Reported again, stop fagging up the thread you fat autist
Jace Bailey
>superbonus is worthless food tickets >wasn't expecting much >ended up getting 3 drink tickets, 1 of which is ink saver main That turned out better than expected. I now have 4 ISM drinks and even get to replace my shirt with ISM main.
Joshua Scott
I used to hate Splatzones, but the maps in S2 are very good for it.
Isaiah Parker
>Squiffer not under News
Dylan Peterson
fuck off back to tumblr you mentally ill degenerate
Cooper Morales
>Seraphite: shitpost in my general, don't be surprised when the general shitposts in your stream >my general
Jordan Lee
Die
Oliver Bell
Twice now, I think. Once within one win of Rainmaker A, and the other I think for Splat Zones A-, but I needed like 3 more wins.
>Rainmaker is the best because of the intense push pull mechanic >Tower Control is the worst because everyone is retarded and doesn't get on the fucking tower
Also, if you have two Tenta Missles on your team, you can just cheese through Tower Control.
Splat Zones is just alright, unless you're playing it on Reef or Humpback.
Luis Reed
shit thread started by the scrooge lunafag
youre fucking boring and your webms arent worth opening
Jonathan Foster
tower control winning both> like pottery?
Parker Baker
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Dylan Lewis
1) Seek help, 2) Fuck off, 3) this thread and Splatverse are for squids and video games only.
Alexander Baker
This is the first time I posted these webms though user.
Here's a recycled (once) webm though if you want.
Jacob Nguyen
no surprise you're a braindead frogposter too Here you go, you didn't even have to write anything.
Anthony Murphy
Tower Control > Rainmaker > Splatzones
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Anyone wanna do some post-1200 pro SR runs? I wanna see how high I can get with the current weapon loadout
Owen Collins
broke twice in C-, maintained once in A and maintained once in S+
Cooper Rogers
>Tower Control >
Luke Murphy
>hangin out at Crusty Sean's cart, feeling fresh >oh god it's that "special" woomy >the one in the windcrusher and crazy arrows >it's one thing to be colorblind or have no fashion sense - everyone optimizes >but that bike helmet isn't even regular gear >her mom makes her wear it for protection >legit potato squid >she keeps touching everyone in line, some leave from discomfort >Sean always plays the cool shrimp uncle and doesn't let anyone pick on her, though >no choice but to deal >special potato stumbles her way forward the line, arms flailing >made the mistake of leaning against the cart near the window, squad broken >can't leave on pain of looking rude, Sean is watching and tentatard is fishing around in her pockets >but even ol' Sean can be put on the spot sometimes >"No worries squiddo, if anyone deserved a food ticket it's you!" he tries to be encouraging, food tickets are hard to come by even for the high-functioning >she keeps pulling out random trash, it looks like an Octo house >pretty clear she has no food ticket, but pushes the pile on Crusty with a hopeful look in her eyes >the old shrimp hems and haws >other squids are whispering and looking at her, but she doesn't care >she's just getting this teary eyed look when she's not sure if she's getting a snack today >squids in the line starting to groan >this is so unfresh >unzip extra pocket in jacket and whip out one of the tickets in there, don't care which, just slap it on the counter, get this over with, hope her leaves >don't even look at Sean, he takes a little bit to gather himself and take it >"Alright, one Double Fried Super Shwaffle comin' up!" >...cod fucking damn it >just look away and tuck down headgear, playing it cool, hope she didn't notice >she noticed >tardsquid now refuses to leave and babbles her thanks in what can only be charitably called Woomese >she drools a lot and her ink gets all over your jacket when she talks >this is what happens when you're waiting for a good map rotation
Anthony Williams
Reposting in newer thread
1) What's your favorite ink color combination in multiplayer?
2) What color inks are appealing in general to you?
3) What ink colors do you specifically like seeing your squid in?
Jonathan Hughes
just post it as a screencap next time, but I do like this greentext
Jaxson Hall
>being a low rank shitter No wonder you hate TC, since you bitch about your teammates not riding the tower while you yourself won't ride the tower.
Cameron Ramirez
Will you protect this smile?
Jeremiah Wood
I have every drink ticket besides the one I want (Run Speed Up).
I've done multiple Salmon Runs and still haven't gotten one.
I just want to complete my pure Run Speed Wet Floor tee dammit! I just need one Run Speed Up slot on it, and I need the fucking chunks (30 of them).
Plz Mr. Grizz.
Sebastian Reyes
here I did it for you user stay special
James Jackson
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Jack Parker
No it's not faggot I swear I see your faggot luna and your edgy mask every single thread Stop avatarfagging dipshit
Michael Robinson
>mfw I have 1 run speed up drink ticket Trade you for a ISM, ISS, or ink res ticket.
Sebastian Martinez
ugh
Christopher Anderson
I'll tell you what my least favorite combination is: pink and blue. I find it genuinely hard to tell if the floor is our color or their color.
pink and cyan for the trix yogurt feel. I like playing as the two pinks, but i look better in cyan i think. fuck peanut butter jelly, though.
Jaxon Nguyen
>mods still let this advertising post up
SASUGA
Nathaniel Jenkins
>wear the same gear in ranked >avatarfagging I don't think you know what avatarfagging means I bet you're sub-A rank
Matthew Jones
not with those eyes
Samuel Rogers
Because Forge Splat Pro and Rapid Blaster Deco Pro isn't out yet
Jaxson Gonzalez
Figured you probably already know but in case you don't you can use the color lock option if the color blindness is impacting your playing. Can't remember if it locks to your current color or blue/orange.
Adrian Butler
>avatarfagging >no avatars retard alert
Jeremiah Richardson
mmmmm~
I bet inkling feet smell like provolone cheese
Jordan Perry
Sorry, here's a better version autism speaks and wears a pink helmet
Brody Barnes
>want to farm swim speed chunks (yeah I know it's shit) >put on three krak-on gears >consume krusty sean drink for swim speed >play turf war am I doing this right?
James Reed
>open stream >some fat sounding guy bitching about Veeky Forums >close stream
Justin Foster
not this user 186515072
I asked for some woomys to draw earlier but no one was posting so I "hijacked" this one to the owner of this woom, you have a real sporty look
Easton Bennett
>open stream >some fat sounding guy bitching about Veeky Forums >see he's getting his shit pushed in by someone from /ink/ >continue watching stream
Nathaniel Parker
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Nolan Russell
Don't play dumb you fucking retard. You've been shitting up the threads with your boring assfaggot webms for god knows how long. Either start posting interesting things but holy shit stop posting these stupid rank/derank blog-tier webms you fucking twat.
>I bet you're sub-A rank It took you 1 whole month to finally get to S+ (which you apparently can't even maintain), and you dare making assumptions about my rank? It doesn't even have anything to do with the conversation holy shit. Anyways stop posting these stupid ass webms you fucking idiot
Jeremiah Watson
Ranked could be better if youre winning. Youll gain more gear experience per round won than in Turf War, allowing you can unlock all ability slots in fewer rounds. If you get plenty of wins, you might even be able to scrub the gear and unlock some more before the drink's 20-round use wears out.
Blake Murphy
Squid Bernie Sanders, you're seriously getting delusional with your age.
Ethan Fisher
>tfw you will never have your woomy drawn it hurts more than I feel like it should
Jaxon Hughes
Holy shit you're fucking retarded.
Eli Reyes
well I'm trying to be realistic
Hunter Diaz
What does ink itself smell like?
Ryder Thompson
That wasn't me, but feel free to not open my webms like the rest of the anons who aren't opening my webms.
Jose Barnes
>first it's furries >now a bunch of trannies come out of the woodwork why does this keep happening in a kid's game?
Ayden Edwards
Just sniff a ballpoint pen or something. It's pretty acrid and not pleasant at all. Unless you're trying to put some kind of fetish together, and then it smells like whatever you think it should smell like.
Blake Baker
I would assume it would smell like whatever actual squid ink smells like. Though I remember in some japanese animes they would sometimes joke about how a young boys room would smell of squid because he faps all the time. So maybe when they ink turf the map would smell like cum everywhere.
This, really. Lunafag has shown everything he has to show already and his shit is pathetically dull. It's not fresh.
Anthony Watson
lol you're so incredibly asspained about being a sub-A rank shitter
Caleb Nelson
It's a bunch of 1w year olds meming in their little safe space. You honestly think the liberals all bought up the switches to spread progressivism in inkopolis square?
Logan Powell
This, squid ink smells almost nothing like and is actually used to make some types of pasta and other foods. It's pretty fucking good t b h f a m
Hunter Bennett
autism
Isaac Morgan
holy autism
Nathaniel Miller
why were all of the furry, and now trans posters low rank and or low level?
also reminder to report all social media advertising posts
Jayden Bailey
N-no bully.
Christopher Ross
>tfw two different drawanons drew my woomy the first time I posted her
Christopher Foster
Samefag.
Lucas Thomas
I just spotted a level 44 Tranny and a level 12 "All my friends are straight white males #MAGA" I knew there would be trannies but why today? Is it some kind of homo holiday?
Hunter Nguyen
>samefag >literally 7 seconds apart Holy shit your butthurt is intense you raging autist. You're probably projecting and this user is you also gb2being a B rank shitter
Asher Long
I don't know how the ranking system works, but I thought you couldn't go below the meter if you lost?
Jack Lopez
>posted literally 7 seconds apart retard
Jonathan Hill
If your woomy had more pale skin, she would be perfect for me.
>That hair >Those eyes >Those clothes >Those feet
Noah Stewart
Post them
Benjamin Roberts
>the LGBTWTFBBQLMAOISHYGDDT community is starting to shit up Splatverse Why can't we ever have nice things?
Brayden Phillips
>its my woomy
thank you drawfriend you are the best
Nicholas Morales
I-I can stay out of the sun for a while if you want, user.
Jaxon Edwards
nice try
Blake Taylor
That bar is so you can maintain your rank. You still start out at 0 if you break it.
Gavin Wood
It's pretty much like this.
>Every couple of losses, you get a crack on your bar >After 4 (I believe?) cracks, if you lose another couple of times, you'll go down in rank >On the bar, there is a yellow line >If you progress past that yellow line, if your bar breaks, you don't lose rank, just experience
Charles Mitchell
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Aaron Davis
>being a proxyfag
Carson Thomas
If you were any good you'd know that everything under S+ is garbo, thinking A~S is decent just proves that you're in fact (!!!) a fucking baddie.
Not quite, I'm just trying to prevent cancer before it settles for good.
Austin Peterson
When you win, you fill the bar. When the bar is full, you are promoted. When you lose a game you were supposed to be able to ain, you get a crack. When you get 4 cracks, the bar breaks. If the bar breaks and you're above the ok line, you lose a lot of progress (equal to the length of the bar to the ok line). If you are below the ok line and you break, you get demoted.
Levi Foster
No, you be you woomy. You're beautiful the way you are.