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> News
- Splat Brella is released!
-New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st and 2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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strawpoll.me/13735677
strawpoll.me/13735100
strawpoll.me/13735105
youtube.com/watch?v=15qFDdYTUFI
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/x65fy5g80HJ3zzaapQfEFQ/
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/SAJe9McM1nN8XN3O7zBqhw/
youtube.com/watch?v=jr-EHJaMpk8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

strawpoll.me/13735677
How many times have you had your Rank Meter break (derank or otherwise), /ink/?

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How should I know you tripple nigger
Stop posting the same 3 webms every fucking thread

If you support team flight, you are saying you like flyfish you absolute monster

That hardly means anything. Someone in S+10 with 3 breaks is way different than a B player with 3 breaks.

Sex with Marie!

please check out the BEST splatoon stream going, also please cry more faggots

twitch/gameoverse

strawpoll.me/13735100
strawpoll.me/13735105

WHY WON'T MUCH GIVE ME PERFECT GEAR

Does that involve a foot job at some point?

I want Marie's feet.

Reported again, stop fagging up the thread you fat autist

>superbonus is worthless food tickets
>wasn't expecting much
>ended up getting 3 drink tickets, 1 of which is ink saver main
That turned out better than expected. I now have 4 ISM drinks and even get to replace my shirt with ISM main.

I used to hate Splatzones, but the maps in S2 are very good for it.

>Squiffer not under News

fuck off back to tumblr you mentally ill degenerate

>Seraphite: shitpost in my general, don't be surprised when the general shitposts in your stream
>my general

Die

Twice now, I think. Once within one win of Rainmaker A, and the other I think for Splat Zones A-, but I needed like 3 more wins.

youtube.com/watch?v=15qFDdYTUFI
Who excited

>Rainmaker is the best because of the intense push pull mechanic
>Tower Control is the worst because everyone is retarded and doesn't get on the fucking tower

Also, if you have two Tenta Missles on your team, you can just cheese through Tower Control.

Splat Zones is just alright, unless you're playing it on Reef or Humpback.

shit thread started by the scrooge lunafag

youre fucking boring and your webms arent worth opening

tower control winning both>
like pottery?

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1) Seek help, 2) Fuck off, 3) this thread and Splatverse are for squids and video games only.

This is the first time I posted these webms though user.

Here's a recycled (once) webm though if you want.

no surprise you're a braindead frogposter too
Here you go, you didn't even have to write anything.

Tower Control > Rainmaker > Splatzones

Anyone wanna do some post-1200 pro SR runs? I wanna see how high I can get with the current weapon loadout

broke twice in C-, maintained once in A and maintained once in S+

>Tower Control >

>hangin out at Crusty Sean's cart, feeling fresh
>oh god it's that "special" woomy
>the one in the windcrusher and crazy arrows
>it's one thing to be colorblind or have no fashion sense - everyone optimizes
>but that bike helmet isn't even regular gear
>her mom makes her wear it for protection
>legit potato squid
>she keeps touching everyone in line, some leave from discomfort
>Sean always plays the cool shrimp uncle and doesn't let anyone pick on her, though
>no choice but to deal
>special potato stumbles her way forward the line, arms flailing
>made the mistake of leaning against the cart near the window, squad broken
>can't leave on pain of looking rude, Sean is watching and tentatard is fishing around in her pockets
>but even ol' Sean can be put on the spot sometimes
>"No worries squiddo, if anyone deserved a food ticket it's you!" he tries to be encouraging, food tickets are hard to come by even for the high-functioning
>she keeps pulling out random trash, it looks like an Octo house
>pretty clear she has no food ticket, but pushes the pile on Crusty with a hopeful look in her eyes
>the old shrimp hems and haws
>other squids are whispering and looking at her, but she doesn't care
>she's just getting this teary eyed look when she's not sure if she's getting a snack today
>squids in the line starting to groan
>this is so unfresh
>unzip extra pocket in jacket and whip out one of the tickets in there, don't care which, just slap it on the counter, get this over with, hope her leaves
>don't even look at Sean, he takes a little bit to gather himself and take it
>"Alright, one Double Fried Super Shwaffle comin' up!"
>...cod fucking damn it
>just look away and tuck down headgear, playing it cool, hope she didn't notice
>she noticed
>tardsquid now refuses to leave and babbles her thanks in what can only be charitably called Woomese
>she drools a lot and her ink gets all over your jacket when she talks
>this is what happens when you're waiting for a good map rotation

Reposting in newer thread

1) What's your favorite ink color combination in multiplayer?

2) What color inks are appealing in general to you?

3) What ink colors do you specifically like seeing your squid in?

just post it as a screencap next time, but I do like this greentext

>being a low rank shitter
No wonder you hate TC, since you bitch about your teammates not riding the tower while you yourself won't ride the tower.

Will you protect this smile?

I have every drink ticket besides the one I want (Run Speed Up).

I've done multiple Salmon Runs and still haven't gotten one.

I just want to complete my pure Run Speed Wet Floor tee dammit! I just need one Run Speed Up slot on it, and I need the fucking chunks (30 of them).

Plz Mr. Grizz.

here I did it for you user
stay special

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No it's not faggot
I swear I see your faggot luna and your edgy mask every single thread
Stop avatarfagging dipshit

>mfw I have 1 run speed up drink ticket
Trade you for a ISM, ISS, or ink res ticket.

ugh

I'll tell you what my least favorite combination is: pink and blue. I find it genuinely hard to tell if the floor is our color or their color.

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/x65fy5g80HJ3zzaapQfEFQ/
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/SAJe9McM1nN8XN3O7zBqhw/
You really gotta let go of your grudge, Squid Bernie Sanders user. People can do whatever they want with their money.

Why is the tentatek so perfect?

Avatarfagging is against the rules you mongrel.

pink and cyan for the trix yogurt feel. I like playing as the two pinks, but i look better in cyan i think.
fuck peanut butter jelly, though.

>mods still let this advertising post up

SASUGA

>wear the same gear in ranked
>avatarfagging
I don't think you know what avatarfagging means I bet you're sub-A rank

not with those eyes

Because Forge Splat Pro and Rapid Blaster Deco Pro isn't out yet

Figured you probably already know but in case you don't you can use the color lock option if the color blindness is impacting your playing. Can't remember if it locks to your current color or blue/orange.

>avatarfagging
>no avatars
retard alert

mmmmm~

I bet inkling feet smell like provolone cheese

Sorry, here's a better version
autism speaks and wears a pink helmet

>want to farm swim speed chunks (yeah I know it's shit)
>put on three krak-on gears
>consume krusty sean drink for swim speed
>play turf war
am I doing this right?

>open stream
>some fat sounding guy bitching about Veeky Forums
>close stream

not this user 186515072

I asked for some woomys to draw earlier but no one was posting so I "hijacked" this one
to the owner of this woom, you have a real sporty look

>open stream
>some fat sounding guy bitching about Veeky Forums
>see he's getting his shit pushed in by someone from /ink/
>continue watching stream

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Don't play dumb you fucking retard. You've been shitting up the threads with your boring assfaggot webms for god knows how long. Either start posting interesting things but holy shit stop posting these stupid rank/derank blog-tier webms you fucking twat.

>I bet you're sub-A rank
It took you 1 whole month to finally get to S+ (which you apparently can't even maintain), and you dare making assumptions about my rank? It doesn't even have anything to do with the conversation holy shit.
Anyways stop posting these stupid ass webms you fucking idiot

Ranked could be better if youre winning. Youll gain more gear experience per round won than in Turf War, allowing you can unlock all ability slots in fewer rounds. If you get plenty of wins, you might even be able to scrub the gear and unlock some more before the drink's 20-round use wears out.

Squid Bernie Sanders, you're seriously getting delusional with your age.

>tfw you will never have your woomy drawn
it hurts more than I feel like it should

Holy shit you're fucking retarded.

well I'm trying to be realistic

What does ink itself smell like?

That wasn't me, but feel free to not open my webms like the rest of the anons who aren't opening my webms.

>first it's furries
>now a bunch of trannies come out of the woodwork
why does this keep happening in a kid's game?

Just sniff a ballpoint pen or something. It's pretty acrid and not pleasant at all. Unless you're trying to put some kind of fetish together, and then it smells like whatever you think it should smell like.

I would assume it would smell like whatever actual squid ink smells like. Though I remember in some japanese animes they would sometimes joke about how a young boys room would smell of squid because he faps all the time. So maybe when they ink turf the map would smell like cum everywhere.

post it

youtube.com/watch?v=jr-EHJaMpk8

This, really. Lunafag has shown everything he has to show already and his shit is pathetically dull. It's not fresh.

lol you're so incredibly asspained about being a sub-A rank shitter

It's a bunch of 1w year olds meming in their little safe space. You honestly think the liberals all bought up the switches to spread progressivism in inkopolis square?

This, squid ink smells almost nothing like and is actually used to make some types of pasta and other foods. It's pretty fucking good t b h f a m

autism

holy autism

why were all of the furry, and now trans posters low rank and or low level?

also reminder to report all social media advertising posts

N-no bully.

>tfw two different drawanons drew my woomy the first time I posted her

Samefag.

I just spotted a level 44 Tranny and a level 12 "All my friends are straight white males #MAGA"
I knew there would be trannies but why today? Is it some kind of homo holiday?

>samefag
>literally 7 seconds apart
Holy shit your butthurt is intense you raging autist. You're probably projecting and this user is you also gb2being a B rank shitter

I don't know how the ranking system works, but I thought you couldn't go below the meter if you lost?

>posted literally 7 seconds apart
retard

If your woomy had more pale skin, she would be perfect for me.

>That hair
>Those eyes
>Those clothes
>Those feet

Post them

>the LGBTWTFBBQLMAOISHYGDDT community is starting to shit up Splatverse
Why can't we ever have nice things?

>its my woomy

thank you drawfriend you are the best

I-I can stay out of the sun for a while if you want, user.

nice try

That bar is so you can maintain your rank. You still start out at 0 if you break it.

It's pretty much like this.

>Every couple of losses, you get a crack on your bar
>After 4 (I believe?) cracks, if you lose another couple of times, you'll go down in rank
>On the bar, there is a yellow line
>If you progress past that yellow line, if your bar breaks, you don't lose rank, just experience

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>being a proxyfag

If you were any good you'd know that everything under S+ is garbo, thinking A~S is decent just proves that you're in fact (!!!) a fucking baddie.

Not quite, I'm just trying to prevent cancer before it settles for good.

When you win, you fill the bar. When the bar is full, you are promoted. When you lose a game you were supposed to be able to ain, you get a crack. When you get 4 cracks, the bar breaks. If the bar breaks and you're above the ok line, you lose a lot of progress (equal to the length of the bar to the ok line). If you are below the ok line and you break, you get demoted.

No, you be you woomy. You're beautiful the way you are.