League of Legends General - /lolg/

Ask someone to trade. autofilled adcs are worse than autofill junglers.

being a filled ad around 4 monkeys is almost impossible to play

Always leave queue when someone dodge or when it gets too long

I want SG Syndra to use me as her personal living sex toy while her magic prevents me from cumming

Post the most viable facesitting champions

Reminder that Noxus, no matter how bloodthirsty and brutal, also has the best waifus and husbandos in all of Runeterra. Get yourself someone who can fuck well, but also kill well.

>play my life time support mains
>lose and team flames me for every play

>play Janna for the first time
>spam E, get praised, and win with 4 honors

I-I didn't want it to be this way. I thought I'd be playing only the manliest supports for life.

That must be some really powerful magic if she can pull that off.

Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!
Riot finally included Draven in something, awesome!
Best guy!

xth for Syndra
nope, get the fuck out

zaun's more likely to have the type of girl I like though, but she meets the same requirement I guess

I like to imagine taking care of my teammates stress after a hard game. I fantasize about getting bent over my desk as they take turns on me, or sucking down their loads while they play the next game. Do you think this is a good mindset for a support to have? I've had this fantasy for years, before the 'healslut' meme became a meme. I'm not sure what to do. It's honestly hard to play if I'm support at times, I get stupidly distracted during the game because of it.

easy.

xth for breast metal waifu

Nicely done mang, I do recommend keeping bork in mind for whenever you're about to face a teamcomp that'll build a lot of HP. Generally I trade it in for Nashor's and use a different item for CDR

Well her power is all about imposing her will on others, and regular syndra is powerful enough to hold a goddamn temple in the air while doing other things

I want to sniff Miss Fortunes feet!

Shota Draven is pretty adorable. If he's already killed men at such a tender age, he's probably popped his cherry, right

nah the only magic she's gonna use is the one to rip your head off

is that a nipple

YO THE BRAND BOSS SOMETIMES DOES NUNUBOT'S LAUGH

Sure that's not Kat?

>Not a furry
>Jerk it almost daily to the thought of planting my face in Kindred and Soraka's ass

I'm not a furry

Do you really need to ask?

The use of colors and shading reminds me too much of shadman dammit

>stuck as mid player
>switch to bot
>climb
lolbabs????????

miss fortune posting isn't for healing slut posting
>feet

this is bad, user

Dammit user, I'm trying to eat

Probably but I don't think mods care about that one cause I have seen it nearly every thread.

I want to drain my balls in Ahri until my life is gone from my body!

What champion pisses you off the most?

>you will never watch the waves of impact from your thrusting travel upon lamb's ass

All bot needs to do is not feed. Pretty easy climb desu

Does any NON GAY adc mains want a NON GAY soraka main to help them climb
gold 4 will rush ardent4u

stop being so easily triggered you fucking autist, she wouldn't be wearing a literal bdsm outfit if she wasnt interested in lewd things you retard

Post em

FRIENDLY REMINDER that if your waifu is not a pure homo sapien, then you are a subhuman degenerate who will be first in line to the gas chambers.

Best boy
Best girl
Best starguardains
Best couple

>NON GAY soraka main
yeah sure

that's not how it works, but nice try, have a (You).

>enemy gets a plat 2
>I'm gold 5

epic

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FORGOT IMAGE

currently smurfing atm, main is plat 4, wanted to become a soraka player

>ywn call her a good plant

what would married life with Poppy be like?????

Seems like it. Though i've seen tons of nipple posting and no bans/deletes since it's almost always been lewd but not pornographic.
It's MF. No scar, no tattoo, and league's biggest proportions

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I can get (You)'s from you anytime I want, i don't need charity you fucking splerg

Fucking Awful.

You say that, but I've been 3 day banned for posting a cropped tummy. I would be careful if I were you, user.

xth for sexually corrupting Star Guardians.

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there there, no need to be angry. Have another one.

Fun fact; the girl here, Tamara, was featured in a short story, Progress Day, and happens to be at least be lesbian. So, our first shot of a canonically gay character.

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Aside from the text of your post, that's a really good image. Do you have any more user?

>Bjergsen is probably fucking my waifu RIGHT NOW

hold me bros...

How am I supposed to deal with a fiora as a Heimer?
Hope that she never gets ahead, build a zhonya and then hope she kills herself?

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I remember the girl; I don't remember any mention of her being homosexual

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>buy botrk on adc
>deal no damage
what the fuck is going on, crit is the way to go now?

if it makes you feel better shes probably fucking him cause he's rich.

if u r fapping to that then u r def a furry a my friend

how does heimer have trouble vs melees
just build rylais and walk away
wtf

Sorry user, I was just really excited and wanted to share my fantasy.

I mean, if Draven was a regular part of your life, you'd probably hate men too.

I like the way you think user. Which other SG should be corrupted and how?

unless its poppy tho ofc

>My team except for me, Feeds
>The enemy top laner is destroyed, completely out of the game
>Lose because I can't 1v4 40/0 as 10/0

Nice game lolbabs.

Does Ahri count since she's like a fox person?

>A promenade courtier, Noami Kimba, waves to her and blows her a kiss. They have met three times in the sultry air of evening, and each time Kimba has offered her a chance to spend the night in her arms. Tamara has refused each time, too busy for any diversions, but if she is able to stay longer than today, she may take her up on the next offer.

There was also the boy in Janna's story that was gay.

Ahri and Wukong are the same. Does that answer your question?

>Riot forcing gay characters into their story to appease feminists and reddit sjw's.

>tfw no healslut support to take care of my stress because I don't play adc very much

>we're unable to log you in because you may be offline

Will General Du Couteau ever be released as a champ?

Uh kinda I guess. So they're both like human animal hybrids?

Do you guys play a certain champion only because of their lore?

I always play Amumu once a day just so he doesn't get sad/

Be thankful they're just minor non-champions who barely mention their sexuality. Though a gay champion is surely coming, eventually.

thanks user, now i have something to spend my rune money on

You avoid the chambers solely because she kills you by herself, no need to waste the gas.

Yordle fuckers are the worse, the bottom of the barrel, the scum of the earth. They've somehow found a way to combine their twisted desire to taint their pure human genetics with pedophilia.

Think of your ancestors cockroach, Thousands upon thousands of them carried on your family line, keeping it pure, only for you to end it in a blue midget.

lucian and wukong are the same too tho

Fox ears and tails alone does not make a furry. Besides, if you play it right you can eventually breed those traits out of her bloodline.

Can we gas Yasuo mains first?

Nice

>don't ban ahri
>midlane goes 0/9
>don't ban vayne
>adc and support go 0/20
>don't ban kayn
>heals to full in one Q
>our jungler is morde

>99% of characters are straight
>this is fine
>1 character in a sidestory is not straight
>This is a personal attack and oppression of homosexuality

>Confirmed demigods
Volibear
Anivia
Ornn

>Potential demigods
Rammus
Brand
Alistar
Malphite

>heal 5k and deal 5k damage in a 30 minute game just from one item
Hella balance.

99% of the characters are unknown-sexuality.

Besides Darius and a few others.

come off it, user.