3 cups

If you watched the games Sumail destroyed sccc in the midlane and then they lost the late game, like in every game they had in the main event.

lmao americans measure breasts in cups

they can't stop thinking about eating even when looking at boobs lol

This. His SF in the last semi-final game was glorious. NoOne is very good too, Miracle shits his pants just thinking about laning against him.

BASED OUR GAYS MOONDUCK SHITTING ON TI7

why do trenchshitters consider sniper a viable mid?

>watching mooncuck podcast
h*llo r*dd*t

Beep boop.
I can't let you win that midlane fleshy.

thanks for answering friend

SEEEE THEY NEEDED A DRAFT PANEL
grant/lacoste/kotlguy would have fit perfectly there

>implying slacks isn't /ourguy/

WHERES CAP PODCAST JESUS

>praising machine
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ME ME

>tfw my gf has less cups than mcdonalds king size coke jug
JUST

>Suma1l is the best mid in the world.

it's literally a bunch of bones in her spine
how fucking lazy

"we're forum kids, we go on Reddit" - Slacks

what is the best hero to first pick at 4.5k mmr

goodbye r*****
i don't know my fellow white person with actual good tastes
we can only hope it's soon

russkies had it by the way, their production quality was higher overall
wasn't that meme was proven wrong

>slacks laughing at this
kek

shaker

>everyone dresses their AM as some weeb anime fag shit

this is some shit

slacks is our guy

Electric Cello

>everyone shitting on EG now
WEW

arc warden

arc warden was just banned

I will go magnus offlane

>now

PPD shits on Slacks so ...

LMAFO ZAI WAS CRYING

>Zyori confirming TI7 was the best TI

Is the Moonduck studio our studio?

Zai more like Cri

>jew
>sniff
>maple syrup
>slacks
no

I cry after losing a pub. I wonder how they felt after losing a TI

I want to grab Zai's cheeks and pull them into weird directions

that moonduck panel unironically better than any other we had this TI (except for that one with sumail)

REMINDS ME ME ME ME ME ME ME OF THE TIME I HOSTED A PANEL

go away Maut

i hate this pol faggot police tape listening swede moron

>everyone in Moonduck agrees TI7 was the best TI so far
Well, it's confirmed then:

OFFICIAL "THE INTERNATIONAL" RANKINGS:
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#1 - TI 3
>Most hyped finals ever.
>Only time 2 western teams reached the finals.
>Biggest rivalry ever in dota, before the age of /pol/ shitposting which only made it better.

#2.- TI 7
>Best event storyline with liquid coming all the way from the lower bracket.
>Liquid vs China, the slaying of the top 3 chinese in succession while stomping the finals 3-0.

#3.- TI 2
>Navi against the chinese horde.
>The play.
>Still small and comfy community.

#4.- TI 6
>Okay tournament.
>Lacking memorable moments.
>DC disappointing in finals, almost as much as CDEC the previous year.

#5.- TI 4
>People complaining about "muh deathball meta" but games weren't so bad, only that games were fast without chance for comebacks.
>Uninteresting China vs China finals made the ending of the tournament less appealing.

#6.- TI 1
>Unfinished game, low hero pool.
>Cool event but wasn't really a TI.

#7.- TI 5
>Brought /pol/ shitposting to dota.
>CDEC had a very weak performance in the finals.

youtube.com/watch?v=kXPJZn5AfNI

This is the greatest play in Dota 2 history, Suma1l greatest play is buying Blademail.

why you shit on your compatriot

TI3 had a total of 3 good games. TI2 and TI1 were shitshows that no one knew what to do. TI7 had the worst grand finals. TI6 had the best games.

what are you guys watching?

Objectively wrong opinions.

>le fat choking russian
nice TI """"""performance""""""

TI7 has the best grand final.

LMAO @ THESEKEKS WHO GET BTFO by EG winning non HONEYPOT garbage like ti7
bet you guys got BTFO'D in november too... huh?

MAGA
A
G
A
fucking KEKS OUT
OUT
OUT
REE

>Patch up
>No wake

>create an AI capable of learning
>force her to play dota straight for 10 thousand years
>act surprised when the AI decides to exterminate humanity

Literally Skynet

Mein sides

>her

the only western team that placed higher than both russian teams was liquid
can this choking meme die already

WTF i love MAGA now
inteligence is a female noun, user

where's the patch?
were all waiting here, come on valve.

also, me in the middle

moonduck podcasts are awful, not only are the main personalities awful (ballsniffer, jew, berniebro, leaf) they talk about dota for 10 minutes, then devolve into a less funny version of the colbert show, like full on 2 scoops, i wouldn't mind if they didnt list it as a "dota" stream, they arent playing dota and they are barely talking about dota.

no, the "artificial" is what makes it female

slacks looking skinny

LOL FUCK NO
I unironically prefer beyond the shekel to them, they are that fucking bad. I wish the dota casting scene wasnt so gatekept and overrun with retards.

>one of the favorite
>top6 is good
fuck off

>trent thinks the pangolin is french
shame on you my fellow FUCKING LEAF

i'm pretty sure i have like 80% of the ingame /d2g/ chat muted, why are you all so fucking autistic

i think its going to be around a week or even 2-4 months.
meh, lets just wait.

me with glasses btw

well it''s better than top12 alright

the worst ones are the really high goypass levels.

If you flip a coin 100 times your probability of getting heads or tails stays 50%, getting 7 heads in a row doesnt necessarily mean your next 7 will be tails, however it is 50% chance that yoi will. Same goes with mm, your probability of winning of losing in solo queue equals to the probability of you getting the anchors on ur team (or on the opposing team). Having fun fliiping the coin dotards?

>rating TI5 that low because someone hurt your feelings