Electrical gremlins

>electrical gremlins

>Niggers

>electrical niggers

Gremlins 2: Electric Boogaloo

Put rice on your wiring harness. The rice will attract asians who will fix it

God damn, that has to be the most Reddit picture I've seen in a while.

>Not
>Gremlins 2: Electric Niggaloo

I like when they tickle my balls lol

>start my car
>trunk opens
>pull handbrake
>cel comes on
>return handbrake to resting position
>it goes away
>set left blinker
>radio flickers
>set right blinker
>cel comes on
>shift into fourth gear
>trunk opens
>put my windows down via button
>interior light comes on

That sounds more like a poltergeist my dude.

>Gremilns 2: Electric Jigaboo

Sorry, not rayciss, but I love wordplay.

Goddamnit why didn't I think of that in the first place.

I unlocked my Volvo the other day and 3 of the windows went halfway down.

If I had to guess? People try so hard to shoehorn racial slurs into jokes that the joke isn't about being funny anymore.

Such is life with a PSA car

>open hood
>see enough exposed copper to start a mint

>purchase a high mileage early 2000s Mercedes
>car has fiber fucking optics, and over 20 computer modules
>zero electrical faults
>every single electric thing works as it should
>except the sunroof

What did they mean by this

>computer nannies

>engage left blinker
>arrow stops clicking and freezes, light is stuck on even when I move the stalk back
>engage right blinker
>tachometer dies and my fuel gauge starts rising

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>go faster than speed limit or go up hill
>misfires

>Buying a german or British car

>buy early 2000s lexus with 260k miles
>everything electric works
>but sounds like its dying
>open sunroof
>WHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>lower window
>ZRRRRRRRRR

>buy old toyota/lexus
>drives perfectly
>but injectors are super fucking loud no matter what