What the fuck is wrong with tailgaters? Why do they have to ride my ass whenever I drive the speed limit on the road?

What the fuck is wrong with tailgaters? Why do they have to ride my ass whenever I drive the speed limit on the road?

>Be me
>Driving 60mph in the SLOW LANE
>4 lanes to my left
>Fucking cunts always ride my ass
>Some even flash their lights at me
>4 empty lanes to my left
>Get pissed
>Slow down until I'm doing 50
>They get pissed and swerve around me
>Accelerate and zoom around me like a lunatic

What the fuck is wrong with people? If you need to go fast, use the fast lane. Don't expect me to go fast in the slow lane, retard. "AAAAAA I NEED TO GO PLACES GET OUT OF MY WAY AAAAAAAA" *spazzes out*

I'm going to drive like a normal human being I don't give a shit if you tailgate me.

the real question is why don't they pass you ?
something is fishy with your story mate

It's always some cunt in an Audi, BMW, Merc or nigger in a Van.

"WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 NOT 60 GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

*looks to his left*

"Oh shit there's 4 empty lanes open. Oops nevermind."

"I STAYED OUT TOO LATE GETTING DRUNK AND MASTURBATING TO PORN NOW I AM LATE FOR WORK GET OUT OF MY WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

"I'VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ASSHOLE I NEED TO SQUEEZE EVERY LAST BIT OF PLEASURE OUT OF MY EXISTENCE BEFORE I DIE GO FASTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HEY DOUCHEBAG LET'S GO!!! GET A MOVE ON!! I TOUCHED MY COWORKER'S ASS TODAY ON ACCIDENT AND I NEED TO GET HOME AND MASTURBATE TO THE MEMORY BEFORE IT FADES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Nah, I have the same shit happen to me all the time. It's just people being incredibly dense.

You need therapy bro. It's not normal to get this upset over something so trivial and irrelevant.

On the other hand, sometimes you get a woman (I presume) in an SUV who stops or goes 3mph for no reason arbitrarily and an entire line of cars backed up through the intersection now wondering if they're going to be stuck there when the light turns red because stacy just had another seizure or whatever and keeps doing that FOR THE NEXT 5 MILES

So yeah maybe tailgating is a better solution then getting out and shooting her in the face.

you're a little bitch

OP is that fucking 4cyl virgin who sits in the passing/fast lane with a line of traffic behind him because "5mph over the speed limit is enough! I d-dont wanna get a ticket!" while his overworked virgin-driven econobox whines at 5.5k RPM trying to maintain a speed of 65mph

You shouldn't be going 60 unless you're in a slow ass governed truck. It's not 1950 anymore... Don't slow your fucking ass down when people are already on your ass. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

I am going to drive limit+5. If you can't handle that THEN GET IN THE LEFT LANE.

Get a car with more than 4 cylinders you virgin

I've also had that shit happen its fucking weird

I have stronk AMC I6. You have bitchtits.

>making a left hand turn on a protected green arrow (at a red light camera)
>virgin in a 3cyl Nissan shit box is going 2mph through the intersection holding up the rest of the lane of traffic behind him
>arrow starts turning yellow as Mr 3Cylinder Virgin barely reaches the street he turned left onto
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO WE LET VIRGINS AND WOMEN DRIVE AUTOMOBILES

No you don't. If you did, you wouldn't drive like such a soyboi. This whole "o-only 5mph over a-and THAT'S It" cucklogic is what bugmen in Yaris' and Civics do.

you leave civics outta this, I take pride in going down the road at 78. besides im getting rid of my 18’ soon for a Nova.

>tailgating said cunt going 3mph
>she slams on the brakes because she thought she was going to miss her turn/exit
>rear end her and you're at fault because you were following too closely

I have a reaction time better than a sloth and my tires aren't bald. It's no problem to stop. I'm just trying to get as many of my fellow drivers out of the intersection they didn't know they were about to be stuck in the middle of.

>watch cucklord in cherry red (the same color of his blown boip) """sports car""" blow past doing 25 over
>two miles down he's on the side of the road basking in the light of the cherries and berries
>slow down to watch and l a u g h

People in my city go 25mph over on the interstate (passing cop cars) and never get pulled over. It's called "keeping in pace with the natural flow of traffic", and your ignorance of it is how I can tell you're a seething virgin.

>Driving along in traffic going 10 above
>following flow of traffic
>matching speed of truck besides me
>see some fag swerve in and out through the lanes behind me
>look over at the other driver, we both slow to 60
>The raging cuck frantically switches behind me and him
>truck makes a turn and the cuck pulls up besides me at a light
>kick it to the floor as hes flipping me off
>he starts screaming, my radios too loud
>swerve heavily into his lane, he goes into the roadside and stops
>blow past him and go home

At least you're not a virgin. Only virgins stop at 5mph over. OP on the other hand is a turbovirg

AMC I6 owner here. You're an embarrassment to us all. Delete your engine and your life. You deserve neither.

Other user has no taste. I appreciate the work you put in here.

>drive the speed limit


Quit being slow and you won't get tailgated. Not hard.

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>this guy should just drive faster so I don't have to turn my steering wheel
seriously, people are that lazy

>be down busy country lane
>loads of blind turns and 1 car passes on the other side roughly every 5-10 seconds
>car in front is driving slow, possibly a new driver or old or nervous
>maintaining safe driving distance
>guy behind me tailgates me
I CAN'T DRIVE FASTER THAN THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME YOU DENSE FUCKER

You can get right on his ass as a sign he needs to start going a reasonable speed. Get up there and push them. Give them the idea. Don't just tolerate them.

Stop being a virgin op

>be me
>driving in SoCal
>blow by checkpoint and cop car doing 100mph
>few miles later get stuck behind a car with Mexican plates going 70
>cop car from earlier comes flying out of nowhere
>pulls over Mexican
>tfw

it's probably an american

The worst is the person whose default is to just ride 5 feet behind you. They're not even doing it because they want you to go faster, that's just how they drive. I fucking hate tailgaters.

>might make the driver panic even more
nah i'm good i'll just wait for a safe opportunity to pass him

Why are they paniced by nothing happening? Stop tolerating stupidity. I've gotten out at lights and walked up to windows and asked why exactly they are driving below the speed limit. Freaks them out every time, and they never have an answer. God I fucking hate people.

>do something stupid to another driver
>"don't tolerate stupidity"
????????

>Stop tolerating stupidity.
This is the worst advice I've ever seen on this site in any thread on any board.

drive faster nigger

Worth it tho fuccboi

100$ is worth the feels of 100mph

How is educating them on the proper speed they should be going and reminding them that there are consequences for being a fucking tard that holds everyone up stupid?

You have a lot of faith in people not being emotional and/or apathetic to their surroundings, I leave space so I don't get fucked over by that stupidity
>T. Rear ended an 80 year old asian man who braked from 90kph to 30 hard for no reason on a straight bit of road with no turn offs, exits, or any signage at all
I was like 1.5s behind him, wasn't enough

I'm not gonna tailgate a potentially panicked driver just to prove a point. I might cause them to crash for example, and I will be utterly fucked.

>tfw people cut me off and get in my lane just for trying to maintain a ~2s following distance

Oh no, other cars on the road! Better "panic" and do 15 under the limit! that will make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well meme'd

I agree with you IF you're in the slow lane

but more typically it goes like this:
> Car at speed in the passing lane
> Empty fucking road in front of them
> Cars on the slow lane are passing him
> Nope Nope Nope, gotta take my time

FUCK YOU.
Make way if your ass is in cruise

I tihnk it's all actually rather simple.

Assuming you're in the slow lane as stated:
Tailgaters have very small pathetic minds, not suitable for driving motor vehicles.

Assuming you're in the fast lane: you have a very small pathetic mind, not suitable for driving motor vehicles.

I hate it too, and I ride a motorcycle.

>lift off throttle
>slow down with no brake lights
>other driver gets angry
>still slowing
>guy decides to overtake
>speed up so he can't
Feels good driving with 450 turbo horses.

>driving my mom's rav4
>doing 5 over the limit, someone's riding my ass
>come to some curves, figure if i just keep a decent speed he'll come off, dunno how fast I wanna drive this tall fucker around curves anyways
>nah, still on my ass
>ok fine
>accelerate to twice the speed limit
>guy slows down and stays way behind me

What the fuck is the point of riding my ass if you're gonna bitch out when I actually put my foot down?

If only it were a mere $100 for a ticket at 100 mph. Thats a solid $300+ and an increase in insurance cost. Not to mention the chance of being put in jail.

>he doesn't just get a lawyer and make the ticket go away

>>matching speed of truck besides me

purposefully holding up traffic and blocking anyone trying to pass. wow what a hero you are

Just ignore them